Konoha: Madara's image is completely ruined

But Yu Zhen was not so lucky. Although he, like Madara, has lost his body, one has turned into a tree and the other has turned into a stone... Even if the sacred tree and the meteorite are special, they are different from people!They all exist in this world apart from the word human...Gods are everywhere, but they don't have the omniscience and omnipotence of God.There are many things they can't do, or there is no such thing as a god...

Once, Yu Zhen died once, and was thrown from the third dimension to the world of Naruto by a certain existence, and then he "died" again.So his dimension has dropped again, the camera has become Yu Zhen's eyes, the loudspeaker has become his mouth, and all the machines that use electricity are his avatars...

But Yu Zhen used the remaining soul to use the "Multiple Shadow Clone Technique", which made it really difficult for him to find what he wanted in the messy information. He was down for several days before he could barely achieve simple control.

"If it's Madara, he should be fine! But what can he do...?" Yu Zhen was at a loss for a moment, the words he wanted to say were on his lips, but he couldn't think of anything.

Of course he still remembered that he should be a human being, so Yu Zhen naturally wanted to be a human being, but there was no other way for a while in this state, it was a fluke to be alive.Yu Zhen knows that he has forgotten a lot of things, but he doesn't regret it, because all the things he wants to remember are still there...

Yu Zhen, who can control the machine, immediately came to Konoha along the network cable, and used Konoha's surveillance to monitor everything here. He knew that if Madara was alive, he would definitely return to Konoha, after all, it was his home!

Finally he "saw" Madara's figure, and every camera controlled by Yu Zhen was excited to point at him, but when he was about to find a loudspeaker or mobile phone to tell them that he was still alive, he found that Madara had Planning to "repay the favor", Yu Zhen exploded directly!

Literally, fried!A camera was blown up due to energy overload due to Yu Zhen's rage.

"Repay? Are you kidding me? If I expect you to repay me, why would I do such a thing? Even if you "fast-forward to repay" I will be indifferent!"

Yu Zhen is really angry!

That's right, he didn't even want his life, so how could he repay his kindness?Does he hope that after he goes to the Pure Land, Madara can burn more pieces of paper and burn more sticks of incense for him, so that his ghost life will be happier?What a joke, the time in the Pure Land is static and there is no such thing as a beautiful life in the underworld...

Yu Zhen never expects anything in return for doing good deeds!But... Yu Zhen, who just woke up and didn't have a strong control over his new body, didn't know that Madara also lost his memory.So Yu Zhen made an old mistake, and he hid directly: Don't you want to repay your kindness?I let you not find me, I see who you report to! !

However, as long as Yu Zhen doesn't take the initiative to show up, no one will be able to find him - who can find the consciousness hidden in "Two-dimensional"?

Although Yu Zhen, who had already died once, was a little dissatisfied with the current form of existence, but... well, he can accept it, and he can accept sharing the same body with Madara. This time, he just replaced Xu Zuo with a machine, Same...all the same!

Yu Zhen, who was hiding, was a young Internet addict with peace of mind. Fortunately, there are new games and other good entertainment on the Internet. The "administrator gameplay" that can modify data at will makes Yu Zhen forget the passage of time for a while... …

But as time passed, Yu Zhen, who had been avoiding Ban, felt a kind of loneliness enveloped him.Man is a social animal.Yu Zhen is human... At least he used to be human, so he can't stand on another height like a god and watch all living beings live step by step, and he doesn't need to eat, drink or sleep... Of course, if he wants to sleep, no one will rush him to work and go to school , he has been forgotten by this revived world...

So Yu Zhen thought of Madara, he wanted to see what Madara was doing, a year had passed, it should be almost the same, he should no longer be obsessed with repaying favors!

However, when Yu Zhen secretly poked and found Madara's trace, he discovered...he was at work!And instead of working in Hokage Building, he opened a barbecue restaurant. He is using Huodun to barbecue, but... this style of painting is wrong!The little flame ignited in Madara's hand, just like when he was grilling meat for Madara, but how could Madara have such a little chakra!What's even more frightening is that Madara has cut her hair short, and now there are only a few inches left of that arrogant fried hair.People who are not very familiar with him will not be with that Uchiha Madara at all.

Who would have thought that the person who saved the world, the former Ninja Shura would become a cook, even if the moon could fall, everyone still refuses to believe it!At least Yu Zhen felt that he had found the wrong person, but... how could Yu Zhen make a mistake? They have lived together for so long.

"How can Madara do such a thing...why can't he do such a thing...can't remember! He shouldn't be like this, how can he cut his hair?" Yu Zhen was dumbfounded.

What did I miss?Back then, Madara was fed by himself, and he ate his own barbecue.It can be seen that although the taste of Madara Roast Meat is not difficult to eat, it is definitely not too delicious, but the appearance in front of you.The long line can't wait to go ten miles away.

"Could it be that Madara brushed her face so there are so many people here?"

But there were men, women and children in the queue, apparently not because Madara's face was more attractive, but because the food he made was more delicious.

And Madara's face is dull, as if everything has nothing to do with him, whether the business is booming or miserable has nothing to do with him...

Those who were close heard Madara's muttering words: "It doesn't taste right, why can't I cook that kind of barbecue..."

"How come, the barbecue you cook is the best I've ever eaten!"

"Yes, yes, even if you strive for excellence, you must be moderate! If it tastes better, I will go bankrupt..."

The words of the guests made Madara look up, but there was a trace of bewilderment in his eyes, and then he was firm...

"I will definitely make better barbecue!"

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"What's going on? How did it become like this?" Yu Zhen didn't bother with Madara after he finished being awkward, but went to Tobima. As for Hashirama... the filter is too thick and unreliable.

So the phone in Hirama, who was teaching the three children how to throw shurikens, rang, and it was an unknown number that was not displayed.

"Who? Is this thing broken?"

Tobima didn't think much about it, and just pressed the button to answer.

"Hi, okay, I won't see you, did you miss me?"

Yu Zhen pretended to be nonchalant and opened his mouth. In fact, he was a little guilty. He just wanted to hide from the spot, but he forgot to tell them they were safe...

"who are you?"

Feijian naturally recognized who the voice was, but he wasn't sure why the person who was supposed to be dead called him.Do not be too cautious.