[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

[Scene setting: Returning from travels, Konoha 54, after becoming a special jounin]

【Testing】

[The contest between 19 and 20 years old]

【One】

"Kakashi seems to particularly like things related to water. Not to mention that he likes to eat fish. Not to mention his superb fishing skills. He even likes to choose the place where friends meet, next to the bridge, next to the bridge. railing, or squat on the railing like a dragonfly to show your balance.

No, no, it doesn’t seem to be something related to water. It seems like you like heights?He likes to take books out of his pocket to read on the roof, often appearing in high places..."

"It's not that I like heights." The lazy voice was a little hoarse.

"...Mom, you're going to scare me to death!" Kunoji was so shocked that he almost fell off the chair.

Just as she was writing "often seen in high places" on the paper, the person involved, Kakashi, appeared on the window sill of her house. What was going on!

Kakashi sat on the windowsill and smiled: "I've been here for a long time, and you didn't notice. I'm sad."

Kunoji couldn't believe it: "Impossible! I'm super keen, okay?"

Kakashi lightly jumped off the window sill, sat on the desk, and sighed: "I'm sad, Ji, you are secretly writing Kakashi's analysis notes again."

Kunoji covered his notebook and said, "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Kakashi continued to sigh: "It's really unfair. As a friend, you know a lot of my secrets, but I know nothing about you. I think it's time for us to break off our friendship."

Kunoki: "...No, no, no relationship, no relationship!"

"So?" Kakashi put one hand on the table and looked at her with a smile.

"...Can we exchange secrets?"

Kakashi took out a small notebook from nowhere, took out the pen from Kunoki's hand, and wrote something down. He smiled: "I have written down everything you said. I won't regret it."

Kunoki: "My favorite food is delicious meat, and I hate grass in salads."

Kakashi hid the small notebook: "It's too perfunctory, Ji, these are not secrets at all."

Kunoki: "Then what is a secret?"

Kakashi jumped up to the window sill, looked back and smiled: "I'm going to do my job."

Kunoji: "..."

Kakashi perfectly interpreted "inexplicable". He appeared without anyone noticing, said something incomprehensible, and then disappeared inexplicably.

I miss the underage Kakashi so much... At that time, Kakashi could see clearly at a glance. Although he was silent and cold, he was unexpectedly soft-hearted and gentle, and he looked like a virtuous housewife while cooking silently.

The adult Kakashi is like a runaway wild horse, his character runs in a dark and lazy direction, especially when he smiles. Kunoji panics when he smiles, and his crescent-shaped eyes make it impossible to see what he is thinking in his heart. What.

How to sing the song "Actor": Keep it simple, keep the way you speak simple!

She didn't mean to write down Kakashi's analysis notes. It's just that her friend has become more and more unpredictable recently, and she can only do mind maps like studying a weird game.

Weird Kakashi.

【two】

Kakashi sat on the roof, took out the book in his pocket, made a circle on a certain page, bit the pen and sighed.

That slow guy really regarded him as a friend wholeheartedly.

Doesn’t it mean that girls of this age believe that “there are no pure friends of the opposite sex”?Sure enough, the love guides bought at street stalls for five dollars are all scams.

I will have to buy love strategies from Jiyingtang next time.

【three】

After taking a long nap, Kunoki looked like an idiot. Not only was his brain a little dull, but his eyesight was also somewhat reduced.

She opened her eyes and looked at the time: "Eh? Is it already four o'clock in the afternoon?"

He opened the refrigerator in confusion: "Ah, there are no ingredients."

"So what's for dinner? Or go to a barbecue restaurant?"

She opened her wallet and rubbed her eyes: "Eh? No money again so soon?"

Kunoji sighed: "Even after becoming a special jounin, my wallet is still very thin."

"So what's the plan for dinner?"

"Why don't we go to Kakashi's house for dinner."

"Anyway, I just met him on the road at noon today. He must be at home."

Kunoki walked slowly on the road, the dull buff caused by his nap gradually fading away.

Sure enough, it would be more convenient to place a flying thunder god near Hatake's house next time, right?

The silver-haired ninja seemed to be returning home and was opening the door.

"Kakashi, hehe, I'm sorry that I came here to eat for dinner again." Kunoji scratched his head in embarrassment.

Kakashi opened the door: "Please come in."

"But you came here a little too early today, Ji." Kakashi pointed to the clock.

Kunoji squinted his eyes and said:? ? ?Is it only three o'clock?Is it only three o'clock in the afternoon?

"Is it your clock that's broken, or my clock that's broken? It was already four o'clock when I went out!" Kunoji was puzzled.

Kakashi smiled: "I bought a new clock a few days ago, and it still has a label."

Kunoji sighed: "...Then my clock is broken, and I have to spend money again, I am a poor man."

"Since you're here early, you can find some books to read by yourself." Kakashi said.

Kunoji shook his head: "No, no, I have a game."

Hatake Kakashi's hobby is "Friends/Hot/Paradise" and he didn't know what kind of weird books there would be.

After playing a game of stickman badminton, Kunoji lay limply on the table: "Kakashi, why are you a black hole in the game? So I can only play with the system."

Kakashi responded with a smile: "That's right, so it would be better to find a friend who can play games to replace Kakashi as soon as possible."

Kunoki: "...No, that's not what I mean. Kakashi is irreplaceable."

Kakashi smiled and took out a small notebook and wrote: "I made a note of it. Next time a friend who knows how to play games appears, I can't lie to him."

Kunoji: "..."

I always feel like I've been trapped.

"Kakashi, let's play together and find fault. This should be okay, right?"

Kakashi was helpless: "After working on it for a long time, I still want to cultivate Kakashi into a friend who can play games. It seems that Ji's heart still prefers friends who can play games."

Kunoki: "...I saw that you had nothing to do, so I provided you with entertainment activities."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow and smiled: "Ji Zhen takes everything seriously - if he can't find fault, Kakashi should resign from ANBU."

Kunoki who takes everything seriously:...

"This circle is different from that circle, OK, there is only one last difference left, Gangba!"

Kakashi suddenly said: "Of all the game ninjutsu, which one does Ji like the most?"

Kunoki: "Well... I think they all like it."

Kakashi raised his head and looked at her: "And among all the friends?"

"..."

Kuno was stunned, but Kakashi smiled and changed the subject: "The colors over there are different from those over there."

After eating, it was already dark.

After returning home after using the Flying Thunder God, Kunoji saw the clock at his house and it was already eight o'clock in the evening.She knocked on the landlord's door: "Excuse me..."

"What's the time?" The fat hostess returned to the living room and glanced at the clock, then turned back: "It's eight o'clock in the evening."

Kunoki: So her clock is not broken at all, right?It was Kakashi's clock that was broken.

Kakashi didn't know where he bought the clock, so he had to tell him. This honest man might have been deceived by a shady merchant.

[Four]

Kakashi took the clock off the wall and set it to eight o'clock in the evening.

He sat down, took out a book, and drew a circle on a certain page.

We spent an extra hour together.

Although love guides bought for five yuan from street stalls are not very reliable, they are still reliable in some aspects.