Konoha's White Wisdom

"Ah! My waist! My crotch! My naturally sexy mutated white hair! It doesn't even hurt, I feel so bad!"

A wooden crib, a baby no more than a month old with a layer of soft white hair, howled loudly when no one was in the room.

I have traveled across the canyon for eight years, worked hard to support so many people, and done so many good deeds. Once I crossed over, I was struck by lightning, and I inexplicably crossed over again. The system was still malfunctioning. This is not the key.

The key is that I clearly remember that there was a man named Jiraiya. With the poor eyesight of a baby, I can probably see that someone was wearing a green vest and blue sandals at that time. The baby was very desperate. This is according to the 286th Law of Time Travel: "The person who meets you on the road with a forgiving vest and stinky foot slippers is the Hokage." I was basically sure that I was in the world of Naruto.

Thinking of the future in which he taught three traitors to stab himself into the sea, raised a yellow-haired idiot and turned into a tailed beast and was seriously injured, and chased women all his life only to have his ribs broken, the baby felt that the future was gloomy and felt very sad.

No, I can't do this. The seniors of the Longzi Sect are right, my fate is up to me and I can't help it. I have to change my destiny!From now on, go to the toilet, stay away from worldly disputes, and purify the world of dirt!

"Is little Jiraiya awake? Come on, let's hold him."

The door to the room was opened, and the young woman walked in. Looking at the babbling child in the crib, she lovingly picked her up and patted her back.

"How about we become ninjas when we grow up, and be upright men like our first generation Hokage?"

"No, no, I refuse!"

The baby's heart is shattered and shattered. This is not his biological mother. I just want to be a bastard!

"Our family is the only one in Konoha with the last name Jiraiya. You have to support our family in the future."

The woman said softly.

I feel completely settled, woo woo woo, I want to go home, I want to continue back to the canyon!It’s wrong not to play Yasuo anymore. Can’t I play Zed?

"Don't cry, don't cry. Are you hungry? It's almost time. Come on, grow up quickly. You must eat well in the future and become a powerful ninja."

......

Three years passed by, and Jiraiya finally grew up to an age where he could walk, run, jump, hang, and hit while lying down.

"Ah! Mom, be gentle, your butt is going to split!"

Spread on the lap of a woman in her twenties, Jiraiya was enjoying the whipping of his mother's love, but the love released by the slap was too deep and Jiraiya's white and tender buttocks turned red.

"I was born with your cleft! And why am I getting old? Do you want to change it?"

The woman slapped him again.

"Change! I will change!"

"Snapped!"

"Ouch! It's a good habit to correct your mistakes after you realize them. Do you want to be beaten?"

"Is that wrong?"

"Yes!"

"Snapped!"

"Hey, what's wrong? Did you end up like this when you came back?"

The young man who looked somewhat similar to Jiraiya opened the door and went to the entrance hall. He looked at the harmony in the house and said in surprise.

"Jiraiya has been yelling about changing his name all day today, but he really doesn't want to listen."

The woman was a little annoyed. This name was something she and her husband had agreed upon after they got married.

"It's pitiful. This little butt was spanked so badly, it looks like a peach. Qianyang, turn over and spank it."

The man laughed.

"It's a wolf!"

Jiraiya felt like he was being turned over, and he broke away decisively when his mother was not prepared. It was not because he was afraid of being beaten, but because he wanted to preserve future hope for the family. It was not easy for him.

"Okay, tell me, what name do you want to change?"

Jiraiya asked as he was hugged by the young man.

"Well, after careful consideration, I think tap water suits me very well."

Jiraiya said seriously, the first step in changing my life is that I am not myself, so my name must be changed.

"Water can be gentle and delicate, but also violent and brave. It is the best guardian, so I think I want to call it tap water. What do you think?"

"Ah, it's good to have your own ideas, but your name was decided by your mother and I a long time ago. Even if I agree, you still have to get your mother's approval."

Youth Road.

"Mother."

After pondering for a while, Jiraiya looked at Qian Yang expectantly.

"I know, let's change it, let's change it, my hands are hurting."

Qianyang exhaled, and her husband agreed that even if he didn't want his child, he had to continue to pester him.

"Then I agree."

The young man laughed.

Does this kid not want to be a hero but just want to stay with the people he cares about?It's a pity that the name was borrowed from fairy tales at that time, but it's good for children to have their own ideas.

"Nice!"

Very satisfied with the tap water, gentle and delicate?It's a lie, tap water, just by the name you know he's a passerby and parallel importer who can't stand up to the wall. Be a good ordinary grassroots villager of Konoha Village and contribute to the construction of Konoha. That's true love. Fighting and killing doesn't suit you. I'm a Buddha.

Konoha, December 13, 1117, is sunny. Today is also a day full of salted fish. I successfully changed my name to tap water, and then I start a happy salted fish daily parallel trading career (note, on the [-]th day after leaving the canyon, I think it can still be done) EQ flash)

As the blurry night fell, Lai Shui lay on the bed and silently wrote a diary in his mind. Now this family is composed of a father named Jilai You who is a shop worker and a mother who works as a part-time worker in Qianyang to support the family. Neither of them are handsome boys and beautiful girls. Their family background is average and they live in a small two-bedroom apartment. , a family with no bright spots except a head of white hair.

At this point, Konoha is actually in a state of peace. The latest news collected is that Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara fought in the Valley of the End a month ago, Senju Hashirama returned safely, and the second generation Hokage Senju Tobirama took office.

"The war may be about to begin."

Tap Water remembered that the condition for peace at the Five Kage Conference was until the death of Senju Hashirama, and there was not much time left after the battle at the End Valley.

After the First World War there was the Second World War, after the Second World War there were the Third War, the Nine-Tails Rebellion, these things had nothing to do with him, he was the tap water of Konoha, not the hero, the tragedy, almost the hero Jiraiya, when something happened he took his family to Ichirara Once the noodle shop is hidden, everything will be fine, and I can just bathe in the will of fire and spend every day happily as a salted fish villager.

"Ah, what kind of system is this? Why did you choose me? Wouldn't it be better for me to be a canyon adoptive father in the original world and fight for Yasuo's reputation? Now I have to worry about my life and don't have a computer. It's so difficult for me! "

Daily grumbles, running water tossing and turning on the bed.

"Da~"

A coin fell and he picked it up carefully. This half-a-tael worth of coins was his only pocket money.

But besides buying two pieces of maltose to soothe children, what else can you buy?

"In boring days, I don't know how to spend the money. Even if there are places with krypton gold, even a 6-yuan recharge is not enough krypton."

He complained to the moonlit tap water, and the coins in his hand suddenly disappeared.

"Ding! The recharge was successful, the current account balance is -5.95."