About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

"Teacher, I'm here to calculate the talent. Isn't this something new to the teacher?" A classmate asked curiously.

"You're a newbie, come and give me a try. I know a lot, but due to the rules of the industry, I need to do it step by step, and it's my first time to tell fortunes, so I have to do it step by step, otherwise it won't be chaos. What kind of talent do you want?"

"I...all three. I convinced my parents to give me 5000 yuan. Is that enough?"

"The price is clearly marked, and it's only 1000 yuan. You won't be charged a penny more." After Gao Xiaoer finished speaking, he pretended to look at the student, "Your talent is... Okay, this is right You’re of no use.”

"Ah...what's wrong? It's useless. What kind of talent is it? Could it be that you are a thief? Isn't it possible?"

"That's not true. Being a thief can't be a talent. Your talent is football. Are you useful in China?"

"I...no wonder, no wonder I liked playing football from junior high school to high school, damn..."

"You play basketball and keep fit now, right? There aren't many young people like you."

"A teacher is a teacher. My two best interests are fitness and basketball. I plan to open a gym after graduation."

"Well, that's up to you. Although your basketball skills are higher, you know, the Chinese men's basketball team is not that good either."

The classmate covered his face and said, "Why am I so miserable? Then... where are my hobbies and talents?"

"Football, you said it yourself. Of course it's good that you still have interests. This interest is even higher than your interest in football. Maybe it's because this is China and you've been suppressed. You like flowers, right?"

"Teacher, you are so awesome. I really like it. I planted all the flowers and plants in my yard. What makes me most angry every time I go home is that my parents prune them randomly, which doesn't look good at all. So what should I do in the future? ?”

"Grow flowers, the market is also very good. Your interest and talent in this area are very good, and you are such a hard-working young man. In the future, growing flowers should be more promising than opening a gym. Of course, if you succeed in growing flowers, you will also You can open a gym, right?”

"Okay, okay, thank you teacher, I understand. Thank you so much, teacher. I have told my parents, but they think it is unreliable. How can a big boy raise flowers? They will definitely believe it when I go back today." He scanned the WeChat QR code and paid Gao Xiaoer 3000 yuan.

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After lunch, Jiang Bingyan asked Gao Xiaoer to come to the office. Looking at his Weibo, Gao Xiaoer discovered that the real fans and unfavorable fans on his Weibo were fighting.Because most of the real fans were from the academy and there were not many of them, they were treated badly.Basically, for someone who said nice things to him, the following replies were quite disgusting.

"The navy, the navy is drunk without ********** having you as a support. I can find a lot of people pretending to be college students with money. Who doesn't know how to take photos and give examples?"

"Go away, no matter how much you try to fool me, I will never believe it. I will never add to feudal superstition."

"Teacher Gao, since you are so talented, tell my dog ​​a fortune. If your fortune is correct, I will definitely reward you with dog food." There was also a picture of the dog below.

"What else can you keyboard warriors do besides trolling? You're a bunch of stinky idiots! Don't be a fan if you can, just go back!"

"Looking at another anxious person, I guess he opened a small account to play. Coming here every day to have fun is more exciting than reading novels."

"We are here to maintain the health of the Internet. If we leave, this grandson will still be lawless. Is it better than the trolls? Do you believe that I hired the trolls to stop you from opening the network you scolded?"

"Don't be like them upstairs. If you spend money to buy the navy, shouldn't you let the navy make money? The left is scolding us, and the right is scolding itself. The navy is happy to do this kind of thing."

"I'm your grandma. If you come to Guizhou and Hunan, see if I don't beat you to death."

Gao Xiaoer didn't know what to say after looking at his lively comments, and posted another Weibo message: "Don't be like these guys. You should study and work. I rely on my own craftsmanship to make a living, and I don't It's useless to rob them of a penny and waste their money and spit with them. Although it's only spring, you are nothing like a group of autumn grasshoppers."

As a result, the first message immediately appeared after I sent it, "Teacher Gao, I have made an appointment for many days, is it my turn?"

Gao Xiaoer replied to him, "Don't worry, it's coming soon." Then he closed the comments because the army of trolls came again. Now he has nearly 30 Weibo fans. I didn't expect to be the first Internet celebrities have become Internet celebrities.

After coming out, Liuxu brought another plate of fruit, "It's really irritating, but the boss has a good idea. Let's eat some fruit to calm down the shock."

"You buy fruit every day, is your salary enough to pay for the fruit?" Gao Xiaoer said as he ate them together.

"These fruits are not expensive." LiuXu put the fruits on the table and said, "Boss, I have something personal to ask you. Can you go upstairs and talk about it? I'll be fine in a minute."

Gao Xiaoer followed Liu Xu to Liu Xu's room. After entering, Liu Xu's room was actually decorated with several posters of his own. "No, why are you posting my posters? Where did you get the posters?"

Liu Xu smiled sheepishly, "I printed it myself. I just admire the boss so much and he knows everything. Shh, don't let Sister Bingyan know, she will definitely laugh at me." After saying that, he picked it up from the side. He took out a pain relief patch and said, "Boss, I don't know if I have a stiff neck. This part of my back hurts especially today. It's not enough even if I can't see. Can you put it on for me?"

"What? I'll stick it on for you? That's it? You're not looking for Jiang Bingyan, I'm a man and you want me to stick it on your back..."

"I'm afraid that Sister Bingyan will reject me, she...she, I'm actually afraid that she will look down on me. It's okay, I just put my clothes up on my back, and that's fine. I originally wanted to find Xuanxuan, but who knew this guy would look down on me this morning? After class, I went to play with my classmates." As she spoke, Liuxu took off her coat, revealing a white shirt underneath, and unbuttoned two of the collar buttons. "I don't care if it'll be fine in a moment. Why is the boss, a grown man, so shy?" He tore off the pain relief patch again.

Gao Xiaoer's eyes were attracted by the purple bra and fullness in the slit of his shirt.

"Boss...you're peeking at me again." Liuxu turned slightly to pretend to be shy, and her cheeks turned red.

"You blame me for this, so I'll leave."

"No, no, no, I don't blame you. I didn't pay attention. Just stick it on me. I've really been in pain all morning." After saying that, Liuxu turned around and lifted up some clothes from behind. "Boss, you I tried to pull it up, but I couldn’t reach it anymore.”

Gao Xiaoer looked at the large expanse of snow-white skin on his back, and suddenly felt himself reacting. He swallowed, grabbed the clothes, and rolled them up, trying not to touch the flesh.After a while, the bandage on the back was exposed. "where?"

"This...it hurts just a little bit higher."

"Your clothes are too tight. I can't roll them up." Gao Xiaoer saw that if he wanted to put them on, he would have to put his whole hand in. That would be embarrassing.Even so, my hands are almost numb.As a result, at this moment, the whole clothes suddenly became loose.LiuXu quickly took off her white shirt and said, "That's enough, right here..." LiuXu reached behind with her hands.

Gao Xiaoer was speechless. He was too open-minded.Before I put it on, I suddenly heard a scream from Liu Catkin, and the bag of the bra suddenly burst open and the whole thing became loose.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I bumped into it. It's been a little loose for a long time." Then while protecting the front, he said, "Boss, please help me...button it up. I'm going to drop it as soon as I let go." "

Gao Xiaoer glared at her with an expressive expression: Just drop it, don't you want to drop it?Then he directly joked, "What if it falls off? We are all adults, and you are like this... You are talking about me, do you mind turning around?"

As a result, Liu Xu's body was startled, and she turned around slowly. She lowered her head and blushed, but suddenly raised her head, hugged Gao Xiaoer, stood up on tiptoes and kissed him, letting Gao Xiao Er was stunned for a moment, and his first reaction was: My first kiss is just gone, my first kiss.

After a while, Liuxu's body felt hot, "Boss, I...I like you, I really like you. I...I just...don't blame me. But it's true that I have a stiff neck, I don't Lie to you."

Gao Xiaoer lowered his head like this, and more of his lower body was exposed. It was so tempting, how could a man hold it back?Then he looked at Liuxu, whose face was flushed, and suddenly hugged her, lowered his head and kissed her... He rubbed her smooth back with both hands, forgetting everything.

Finally, for the first time, Gao Xiaoer touched a soft peak that all men wanted to climb. The passionate kiss continued... and he slowly moved from standing to lying on Liuxu's bed, and Liuxu was still helping him unbutton his clothes. .

But at this moment, the door was suddenly knocked several times, and Jiang Bingyan shouted outside, "Boss, we have a guest."

Gao Xiaoer woke up instantly, raised his body and saw that his hand was still there. Although he was reluctant to let go, he immediately pulled away, "I'm sorry, I can't help myself. I have to go and get busy." Then he shouted, "It's coming, it's coming, now." Come down.