Konoha's White Wisdom

November [-]th is a day with special significance. There is no festival in the ninja world but there are inexplicably missing many people on the street. It is also the birthday of Tap Water.

On this day that seemed destined to lead a lonely life, Qian Yang did not go to the store, but held a birthday party for Tap Shui at home.

Not many people came to the birthday party this time, including Tsunade, Orochimaru, Hirohu, Matt Dai, Uchiha Yuki and Uchiha Fugaku who seemed to be following him to escape from the tragic homework.

"Tap water, this is my gift."

In the yard in front of the house, Orochimaru handed a small gift box to Shui Shui.

"This is mine, you have to take good care of it."

Tsunade also took out her gift and solemnly handed it to the tap water.

"I have been taken care of in the past few years, and this is my gift."

Beruhu handed a small box to the tap water.

"Tap water, you are the only one who can sweat the sweat of youth with me under the sunset. I also gave you my gift. I hope you can wear it and continue to fight in youth with me!"

Matt Day placed the carefully wrapped gift box on top of the other boxes.

"this is mine."

Uchiha Yuki stacked the gift boxes in Lai Shui's arms.

"Well, I seem to be too late, why don't I sing you a song."

Uchiha Fugaku scratched his head and looked at the tap water with a milky tone, cleared his throat, and the song "Sakura" floated in the yard.

"Thank you all."

After accepting their gifts, the tap water shed tears of emotion. Everyone in the yard also shed tears and looked at Uchiha Fugaku who shut up.

"Well, I also have a song called "Spring in the North Country". Do you want to listen to it?"

Fugaku felt that he sang well, and even felt it, and said to the crowd.

"This is the sound of nature. We mortals are not blessed to listen to it, so forget it."

Tap water declined.

"It's okay, I can sing woo woo again!!"

"I'm sorry, my cousin has been mentally disturbed recently. Please don't pay attention. Just go back and do some homework."

Uchiha Yuki covered Uchiha Fugaku's mouth and looked at the people in the hospital apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay. I understand. Normally, if someone goes out of tune, he needs to take two taels of Ninja Basic Volume every day for a week before the initial effect can be seen and he can shut up."

Running water means understanding,

"I still have a few copies of "Five-Year Forbearance Test and Three-Year Simulation" in my bedroom. You can take them back later and give them to him as supplementary medicine."

"I thanked him on his behalf."

Uchiha Sachi nodded approvingly.

"Everyone, please stop for a moment and get ready to eat cake."

Qianyang poked his head out of the house and greeted the people playing in the yard.

"Cake, it's so good. I'll need more cream later~"

Tsunade cheered.

"Sooner or later, if you love eating butter, you will get fat. Being able to fight and very fat, you are simply a fighting pig."

The tap water came smoothly.

"Huh? Tap water, what are you talking about?"

The air was condensing, and Jia Shui seemed to hear the creaking of his shoulder blades. Looking at Tsunade looking down with a sinister smile, Jia Shui immediately changed his words.

"No, I said you are so thin, no matter how much butter you eat, you will not turn into a fighting pig like the Akimichi clan."

"Hey, please tell me clearly, why are your clothes so wrinkled today?"

Tsunade gently smoothed her wrinkled shoulder blades and happily walked into the room, leaving behind a group of silent boys.

"Come in quickly, tap water. If you don't come, Tsunade will blow out the candles for you."

Qianyang's voice came from the house again.

"You never have a long memory."

Orochimaru shook his head. If he was beaten in this life, his luck would not be very good in the next year.

"Tap water, this Tsunade's aura is so terrifying, my power of youth was almost suppressed."

Matt Dai turned towards the waterway in horror.

"After all, she is Tsunade-sama."

Uchiha Yuki smiled bitterly. As for Uchiha Fugaku, he was thinking about what unit of measurement the twenty-two scrolls were.

"Just get used to it. I'm used to oral pleasure. For the sake of your nose and ribs, it's better not to imitate me."

Laishui gave a friendly reminder and then entered the house with a bunch of gifts, followed by the other people.

"Come on, tap water, and make a wish."

After closing the doors and windows and entering a dark room, Qianyang lit ten candles and spoke to the son who satisfied him in the weak firelight.

"Okay~ Alright!"

I closed my eyes and made another year's wish to become the king of paddling. The tap water quickly blew out the candle in front of me.

"Why don't you turn on the light?"

Tap water looked at the still dark room and asked.

"because"

Tsunade's voice rang in Lai Shui's ears.

"Snapped!"

The indoor lights suddenly turned on.

"Crack!"

As soon as his vision of the tap water returned, Tsunade slapped cake on his face.

"Tsunade!"

"Crack!"

Just as he pulled the cake away and waited for an opportunity to attack, Orochimaru's attacks followed.

However, the most important tap water can see everyone holding a piece of cake before it is taken away by the cake again. Even his own mother is no exception. Maybe his time travel memory is confused. In fact, he was given by them when buying groceries?

After a day of singing and laughing, the relatively successful birthday party continued until dinner. After Tsunade helped Qian Yang wash the dishes intact, everyone dispersed, and Tap Shui returned to his room with the gifts he received.

"Let's see what these guys have given us."

Tap water opened the gift boxes one by one.

Uchiha Yuki is an Uchiha shuriken throwing skill; Matt Dai, without any surprise, a pure green jumpsuit without a hood; Orochimaru, a soil escape and Iwagakure jutsu can be regarded as escaping or traveling secretly Practical Ninjutsu.

And Tsunade...

"Why this again!"

Tap Shui opened the gift box, and lying inside was a crystal necklace. It was something that Tap Shui was very familiar with, a death necklace that had killed him once.

"Can't you give him to your enemy? Why don't you just give him to your creditor when you hide from debts in the future?"

Lai Shui locked the necklace in the cabinet with his backhand, changed into his pajamas and lay down on the bed. He began to think about his cooperation with the Senju clan. A few days ago, he had asked Dazna to hand over the structure diagram of the board game arena to him. The craftsman in the village continued. He was sent to the cooperation area to carry out innovative designs in accordance with the requirements of the tap water. As agreed, a first draft will be available in a week. I don’t know if he can handle it. After all, he can’t even do Double Ten at the moment. No, even though he claims to be the most powerful craftsman in his country.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host. Successfully owning the system for ten years triggers the hidden benefit tenth anniversary card draw UP event. The probability of the next complete orange product being drawn increases to 10% until the complete orange product is drawn."