[Naruto] On the feasibility of unifying the ninja world with 4399 mini-games

[Special Chapter: Kakashi’s Triple Personality (1)]

【One】

I'm Hatake Kakashi, the Sixth Hokage, well, I'm retired now.

I was supposed to be leisurely soaking in hot springs and living a secluded life, but for some reason, I suddenly ended up in a strange place...

When I woke up, I found myself holding a strange girl in my arms.

……

……

Sure enough, I read too many pornographic books and lost my moral character after drinking... The reputation of Liuhuo was ruined...

The brunette was still asleep.

I quietly pulled my hand back, glanced at the sleeping faces of the people next to me, and blushed.

Isn't it possible that the dignified Sixth Generation was jumped by an immortal?

Then I realized something was wrong.

Today, the bones in his body seem to be very light, and his left eye is still consuming chakra.

I stood up and saw the familiar layout of the house.

In front of the mirror, I saw the face of young Kakashi Hatake.

Memories that don't belong to me flood in in an instant.

I didn't go back to the past, but I somehow came to this ninja world where the history has been tampered with in a mess.

【two】

"Team Kakashi, no orders are pending."

I sighed and slowly walked out of the Hokage's office.

The long-lost ANBU life...

"Wait, Kakashi." Minato-sensei stopped me.

"Something's wrong with you today, what's going on?"

I panicked. Could it be that Teacher Minato saw through it?I'm not the original Kakashi or anything.

Although I am happy to see that Minato-sensei is still alive, I still have a headache in this situation... Minato-sensei is still so sharp...

I tried my best to get rid of the old man's temperament: "I didn't sleep well last night, thank you Minato-sensei for your concern."

It’s so hard, so hard, it’s so hard to pretend to be young.

【three】

I walked slowly down the street.

I miss Konoha so much more than 20 years ago.

"Hi, Kakashi!" A figure flashed beside him like a gust of wind.

The green one is Metkai.

Well, it’s great that Kai, who has sound legs, is still so energetic.

Wait, Kai is looking me up and down: "Kakashi, something's not right with you today!"

I was dripping with cold sweat.

So obvious?Even if he was almost spotted by Minato-sensei, even Kai could see it at a glance?

"What else could be wrong? It's just that I didn't sleep well at night!" I tried to show off the lazy temperament of young Kakashi, and at the same time, I opened my eyes that turned into half-moons without realizing it.

Kai's eyes lit up and he burst into tears with excitement: "This is youth! Love, passion!"

This time, I didn’t have to consciously open my eyes; my eyes were already wide open.

Hey, Kai, where did you think you were?

Didn't sleep well at night and love...

My face turned red.

[Four]

When I met Asma on the street, I almost burst into tears, but I managed to cover it up with my signature crescent smile.

After I left, I heard Yuhi Kurenai next to Asuma quietly say: "Kakashi looked at you strangely today."

Hey, hey, don't talk about people behind their backs, don't think I can't hear you.

Besides, Hong, I'm not playing the role of "Broken Back", so I won't compete with you for Asuma. How come I'm jealous?

【Fives】

There is no task today, which means that I, who have been single for 46 years, will be forced to face the sudden appearance of a strange wife.

...I have such a headache, I always feel like my secret will be revealed all of a sudden.

Well, I'm going to start getting serious.

No matter what happens next, the best strategy is not to expose the secret first. Maybe tomorrow morning I will wake up as the retired Sixth Generation Me.

I did what Kakashi did in my memory and walked in: "I'm back, Ji."

As soon as I opened the door, I became alert.

No, I seem to have stepped into a barrier!when? !

From memory, this is my... wife's game enchantment.

I blushed again.

When I walked to the study, it turned out that my strange wife was busy with strange research again.

You didn't even notice my appearance. You were too slow. How could you become a special jounin like this?

But to be honest, this black-haired girl named Ji, her ninjutsu... is the most boring and useless I have ever seen in my 46 years of long life, but there are so many types.

I walked up behind her and put my hands on her shoulders based on Kakashi's behavior in my memory.

……

Okay, at that moment, I admit I was a little panicked.

Is the single old man who has never been in love forced to practice "love/hot/day/tang"?

And taking on someone else's identity (although this other person seems to be myself)...however I look at it, it feels like N/T/R.

My face quietly started to heat up under the mask.

Adhering to the belief that "the secret must never be revealed," I braced myself and carefully rested my chin on her head: "You don't have any vigilance at all. You are getting worse and worse."

I saw what she was writing.

...well I don't understand.

My strange wife, the black-haired girl, didn't even raise her head, and her writing was still dancing: "I have set up a barrier, so there is no need to be vigilant."

It's so cold.

It’s Kakashi’s voice in my memory, and it’s also my voice.

Am I afraid that I have married a fake wife? "Love/Hot/Tian/Tang" will not lie to people, but it must be me, a strange wife, who is lying to people.

Eh?This is wrong, she is cold, I should be happy.

If this strange wife of mine is clingy to me, I'm afraid I'll reveal her secret right away, and if she wants to...

Cough, cough, cough!

All in all, the current situation is very favorable to me.

【six】

No matter what, let's watch "Love/Hot/Tian/Tang" for a while.

When I mention this, I think of the game enchantment that my wife gave me in my memory. It was called a bedtime story or something, and it allowed me to read "Love/Hot/Day/Tang" aloud to me.

...Why was I so stupid to return that barrier?It seems to be very useful.You know, it’s really tiring to read with one eye. It’s all because of my perseverance that I haven’t become a sixth generation myopic person to this day.

I sighed, turned a page of the book, and for the first time I began to envy this Kakashi.

【Seven】

"Lao Ka Lao Ka, come here quickly!!"

I put down the book in my hand with some confusion and walked to the study.

It's strange why my wife, Ji, called me "Lao Ka" today. In memory, she should be called "Daka".

...Hey, if you think about it this way, is there another "little card"?

I always feel like my eyes are full of cards.

No matter, let's fool the past first.

"What's wrong?" I asked lazily, imitating Kakashi's tone, leaning against the door frame.

Ji: "My new game 'Who is the Murderer', do you want to play it?"

I suppressed my curiosity and forcefully suppressed the sentence "It sounds so interesting." I imitated Kakashi's tone and said: "You are trying to hurt my self-confidence again, Ji, it's too much." "

The character of Kakashi as the Black Hole of the game cannot be broken by my curiosity.

Ji made a serious face: "You are obviously used as a guinea pig for every new game, haven't you adapted yet?"

I smiled slightly: "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything to you."

【Eight】

"Who's the Murderer" is not a detective game, but an escape game.

Well, that’s actually not right.

There are three criminal suspects in the game, and I will play one of them.

During the 10 minutes of the game, I needed to work hard to avoid suspicion of murder and create an alibi.The deceased will randomly appear in a certain location after 10 minutes.

There are two things that make this game exciting.

First, the place where the deceased appears is random. If I happen to create an alibi at the place where the deceased appears, then I will definitely lose.

Second, the three criminal suspects are passing the blame and framing each other. If one of them is not careful, I will fall into the trap set by the other suspect and leave fingerprints and other clues at the crime scene. At that time, even if I have an alibi , you will still lose.

【nine】

Stimulation is real stimulation.

In the end, I lost one of the two games, so I was considered fiftyfifty.

Ji Mei smiled crookedly: "Is it fun?"

I pretended not to care: "It's just normal, I will have nightmares at night."

To be honest, it's pretty fun, except for being a bit threatening to the heart of an old man like me.

"Is your heart okay?" Ji stretched out her clenched hand and gently touched my left chest. She felt my heartbeat. She retracted her hand and smiled: "It looks like there is no problem for the time being."

……

……

There is no problem!

When her hand lightly touched my chest, my heart almost jumped out of my chest, okay? !

……

Although she withdrew her hand, my heart was still beating wildly without warning, and my eyes were dizzy.

Although this is nothing compared to the scale of "Love/Hot/Heaven/Tang", and even compared to ordinary young lovers, this action seems a bit cold and distant, but I still...

Maybe it's because I'm getting older and my tolerance is getting worse.

I need to calm down.