Konoha's White Wisdom

"I knew it would be like this."

The first gambling house I have ever been to, the running water trembled and I patted the table secretly with my hands again and again. Your second grandfather is back. Isn't it good for you to happily accompany the old man at home and show your filial piety?

He even dragged me over the wall to throw the dice because he was slipping the bowl with his hands. If you do this, you will be caught by Yongxin and undergo electrotherapy!

"It's comfortable. As expected, when there is a happy occasion, I have to come out and gamble more."

Walking out of the gambling house with another harvest, Tsunade took out 1000 taels for the tap water as usual, and then remembered again about buying a gift for Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Tap water, what do you think we should buy better?"

Tsunade was a little troubled, Sarutobi-sensei didn't seem to be lacking anything.

"Whatever, I suggest you buy something practical, such as Xiang-flavored coffee. A sip will refresh him when he is tired from working."

The running water suggested with some cramped hands.

"Such a vicious idea, why not find some coffee-flavored Xiang."

Tsunade said, suddenly remembering something,

"I heard that there seems to be a new coffee nearby called cat poop coffee. How about we..."

In the end, the two of them did not do such a crazy thing. As the two boys and girls closest to the Will of Fire, they would not feel sorry at all that the remote corner coffee shop happened to close.

Instead, under the guidance of Tong Shui, Tsunade bought a waist pillow. In Jiraiya's words, tie it with a bow and it can relieve the herniation of the lumbar disc to show your intentions.

And coincidentally, when the two were looking for Orochimaru to act together, Orochimaru also planned to look for the two of them, and successfully met them on the street.

The three of them headed to the center of Konoha together.

"Snapped!"

"Sarutobi-sensei, congratulations!."

In Konoha at dusk, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was on his first day on the job, was leaving the office with a somewhat unreal mood. In front of him were colorful fireworks, and his three disciples were all congratulating him.

"Thank you."

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt a little relieved, teacher, he will definitely make Konoha more prosperous.

"Teacher, this is my gift to you."

Tsunade took out a waist pillow with a bow on it.

"If you sit in a chair for a long time, wearing this cushion can prevent waist and back pain."

"Herniated disc."

"Yes, the lumbar disc is herniated."

"Thank you, I have a heart."

Sarutobi Hiruzen took the waist pillow, and the child became sensible, but it was a pity that the teacher...

"Teacher, I cultivated this with my own hands. Putting it in your office should give it a little more life."

Orochimaru took out a small potted plant.

"Okay, hard work."

Sarutobi Hiruzen took the green plant, these disciples had learned it in vain.

"Teacher, this is my gift."

Tap Shui took out a few cards and a book from his pocket and placed them on the waist pillow.

"It's an annual pass for several bathhouses and massage parlors in the village. Working for a long time will lead to sub-health. You need to take more care of it, otherwise you will easily go bald. You should also read more and rest more."

"Well, I like it a lot."

Hiruzen Sarutobi looked at the things brought by the tap and the book with a yellow cover called "The Story Huang He and His Sister-in-Law Have to Tell", and felt very touched. He was indeed the disciple he taught with all his heart!

"Okay, congratulations on your success in impressing the teacher. I'll sign you up for the Chuunin exam tomorrow!"

"Chunin exam? Great!"

Tsunade shouted, today is really full of happy events.

"Teacher, can I take back the gift?"

Cover your head with running water, why do you give a test as a gift?Don’t you know that the most unworthy people in Konoha are the chuunin?He wants to become the king of water paddling, and being a genin is in line with his status.

"The water thrown out by the gift sent out will never be recovered."

Sarutobi Hizan laughed.

Orochimaru remained silent. Whether or not he participated seemed to have no impact on him.

The first night of Konoha's new era fell as Sarutobi Hiruzen and the three of them parted ways at a certain street intersection.

Tap Shui returned home and simply started sorting out the information in his notebook. As for the Chunin Exam, it didn't matter, but it was the best.

Jonin fights over pots and pans, genin fights destroy the world, only genin are the best.

"I came to the conclusion that I can't afford any land at all with all my money."

In the middle of the night, the running water turned off the lights in the room, and I lay down on the bed. The plan was very good, and I gave priority to buying the land outside the village and the fringe areas, but the reality was that all my money was spent on krypton.

However, there is still tap water with equivalent value. Thirty kilograms of chakra metal have been pumped out one after another. If sold, the profit would be hundreds of thousands.

It’s okay to buy a few pieces of land that are not within the village or on the edge of the village.

"Boss, charge one thousand."

Renew the 1000 taels given by Tsunade and prepare a monthly card.

"Congratulations, your recharge amount has exceeded 8888, and you have been awarded the title of 'Level [-] Krypton Warrior'. You will be rewarded with a complete white-level product."

"Congratulations, you have received the reward 'Cola Production Line and Formula' (white). You can also upgrade your title by spending 8888 points to obtain a blue level complete product. I hope you will become stronger and more brilliant!"

"You are a spy sent by the pig farm!"

How familiar 8888 is. Don’t only want 8888. It can make you bald and make your liver hurt, but it can’t make you stronger.

Feeling some pain in my scalp and liver, I simply renewed my tap water card for a month and exited the system.

Although I feel a little cheated for no reason, I feel a little more comfortable now that I have a way to replenish my happy water.

The next morning, after staying up late, I was eating breakfast in a daze, when there was a knock on the door in the living room.

This is a newly moved area. Not many people know about it. Who could it be?

"Orochimaru, it's you. Come in quickly. I just fried two eggs this morning. Let me share one with you."

The tap water welcomes Orochimaru, who is still soft and cute at the moment.

"What are your thoughts on the Chuunin Exams?"

Without being polite, Orochimaru quickly ate the fried egg.

In the past days, Tap Shui knew that Orochimaru, a young shota, couldn't make anything to eat, so he would basically invite him to eat whenever he had time.

Jiraiya and his wife have a very high opinion of this polite and cute taciturn young man who looks handsomer than their own children. Especially since the death of his parents in the war seems to have triggered Qian Yang's maternal brilliance, they also ask Jiraiya to give him some snacks on weekdays. , Tap Water felt that apart from Orochimaru not living in this family, there seemed to be no big difference between Orochimaru and the members of this family in other places.

Especially when there is something good, Qian Yang seems to think of Orochimaru first, so he must be the fourth one.

"Well, to put it simply, the hope is not too high. This test will definitely be the same as the guys who went to the battlefield. Our combat experience must be incomparable, so I can only think of two ways to advance, the knockout system. At the beginning, just use a big move to directly KO the opponent."

Tap water eats the remaining eggs and says,

"How you show off how you play in the exhibition format, as long as you show more ninjutsu, winning or losing doesn't matter."