Fantastic Naruto Adventure Journey

When Kurama Jiji returned home, he couldn't help but feel a little worried because he didn't bring back the book his eldest sister wanted. Fortunately, the bookstore owner stuffed him a comic with a lot of wonderful physiological knowledge drawn on it.

When he handed the book to his eldest sister, Kurama Jiji's brain was trembling, fearing that her eldest sister would turn around and dislike him.

"Hmm... Is this a picture book that records human reproduction? It looks interesting." Fortunately, the eldest sister seems to be interested in this kind of comics.

At this time, Kurama Jiji was already very sleepy, especially since he had used a genjutsu today, and he almost fell asleep on the bed.

When he woke up again, Kurama Jiji saw his eldest sister taking off her pants early in the morning.

"!!!Beast! I am your brother!" Kurama Jiji quickly grabbed his pants.

"I have read the book you brought back yesterday." The eldest sister adjusted her glasses indifferently: "But I feel that many structures violate my understanding of human beings. I decided to physically dissect its structure. Don't worry, let's see I'll sew it on when it's done."

"What if we can't sew it up!" Kurama Jiji was somewhat doubtful of the eldest sister's abilities after reading several books on human body structure.

"Then we will be sisters from now on." The eldest sister replied seriously.

Ding, the eldest sister showed a shining scalpel.

"Ahhhhh!!! Father Yame! Second sister, help me!! I have no descendants!" Kurama Jiji struggled crazily.

"Forget it, a weak chicken like you will bleed to death, and we won't have a place to live. Remember to bring me living humans back next time. I want to hear their screams." The eldest sister adjusted her glasses. , holding the slightly colored comic book back to the attic.

Kurama Jiji breathed a complete sigh of relief, lying on the bed without love and thinking about the rest of his life.

It wasn't until I felt a little hungry that I got up and reheated the leftover rabbit soup from yesterday and drank it.

He decided to accept the kindness of the Third Hokage and go to the psychiatry department for a mental evaluation. If he could successfully pass it, he could work in the library, which would at least give his eldest sister a rest for a long time.

……

When we arrived at Konoha Hospital, it was already past one in the afternoon. Kurama Jiji had been sleeping for more than ten hours. Even in the most unpopular psychiatric department, there were many patients sitting at the door.

Kurama Jiji took out the letter of introduction given by the Third Hokage and took a number. He found a seat and sat down, quietly waiting for the nurse to call his number.

Perhaps because of mental illness, the patients here are very energetic and talkative. Soon someone came to chat with Kurama Jiji.

"Brother, are you very energetic today?" The speaker was an old man.

"Well, I'm in good spirits," Kurama Jiji replied politely.

"Hey, of course they all said I was mentally ill and asked me to come see a doctor...but I'm not sick either. I think they should see a doctor." The old man shook his head helplessly.

"Well, I don't think I'm sick, but they asked me to come, but why does Grandpa think so?" Kurama Jiji asked curiously.

"Everyone puts on a disguised mask for themselves. I don't think the world I see is wrong. On the contrary, this world may be wrong. Maybe only people who have this disease can open the eyes of true seeing. To see the world as it really is, and all they see is fiction.”

Kurama Jiji's eyes gradually brightened, as if he had found a soulmate: "Yes, yes, I can also see such a world, but they don't believe it, but you don't have to get sick in my world, just eat mushrooms. Uncle, come to my world next time You only need ten taels to see the stall for a long time.”

"Definitely, definitely! You also want to see my world." The old man looked at Jiji excitedly.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't talk about your condition there. Where is the child who just got the letter of introduction? You go in first." The nurse shouted.

It seems that Hokage-sama's letter is still very effective, at least there is no need to queue.

Kurama Jiji had no intention of attracting any more customers and followed the nurse's instructions into the doctor's office.

Perhaps Konoha doesn't pay much attention to mental illness. There is only one office here, and there is only one doctor, a young Yamanaka tribesman, the center of the mountain.

A large office in Nuoda is very exquisitely decorated and can be used as a high-end apartment with two bedrooms and one living room. Perhaps in this way, the patients who come to see the doctor can relax a little.

To protect patient privacy and allow patients to relax more, the soundproofing facilities here are very good.

"Is it Kurama Jiji?" A handsome young man in his thirties with blond hair sat up from the sofa. The moment he smiled, Kurama Jiji seemed to feel that under the bright sunshine, the sunflowers all over the mountain were blooming.

This handsome image would probably make countless girls blush if he walked on the street.

We use five words to describe such a person: "Heart-minded arsonist"

"Hello, Doctor Yamanaka." Kurama Jiji also responded politely.

"Please sit down and relax. I have a rough idea of ​​your situation from the Hokage-sama's letter." Doctor Yamanakano smiled slightly.

Kurama Jiji had just sat down and before he opened his mouth, Yamako Nakono had already squinted one eye, raised his finger and pointed at Kurama Jiji, showing a charming smile: "I guess your next sentence is: I am not sick."

"I'm not sick..." After Kurama Jiji finished speaking, he was stunned.

"The vast majority of people who come to me think they are not sick. I guess your next sentence is: I am really not sick!" Dr. Shinno shook his eyebrows.

"I'm really not sick..." Kurama Jiji covered his mouth and said in shock:

"How do you know what I'm going to say..."

"How do you know what I'm going to say..."

The two people spoke at the same time.

Yamachuno smiled charmingly again: "Do you know why I gave up my status as a special jounin to become a psychiatrist? I have never received training as a medical ninja."

"I guess you'd say: I don't know."

"Because doctors' salaries are high?" Kurama Jiji didn't say he didn't know.

Yamazakano was not disappointed because of his misjudgment. Instead, he looked happy: "Because I have had the ability to observe words and emotions since I was a child. After seeing a person's expressions and movements, I can accurately guess what they are thinking, and even guess what they are thinking." What to say next.”

"Even the most difficult-to-guess girls' thoughts, I can tell their thoughts at a glance. It's really a troublesome ability... because I can tell that they only admire my handsome appearance, not my talents... …”

Yamachuno touched the handsome contours of his cheeks narcissistically.

Kurama Jiji dropped his face and looked at him expressionlessly. He was always the only one who choked others, but today he was also choked.

"But you people are different. Your ideas are so broad. I can never guess what you will say next. For example, I guess your next sentence will be: You still think I am mentally ill..." Yamako said with a smile. .

"Does handsomeness really lead to women..." Kurama Jiji touched his slightly thin cheek. I am afraid that he only looks good when his mother dresses him in women's clothes.

"Look, I can't guess what you are saying." Yamazakano spread his hands helplessly: "However, I can tell you that if you can cure your disease and get a stable rest, you will also be a handsome boy. .”

"I sleep sixteen hours a day, but I still feel sleepy..." Kurama Jiji pointed to the deep dark circles under his eyes.

"This is related to your condition... Let's talk about it. How long has this situation lasted?" Yamazakano put away his smile, stopped chatting, picked up a notebook and started recording.

"what's the situation?"

"I heard that you can see your deceased parents. Let's start from here. How old were you able to see your parents?" Yamako asked.

"Not just my parents, but also my two sisters... They have been here since I remembered it, but at that time I could only see them when I fell asleep at night." Kurama Jiji did not hide it, but answered truthfully.

"Oh? Is there a second stage?" Shan Zhongno recorded it seriously.

"Well, later I went up the mountain to pick mushrooms to eat. As I ate, I could see them during the day. I remember I was about six or seven years old at that time." Kurama Jiji replied.

"Mushrooms? Well, there are indeed some mushrooms that can improve mental strength, but I don't recommend eating them because many of them have side effects, are prone to hallucinations, and can even cause irreversible damage to the brain." Yamako said seriously.

"Well..." Kurama Jiji felt that he did not have the above symptoms. On the contrary, he would be in good spirits after eating.

"Based on your description, I think you have a severe split personality. In fact, your family members are all imaginary personalities created by your thoughts..." Yamaucho wrote a diagnosis of split personality on the medical certificate.

"I don't think so... because my parents and sister died on the day I was born. My adoptive parents didn't even have photos of them. When I was seven years old, I moved back to my hometown and saw my parents in the cabinet of the old house. I don’t think it’s because of missing you.” Kurama Jiji also discussed his situation seriously and took out the family photo from his wallet.

There was a handsome young couple and two little girls of six or seven years old, one wearing glasses and very quiet, the other with a naughty smile.

"Hmm... This is indeed very strange..." Yamachuno looked at the photo thoughtfully: "Can I ask your parents' names?"

"My father's name is Ibrahimovic, my mother's name is Yimei, my eldest sister's name is Elaine, and my second sister's name is Isu." Kurama Jiji blurted out.

"Then your name is Ethan?" Yamako raised his eyebrows.

"My name is Kurama Jiji." Jiji said expressionlessly.

"Don't you think it's strange?" Yamako asked.

"What's strange?"

"You can either follow your father's name as Ethan, or your father's name is Kurama...why are your names so different?" Yamaucho asked.

Kurama Jiji was stunned, thinking about this problem for the first time.

"Moreover, your family's names are written on the back of the photo: Kurama Yunfei, Kurama Linyin, Kurama Shizuo, Kurama Hanako..." Yamako Nakono turned the photo over.

Kurama Jiji lowered his head and fell silent.

"I have two guesses now. One: On the day your parents and sister were killed, for some reason or some secret technique, their souls entered your body, because your body alone has to bear the burden of five souls. It consumes a lot of energy, so I often feel very tired and my body gradually collapses." Yamazaki has already crossed out the speculation about split personality.

"...Where is the other one?" Kurama Jiji lowered his head.

"Your own soul is split, and one soul is split into five parts, which will also cause physical weakness." Yamachuno continued: "Can you let them come out for a while? I want to see them."

"They have come out and are looking at you..." Kurama Jiji lowered his head and buried his face deeply in his long hair.