Spell Players at Hogwarts

Snape had been suffering from Hogwarts for a long time, but on one side he was a student interviewing Hogwarts, and on the other side he was a Hogwarts professor.

Foolish students, tough Hogwarts.

Speaking of which, Professor Snape is much tougher than that blacksmith.

After all, this is a man whose name appears in all fan fiction.

As for the Hogwarts students who want to overthrow his rule, Professor Snape can raise his non-existent void hair high, and then activate his hidden bat blood to pass behind the young wizards.

The air was filled with an unknown smell of magic potion, followed by a cold snort, which Lynch was willing to call a unique skill.

How can there be a way out for students fighting against professors?

This is a very real problem. Apart from Defense Against the Dark Arts, the length of re-election of a Hogwarts professor is simply beyond imagination.

If you graduate and get married quickly, your children... not to mention your children and grandchildren may sleep in the bed you slept in at Hogwarts, and then accompany Professor Snape's venom spray.

Even if I die of old age and my body is forgotten in the office, I will still use these decayed vocal cords...

Professor Binns: "How about you teach modern history?"

Professor Snape was not talking. Faced with Professor Binns' invitation, even Dumbledore wouldn't dare say that he was stealing the job of History of Magic.

The morning Defense Against the Dark Arts written test was spent under the bright sunshine. Lynch only remembered that the weather was very hot that day, so after confirming the topic, it only took less than 10 minutes.

Answer sheet, leave!

The whole process went smoothly, and for Qiu, who was familiar with Lynch's level, this was a very heavy blow.

Qiu: Am I cold?

Looking at the half-finished question, Qiu slowly fell into deep thought.

"Humph!"

"Put it on the podium!"

Professor Snape was as arrogant as a black swan, especially after scanning Lynch's roll, which made Professor Snape even more arrogant.

"Professor, you look particularly handsome today!" Lynch praised Professor Snape in the sun. Perhaps he was getting used to short hair. Professor Snape's hair has always been in a very subtle state.

Maybe... the scabies potion destroyed his hair follicles?

Could it be that this layer of hair...

"Huh?" Professor Snape snorted, his eyebrows raised slightly, and a pair of slender pale palms were revealed under the black robe.

"I just think your hair style is good." Lynch said with a smile, but his eyes were fixed on Professor Snape's nose.

I... shouldn't be like this, right?

"Ah, bye Professor!"

Lynch took advantage of Professor Snape's forward movement to get out of the attack range. For a moment, the unpleasant feeling of not spitting out was like a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat.

"This is the charm of the interrupt skill."

Lin Qi said with emotion, then looked at his watch.

So, where should I go when Qiu hasn't come out yet?

Looking at the Hogwarts castle with some confusion, the originally familiar scene quickly became unfamiliar.

How was I supposed to get through those damn stairs and get back to Ravenclaw's tower?

Lynch was lost in thought, but a familiar name sounded in his mind.

"Miko, are you there?"

……

After another 15 minutes, the determined Ms. Qiu Zhang walked out of the examination room anxiously. Then, a cold sundae cup floated up and down in the air, covered with frost and crushed ice. The fiery red strawberry jam made Qiu couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

"So, are you trying to bribe me?" Looking at Lin Qi lying on the window sill reading a book, Qiu took the sundae cup into his hand as he should.

"You can understand it that way." Lin Qi scratched his head helplessly. Daily activities were carried out with several people together. If he really went back by himself...

(So ​​why don’t you write a male classmate for me?)

"I will tell Flinda!" Qiu took a big mouthful of strawberry smoothie, "If you dare to sneak away by yourself next time, you can go to class by yourself from now on."

Cedric was ecstatic after hearing this!

But as a fearless little... athlete, Qiu can usually remember words like this for three days.

The exam in the afternoon is History of Magic. From this point, we can see the focus of education at Hogwarts.

Defense Against the Dark Arts ranks first in the scene rotation. Before there is a stable professor, it may be difficult to fight against the Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Next is History of Magic. After all, this course sounds very important, but in fact it is.

Reading history makes people wise, but who can get much help from it?

Should we commemorate the glorious majesty of King Da Mao, or imitate the outrageous behavior of Weird Yurik?

History is a good thing, but not everyone is lucky enough to get help from it.

However, compared to the open-ended Dark Demon Defense exam questions, how to get rid of Grindylow's entanglement attack, or how to survive in the dark jungle until dawn.

History of Magic is exactly like an exam-oriented education.

When did the Goblin Beer Hall Riot take place?

From 1937 to 1949, major events occurred in the magical world.

And so on, if Dumbledore's glorious resume is posted, Lynch feels that this year's exam questions should be able to complete 60.00% of the content.

Sure enough, our headmaster is also subtly influencing the minds of generations of wizards.

According to Lynch's big data comparison, in the past 14 years, 40.00% of the first-grade History of Magic exam questions were about Dumbledore.

Therefore, it is inevitable that Fudge has always regarded Dumbledore as his imaginary enemy.

Minister Fudge...he is in trouble!

Lynch was a little sad, and then he wrote Dumbledore on the history of magic exam with a serious face.

Well, of course, don’t make a mistake in the respondent’s name column. What does your Goblin Beer Hall riot have to do with Dumbledore?

As one of the cruelest and bloodiest armed uprisings in the history of magic, the Goblin Beer Hall Riot also served as a wake-up call for Dumbledore.

No change is without bloodshed. If we don't pay a sufficient price, how can we maintain the harmony and stability of the magic world?

It is also true that the middle-aged version of Dumbledore suddenly woke up. On the road to changing the world and maintaining peace, Dumbledore resolutely broke with his childhood friends and defeated the first generation Meguro in the most eye-catching decisive battle in modern times. The devil Grindelwald.

So far, we still don’t know the names of Dumbledore’s friends for many years. What kind of feelings should be buried under the title of Gael?

On Dumbledore’s awakening experience, a painful history of blood and tears.

(ps: The above answers are for reference only. If there are any similarities...it is purely a suicide attempt!)

Lin Qi wrote eloquently. After waiting for Qiu Ye to end the battle, Lin Qi stopped his quill with satisfaction.

So why don't wizards like using pens?

Lynch thought with resentment, but after astronomy and herbology, the written examination at Hogwarts came to an end.

After a whole day of fighting the next day, all the little wizards felt physically and mentally exhausted.

However, as long as you survive the third stage of the exam, the holidays will already be half-dressed and waving to the little wizards!

In the Charms examination, Professor Flitwick adheres to the idea that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. During his long teaching career, the theory of spells in the written examination has been completely replaced by practical operations.

The ecstasy of a reckless man and the lamentation of a weakling.

To a certain extent, Professor Flitwick can be regarded as saving the fire for the wizarding world?

Compared with those little wizards in the future who can't even use a disarming spell, at least now they can feel the magic of magic with their wands.

It was impossible to panic. After all, as a fraudster, Lynch, who had already known the test questions, expressed no pressure. Although the test questions were the same whether he knew the questions or not, during a break dance with a strong rhythm, With subtle manipulation, Lynch still made the pineapple perform actions that violate its definition.

Professor Flitwick announced full marks on the spot, but Professor McGonagall was a little simpler. If the Charms exam still requires some level of magic control, facing the Transfiguration...

"What is a snuff bottle?"

Lynch looked at Professor McGonagall in confusion, and then looked at the guinea pig on the table.

"A snuff bottle is a snuff bottle." Professor McGonagall said matter-of-factly.

Lynch couldn't help but fell into deep thought, then waved his magic wand, and a bright light flashed.

"That should work, right?"

Lin Qi said uncertainly, and the guinea pig on the table disappeared, replaced by a row of letters connected in series. The bright silver color looked scorching under the sunlight, and in the part that touched the table, Lin Qi I also added some shading details.

Looking out at the sunshine obscured by clouds.

"Well, it's not what I wanted, but it doesn't seem to be controversial."

Professor McGonagall said helplessly, this is the biggest disadvantage of transfiguration. Wizards cannot conjure objects that they cannot imagine, and the same is true for existence that goes against common sense, although reality is often more nonsense than imagination.

As the exam progressed, an aura of despair gradually enveloped Qiu's head.

Although he had been prepared for a long time, it was impossible for Lin Qi to do anything he was not sure about, but in the face of the preference of professors in various subjects, Qiu gradually recognized the reality.

This is the power of a good student. Even though Lynch didn't even know what a snuff bottle was, Professor McGonagall still gave Lynch full marks.

Of course, the most excessive thing was the time spent answering questions after the written test. Faced with Lynch's extremely determined attitude, Qiu, who was like a little white flower, really had no competitiveness at all.

Every professor is like this. Until the end, Qiu unexpectedly discovered that the one who would be more fair to him was actually Professor Snape, who had been being hacked.

Due to the intervention of the Gryffindor twins, Qiu's opinion of Professor Snape changed rapidly. Although it only changed from bad to worse, Comrade Schrödinger's thoughts still dominate everyone who knows or does not know. Humans who know him.

The Potions exam was scheduled at the end. Considering the different potions required for different grades, the fifth grade students started basic preparations as early as a week ago.

In comparison, first grade students are much simpler.

All they need to prepare is a simplified sleeping potion.

Born out of the water of life and death, using bezoar and absinthe, as long as you master the heat and basic operations, this potion can be completed automatically using a timed rice cooker.

This is probably for safety reasons. After all, if the potion brewed by the first-year wizard is too complicated, accidents will inevitably occur.

So what are the basic requirements for potions?

Safety!Safety!

Also TND is safe!

The threat of death from the water of life and death was avoided. With the combination of bezoar, the basic detoxification effect ensured that the medicine would not cause people to fall asleep.

But in terms of effect, it is more like a roll of timed anesthetic than a sleeping potion.

After all, deep sleep is a kind of rest, and there is a big difference between it and coma.

However, according to Professor Snape's character, if he only performed routine operations, Lynch felt that his score would be at the same level as Fiona's.

The simpler it is, the less likely it is to widen the gap. So with some basic off-site operations...

"Why haven't you started yet?"

Behind Lin Qi, a shadow passed over the back of Lin Qi's neck with a salty and wet wave, and the sound like a poisonous snake spitting a message penetrated into Lin Qi's ears like a ghostly whisper.

"I don't think the vessel has been completely cleaned."

Wearing thin dragon leather gloves and feeling the wonderful price of thirty galleons, Lynch spoke extremely elegantly (pretentiously).

"Perhaps this is something that can only be done with a magic spell, but the charm of potions lies in creating those wonderful and magical potions with your own hands."

"Ha!" Professor Snape snorted coldly, but he did not deny it. After all, magic does not represent everything. In fact, those who used the clean ones during the exam have been eliminated from the outstanding list.

Oh, yes, and that Cormac, if this kid can pass, my name is Snape...

Forget it, he would definitely fail the test anyway, and there was no need for him to get angry with such an idiot.

"So, when do you plan to wash it?"

"This involves the basic code of practice for laboratory glassware."

A smile appeared on Lin Qi's lips, "The method of cleaning utensils and testing the qualification standards of utensils is actually very simple."

"To prove that the vessel is clean, you only need to look at the state of the water droplets attached to it." Lynch said quickly, "It neither gathers into droplets nor flows down in strands, just like this."

Lynch fished out a beaker. The thin layer of water film on it was like a natural protection for the beaker.

"It's interesting." After a while, Professor Snape snorted coldly.

When he heard this, Lin Qi's hanging heart was finally relieved.

As for Qiu, who had already begun to pound the bezoar, his eyes widened.

Some people can no longer afford it!