Spell Players at Hogwarts

"This is the dinner bell that Mr. Christopher customized for Hufflepuff."

In the noisy golden hall, the little wizards happily crowded together to share delicacies that had appeared before or the latest styles. In the distant faculty seats, the handsome blond boy who couldn't wait to introduce himself started his first battle to climb the status. .

As a wizard who came out of Ravenclaw, although Professor Flitwick privately didn't like this student very much, but looking at it, how competitive are his Ravenclaw students in the major courses?

For example, Quirinas, who disappeared last year?

"Seriously, that's a pretty good trick."

Lockhart showed his charming eight teeth, "Of course, I have been to many places and seen many different meal reminder sounds. If you like, I can provide 24 different meal reminder sounds and change them into A suitable melody for Hufflepuff Academy."

"Huh~"

Professor Sputraw, who was sitting to the left of Professor Flitwick, put down his spoon as if he had eaten a dead fly.

Although labels similar to foodies have been printed on the gate of the college, is it wrong for the cute little badgers in your college to like to study food? Are those simple children eating your rice?

"It doesn't matter. I'll ask some Muggle friends I know to make up a paragraph later. Although they don't know magic, art can't be supported by magic."

Professor Flitwick nodded. Although the child was still so annoying, when he spoke now...

"After all, not everyone likes to ask Pineapple to tap dance. These children should see something more meaningful than this."

Lockhart said with great confidence and high spirits. Professor Sputraw, who was originally unhappy because Flitwick always showed off his students, nodded quickly. Even Professor McGonagall felt a little happy after hearing this. , and secretly pondered whether to bring up the past again.

Professor Flitwick didn't want to speak, but he unconsciously punched the plate hard twice.

"Who's making the noise?"

Lockhart turned his head in confusion. Snape, who was supposed to be sitting next to him, was unable to attend the banquet due to some trivial matters. It was not until he suddenly lowered his head that Lockhart saw Professor Flitwick sitting on his right. .

"Ah ha, Professor Flitwick, I asked you why I haven't seen you before."

Lockhart looked very happy. As a member of Ravenclaw, Lockhart felt that he needed to make efforts for the overall image of Ravenclaw.

"Seriously, Professor Flitwick, I have traveled to many places over the years. Although I don't know if you are still worried about your height, I have personally witnessed some very effective heightening measures while traveling in the United States. experiment."

"So, give up those useless height-increasing potions. They are as unreliable as thickening hair potions. If you are willing, I can contact you for three courses of treatment now."

Professor Flitwick froze in place. Although he, Filius, looked amiable, he remembered that he...

"Don't worry about the price. If you go there in my name, I can at least give you a [-]% discount. Considering the height of the principal, you can't step on the stool every time you are sorted."

"Of course, in addition to the surgery, I also personally designed some gadgets for you."

As he spoke, Lockhart took out something similar to a stand from somewhere.

"The handles above can be held under the armpits. If you are tired, I have also set up a crossbar in the middle. It only takes some practice, and even without surgery, you can grow two feet taller."

Lockhart smiled brightly and placed a modified pair of crutches on both sides of Professor Flitwick. The scene looked a bit ugly...

Just respect your teachers?

"What a lucky old guy." Lockhart's smile became very bright. This wave of checking and fixing weaknesses really made him understand.

Professor Flitwick lowered his head, as if he had pulled out a magic wand. Even if he went to Azkaban because of this, Filius would not hesitate.

The red mapo tofu tumbled on the plate until it was smashed into a ball of mud.

"Is it because of bad teeth?" Lockhart showed off his signature, "Not everyone can maintain such a good condition like me, but I am here today, and that means everyone has earned something, because I am very happy to take care of my teeth. Let me introduce to you the secret..."

Lockhart was eloquent and eloquent. From the beginning of the meal until now, except for the plate of mapo tofu that was smashed, all the dishes on the table had received unprecedented neglect.

Even Professor Sputraw, who was very good at cooking, sat up straight and put away his knife and fork. Except for Dumbledore in the center and the Noumenon Sect warrior sitting on the far left...

"How did this thing get into Hogwarts?"

The warrior of the Noumenon Sect was very surprised, and Professor Trelawney sitting next to him seemed to be frightened by the talking beard, and even accidentally spilled some sherry in the glass.

This is her private collection!

"Sorry." The original warrior seemed to realize something, and Professor Bugiba next to him also stood up to smooth things over. The professor's chair at Hogwarts was in chaos for a while.

After the dinner was over, the old principal, who was eating with squinted eyes, stood up quietly.

"It seems that everyone has eaten and drank enough, but before leaving, please allow me, an old guy, to chat a few words."

"Whether you are freshmen or old students, please note that students are not allowed to approach the Forbidden Forest without permission. Of course, there is also the Whomping Willow next to the greenhouse. Please do not get close to the Whomping Willow's attack range."

"Before this, some students have paid a heavy price for this, and at the same time it has caused irreversible damage to the Whomping Willow. I still have to worry about Professor Sputraw. As for this student, he will also be dealt with by the dean of the college. Punished accordingly."

Professor McGonagall's face became very ugly. Although Lockhart was not there to punish him, as the Head of Gryffindor, all kinds of troubles would always come to him.

"Of course, we have something exciting. This year, we will welcome two new professors to join the Hogwarts staff."

"One of them, to be honest, I am very grateful that Gilderoy Lockhart is willing to accept my invitation to return to Hogwarts to fill the vacancy of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. For Professor Lockhart's selfless dedication spirit, and I thought we might need some applause to repay the spirit of Professor Lockhart.”

At Dumbledore's call, warm applause erupted in the auditorium.

The handsome blond boy seemed very useful. He stood up and showed his signature with enthusiasm.

Suddenly, an indiscriminate flashing effect burst out, which made Lynch very suspicious whether Lockhart had also developed some kind of special magic with unknown meaning after his own LED magic.

Just...a fellow-minded person?

Pooh!

Lin Qi quickly closed his eyes, feeling red for this malicious attack.

I have to admit that Lockhart's image is very good. Even in Hogwarts, Lockhart has a large number of fans. Looking at the warm atmosphere on the court, this further strengthens the path in the handsome boy's heart.

Some people say that the Defense Against the Dark Arts professorship is a curse, but how could Lockhart refuse such a path to heaven?

After referring to the resumes of more than a dozen Defense Against the Dark Arts professors in the past, Lockhart believed that he had summed up a feasible plan.

Be cautious in your contact with students, and be sure to show up with other professors if any accidents occur. As long as you survive one and a half semesters, propose an appropriate adventure trip as the ending, and then escape from Hogwarts unscathed.

At that time, depending on the situation, I will write a book called "The Dark Professor of Hogwarts", and I can make a lot of money by taking advantage of my reputation as a Hogwarts professor.

Plan pass!

As for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching plan...

To deal with dark magic creatures and so on, don't you just have hands for that thing?

After being familiar with (crossed out) and experiencing various black magic incidents personally, even adult wizards can be frightened by him. It is not easy to deal with a group of students.

Lockhart was very confident about this. After all, he was also a wizard born in Ravenclaw. When it came to exams, he was the one who set the questions. Lockhart simply couldn't imagine how to lose.

"What is he doing? He has been smiling from the beginning until now. There is really nothing wrong with his face."

Qiu asked a question to the Hogwarts Encyclopedia in confusion.

"This is called professionalism." Lin Qi rolled his eyes and looked at the excited little golden flowers around him.

So, all the videos circulating on wizard forums are fake?

When did Hogwarts people become blind?

"I believe Professor Lockhart has felt everyone's enthusiasm."

After waiting for about a minute, Dumbledore had to take action to silence the applause.

"Of course, in addition to Professor Lockhart, due to the reform of Transfiguration, Hogwarts will add a natural science course this year. For this reason, we have invited Professor Dandy Beznit to serve as the natural science course. For professorships, the new course schedule will be issued to everyone tomorrow, let us welcome Professor Beznit.”

After Dumbledore finished speaking, between Professor Bugibba and Professor Trelawney, the warrior of the Noumenal Sect stood up without saying a word.

No one can understand his expression, it's like...

"So there is a professor there?"

"Yeah, I was just wondering why there was an empty seat in the middle."

"I thought that was Professor Bugiba's new outfit, and that hood..."

"Don't be ridiculous, whose hood is put upside down?"

A few old fried dough sticks chatted eloquently, and it was precisely because of their surprise that the applause in the cafeteria was not too enthusiastic after all.

After all, no one knows where Dumbledore excavated this warrior of the Noumenal Sect, although in terms of visual effects, it is the opposite extreme of Lockhart.

"Thank you!" Dumbledore nodded to Professor Beznet, and then the old man's face changed into an extremely happy expression.

"Ah, now comes the much-anticipated school song." Dumbledore's face was filled with joy, "Then, it's up to me to sing..."

Before the old principal finished speaking, Professor McGonagall did not wait for the twins to make any move. With a wave of his hand, the projection equipment hidden around him started to operate automatically.

To destroy the image of faculty and staff, a Lockhart is enough. There is no need for us to bring a Dumbledore in, right?