About me being the shavings boss at Konoha

This was technically the first family dinner for the Kurama Jiji family.

So it also looks extremely solemn.

The four family members were burned beyond recognition by the fire of wildness, like plastic models that were thrown into the fire but were not completely burned, and their faces had melted.

But Jiji didn't feel scared at all, nor did she feel abnormal.

They are all family.

What does a family have to be afraid of?

Father Ibrahimovic presides over the meal sharing. Even if the second sister is lying on the table greedily chewing the plate, she can only wait obediently for her father to cut the bread.

"Take off the head and eat the rest." The father cut off a piece of soul and threw it aside. There were small crystal bubbles floating in it. Through the bubbles, you could see the memories of the mountain center.

But most of them are about picking up girls in pubs.

"Why don't you want this piece?" Kurama Jiji was a little confused.

"Under my training, you are already the most outstanding child. You don't need these messy things to change your character." The father smiled slightly.

"Can I take it and release it?" Kurama Jiji picked up the soul fragments, not wanting the souls of those who died in the wild in the middle of the mountain to be scattered without even a chance of reincarnation.

Jiji quietly looked at the bubbles in his soul, trying to find evidence from Shan Zhongye's memory that he was a bad person, which might reduce his guilt, but unfortunately he failed.

Apart from being a bit of a playboy, Yamazakano is a perfect man.

"No, my little white rabbit was burned to death by him, so he wants to be my rabbit." The eldest sister snatched the soul fragment, squeezed it a few times, turned into a rabbit, and held it in her arms inside.

"Eldest sister...you can't be too much like the second sister..." Kurama Jiji wiped his sweat.

"Hmph, I'm not a human being." The eldest sister turned away and said, "I advise you to stop being a human being."

"Don't worry, brother Jiji, I'll help you win it back!" The second sister laughed.

"Second sister is the best!"

"You talk like you've defeated me." The eldest sister snorted coldly.

In fact, the second sister is addicted to technology. She is crazy about gambling but always loses. No one in the family can win.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing. It's time to eat. I don't want to lose my beautiful face~" The mother pulled a silk scarf to cover her half-melted face.

The father cut the remaining soul into five parts, his own was the largest, and the remaining four parts were divided equally, and one part was given to Kurama Jiji.

"I don't want to eat..." Kurama Jiji pushed the plate away.

"How about I give it to the second sister? The second sister loves you the most!" Yisu didn't feel that his melting face was too scary at all, and even teased Jiji's face with a smile.

"Yisu, it's useless for you to eat the food here. Let Jiji eat it. If you feel guilty, then we can say a prayer before the meal to thank the breads who sacrificed their lives for our growth." Ibrahimovic smiled slightly. .

"Okay... Thanks to Mr. Inno for his dedication, I will treat every piece of food with the most pious attitude..." Kurama Jiji sighed, raised his fork, cut off a piece of soul and stuffed it into his mouth.

In an instant, it seemed as if the soul was sublimated and the whole body was stretched. Every cell in the brain was rejuvenated.

And inexplicably, there is a memory of ninjutsu in my mind: "Secret Technique? Heart Turning Technique"

"How do you feel?" The second sister bit her spoon and looked at Jiji with a smile, but her own plate was empty, and her burned body returned to normal.

"It feels like I have never slept in my whole life...I finally found a bed to lie down on today..." Kurama Jiji was so comfortable that he almost moaned.

"Hehe, the second sister ate too fast just now. She took it off in one go. I haven't tasted it yet. Can you let me take a small sip, just a small sip, ah..." The second sister opened her mouth wide.

Kurama Jiji also dug up a small piece of soul and fed it to the second sister.

"I love little Jiji so much!" The second sister hugged Kurama Jiji and kissed her fiercely, but she didn't ask for more.

The main reason is that Ibrahimovic cut off all the parts rich in ninjutsu memories to Jiji, and the second sister just ate it to feel comfortable, and it was of no use.

Kurama Jiji continued to finish eating the soul bread, and a lot of ninjutsu memories appeared in his memory out of thin air, most of which were the secret techniques of the mountain clan.

There is even a section about Yamako's miraculous talent for picking up girls by observing their words and emotions to predict what they will say next.

"Observation and Prediction"

The souls have been eaten, and the scene of the family is like a group of cats that have sucked the wood, lying lazily on the sofa, quietly waiting for the satiety of the souls to subside.

But Kurama Jiji can't lie down anymore, Yamachuno was killed by him. If he doesn't handle it well, what awaits him may be the death penalty or life imprisonment in Konoha Prison.

He hasn't married yet and doesn't want to die in prison.

……

Returning from the soul world to reality, Yamachuno sat on the sofa with his head hanging. A kunai that Kurama Jiji usually used to cut mushrooms was stabbed on his chest. It was a scrap picked up from the training ground and polished until it was flat. Still very sharp.

"Escape?" Kurama Jiji shook his head. If he escaped from the village like this, based on his physical strength, he might be caught just as he reached the gate.

Thinking of arresting him, Jiji wanted to know whether it would be the ANBU coming to arrest him or the police force.

If it were the police force, Feitong might be happy to have completed a true justice trial.

"My first half of life has been miserable. I must not spend the second half of my life in prison. I must get rid of the crime of murder..."

Kurama Jiji stared at the corpse in the center of the mountain and began to think.

"Perhaps you can use the transformation technique to disguise yourself as the wild man in the middle of the mountain, hide his body, and then replace him and complete his work...?"

"Then what? Then you want to come back at night, secretly drag his body out and bury it, causing a mysterious disappearance?" The eldest sister's voice suddenly sounded in my ears.

"Eldest sister?" Kurama Jiji was surprised that the eldest sister would actually come out to help him.

"If you do this, you are going too far. A ninja dog will expose all your clumsy tricks." The eldest sister caressed the rabbit in her arms with an expressionless face.

"I just thought of a random plan...I didn't say I would adopt it..." Kurama Jiji's face turned red.

"Then don't use our brains to come up with such idiotic plans." The eldest sister put on a paralyzed face and said ruthlessly and viciously: "I want to tell you one more thing. We have been here for an hour and it's not until we get off work. There are still an hour, four and 10 minutes left, if nothing else happens, a nurse will come in within 10 minutes to check on the situation."

"Then sister must have a good idea, right? Can you tell me?" Kurama Jiji became a little nervous when he heard that it was only 10 minutes.

"You don't use your brain for fun, are you using it for fun? What I can tell you is that the investigative methods of the ninja world are amazing. The more complicated your thoughts are, the more loopholes you will leave." The eldest sister dropped a sentence and added Turned around and disappeared.

"...If I say it, I haven't said it yet. I can't lay out any complicated scene in 10 minutes, right?" Kurama Jiji bit his nails and started thinking hard.

To lay a plan that would allow him to escape suspicion, ordinary means would not work, and the only thing he was good at was illusions, perhaps supplemented by the mountain secrets he had just obtained from the souls in the center of the mountain...

"Secret Technique·Heart Turning Technique"!

"There seem to be a lot of buns outside the door..." "Kurama Jiji" licked his lips and sucked his thumb greedily.

The body in the center of the mountain, which was not stiff yet, sat up strangely: "Second sister, don't make any weird expressions with my body, hey!"