About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

Qidian.com, a website owned by China Literature Group, is China’s largest online novel incubator and a palace where literary IP is born and evolved.

Today, the master's promotion on the Qidian homepage has appeared again: the master's new work "I Choose My Destiny by Fortune Telling" is shockingly released.With such a conspicuous title, once you click on it, you will see the master’s exclusive promotional page.

Readers clicked on the novel reading page one by one, and the introduction was very strange: I worked hard on this month-old book. Although it is not finished, it will never be unfinished.I can't stand it, I can't bear it, I want to publish a new manuscript, don't complain about the title!

The following comments are basically all about the title of the book: Dragon Fruit, are you sure you want to change your style? Is there any difference between this title and your previous title?You might as well just call it "Choose Destiny", look at that old cat.

"Pfft, Dragon Fruit, the title of your book... Teacher Gao is very influential. Some time ago, someone published a book called "Fortune Telling by Playing WeChat" which did so well that it seemed to have collapsed. Then again A book called "For Fortune Telling I Rely on Scanning" came out... I, I really didn't advertise."

"Hey, it's not bad after reading four chapters. It feels like a dragon fruit is about to spit out fire. I'll reward you as the leader first, so I won't worry about you being proud!"

Wang Bo, who was far away at the other end, was sitting on a chair with his legs propped up and smoking a cigarette. "Brother is still smart. He opens a book in a low-key manner and is passionate in a high-key manner." Then he put out the cigarette butt, the document appeared, and thoughts flowed, crackling...

……

In the middle of a villa in the new district, a Yaozhou Mercedes-Benz was parked at the door.The surroundings still look so desolate, and the houses here look a little lifeless, but in the villa in front of you, secret transactions are going on.

"Teacher Gao, you are so amazing. You are not deceived by fame and wealth at such a young age. You are indeed a great hero."

"Boss Li, please don't praise me. I've been resting for a while. I don't have anything to do even if I don't care about my fortune. But I have said what I said and don't say it. The time is still too short. Boss Li just doesn't say it out loud."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I will never talk nonsense. Of course I hope Teacher Gao can continue to be like this, and we...we can be selected by Teacher Gao a few more times. I will never even tell my wife when I go back."

"Haha, I just have some free time. If Boss Li needs anything from now on, just contact my new customer service directly."

"Okay, okay. Then... can we start now?"

"Of course. But... because this is secret, I am going to use some new fortune-telling methods for my new customers. You know, although there were many people in the past, they were exposed to the camera. They all stay at arm’s length. This is my real skill, would you like to give it a try, Boss Li?”

"Teacher Gao is willing to show his special skills. Of course I am willing to think so highly of me. I have experienced it several times before and I understand what Teacher Gao does. Don't worry, Teacher Gao, money is not an issue." Boss Li said proudly.

"Then you can't ask for prices all over the sky. No one's money comes from the strong wind. Let's do it this way. Today I will tell Boss Li a fortune and get a good start. How about [-]? Boss Li can rest assured. What I care about most is myself. sign."

"Teacher Gao... you are too soft-hearted. With your skills, there are so many big customers waiting to come to you. Even if you ask for 88 yuan, there is an endless stream of big customers looking for you. Your business is high-risk and not easy."

"It's a good start. 88 yuan is too ridiculous. My few words are not worth that price. Okay, let's get started!"

There is an automatic glass door here. Bai Yingying is the customer service person outside. She cannot hear what is said inside, but she can see Gao Xiaoer speaking seriously. The other party listens carefully. About 15 minutes later, the other party stood up and shook hands to thank. The fake Gao Xiaoer sent it out enthusiastically, and before leaving, he didn't forget to add a word to keep it a secret.

Walking back again, the fake waiter in suits and ties glanced at Bai Yingying, "When will the second client arrive?"

"At ten o'clock, she is the beautiful CEO of a big company."

The fake waiter took out 2000 yuan and put it on the table. "This is your reward. Work hard."

Bai Yingying was shocked. One customer cost two thousand, and today she had a total of four appointments.She wanted to thank her, but Gao Xiaoer had already returned to the office and put the money in his pocket with a smile.

……

Around [-]:[-], Bai Yingying looked inside the office. This time, the fake waiter walked directly behind the beautiful president, putting her hands in front of her in a very ambiguous posture. She frowned, feeling very uncomfortable, and then the automatic voice inside The curtains slowly closed.Before closing, she saw the fake waiter carrying the beautiful CEO to the desk. The clothes on her chest had been torn off and her head was buried in it... Bai Yingying stamped her feet. In the end, she couldn't hold it back and ran to the glass door. She looked at everything inside from the exposed gap, and she witnessed the whole process until the two of them were done.

After the beautiful CEO came out, she glanced at Bai Yingying who was sitting outside and left quickly.Bai Yingying finally couldn't help but entered the office, "Boy... I've seen it all, you... you..."

The fake waiter smiled and walked over and hugged Bai Yingying from behind. "I let you see it on purpose, because this is not the first time. You know there are many people on the Internet who like me, and I need more big customers. I can make more money during this secret time. If you think I still want to do this business in the future, the risk is too great. So..." He kissed Bai Yingying's neck.

"So...this is just a joke?"

"It's not important. What's important is that we can both make money, isn't it? This girl was in a hurry just now. She was happy, but I'm not happy yet. I think you peeked at the whole process just now, and you want it very much now, right? ··If you had known my abilities before, would you still be willing to abandon me?" After saying that, she had lifted up Bai Yingying's skirt, pulled off her underwear, and let her lie on the table!

After a period of heated ups and downs, the fake waiter gave her another 2000 yuan "to reward you. Then you can put this extra cash in the card. Remember to apply for a new one. From now on, I will give it to you no matter how many customers I receive every day." A reward of two thousand for each person.”

The rosy look on Bai Yingying's face had not faded yet, she took the money and said, "Thank you, waiter, I will work hard."

The fake waiter patted her butt and said, "I'll work hard too. I'm hungry. Bring me some food."

Bai Yingying left. The fake waiter sat back in the office chair and turned on the computer. There was a man wearing a hat. "Can you please stop looking for me? Everything is going very smoothly. I have already earned 18 yuan between the two of us." .”

"Don't get carried away, don't forget your mission, and don't forget to continue to strengthen your business capabilities."

"That damn old man is still sleeping upstairs. Why are you doing this? I can change my face and continue to make money in a low-key manner!"

"I spent so much energy and money to find a divination master to train you, not to let you make a fortune and keep a low profile to make money. This is not what you need to care about. You just need to complete your task and be obedient."

"Haha, do you want the civet cat to trade for the prince and make me Gao Xiaoer?"

"Don't be so smart. No matter how talented you are, you can't compare to Gao Xiaoer. Do you understand?" After saying this, the screen went black.

The fake waiter punched the table hard, "I'm Rong Anping, not Gao Xiaoer!"

……

Gao Xiaoer, who was far away in California, was lying on the bright beach, looking at the beauties in bikinis passing by.He was enjoying his time on vacation now, coming for a short time and even getting used to it completely, for which he was now alone.

He was not alone. He asked Rick to help him find a bodyguard. He was alone in a foreign country. His small body would not be able to handle it if anything happened.He doesn't need to work now and he still has a lot of money. He is thinking about picking up a girl here or something.

He stood up, put on these sunglasses and these big pants and walked to a beautiful girl sunbathing. "Hello, Miss Serena, it seems that the recent love break has not had a great impact on you, and you have also made a fortune. What a lucky little fortune!"

The other person opened his eyes and looked at him, "Who are you and how do you know me?"

"Do you believe me when I say I am a messenger of God? Haha, you must not believe it." After saying that, he pointed to a fat man in front of him, who was preparing to go swimming. "He will be unlucky soon. He will probably be beaten on the beach..." !”

The beauty shielded the sun with her hands and looked over. Sure enough, two young and strong men rushed over and beat her up without saying a word.

"Oh my God, this is so amazing...are you a magician?"

"Magicians don't arrange plots of beating people. Have you seen that woman? She has big breasts that are about to fall off. Something good will happen to her soon." Gao Xiao was holding a wine glass in his hands and was already sitting with the beautiful woman. With a smile on his face.

Not long after, the woman received a call and said excitedly, "Is it true? The company really asked that bitch to get out and make me the manager. I'm still on vacation. I'll go back right away, go back right away!"

Serena witnessed all this in surprise, "Oh my god, what the hell is going on? Is this magic?"

“If I could invite beautiful Miss Serena over for a drink, we could share many interesting stories!”