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"Come on, come on, take out your driver's license and ID card and let me take a look." The traffic policeman said to Gao Xiaoer.

Gao Xiaoer was miserable, and Tang Xiaoxuan next to him was so blushing that she couldn't even look at him.

"Comrade Traffic Police, I haven't driven a car a few times and I don't know why I can't park indiscriminately. I know I was wrong. I'll fine you if you deserve it!"

The traffic policeman smiled, "I met the famous Teacher Gao today. I'm not talking about you. You two can just find a hotel for whatever you want. It's still daytime in public, so the impact will be bad." The traffic policeman looked at it and returned the certificate. Gao Xiaoer then wrote another 200 yuan fine, "I also act according to the rules. Teacher Gao will not be able to publicly avenge himself in the future. I also made an appointment."

"I know, I know, no, I'm not that stingy. It's not easy for you on a hot day either. Can we go?"

The two got into the car. It was much cooler. Gao Xiaoer felt extremely complicated inside. He looked at Tang Xiaoxuan and said, "I'm driving!"

Driving to the ancient city, there was only a rebuilt ancient city wall, and there was nothing else. The two of them found a place to have a meal first. Gao Xiaoer originally wanted Tang Xiaoxuan to stay in the car on a hot day. As a result, Tang Xiaoxuan also followed.

"You're still afraid that I won't leave after finding Jiang Bingyan, right? You're not afraid of the makeup on your face on such a hot day?"

"You're not afraid of eating it in your mouth. I'm afraid of flowers. I don't have much makeup to begin with. Is there anyone like you who can eat it regardless of where it is caught? Fortunately, the person I met today was the traffic police."

"What did we do? It was just a kiss. We didn't do anything. Why do you feel guilty? Forget it, stop talking. I'll go find the boss and ask..." Gao Xiaoer Stopping in this street, one family after another inquired.

There are a lot of people living in the ancient city, but there are only so many streets, so just asking around will give you the answer.After running for a few streets, the so-called result is that there is no result... There is nothing to play with antiques here.I did find out that there are a few antique enthusiasts who like to play, but they don't run shops.He even knocked on other people's doors and made inquiries.

After getting into the car again, Gao Xiaoer drank mineral water and started the car without saying anything.

"Xiao Er, am I not right again?" Tang Xiaoxuan asked a little embarrassed.

"Even if she's not here, even if her phone can't get through, I don't believe she's a liar. Go back first!"

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In the afternoon, Gao Xiaoer continued to give advice to customers. The penultimate customer was a woman who came over sadly.

"Gao Xiaohong, oh, it turns out we are still from our family. Sister, what do you want to do?"

The woman was a little nervous. She raised her head when she heard Gao Xiaoer's words, "Teacher Gao, I want to ask you to save my son. Teacher Gao, I know this is very dangerous, but my son has been lost for eight years. I really don't have any We have a solution. Can you please help me figure out where my son can live, no matter which city he is in..." The woman said, trembling as she handed over a photo of a child.

Gao Xiaoer didn't take the photo and said, "Sister, I sympathize with your experience, but I really can't help with this matter."

When the woman heard this, her eyes seemed to be trembling. She stood up hurriedly, walked forward and knelt on the ground, tears streaming down her face, "Teacher Gao, I kowtow to you. Please save my son. I Really...I really have no choice."

Gao Xiaoer also quickly stood up and supported the other party, "Sister, you can't do this. Liu Xu is here to help."

"My son has been missing for eight years, and I have been looking for him for eight years... I beg Teacher Gao to tell me whether he is alive or dead, okay?"

Liu Xing didn't have much strength, King Kong Silver Fox rushed over, and then helped the collapsed woman sit on the sofa outside to rest.

Gao Xiaoer sat outside, listening carefully to the woman's description of the loss of her son, and comforted her repeatedly.Finally, he sighed and said, "Sister, let me tell you the truth. I can indeed tell the difference, but the scope is very small and limited to our area. You are a foreigner. I can tell you with certainty that your son is not in our city. I really It’s not that I won’t help, it’s because I can’t help.”

The woman listened carefully and felt disappointed. Then she picked up the photo and said, "Teacher Gao, please tell me whether my son is still alive. If he is still alive, I will continue to look for him..."

"Okay, you take a break first." After saying that, he picked up the photo and said, "Wait a moment." Then he walked into the fortune-telling table.

LiuXu also followed in and said, "Boss, are you really unaware of where his son is?"

Gao Xiaoer looked helpless and said in a low voice, "I can only calculate the area. If I really calculated it, wouldn't I have to go to other places to help her find her son? If this matter is to be spread, how many traffickers will think about it?" Want to kill me?"

"But this one is eight years old. It must have been bought and adopted by someone?"

"Is there an airtight wall in the world? I just came back and I have so many customers. I can't just because of my temporary kindness... Okay, okay, you go out and comfort the other party." Gao Xiaoer finished speaking and took out his hand. Scanned the phone.

"Maodandan!" When Gao Xiaoer saw the name displayed, he knew that Gao Xiaohong's son must be living in someone else's family, because Gao Xiaohong told him that his name was not Maodandan.Then he also saw Mao Dandan’s specific address.Of course, although this address is real, there is no guarantee that the child is here. There are many registered accounts and fake addresses.There are even some children who are still in the dark for various reasons when they are very old, but this one is lucky enough to have a registered permanent residence.

Gao Xiaoer walked out and handed the photo to Gao Xiaohong, "Sister Gao, your son is not dead, he is alive and well. This is the only thing I can tell you. I don't know if this is good news for you. .”

"Forget it, forget it, I'm very happy that my son is still alive. Teacher Gao, you really can't?"

"You have to trust the police on this matter. Although I know a little bit about fortune-telling, this is just a photo from eight years ago. And it is no longer in Guizhou and Hunan, so there is really nothing I can do. Don't worry, my son is alive and well."

"Okay, okay, thank you, Teacher Gao, thank you, Teacher Gao, I'll get you the money."

"No more money. I didn't calculate the specific location for you, nor was I of much help. I hope you can reunite mother and son as soon as possible in the future."

"Hahaha, the famous Teacher Gao actually deceived an orphaned woman, are you embarrassed?" Suddenly, an old man wearing a white coat, brass on his chest, black glasses, and someone holding an umbrella appeared behind him.When he raised his hand, the umbrella was already closed.

Gao Xiaoer took a look and said, "Are you the Immortal Master of Tong Gua in the city? It seems that you are not among the guests I have reserved?"

"It's not me. I didn't know that Teacher Gao is back and wants to see for himself the young talents in our field. But I didn't expect that you would even deceive an orphaned woman. It really disappoints me!"

"What did I deceive? Did I deceive her about money or her son's position?"

"Outsiders don't know, but I, the Immortal Master Tong Gua, have been doing this for most of my life. Although I didn't get the true teaching of fine positioning from my ancestor, I still know a little bit about it. Since you can locate drug dealers, how can you even locate a child? Can't locate it? Don't you think you've deceived someone?" After saying that, he looked at the woman, "Girl, you really asked the wrong person. How about I introduce someone to you? Although I can't say exactly where your son is. Where to settle down, but the approximate location should be fine.”

"Teacher Gao...he, is what he said true?"

Gao Xiaoer looked at the old man, "Find that person and do the math for her in person. If you can figure out where her son is, I, Gao Xiaoer, will become your teacher. You can calculate a rough range, and you can let someone know where her son is." My eldest sister has been running around for several years, only to come back after knowing she was deceived? Do you think I am an idiot? Do you think the books behind my bookcase are just decorations, and I have fine positioning skills? Just find someone for me, let me see this Who else knows this precise positioning technique these days?"

"Then how did you do it?" Immortal Master Tong Gua asked directly.

"Who told you that I know the art of precise positioning? If I had the ability to spy on people's mental powers, would I still need to tell fortunes? Do you think I am Zhuge Liang, who knows astronomy, geography and people's hearts? Come to me in broad daylight The store is talking nonsense here, do you believe that if I tell you a fortune, it will make you angry and vomit blood?"

"Big sister, don't listen to this kid's nonsense, our Taoism..."

"Hey, hey, old man, don't think that because you are an old man, I won't dare to hit you. You continue to nag me to make you tan into cod liver oil, do you believe it?" King Kong stepped forward and squeezed with his fingers.

"You dare to touch me, you will be in trouble if you touch me, why don't you try touching me?"

"If you don't learn from me, you will die." Gao Xiaoer was really speechless. "What happens if I touch you? Am I unlucky?" Gao Xiaoer said and tugged on the other person's sleeve. "You, an old man, can't stay at home well." Are you embarrassed that you still want to deceive an orphaned woman? How old are you, are you ashamed?"

"You, you, you, you idiot, I am your senior after all. Those who do not know the etiquette will be expelled from the Taoist sect. Forget it, you don't know the etiquette, but you still have Buddhist beads hanging on your chest. This is disrespectful, right? How disrespectful the Patriarch!"

"Okay, I'll show you some respect. Diamond Silver Fox please ask this senior out properly. Don't touch the porcelain with your hands, be careful."

"Aren't you awesome, Gao Xiaoer? Do you dare to compete with me and learn the hexagram skills in front of everyone?"