Konoha's White Wisdom

"Is this medicine so magical?"

Three minutes later, Sarutobi Hiruzen felt pain as he looked at his thighs that had recovered from the running water and the medicine bottle that he had smashed to pieces and flowed all over the floor.

"Sarutobi-sensei, as an excellent heir to the Will of Fire, can you please stop making such a fuss? This is all money."

Tap Water looked at the potions on the floor and gave twenty more bottles to Hiruzen Sarutobi.

"This medicine is most effective when applied externally and taken internally. Physical injuries can be cured as long as you can breathe well. Don't expect me to give you any more. This is the last stock. Use it with caution. In addition, remember to give some to Hokage-sama. Sometimes, don't be afraid. Wan, just in case."

"Really gone?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen stared at Lai Shui's chest, his eyes were hot, quite hot, like he was getting angry.

"It's gone."

Tap water unbuttoned his clothes and jumped.

"It's a pity that so much is wasted."

Opening the scroll behind him, Sarutobi Hiruzen sealed the medicine bottle, rummaged through the pile of bottles on the ground and picked out a few and put them in the scroll. With this medicine, the loss of high-end combat power on the battlefield can be greatly reduced. .

"Okay, if I don't set off, I will miss the latest time. The battlefield is changing rapidly, so we can't delay."

Sarutobi Hiruzen touched another handful of tap water's white hair with the scroll on his back.

"Remember what I told you. In addition, if there is such a medicine, I hope you can send a study to the village. The best destination for frontline soldiers is home."

"Yes, I remember."

Lai Shui smoothed his hair back to its original appearance and watched Sarutobi Hiruzen running away.

I don't think Konoha can research the recovery potion even if it is given tap water. It will probably be out of print before it has enough power to protect itself.

When the time comes later, we will name the village medicine as an accurate brand name, make it using ancient methods, sell it for 1000 taels a bottle, and then exchange the money for the balance to buy again. We will continue to live, grow bigger and stronger, and create brilliance. It's beautiful. We are indeed a business. Genius.

skr～skr～

Tap Water's mouth contained rhythmic whispers of mysterious spells, and he marched into the depths of Konoha with increasingly cheerful steps.

"Tap water, I know the meaning of my life."

Three days later, at Hokage Rock, while the tap water was sighing at the deliciousness of the bowl of egg fried rice just now and overlooking the whole village, Orochimaru, who was invited out, sat on the ground and looked at the passers-by in the village and said.

"Tell me."

Running water sat down cross-legged.

"You once said that when a person dies, there is nothing. I think this sentence is correct, and my dream is to learn all the ninjutsu in the world. However, there are many ninjutsu in the world. A person's lifetime It’s never done if it’s too short.”

Orochimaru looked at the tap water with a strange light in his eyes.

"So my dream will never be realized. The ninjutsu I learned while I was alive will be nothing with death. Therefore, the meaning of my life is meaningless."

Damn it, my pessimism is getting the better of me. No, I have to correct it quickly. I will make a detailed electroshock treatment course when I go back.

Tap water looked a little flustered at Orochimaru's state.

"However, I am not willing to accept it. I will never let the meaning of my life be meaningless, so I have come to another conclusion. The meaning of my life is to make my life meaningful and learn all the ninjutsu."

Orochimaru turned to look at the village and said,

"In other words, the meaning of my life is to achieve eternal life!"

"eternal life."

Tap water looked at Orochimaru with a serious look on his face. His thinking was clear and his logic was smooth. The electrotherapy could be cancelled.

"Tap water, do you think I'm daydreaming?"

Orochimaru's peripheral vision caught Tap Shui's somewhat dull expression.

"No, I said, no matter what you think the meaning of your life is, I will cheer for you. I believe that one day you will find a way to live forever and learn all the ninjutsu in the world."

There is no pretense in the tap water, and the tone contains encouragement. You are the future immortal Snake Uncle, and the ninja scientist of Koji Kamaru.

"I thought you would think I was abnormal."

Orochimaru said in surprise.

"I am wise enough to dream that the acceptance scale is much larger than you imagine. After all, I am the man who wants to become the king of paddling."

.....

Another year, a spring, summer, autumn and winter passed by as the villagers of Konoha ate spicy sticks and looked forward to the end of the war and the serialization of "The Legend of the Warring States Period".

The war between Konoha and the Kingdom of Thunder has come to an end. The newspapers have fully reported Konoha's victory, and there are also a few words describing that the war between Iwagakure and Kirigakure seems to be at a fever pitch.

"We're going to form an alliance."

After browsing through the latest Konoha Daily News, Tap Water put down the newspaper.

Cloud Hidden Village can no longer fight, but this time the two guys who ate brain fragments and formed an alliance with Golden Horn Silver Horn will come out to disrupt the situation. Senju Tobirama and the second generation Raikage will die, and my teacher will come back and sit on the position of Hokage. The king then went to the sea to work, no, he went to the ground to take root.

I don't know if the medicine I gave him will work, it's all a test to change the plot.

"Boss, this is this month's turnover."

In the La Tiao shop, I received a wad of money for tap water. I quickly clicked it, checked the bill and confirmed it was correct, then charged it directly into the system. Today is another 648 day.

Likewise, today is another unlucky day for a certain man in the ninja world.

"There should be no problem."

In the empty grassland, a man with circle eyes looked around cautiously, feeling a little calmer in his heart and temporarily relieved. For some reason in the past few years, there would always be an unlucky day every six months or so. Maybe the toilet paper fell next door, or maybe the can was missing. A chair broke, or a chair broke its legs, and insects flew into the mouth while laughing wildly.

These things are very metaphysical, and I can't explain them myself. I can only attribute them to the impermanence of life, and relax my mind. Maybe sometimes I will be overjoyed from the sky.

"Snapped!"

Suddenly he felt a heat on his forehead, and a stream of liquid flowed down his forehead. The man touched it, looked carefully, and smelled it again. It was bird droppings.

Shockingly, I looked up and saw a flock of birds flying over my head, and some indescribable stains were falling like raindrops.

"Damn beast! Earth Explosion Sky Star!"

"Oh, that's good. There are orange fragments in the first wave."

In Konoha, Tap Shui, who was hiding in an inconspicuous corner and drawing cards, looked at the two yellow fragments and continued the great cause of the Tenth Company.

"Congratulations on the synthesis of the fragments into the Ouch battery car design (blue)"

"Congratulations on the synthesis of the fragments into the Ninjutsu Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu (Blue)"

"Congratulations to the fragment synthesis game "Dropping City and Fat House in Suit" (Blue)"

"Congratulations on obtaining the Uzumaki clan physique (purple)"

The physique of the Uzumaki clan?etc?What the hell?Could it be that my white wisdom will turn into red wisdom today?

But a sudden wave of warmth swept over me, and the running water was so comfortable that I forgot to think, and then a series of codes and pictures flooded into my head like crazy.

"Network connection interrupted..."

This sentence kept repeating in my mind, and the tap water unconsciously repeated it over and over again.