Konoha's White Wisdom

"Scars are male romance!"

When Tsunade began to carefully observe the toad in the tap water, pointed at the scar on Bunta's eye and started to laugh for the second time, it seemed that she had poked a sore spot in Bunta's body, and she retorted loudly, then released the channeling and returned to Mt. Myoboku.

"Tap water, it seems you are lucky. Those who can speak human language are all high-level psychic beasts."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was a little envious. There were two immortals in the toad's mouth, which showed that the family of this psychic beast was still relatively powerful.

"luck."

Lai Shui smiled faintly, Miaomu Mountain might really be his fate.

But there are too many uncertainties in Gamamaru's words. There are too many definitions of this prophet in the past life, the person who destroyed the harmony of Kaguya's family, the revenge of the natives of the ninja world, the real culprit behind the attempt to rule the ninja world, or simply fighting against alien species. Invade the great clams that protect the world, and the kind things that lead to world peace.

I don't even know what I'm talking about. I only know that he is currently beneficial to me and is in a state of trust in Miao Mushan.

"Then, today's practice ends here and will continue tomorrow."

"Sarutobi-sensei, don't bring that dog with you tomorrow! Otherwise, I'll tell the teacher's wife about your visit to that cafe."

Tsunade reminded when they parted.

"Okay, no, no, no."

Sarutobi Hiruzen broke into a cold sweat, how did he get exposed?His eyes swept over Lai Shui, who was looking at the sky nonchalantly.

This is the bastard!

"Tap water, there are some things you shouldn't say nonsense. Let's talk alone?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen asked with a kind face.

"Sarutobi-sensei, I saw that there seemed to be ants moving around Konoha, so I went to help first."

Applying oil at the foot of running water and running wildly.

"You bastard, if you can't do it, you have to catch him."

Sarutobi Hiruzen was thinking, he seemed to have too many things in his hands, and the first rule of being a teacher was not to be passive.

After running away, the tap water did not go home, but went to the East District. Even if the current construction of the ninja world was purely manual, his simple coke shop should be built.

"Comfortable."

In the afterglow of the red sun, looking at the five words "smart and happy water" on the built all-wood factory building, the tap water makes my whole body feel comfortable.

August is the most intense moment of summer. Even if the windows are wide open at night, the night breeze seems to bring a bit of heat.

"Today is the 380th day since I graduated from Ninja School. I have completed another C-level mission. This is my seventh one. Come on."

The boy with long white hair was recording his tasks in his notebook. He stopped writing with satisfaction and looked at several advertising papers on the wall next to him. They were all advertisements taken by the tap water company. Each wallpaper represented He sells a new type of spicy tiao, and these advertisements make him the little prince of spicy tiao known to the whole village.

Everyone knows me when I walk on the street, and I am a really great friend.

"Tell me, what is it like for the first-ranked anti-car to walk at night?"

Suddenly a code signal came in from outside.

Bei Liuhu felt his blood boiling again. This was the secret signal from his friend. The organization was calling, and he was needed again. He stood up quickly, jumped off the stool, and faced the window excitedly:

"Just because it is difficult for tanks to enter Syria to test their driver's license."

"Comrade! The organization is calling!"

Through the window, running water jumped in, holding Bei Liuhu's hand and saying affectionately.

"I knew the organization would not forget me. I have been waiting for 780 hours and 32 minutes. I also made a few C-level missions as a ninja to pass the time."

Beiliuhu’s tears were rolling,

"Tell me! What is my mission this time."

"This time we will not engage in hot strips. Real artists can control any image. Therefore, we are endorsing a new product this time."

Tap Shui took out a bottle of Coke from his pocket and placed it in front of Biliuhu.

"Happy water is a drink that will be popular in Konoha. Happiness starts from the moment you open the lid!"

For the marketing of Happy Water, Tap Water is not going to make any fancy flyers, this time it will be more exciting.

The Konoha Guard Station at night was even more eerie than usual, and passers-by couldn't help but speed up their pace.

"Captain, thank you for your hard work."

"Captain, see you tomorrow."

The caring guards at the door looked respectfully at the one-armed hero with their paralyzed faces.

"Well, see you tomorrow, you guys did a good job."

Uchiha Mirror nodded with a smile. Today's mission was finally completed, but the relationship between the tribesmen and the village still did not improve.

"Uncle Mirror."

Suddenly, a familiar voice came, and when the Uchiha looked through the mirror, it was a white-haired boy, running water.

"Tap water, why don't you go home so late?"

"Uncle Jing, I want to discuss something with you."

Tap water has a dazzling smile on his face.

The sun rose as usual, and Konoha ushered in a new day.

"what is that?"

"Isn't that the Little Prince of Spicy Tiao? Is there a new Spicy Tiao?"

"Smart and happy water, happiness starts from the moment you open the lid and place a bet."

On the three high-rise buildings next to Konoha's central Hokage office building, three huge pieces of advertising paper were pasted. On the first one, the handsome white-haired familiar boy was holding a bottle of dark brown liquid and twisting the cap. In the second picture, the liquid in the opened glass bottle was bubbling and overflowing. Bei Liuhu was surprised. In the third picture, the lid was opened but no spillage occurred. The little prince smiled happily.

"Smart Happy Water? What is it?"

Konoha is almost the most dazzling place, and almost everyone in the village can see it, so they are naturally curious about what is there.

"laugh!"

"Bad luck!"

"I'm fine, haha."

On the street, two people wearing guard uniforms took the same drink as advertised and opened the lid. The effect seemed to be the same as in the picture. Then they both drank half the bottle in one gulp, with expressions of ecstasy on their faces.

"What are you looking at! Have you never seen drinking happy water? Buy it yourself!"

Arrogant and violent, well, they are definitely real guards, and no one should dare to let them be trusted.

The villagers who were watching the roar concluded that it was impossible for the seller of happy water to make a deal with these demons.

But throughout the morning, the guards patrolling Konoha opened a bottle from time to time, smiling in admiration or in horror, which completely aroused the curiosity of the villagers who had seen the advertisement.

Is this stuff really delicious?Can these Shura people show such expressions?

"Hey, have you heard about it? There seems to be an advertisement for happy water in Chinese restaurants. They sell it there."

"Really? Then let's hurry up."

At noon, it seemed that a sales point finally appeared, and the store that was already busy seemed to be even more prosperous.

But within 10 minutes, the store seemed to have sold out of happy water.

"What does it taste like?"

"It's sweet, a little bit tingling, and it also cools down the body temperature. Oh, I can't explain it. Anyway, I really feel happy after drinking it."

“Everyone, several stores around here have also put up advertisements!”

In the crowd, some people covered their mouths and lowered their heads while shouting.

"Where? I must try this happy water today!"