About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

June [-]th, the weather was clear and the sun was shining brightly. This was a very ordinary day in the earth's cycle.Students play on weekends, the vegetable market is still crowded, variety shows compete with each other, and fortune-telling is very popular.

But for some people, today is another extraordinary day.

Gao Xiaohui is preparing for the college entrance examination two days later, which is the most important test in her life.

The police station is preparing to arrest drug dealers hiding in Guizhou and Hunan. This is a test of their abilities.

Xu Hao is waiting for the release of the online drama and the release of the new album. This is his only chance to turn around.

On the Internet, trolls and public figures are at war.

In the entertainment industry, someone has been exposed for taking drugs and grabbing headlines.

Even the lady who sweeps the street got lucky and had an extra 200 yuan in her pocket.

Life goes on, the old man is still listening to the show, times have changed dramatically, and making money requires hard work!

……

"I really envy Teacher Gao. He doesn't have to work hard every day and can just sit at home and count money. How great would it be if he had apprentices?"

"Teacher Gao, hurry up and accept your disciples. I promise that as soon as you open your mouth, you will surpass Northeastern Media and BJ Art Club. There is no need to trouble you to go into battle in person. The students will let you lie at home and be Bill Gates! No, be Gates. ·high!"

"Teacher Gao, are you in need of a handyman? I don't want any money. Look, this is my photo."

"Brother upstairs, go to South Korea and apply for a job when you come back!"

"Brother upstairs, go to Thailand and apply for a job when you come back!"

"Brother upstairs, please come to my house and apply for the job when you come back. I'm a professional. If I'm not pretty, I don't need any money."

"Brothers upstairs, please come to my house. I'm not short of handymen. I can tell you fortunes. I want money!" Gao Xiaoer, who was reading Weibo at noon, also replied.

Then a group of people swarmed in, asking Gao Xiaoer more if he wanted to be an apprentice, if he wanted to manage, and if he wanted souvenirs.

A person with the ID name "Little Brother of Tianming Pavilion Pavilion Master" posted: "Is Teacher Gao short of money? You all don't know what Teacher Gao is short of. Just beep beep beep right here. What Teacher Gao really lacks is someone who can make everyone see him." An opaque guest is the so-called master who is lonely and seeks defeat alone. Only if you can meet someone in this life that even Teacher Gao cannot see through, will your life be more perfect. Teacher Gao has volunteered himself, and I am your rare guest. I am willing. Dedicate your life to Teacher Gao, come on Teacher Gao, dissect me!"

Then there were a group of vomiting expressions and a group of face-slapping expressions.

"I picked up a face that was being ravaged by me at my feet."

"Oh my god... I really can't see through you. There are still people like this in the world..." Gao Xiaoer also replied.

Now everyone was surprised, "Damn it, Teacher Gao didn't even see through this person. Damn it, who are you?"

"They must be foreigners. It's difficult for Teacher to calculate because of the distance."

"Maybe it's an alien, no wonder it doesn't have a face."

'The younger brother of the Pavilion Master of Tianming Pavilion' said again in a sullen voice, "Hahaha, you are all slapped in the face. I told you that Teacher Gao must not be able to predict me. Teacher Gao, the key to fortune-telling and recruiting disciples is that you cannot see through or guess." Tohru, just accept me, I promise I will never embarrass you."

While everyone was speculating and discussing compliments, Gao Xiaoer posted another sentence, "Sorry, I was interrupted just now and sent it before I finished speaking. I'm really surprised that there are such people in the world. The portraits they draw look like real people. No wonder." I can’t figure it out.”

"Pfft!" It seems that netizens can't help but laugh through the screen.The guys discussed it for a long time, and almost praised this guy to the sky. It turned out that he was a painter.

"Teacher Gao, I'm convinced. You are a great person, but please don't expose me in public. How can I still be your little brother from now on?"

Gao Xiaoer couldn't laugh or cry.As a result, at this moment, a netizen replied and hit him: Teacher Gao, I am dying, please save me, I really can’t hold on any longer.

And the comments below are all following the trend: "Teacher Gao, I'm going to die, I'm going to suffocate, I'm going...ah...ah..."

Gao Xiaoer took his fortune-telling phone, clicked on the other party's information and scanned the profile picture.His new business has opened the 'Words and Actions' function.A positioning, a lie detector.He wanted to give it a try, although it cost a little more spirit points. Testing a lie requires five spirit points.However, he now has a lot of mental value. He has opened four functions and has a total of 39 mental points.

The results were tested and showed that what the other party said was true.Then he spent another ten points to determine the opponent's location, but it was not so accurate that it was in the urban area of ​​Guizhou and Hunan.He asked about the situation, "Where are you in the city? What happened? It's really dangerous. I can try my best to help you."

"Teacher Gao, you really believe what he says, why don't you like me?" A group of netizens were unhappy.

"I'm on Changgeng Road..." he said before he finished speaking!

Gao Xiaoer took a look and realized that this was definitely no small matter.But he calmly posted another message, "This is a joke between my friend and me. Okay, I'll talk to you later." After that, he quit Weibo and said to Liu Xu, "Ask the guests who made reservations in the afternoon to come later."

……

When he went out and turned a corner, he had already changed his face. When he got to the road, he took a taxi and went to Chang Geng Road.It's understandable that there are rental houses over there, but his positioning can be more accurate only after he gets there.Fortunately, the other party told me that way.

After arriving at Changgeng Road, Gao Xiaoer took his mobile phone and determined the area of ​​​​a rental house in the north.The reason why he came was for no other reason than that the other party was a girl and a student by profession.With great power comes great responsibility. He happened to meet him today and he happened to unlock a new function. Gao Xiaoer felt that he had to come over and have a look to make sure nothing really happened.

As he got closer, Gao Xiaoer's positioning became more accurate. At the same time, he also found that long-term positioning consumes mental energy very quickly, little by little.Follow the stairs to the fifth floor. There are four single-room private houses in total. The door of the first one is locked, and the remaining two are unoccupied. When we get to the last one, the curtains are closed and the windows are closed. Gao Xiaoer is very sure that this is the room. Room.Because he was anxious, he impulsively went up and kicked the ordinary wooden door open.

"Ah..." The next second was the startled voice of a girl, who was so frightened that she jumped up from the sofa.

Gao Xiaoer rushed to the girl's side, "Isn't it the one you posted on Weibo asking for help just now?"

After the girl panicked, she immediately recognized Gao Xiaoer, "Gao...Mr. Gao, you...why did you suddenly..." But she suddenly thought of something again, and her eyes suddenly turned to the messy desktop and special items.

Gao Xiaoer also looked at it, and the girl hurriedly wanted to cover it up, but Gao Xiaoer saw that there was still a little residue on a piece of paper, and then looked at the white powder on the girl's nose and stared at her and said, "Are you taking drugs?" "

"I...I didn't, I didn't."

"You forgot, I am a fortune teller. I even found the place where you live." Gao Xiaoer looked around. Not to mention a girl, there was a mess here. There was not even a trash can on the ground. "You're the only one." How old are you, 16 years old?"

The girl suddenly broke down and cried, "Teacher Gao, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I really want to quit. I endured it for a long time. I couldn't help it. I sent you a Weibo... But I...I can't stand it, I really can't stand it."

"Since you can't stand it anymore, and since you want to look back, it's not too late. It's normal for you to go astray when you are young and ignorant. Do you really want to quit?"

"I swear, I swear I will never smoke again. There is no more last pack, really no more."

"I'm surprised. Your family isn't very well-off. Where did you get the money to buy drugs?"

"I...I..." The girl lowered her head and held the arm of the other hand with one hand, then broke down and cried, "My boyfriend took me to suck, and my boyfriend forced me to pick up guests... Wu... ·”

Gao Xiaoer quickly closed the door. If someone was going to be attracted, there was no misunderstanding. "Okay, don't cry. If you want to correct yourself, I will find the police for you and take you to a drug rehabilitation center. Don't be afraid of embarrassment. Think about whether embarrassment or the future is more important."

The girl gradually stopped crying, "Teacher Gao...do you think I...can...quit?"

"Yes, I can definitely do it." As soon as Gao Xiaoer finished speaking, the door suddenly opened, and a yellow-haired boy came in with his hands in his pockets.He was stunned for a moment, then he smiled and said, "Excuse me, excuse me, I'm in the wrong room. Keep going, keep going."

"Your boyfriend?" Gao Xiaoer asked, pointing at the other person.At the same time, a call was made to Officer Zhao who was looking for him to tell fortunes.Seeing the girl nodding, Gao Xiaoer picked up his phone and said, "Hey, Officer Zhao, I'm on Changgeng Road..."

"You bitch...boy, I know you. You are dead. If you dare to call the police, why don't you just wait for me." Huang Mao said and turned around and ran away.

Gao Xiaoer waited here with the girl until the police came to explain the situation, and encouraged the girl until she got into the police car.