About me being the shavings boss at Konoha
Chapter 038 Can you teach me English?
At the dinner table in the evening, six people had a feast together to celebrate Gao Xiaoer's return safely.At the same time, everyone is very curious about Gao Xiaoer's process.
"Boss, how did you get released after being arrested by the police? Is it really like what the announcement said?" King Kong said.
King Kong Silver Fox used to be a colleague of the security team. The loyal Silver Fox was fired because of a mistake, and the two left together.King Kong Silver Fox is naturally their nickname.As soon as the question came out, Liuxu's eyes widened and she seemed more interested.
"Shit!" Gao Xiaoer swallowed the two curse words and blurted out. "I was caught thanks to Mr. Jiang." Gao Xiaoer glanced at Jiang Bingyan, "She kept a low profile and gave me this power. This matter..." Including that video, it was all posted by Teacher Renjiang.”
"Wow, Sister Bing, are you so powerful?" Liu Xu looked at Jiang Bingyan with admiration.
"You graduated from Columbia University in computer science. Do you think it is the same as our normal school? That Chinese video was originally intended to blackmail me. It was not to actually publish a website to ruin my reputation. It's not like Pang Yu has no face to see others. As a result, this After the incident was revealed, I became a hot potato, so Teacher Renjiang used this trick to kill two birds with one stone. Not only did she save me, but she also got me arrested. Before she escaped, she left a location chip on the other people's bodies. , it’s not that I’m capable at all.”
"Awesome, Teacher Jiang is so awesome." Silver Fox also praised.
Gao Xiaohui looked at Jiang Bingyan, "Sister Bing, you are so awesome. You always carry a positioning chip when you go out. You are so aware of precautions."
Jiang Bingyan heard something behind Gao Xiaohui's words and smiled, "I go out alone, so people must find me."
……
After dinner, Gao Xiaoer came to Tiantian Hotel. Gao Xiaohui's room was next to Tang Xiaoxuan's on the second floor.
"Hey, didn't you change the quilt? Why did you ask me to come?" Gao Xiaoer went to bed and leaned against the bedside.
"Are you pretending to me? I don't believe you haven't doubted Jiang Bingyan. A 20-year-old girl, her abilities are a bit too strong, right? What attracts you to her? She came all the way to this small shop to work as an Internet network engineer?"
"You just look down on your brother and me so much? Why am I not attractive to anyone? The girls who have confessed to me have circled the earth." Gao Xiaoer sat up and debated in concern for his own charm.
"Are you hiding any secrets from her?" Gao Xiaohui narrowed her eyes and pointed at Gao Xiaoer, then exclaimed, "You didn't have that with her, did you?"
"Your imagination is stronger than the penetration of bullets. She does have outstanding abilities, so what? She helped me in the first magic charm incident, she stopped Huang Mao in the second shooting incident, and she helped me in the third shooting incident. I was saved because of her.”
"But she had already installed a positioning chip before you were rescued. Why would you expose your video?"
"I didn't ask, she didn't say, but I understand why?" Gao Xiaoer lit up a cigarette. "There are more than a dozen drug dealers in this group, almost all of them have firearms. They come directly to the police to fight. Let's not say whether they can catch them all. I He might die in the fight."
After hearing this reasonable explanation, Gao Xiaohui was silent for a moment, "Okay, even if this is the case, even if she has helped you many times, why should she help you, but you have never done it to her once? What if she knows you one day? Fortune telling relies on mobile phones..."
"Correction, I rely on WeChat, okay? And she won't know. I rarely use my mobile phone now, okay? The list is given directly to Liu Xu, and I remember all the results, okay? I think so. , No matter what her purpose is, she will show it sooner or later. At least it is not to deal with me so far. It is immoral for me to attack others without their consent!"
"Fuck you, there are not many people you scan without consent, so just scan me!"
"You are my sister, and I have to think about your future. At first I thought I couldn't scan you, but you suddenly passed by my phone one day. Okay, okay, I'm going back, don't be suspicious ”
As soon as Gao Xiaoer stood up, Gao Xiaohui suddenly pulled Gao Xiaoer's arm, "Can she be so powerful and have a listening device?"
"I don't think she's stupid enough to put a bug on me." Gao Xiaoer was shocked, but after thinking about it for a moment, he felt relieved.As soon as he opened the door, he said without any surprise, "What can you hear? What do you want to hear?"
"I...you..." Tang Xiaoxuan's face became even rounder with anger, "You didn't even call me for dinner tonight, you are so stingy."
"I was looking for you, and I happened to meet your mother. Your mother said you were not at home. Okay, okay, I have to go back."
……
In the office, after washing up, Jiang Bingyan walked in wearing a white slim-fitting top and shorts. His hair was not completely dry yet. "Why did you call me? Liuxu didn't give you any fruit tonight?"
"Oh my God!" Gao Xiaoer looked Jiang Bingyan up and down. "Your figure is so good. Before I knew it, I forgot that summer was here. Your legs are so beautiful, right?"
Jiang Bingyan smiled and said, "You've been staring at my legs all your life, right? Or did you ask me here just to look at me?"
"No!" Gao Xiaoer took a deep breath. "My heart is pounding. I really have something wrong. I want you to teach me English."
"Huh? Teach you English? You can sign up for a tutoring class, there is one at the school gate. You can also go to the school to take classes."
"Time is too slow. Before I can learn English, I will make some money first, and then I will prepare to go abroad."
Jiang Bingyan looked at him with a puzzled smile, thought for a moment and said, "Are you preparing to retreat from the rapids?"
"This matter has caused a bigger fuss than last time. I am just an ordinary person. If this continues, I will never have a peaceful life. You can also see those appointments. How many big bosses want to make money or want to make money?" It depends on luck, and some even pay a lot of money as long as I can help his company transfer. What can I do? If I help him, his enemies will have to come to me."
"I didn't see it. You can see clearly at a young age. Are you planning not to open a store in the future?"
"Of course not. After the limelight has passed and the popularity has subsided, I will come back and continue to open the store. In more than two months, can I learn a level that allows me to go abroad?"
"Then it depends on whether you work hard enough. It's okay if you don't work hard. You have chosen a good teacher."
"How much does it cost per night? You name it!" Gao Xiaoer asked.
"Are you sure it's one night?"
"Sister, please stop tempting me. You know I don't mean that. Also, don't dress like this when you come to teach me English at night. Otherwise, I will have learned English by then and it will be awkward for a straight man. "My sister was bent. You said you..." Gao Xiaoer was so angry that he said, "My dear girl, why do you have to learn Kung Fu?"
……
The next day, the fortune-telling continued, and there were more and more guests.Now it's not the sign at the door that can stop everyone from watching.Because there are too many people looking for him to tell fortunes, so many people are desperate and would rather not tell fortunes than to have a look at the real person.
Especially the entertainment news of the press conference has also made headlines on Calvary. He now has so many nicknames that he can't even count them, husband, male god, old wet... But he has to count.
In front of me was a foreign boy. It was his first time to receive a foreigner. When he came up, he joked, "Shouldn't you believe in God?"
"Oh, of course, God guided me here. China also has many gods. I think you are the divine envoy of China, but the world belongs to everyone, and art knows no borders, right, Teacher Gao?"
"Your Chinese is better than my English. Do you want to see if your foreign love can succeed? If I say it can't succeed today, will you be ready to buy a plane ticket and return to your country?"
"Teacher Gao, you are so funny. I can only say that I will reconsider. Returning to China will not mean that my inspection has not been completed."
"For your girlfriend not to chop me with a knife the next day, congratulations, you two are a perfect match, a perfect match."
"Really, Teacher Gao, you don't say that just because you're afraid of being chopped by her, do you? She is indeed quite fierce sometimes!"
"No, no, no, I don't think she can rush in through the door with a knife." Gao Xiaoer glanced at the door and waved to the crowd watching outside. "I won't fool people just for the sake of my sign."
"That's great. Thank you so much for Teacher Gao's guidance. If Teacher Gao goes to the United States in the future, you can call me. I will definitely do my best to receive Teacher Gao well as a landlord."
"Thank you. Therefore, God guided you to my side. In the future, God may also guide me to you because of today. I wish you happiness in the future."
"Thank you!" The foreign guy had already stood up and suddenly asked, "By the way, Teacher Gao, are the various reservation guides circulating on the Internet accurate? My friend is also very interested in Teacher Gao, but seeing so many people making reservations, he doesn't care. No hope."
"Oh, since I have noticed this, I will post a Weibo later. The reservation guide is nonsense. I receive guests based on fate, and there are no rules." Gao Xiaoer said it seriously. In fact, He picked them all at random.
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"Boss, how did you get released after being arrested by the police? Is it really like what the announcement said?" King Kong said.
King Kong Silver Fox used to be a colleague of the security team. The loyal Silver Fox was fired because of a mistake, and the two left together.King Kong Silver Fox is naturally their nickname.As soon as the question came out, Liuxu's eyes widened and she seemed more interested.
"Shit!" Gao Xiaoer swallowed the two curse words and blurted out. "I was caught thanks to Mr. Jiang." Gao Xiaoer glanced at Jiang Bingyan, "She kept a low profile and gave me this power. This matter..." Including that video, it was all posted by Teacher Renjiang.”
"Wow, Sister Bing, are you so powerful?" Liu Xu looked at Jiang Bingyan with admiration.
"You graduated from Columbia University in computer science. Do you think it is the same as our normal school? That Chinese video was originally intended to blackmail me. It was not to actually publish a website to ruin my reputation. It's not like Pang Yu has no face to see others. As a result, this After the incident was revealed, I became a hot potato, so Teacher Renjiang used this trick to kill two birds with one stone. Not only did she save me, but she also got me arrested. Before she escaped, she left a location chip on the other people's bodies. , it’s not that I’m capable at all.”
"Awesome, Teacher Jiang is so awesome." Silver Fox also praised.
Gao Xiaohui looked at Jiang Bingyan, "Sister Bing, you are so awesome. You always carry a positioning chip when you go out. You are so aware of precautions."
Jiang Bingyan heard something behind Gao Xiaohui's words and smiled, "I go out alone, so people must find me."
……
After dinner, Gao Xiaoer came to Tiantian Hotel. Gao Xiaohui's room was next to Tang Xiaoxuan's on the second floor.
"Hey, didn't you change the quilt? Why did you ask me to come?" Gao Xiaoer went to bed and leaned against the bedside.
"Are you pretending to me? I don't believe you haven't doubted Jiang Bingyan. A 20-year-old girl, her abilities are a bit too strong, right? What attracts you to her? She came all the way to this small shop to work as an Internet network engineer?"
"You just look down on your brother and me so much? Why am I not attractive to anyone? The girls who have confessed to me have circled the earth." Gao Xiaoer sat up and debated in concern for his own charm.
"Are you hiding any secrets from her?" Gao Xiaohui narrowed her eyes and pointed at Gao Xiaoer, then exclaimed, "You didn't have that with her, did you?"
"Your imagination is stronger than the penetration of bullets. She does have outstanding abilities, so what? She helped me in the first magic charm incident, she stopped Huang Mao in the second shooting incident, and she helped me in the third shooting incident. I was saved because of her.”
"But she had already installed a positioning chip before you were rescued. Why would you expose your video?"
"I didn't ask, she didn't say, but I understand why?" Gao Xiaoer lit up a cigarette. "There are more than a dozen drug dealers in this group, almost all of them have firearms. They come directly to the police to fight. Let's not say whether they can catch them all. I He might die in the fight."
After hearing this reasonable explanation, Gao Xiaohui was silent for a moment, "Okay, even if this is the case, even if she has helped you many times, why should she help you, but you have never done it to her once? What if she knows you one day? Fortune telling relies on mobile phones..."
"Correction, I rely on WeChat, okay? And she won't know. I rarely use my mobile phone now, okay? The list is given directly to Liu Xu, and I remember all the results, okay? I think so. , No matter what her purpose is, she will show it sooner or later. At least it is not to deal with me so far. It is immoral for me to attack others without their consent!"
"Fuck you, there are not many people you scan without consent, so just scan me!"
"You are my sister, and I have to think about your future. At first I thought I couldn't scan you, but you suddenly passed by my phone one day. Okay, okay, I'm going back, don't be suspicious ”
As soon as Gao Xiaoer stood up, Gao Xiaohui suddenly pulled Gao Xiaoer's arm, "Can she be so powerful and have a listening device?"
"I don't think she's stupid enough to put a bug on me." Gao Xiaoer was shocked, but after thinking about it for a moment, he felt relieved.As soon as he opened the door, he said without any surprise, "What can you hear? What do you want to hear?"
"I...you..." Tang Xiaoxuan's face became even rounder with anger, "You didn't even call me for dinner tonight, you are so stingy."
"I was looking for you, and I happened to meet your mother. Your mother said you were not at home. Okay, okay, I have to go back."
……
In the office, after washing up, Jiang Bingyan walked in wearing a white slim-fitting top and shorts. His hair was not completely dry yet. "Why did you call me? Liuxu didn't give you any fruit tonight?"
"Oh my God!" Gao Xiaoer looked Jiang Bingyan up and down. "Your figure is so good. Before I knew it, I forgot that summer was here. Your legs are so beautiful, right?"
Jiang Bingyan smiled and said, "You've been staring at my legs all your life, right? Or did you ask me here just to look at me?"
"No!" Gao Xiaoer took a deep breath. "My heart is pounding. I really have something wrong. I want you to teach me English."
"Huh? Teach you English? You can sign up for a tutoring class, there is one at the school gate. You can also go to the school to take classes."
"Time is too slow. Before I can learn English, I will make some money first, and then I will prepare to go abroad."
Jiang Bingyan looked at him with a puzzled smile, thought for a moment and said, "Are you preparing to retreat from the rapids?"
"This matter has caused a bigger fuss than last time. I am just an ordinary person. If this continues, I will never have a peaceful life. You can also see those appointments. How many big bosses want to make money or want to make money?" It depends on luck, and some even pay a lot of money as long as I can help his company transfer. What can I do? If I help him, his enemies will have to come to me."
"I didn't see it. You can see clearly at a young age. Are you planning not to open a store in the future?"
"Of course not. After the limelight has passed and the popularity has subsided, I will come back and continue to open the store. In more than two months, can I learn a level that allows me to go abroad?"
"Then it depends on whether you work hard enough. It's okay if you don't work hard. You have chosen a good teacher."
"How much does it cost per night? You name it!" Gao Xiaoer asked.
"Are you sure it's one night?"
"Sister, please stop tempting me. You know I don't mean that. Also, don't dress like this when you come to teach me English at night. Otherwise, I will have learned English by then and it will be awkward for a straight man. "My sister was bent. You said you..." Gao Xiaoer was so angry that he said, "My dear girl, why do you have to learn Kung Fu?"
……
The next day, the fortune-telling continued, and there were more and more guests.Now it's not the sign at the door that can stop everyone from watching.Because there are too many people looking for him to tell fortunes, so many people are desperate and would rather not tell fortunes than to have a look at the real person.
Especially the entertainment news of the press conference has also made headlines on Calvary. He now has so many nicknames that he can't even count them, husband, male god, old wet... But he has to count.
In front of me was a foreign boy. It was his first time to receive a foreigner. When he came up, he joked, "Shouldn't you believe in God?"
"Oh, of course, God guided me here. China also has many gods. I think you are the divine envoy of China, but the world belongs to everyone, and art knows no borders, right, Teacher Gao?"
"Your Chinese is better than my English. Do you want to see if your foreign love can succeed? If I say it can't succeed today, will you be ready to buy a plane ticket and return to your country?"
"Teacher Gao, you are so funny. I can only say that I will reconsider. Returning to China will not mean that my inspection has not been completed."
"For your girlfriend not to chop me with a knife the next day, congratulations, you two are a perfect match, a perfect match."
"Really, Teacher Gao, you don't say that just because you're afraid of being chopped by her, do you? She is indeed quite fierce sometimes!"
"No, no, no, I don't think she can rush in through the door with a knife." Gao Xiaoer glanced at the door and waved to the crowd watching outside. "I won't fool people just for the sake of my sign."
"That's great. Thank you so much for Teacher Gao's guidance. If Teacher Gao goes to the United States in the future, you can call me. I will definitely do my best to receive Teacher Gao well as a landlord."
"Thank you. Therefore, God guided you to my side. In the future, God may also guide me to you because of today. I wish you happiness in the future."
"Thank you!" The foreign guy had already stood up and suddenly asked, "By the way, Teacher Gao, are the various reservation guides circulating on the Internet accurate? My friend is also very interested in Teacher Gao, but seeing so many people making reservations, he doesn't care. No hope."
"Oh, since I have noticed this, I will post a Weibo later. The reservation guide is nonsense. I receive guests based on fate, and there are no rules." Gao Xiaoer said it seriously. In fact, He picked them all at random.
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