[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

[Kakashi line premise: Ji and the fourth generation are very, very, very good friends, Kakashi and Ji 1v1]

[Scene setting: four months of travel]

【Danger】

【One】

There is a small town in the Country of Vegetables where every household has a cat.

But Kakashi has a physique that attracts small animals. Not only is his psychic beast a eight-ninja dog, but he is also better at attracting cats.

"Kakashi, you have a cat on your leg again!" the black-haired girl said in surprise and a little envious.

The silver-haired boy reluctantly bent down and carefully peeled off the kitten, which was obviously only a month or two old, from his lap.

The black-haired girl knelt down and looked at his pants: "It's okay, it's just enough to hook the thread, and it can last two days."

While watching, he gloated: Since arriving in this town, Kakashi's pants have obviously declined in wear resistance.

Kakashi was just about to bend down and pull her up and teach her not to get too close, but he didn't expect her to stand up first. "Bang", the forehead without a forehead protector and the forehead with a forehead protector collided.

"Sorry, sorry, sorry!!"

"Are you okay? Did you hit your nose or eyes or anything?"

It was obvious that the pain from the collision should be on the forehead and not on the forehead protector. Why did she apologize first?

Kakashi was stunned and saw that Kunoji's forehead was obviously red, and he helplessly stretched out his hand to rub it for her.

"Be careful," he said.

While rubbing it, he suddenly paused because the black-haired girl was looking at her blankly.When their eyes met, he became a little flustered.

The relationship between them was so familiar that he was already used to those intimate movements.

But since Ludo's hug, he suddenly felt that any physical contact became dangerous.

Kakashi slowly lowered his hand and looked away.

There was something wrong in his mind, so he panicked when they looked at each other.

Kunoji said faintly: "You rubbed it wrong. That place was stung by a bee, and the place where it hit was here." She pointed to the other side of her forehead.

Kakashi: "..."

If you rub it wrong, you rub it wrong. Why do you look at him like that?Causing him... to fall into a trap.

It took a long time for Kakashi to recover and realize an important point: "When did you get stung by a bee?"

【two】

After collecting information about the traitorous ninja in the Country of Vegetables, Kakashi could not find any trace of Kunoki anywhere.

He asked a young mother holding a baby in her arms: "Have you ever seen a girl with black hair and black eyes?"

"There are girls with black hair and black eyes everywhere. Please be more detailed." The young mother laughed.

Kakashi was a little embarrassed. He tried hard to recall her appearance, from her forehead, eyebrows, eyes to nose, mouth, to her clothes and actions.

He described: “The eyes look like they are smiling even when they are not smiling, but in fact they don’t smile very often. They always look at others curiously. When they smile, they will first purse their lips and then bend their eyes, as if they have discovered something. Just like your shocking secret, a shallow dimple will appear on your right cheek, and your lips will also..."

The picture of her smiling in his mind became more and more concrete, and Kakashi suddenly blushed.

He realized something and found the young mother looking at him with a smile: "Is she my sweetheart?"

Kakashi's head pounded.

He waved his hands hurriedly: "No... no..."

The young mother smiled and pointed in a certain direction: "There was one girl with a curious look on her face just now, walking that way."

Kakashi thanked him profusely and walked quickly towards where she pointed.

Sure enough, I found Kunoki at the foot of the mountain.

She was sitting on the stone steps, next to a fat orange cat, one person and one cat were playing a boring game of "whose paw is up".

She put her hand on the orange cat's furry feet. The orange cat pulled out and put it on her hand. She pulled out her hand again and put it on the orange cat's paw again. The orange cat looked at her angrily and continued to pull out its paw. Put it on her hand...

How free this guy must be.

Kakashi walked over helplessly, stretched out his hand and pulled Kunoji's sleeve: "Let's go."

The playful Kunoki took his hand out from under the orange cat's paws, put it on the back of his hand with a "snap", imitating the orange cat's surprised and angry expression, and said: "The cat's paws must be on top, this is in principle!"

Kakashi was stunned and looked at her blankly. The back of his hand covered by the girl's palm began to burn, and he was speechless for a moment.

Seeing that the other party did not cooperate with the game of "whose paw is on top", Kunoji sighed and held his hand: "Then let's go."

"Goodbye, let's play paw-picking again if we have the chance!" She turned back and said goodbye to the big orange cat.

There was no way, Kakashi, a black hole of games, didn't like games at all, so he could only play games with cats.

Kakashi only felt that his heartbeat was getting clearer and clearer, beating an erratic rhythm like a drum.

He should have quietly let go of her hand, and then told her like an old father not to hold other people's hands casually, but he didn't, and instead let the secret joy occupy every inch of the land.

【three】

When he arrived at a small town near the edge of the Water Country, Kunoki fell into a mud puddle because of the heavy fog in the morning.

You want to ask why ninjas fall into mud puddles?Don't ask, it's just because the fog is too heavy.

Kakashi stepped forward and pulled her up: "You really need to pay more attention to your taijutsu, Ji."

Kunoji stretched out his hand to grab him and retorted sternly: "No, my physical skills are very good! They can be on par with Metkai!"

Kakashi: "It's a tie in a fighting game - with cheats turned on."

Kunoki: "...Don't expose me, okay?"

It’s not that she doesn’t want to practice physical skills, it’s that she really doesn’t want to get up in the morning and go for a run!

Kunoki was recalling the "battle" she drew with Metkai when she accidentally slipped and nearly fell down again, but luckily Kakashi, who was pulling her, caught her in time.

"This is a country of water, not a country of swamps. Why is this mud pit so silty!!"

Kunoki finally stood firm, holding Kakashi with both hands, trying to get his feet out of the mud.

After successfully getting rid of the invisible clutches of the mud pit, Kunoki sighed: "...I finally discovered that as long as Kakashi is next to me, Newton will definitely have trouble with me."

"Eh? Kakashi, why aren't you talking?" Kunoji asked doubtfully, realizing that the guy next to her had not spoken since she almost fell down for the second time.

Usually when she proposed a new term, Kakashi would definitely ask, but today he didn't ask, which is unscientific.

Kakashi gave a symbolic "hmm" and fell into silence again.

Finally, when the fog cleared, Kunoji took a look at the silver-haired ninja beside him.

There were some mud spots on his silver hair and mask, and there were several mud fingerprints on his clothes - they were from when she helped him pull his feet out of the mud puddle.

Kunoji felt guilty and stretched out his hand to pat his clothes, trying to destroy those muddy handprints.

Kakashi stopped, looked at her silently for a while, and then said: "...Stop patting, the more you pat, the dirtier it will become."

Kunoji stretched out his hand and looked at his mud claws, and smiled sheepishly: "Hehehehe, I'm very sorry..."

Kakashi sighed and fell silent again.

He really couldn't understand why he wanted to make trouble for himself and bring this disaster with him.

Every day is like walking on a tightrope on a cliff, and he can lose control at any time.

He was afraid of this danger, but he also enjoyed it.