About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

In just one hour, Kurama Jiji went from being a millionaire to a penniless pauper again. What's even more frightening is that he will face a life of poverty for a whole month.

"Second sister...my ramen..." Kurama Jiji walked down the street dejectedly. Unfortunately, the second sister had already fallen into a deep sleep. I don't know whether it was because she was too tired or because she was too embarrassed to face her poor brother.

Fortunately, children from poor families have become parents early, and Kurama Jiji has a way to survive on his own.

He has two profitable crafts, one is picking mushrooms in the back mountains, and the other is painting.

The skill of painting was learned when I was a child and stayed in the home of my uncle Congyun, who was a member of the same clan.

That was a rare happy time for him. The kind-hearted Cong Yun couple raised him completely as their own child, and never considered him a disaster star. Instead, they gave him a very auspicious name, although he was once considered a disaster star. My classmates mocked me for my name, which sounded like a monkey.

The second sister also divined his name and the result was that he was destined to be a king.

Unfortunately, when he was seven years old, Cong Yun and his wife gave birth to another daughter, sister Kurama Yakumo.

Originally, Kurama Jiji was very happy to have another relative, but every time he hugged Yakumo alone and looked at her cute face, he would always have the desire to eat her and stuff her soul into his body. The scary thought of one more family member.

In order to dispel this idea, Kurama Jiji could only act like crazy and make trouble unreasonably, deliberately arousing the disgust of Cong Yun and his wife. In order to take care of his child, he had to be sent to an orphanage.

Although he had only stayed in the orphanage for a few years, because he was often teased by his second sister, he ran away in panic, talked to himself in the air, and had a sudden and horrifying expression on his face. Go to the Psychiatric Department of Konoha Hospital...

Fortunately, the kind-hearted dean convinced the doctor with his arguments and believed that Kurama Jiji only said these words because he missed his parents too much.

The dean took him out of the psychiatric ward, helped him clean up the abandoned house, and moved him into his parents' original house.

……

The only skill that Cong Yun and his wife retained at home was painting. Although the paintings always looked weird, so few people were willing to spend money to buy them.

Kurama Jiji wanted to clarify that the reason why he draws strangely is because he likes to draw the world he sees after eating mushrooms. In addition, he only has a black pen, so the people he draws are naturally dark...

Another survival skill is to pick mushrooms, because the Kurama clan is originally a small clan, and the clan land allocated is close to the edge of the village, and there are also a large number of civilians living there. Not far behind the house is the back mountain of Konoha.

Kurama Jiji is often hungry and goes to the back mountain to pick mushrooms to eat. Occasionally he catches cute rabbits and gives them to his eldest sister who likes small animals. Although her eldest sister prefers bigger ones that are alive and can scream and curse. Primates……

Now that the relief fund is gone, it's time to pick up the old business. It's spring, and it just rained yesterday. If you pick more, you should be able to sell roasted mushrooms on the street.

Kurama Jiji tightened his belt to reduce his hunger, quickened his pace, returned home, chewed a rock candy to replenish his strength, picked up the basket, and went to the back mountain.

Sure enough, many colorful mushrooms grew in the mountains after the rain, which made people full of appetite at a glance. Kurama Jiji also had a secret that he only knew, that is, after eating certain mushrooms, the soul will be linked to a In the wonderful spiritual world, there are a group of dancing elves. Practicing illusions there can get twice the result with half the effort and bring inspiration for painting.

Mushrooms don't last long, and Kurama Jiji doesn't have a refrigerator at home, so he only picked one basket. The only pity was that he didn't catch any rabbits. Maybe the eldest sister would be bored.

When I got home, I went to the attic and quietly took away the remaining rabbits that my elder sister had played with. They were already dismembered and in pieces, so I didn’t have to chop them into pieces anymore. I just washed them and threw them into the pot, and then put a few freshly picked rabbits on top. Mushrooms, with a little salt, taste very delicious.

Kurama Jiji is weak and easily indigestible after eating too much. No matter how delicious it is, you can only eat a small bowl. The rest is put into a jar and sealed in a dark place. When you want to eat it, warm it up and you can eat it. a few days.

It's past two o'clock in the afternoon, and there is still some time to go out and set up a stall selling grilled mushrooms. If you are lucky, you may be able to earn a hundred and eighty taels of pocket money.

An old wooden cart was pulled out from the hut. It was the cart that my mother used to sell flowers when she was alive. Later, she converted it into a mushroom barbecue cart.

Grilled mushrooms don’t require too many ingredients. Just brush them with oil and sprinkle some salt. The grilled mushrooms will taste plump. You can load some charcoal, oil and salt, push the cart and go out.

In order to avoid those acquaintances who knew him, Kurama Jiji deliberately pushed the cart to the other side of the village, although his reputation as a weirdo seemed to be quite high throughout Konoha.

This barbecue truck also served as his art studio. While waiting for customers, he also picked up a pencil and drew on the newspapers he picked up the wonderful world he saw after eating mushrooms.

People were coming and going in the lively street, and many people stopped in front of Kurama Jiji's car, looking at the colorful mushrooms on the car, and then looking at the weird world on Kurama Jiji's drawing paper, as if it was inside. The characters are all twisted and dancing villains...

"Oh my god... what a madman!" No one wanted to buy Kurama Jiji's mushrooms.

At this moment, a sudden chill came from behind, like a mouse being stared at by a cat.

Kurama Jiji turned around sharply, only to see a girl wearing a black uniform windbreaker and a police hat staring at him.

"Oops... people from the police force, I don't have a business license!" Kurama Jiji was shocked, jumped up and prepared to push the cart away.

"Jiji... As the only evil in this village, I, Uchiha Hitiri, will execute justice. In order to convince you to be punished, I will let you run for 30 seconds first!" Uchiha Hitori, wearing a high-collared black windbreaker Tong showed his little tiger teeth and smiled proudly.

Kurama Jiji knew that he must not be caught by her. Even if Uchiha Hitiri was his classmate, with her absolutely just character, she would never show mercy. If she could not pay the fine, the mushroom barbecue truck would be impounded.

You can't run either. Feitong is the No. 1 in ninja physical fitness among this graduating class. He is just a crane who can't finish the 1-meter obstacle. If he runs directly, he might not be able to escape for a minute.

Pushing the cart into an alley and hiding it in a dead end filled with debris, Kurama Jiji closed his eyes, formed seals in his hands, and began to concentrate chakra in his mind.

"Illusion? No one can hide a car here"

The air in front of me gave off a burst of color fluctuations, and soon, a brick wall that was the same as the surrounding environment appeared at the entrance of the alley. The joints were natural and had no flaws at all. Even the moss and bugs in the cracks of the wall were lifelike, just like the original place here. Just like a wall.

After the technique was completed, Kurama Jiji also had a stream of bright red flowing from his nose, but he had no time to care about it. Uchiha Hitiri had already chased after him.

Kurama Jiji hid behind the illusion wall, covering his mouth and nose, not even daring to breathe loudly. It wasn't until Hitong ran past him that he breathed a sigh of relief.

This illusion was specially learned to avoid the police team members who arrested the vendors. It was used to avoid Fei Tong's pursuit last time.

She can't go out yet, Feitong will definitely look for it for a while, and has to hide until she gets off work. Unfortunately, neither the roasted mushrooms nor the painting were sold, so a whole day was wasted.

Kurama Jiji picked up a newspaper, twisted it into a strip, and stuffed it into his nostrils. He squatted on the ground quietly and waited for time to pass. He couldn't help but that his chakra was so little. Even the most basic illusion could overdraw his body.

Suddenly, Uchiha Hitiri's figure appeared on this street again, but he took small steps calmly until he walked to the illusion wall. As if looking in the mirror, he brushed his waist-length black hair and straightened his head. Hat coughed: "Hey, don't use the trick on me again. Come out by yourself or should I break it?"

Kurama Jiji looked at her face so close, and felt nervous. He didn't know how she found him.

"It seems that you are not convinced..." Feitong reached out and touched the cold illusion wall, which rippled like water, then stepped in and immersed her whole body in it.

As expected, Kurama Jiji was hiding among them, with a note stuffed in his nose like a wretch, looking at himself in horror: "How did you find out?"

"Hehe, this is all thanks to you. You ran away last time, which made me depressed all night when I went home. Then I turned on this at night!" Feitong pointed to her eyes with a smile.

Kurama Jiji looked at a black magatama slowly rotating in her scarlet eyes: "This is..."

"It's the Sharingan of our clan! Although it's just a magatama, it can still see through most illusions, so... your little trick is useless!" Hitiri laughed.

"...Since it's because of me, can you not be punished this time?" Kurama Jiji couldn't even ask for money for the sake of dignity, so he said in the most humble tone.

"Of course not. Justice does not allow any favoritism, no matter whether I am familiar with you or not!" Feitong jumped up and sat on the barbecue cart: "Let's not talk about it for now. I haven't seen you for a long time after graduation. How are you doing recently?"

In fact, the relationship between the two is very good. Hitori is considered one of Kurama Jiji's few friends in the Ninja School for so many years.

It may be a bit unbelievable that the proud and outstanding Uchiha tribe can be friends with a weak and weak crane tail.

All because Uchiha Hitiri has grown so big that there is no way to release his sense of justice, and Kurama Jiji is the poor guy who always invites classmates to bully him, specifically providing Hitō with a sense of accomplishment after protecting the weak.

"It's okay. They're selling grilled mushrooms. Do you want a bunch? Just a bunch of twelve." Kurama Jiji picked up a bunch of light green mushrooms and promoted.

"Don't eat! My butt hurts after eating." Feitong said in disgust.

She still remembered that one time she couldn't resist Jiji's teasing and bought a bunch of them to eat. As a result, she had diarrhea all afternoon.

"Oh, how are you doing recently?" Kurama Jiji put down the mushroom and asked casually.

"Hey... don't mention it, I'm bored to death. My classmates have all become ninjas after graduation, but I can only be assigned to the Konoha Police Department as a police officer!" Hitiri frowned and complained.

"Isn't the police officer very good? But if you are upset, why don't you have a bunch of grilled blue mushrooms? You will feel much better." Kurama Jiji picked up another bunch of blue mushrooms and recommended.

"Don't eat! Do you know how good the public security is in Konoha? The biggest thing is that a dog bites someone. The worst criminal is you, an unlicensed hawker. If anything big happens, ANBU will take over! Do nothing all day long. Getting a salary for nothing is almost going to cause trouble!" Feitong complained loudly.

"I just like this kind of life...Does your police department need a group meal? I can provide grilled mushrooms at half price." Kurama Jiji envied. He even thought that Feitong was showing off. To use the popular saying nowadays, it was Versailles.

"No need! You know me! My dream is to become the best female ninja! Carry out justice and fight all evils in the ninja world. How can I become stronger by chasing cats and dogs around the village all day long? ! I'm 13 years old! I just opened a Magatama!" Feitong grabbed her hair frantically.

"Is not it good?"

"People have dignity! I am idle and unable to realize my ideals in life. I can only be a waste who eats, drinks and has fun. I feel very painful inside!!!"

"Maybe eating a bunch of grilled mushrooms can help you open more magatama!" Kurama Jiji held up a bunch of black mushrooms.

"No! I went to the clan leader, and he said that this is the rule of the village, and the blessing given to us by the Second Hokage. Then why can Shisui join the ANBU? Even Itachi-kun has become a ninja. Even if they are excellent, I won't Please join ANBU, I just want to be an ordinary genin!" Feitong sighed.

"If you bring a roasted red mushroom to the clan leader, maybe he will change his mind." Kurama Jiji didn't know who Shisui was, but Itachi knew him. Unfortunately, he only became a classmate for one year before he graduated and became an adult. The legend of Ninja School.

Feitong finally broke out unbearably, waving his fist and hitting Kurama Jiji on the head: "Mushroom! Mushroom! Mushroom! I think you look like a mushroom! Operating without a license! Fine!"

Fei Tong took out the ticket from her arms and left a beautiful handwriting on it.

"What kind of unlicensed operation..." Kurama Jiji touched his head and spread his hands innocently: "I am just an ordinary villager passing by with a cart. I sat down to rest for a while because I was tired. Look, someone bought me. Are there any mushrooms?”

Feitong's hand holding the ticket froze in mid-air, the corners of her eyes twitched, and she left a vicious message:

"You are awesome, don't let me catch you next time. You are the only outlaw in our village, I will keep an eye on you!"

Watching Fei Tong leave, her mother's figure suddenly appeared behind Kurama Jiji, wrapped around his neck, and whispered in his ear: "What a good girl, I really want to spread the demon seed to Where is her body..."

"She seems angry..." Kurama Jiji felt a little confused.

"A woman's heart is as unpredictable as a cat's, you have to get used to it~" Mom said softly.

"But as a gentleman, of course you have to repay her kindness." Her father also appeared behind her.

"How to repay?" Kurama Jiji's eyes were bright.

"Don't she think Konoha is too peaceful? Maybe you can find something for her to do..." Ibrahimovic smiled warmly.