Konoha: Madara's image is completely ruined

"Come on, let me tell you that if you have deep feelings, you will feel bored, and if you have shallow feelings, just lick it... Just call me Madara!"

Yu Zhen hooked Nara patriarch's neck and squinted his eyes, trying to get him drunk...

"Squeak~"

The wooden door was pulled open, and Hashirama, who was dressed in a Hokage robe, felt that he had come at the wrong time.

It's no wonder that the Uchiha clan didn't report in advance, and it wasn't the first time that Hokage came to the Uchiha clan to run around. Before they reported, they touched the patriarch.

"You... are drinking?"

"Lord Hokage!"

The Nara patriarch was a little embarrassed, feeling like being caught by the head teacher in an Internet cafe.Of course, this is not about drinking as an adult ninja, but that Uchiha Madara did not find Hokage for drinking, but found him!

The entire Konoha... the entire Fire Nation knows that Madara-sama and Hokage-sama have a good relationship, so they let go of their hatred and established Konoha.And Uchiha Madara is notoriously arrogant, and strangers should not get close.But now... Patriarch Nara feels that his shadow control technique is still not perfect, and he can't let himself hide in the shadow.

"Hashirama, have you finished approving your documents? Didn't you eat, so we should have something to eat together! Life is supposed to be about eating, drinking, fighting and killing is so boring... By the way, don't assign tasks to me! You understand!"

Uchiha Madara said and handed the wine that was just about to be poured to the Nara patriarch to Hashirama.

Just come over directly and do it!

"Okay, you drank the wine too... now we are drinking!"

Yu Zhen took off the Hokage hat with a cloth curtain that might have been stained with soup, and threw it aside casually. Yu Zhen pressed his feet off the ground several times before pushing down Zhujian, and sat on the chair superior.

"Master Hokage must be resisting. He seems to be very angry but unable to attack. He looks quite aggrieved... This is strange. Why does Madara-sama look so weak and clumsy like an ordinary person. Are you drunk? If it weren't for the restless Chakra before, I thought Uchiha Madara had been dropped..."

Nara patriarch's alcohol sobered up quite a bit, and the shadow quietly pulled the wall to keep himself away from Madara: I didn't do it voluntarily, it was Uchiha Madara who forced me!

"Master Hokage, talk to me, my deer hasn't been fed yet, so I'm sorry..."

The shadow of Chief Nara opened the door, then pulled his body out, and the shadow closed the door again in one go.

Now that Hashirama is here, Yu Zhen doesn't care about the fleeing Nara patriarch.

"Why am I not drunk?"

Yu Zhen poured himself a cup and poured it in.His face was reddish, but he was in good spirits.

Yu Zhen originally thought that sharing the same body with Madara could be tolerated.But after he saw the patriarch of the pommel horse and directly extinguished the small flame of love that he had just burned, Yu Zhen began to feel very bad-no matter whether the patriarch of the pommel horse would fall in love with him, did he really like Yu Zhen? Whether someone's body is still beautiful, it doesn't matter anymore.

He is Uchiha Madara, not Yu Zhen!How can a person who doesn't even have an identity talk about love?It may not matter if you have a good night, but who owns it if you have a baby?

Yu Zhen wanted to get drunk after talking about serious matters with the Nara patriarch, but it was a bit difficult to drink a piece of sake due to the low concentration of sake and his drinking capacity.

"You and Chief Nara... this is?"

Hashirama still asked.

"Drinking... Do you understand team building? Of course you have to reward your subordinates first when you become the leader of a family! The patriarch of the oil girl was dragged away by the patriarch of the pommel horse... By the way, what is the patriarch of the pommel horse called?

I'm afraid Yu Zhen doesn't even have a crush on her, and she doesn't even know her name.So...was it love at first sight or just sex?

"Kurama Miko."

The column replied.Although he didn't know what happened, Hashirama could clearly feel that the person in front of him had something on his mind.

"Oh~ let's continue drinking... I don't remember we haven't had a drink together yet!"

Yu Zhen suddenly remembered that Madara died and failed to fulfill his wish to have a drink with Hashirama, but now he can help you realize it.no need to thank me!

Since form is emptiness, and emptiness is form, life has to go on, if you have wine today, you are drunk today, and it will be fine for Uchiha Madara to take over tomorrow...

Yu Zhen felt that using a cup was too long-winded, so he picked up the jar directly.Of course, this wine jar is not too big, and it can hold a liter in it.

"You're almost done!"

Hashirama snatched the wine jar.How could a ninja be so unrestrained, no...how could it be Madara? !

"Don't let me drink...then how about you drink?"

As Yu Zhen spoke, he poured another cup for Zhujian.This cup is less like a cup and more like a bowl or saucer, and it can hold two taels even if it is full.

When Zhujian picked up the cup, Yu Zhen stopped him again: "Drinking too much wine on an empty stomach is not good, what do you want to eat? Would you like to try the three-color meatballs, not sweet, salty peanut butter..."

"Is this the "warm man" you mentioned? You are too thoughtful!"

"If you say that, I'll take it as you are praising me!"

Yu Zhen twitched the corner of his mouth, laughing a little self-deprecatingly.

Something flashed across Hashirama's mind: "When Madara starts to be approachable, he will have more friends, and naturally he will have his own family and grandchildren. Senju Hashima will become one of his important people... .”

Suddenly Hashirama realizes that he doesn't want Madara to become a "warm guy".When his own white moonlight began to warm everyone like the sun, Hashirama suddenly felt overwhelmed.Even if this is just a "second personality".

Hashirama seemed to understand why he was beaten before, and what Shiro's words meant.But……

"Why don't you talk? You don't like this. I ate mushroom fried rice this morning. How about grilled fish?"

"Okay... I don't choose!"

Hashirama came back to his senses.

"You wait here...forget it, let's go together!"

He can't do such a difficult activity as catching fish with his bare hands.

Fei Leishen's light flashed, and Madara took Zhu Jian to the cliff, and there was Nan Hechuan, and there were fish in the water.

Yu Zhen put the wine jar in his hand on the bank and arranged it: "Go and catch the fish, and I'll roast it!"

Yu Zhen doesn't really want to try whether he can tread water, what if he falls?

"it is good……"

I saw a large net woven by trees and vines cut off Nanhechuan in the middle, and hundreds of fish, large and small, were caught.

"Hashirama...how can you catch fish like this!"

"Then how do you catch them? I don't know what kind you are looking for, so I caught them all..."

Yu Zhen randomly picked the four biggest ones: "I don't want the rest."

Madara spun the water blade to scrape the scales.Not only the scales, but also the skin of the fish were scraped off a lot.

"You know how to use water escape? Why haven't you seen you use it before?" Hashirama saw Madara use water escape for the first time.

"Of course I will! You know, I'm a full-attribute ninja... Uh, the same is true for Tobima, but his yin attribute is a little less. Do you want to install a pair of Sharingan for him? This will balance it!"

"what?"

"What? You also want to install a pair? Don't even think about it, unless you install mine! Ordinary three-gou jade will be assimilated by your cells. I think at least a kaleidoscope is needed!"