[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

[That funny yet hateful Ninja School teacher]

When Kunoki was 24 years old, he successfully ended his days of idleness and was promoted to a new job by his own Hokage.

Since then, the ninja school has been in chaos.

*****

theory class.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Why can't I understand it at all? Am I too stupid?" The girl with straight bangs secretly asked the fat man at the next table with a sad face.

The little fat man replied nonchalantly: "It's okay, I don't understand. I've already failed Kuno sensei's class three times, so it doesn't matter."

Kunoji knocked on the blackboard: "The coordinate axis is the key point. It is very important in the learning of various space ninjutsu! Sasuke-san, stand up and answer."

Sasuke stood up reluctantly: "..."

"...Go home and ask your brother."

Erzhuzi, are you worthy of being "virtuous"? Your brother has already joined ANBU at this age.

*****

Before the tactics class.

"Great, it's tactics class again. I like tactics class the most!" Afro said excitedly.

"But I don't want to use my brain at all!" The big eyes said that he had a headache.

A chorus of sighs came from another corner: "What's the 'Ninjutsu Nuan Nuan'? Why on earth is there such a ninjutsu!"

"Ninjutsu Nuannuan" is a new tactical course in the ninja school, and of course, it is also taught by the infamous Kunoki sensei.

In the tactics class, each student can choose all the ninjutsu on the list and compete 1v1 with the opponent. However, these ninjutsu are only special effects and they cannot learn any actual ninjutsu.When all Ninjutsu can be chosen, and the Ninjutsu is equally powerful, winning or losing the battle depends only on how to use the appropriate Ninjutsu and Ninjutsu combination at the right time.

"I like the first generation Wood Release the best, it's very popular!"

"Nonsense, the chirping Chidori is obviously more handsome!"

"Hehehehe, no matter how handsome you are, you can't learn it. You can only experience it in the tactics class."

Kunoki walked in with a smile: "Are you ready to accept the challenge, boys?"

After the tactics class.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I lost to Sensei's Flying Thunder God again!" His big eyes wiped away non-existent tears.

"Me too...why can't we experience Flying Thunder God? It's not fair!" Afro was also a little frustrated.

On the other side, Little Curly Hair whispered: "Shh, I know why Flying Thunder God can't experience it, I'll tell you secretly!"

"Actually, it's because... the Yondaime-sama forbids Kuno sensei to abuse the Flying Thunder God. She can only abuse it in her own illusion, so she doesn't let us use it by the way."

"Why did the Fourth Generation prohibit Sensei from using the Flying Thunder God?" Qi Liuhai still didn't quite understand.

The little fat man next to him: "Are you stupid? Of course it's because the fourth generation is afraid that his wife will suddenly disappear."

*****

between classes.

Little Curly came excitedly to everyone with his notes in his hands: "I stayed up late last night and wrote..."

Big Eyes grabbed the notebook and read: "Analysis of the love behavior of the Fourth Hokage and Kuno Sensei."

Afro: "What do you do every day?"

Little Curly snorted: "If you don't listen, go away! Go away! You are not welcome in the gossip circle! I did the analysis based on the analysis method taught by Kuno sensei!"

Pushing Afro away, taking back the notebook from Big Eyes, Curly Hair began to read his notes vividly.

[Keywords: Fish into your arms]

[Analysis: This is the fourth generation's signature action, which embodies the possessiveness of the fourth generation and is conducive to declaring sovereignty. 】

[Case: One day, Kuno Sensei met Sasuke and his brother on the road. Sasuke didn't understand what "Si Mao" was, so Sensei began to explain the meaning of "Si Mao". She said: "Si Mao is the same as the hood and pen cap. The same kind...".

Before she could finish her words, she was scooped into his arms by the sudden appearance of the Fourth Generation Master, who gently covered her mouth: "Don't listen to her talking nonsense."]

"Hey, Curly Hair, it's time for class! The teacher is here!" Big Eyes reminded in a low voice.

Curly Curly closed his notebook in panic and stumbled back to his seat.

Damn it, why are you in class halfway through the analysis you stayed up all night to write?Why is it so difficult to gossip?

*****

"Have you heard? The Fourth Generation changed the ninja school rules overnight!" Curly Hair said excitedly.

The little fat man said calmly: "I know."

He slowly read out the new school rules:

[From now on, a new rule will be added to the Ninja School rules: teacher-student romance is prohibited!No matter how cute, fun, interesting or gentle the teacher is, you are not allowed to have any strange thoughts about the teacher!Not even after graduation!Once a teacher, always a teacher! 】

Curly's eyes sparkled: "This teacher is talking about Kuno sensei at first glance. Does anyone have any strange thoughts about sensei? Who? Who is so bold and dares to have thoughts about Mrs. Hokage?! Is it you, Afro-head? !”

Afro felt very innocent: "Don't talk nonsense, maybe it's Sasuke. After all, his brother seems to have some clues..."

Sasuke kicked over a chair: "What did you say? Say it again?! What did you say about my brother? What did you say about me?"

Afro: "I have a brother at home who is so crazy. Sasuke, do you deserve a spanking?!"

"Without further ado, let's go to the training ground!"

The little curly hair was speechless at the childish behavior of the two people, and continued to engage in gossip: "It doesn't look like Sasuke, so who is it? Oh my god, I'm so curious!! I'm almost dying of curiosity!"

Qi Liuhai was a little puzzled: "But obviously the age difference between Yondaime-sama and Kuno sensei is very big, just like the age difference between Kuno sensei and us!"

Little Curly: "You idiot, it's precisely because of this that you have to nip it in the bud!"

Shikamaru, who had been sleeping in, was woken up by the big noise here. He squinted his eyes and listened for a while, then shrugged: "I know, but I won't tell you."

Anyone with any brains knows that the senior who beat his sister to death last week, the one whose house Kunoki sensei went to visit, and the one who suddenly had a bird-shaped pendant the day before yesterday, that’s who chant.

——Although no one is necessarily responsible, because it is most likely just the fourth generation's unilateral jealousy.