Konoha's White Wisdom

"What do you want to drink? We still have a long time, so we can choose something to eat."

In the drink shop on the fifth floor, Tap Water handed Tsunade the fairly extensive drink list on the table.

"Cappuccino, um, and a side of tiramisu."

Tsunade curiously looked at the many lists she had never seen before and chose two that looked good.

"Then give this lady a cappuccino and tiramisu, and give me a blueberry-flavored bubble tea and apple pie."

Tap Water returned the order to the waiter and watched her go away.

"It's really disgusting."

Tsunade looked at the tap water with an expression of disgust.

"I just think her clothes are a bit asymmetrical. After careful inspection, the left side is three millimeters lower than the right side."

The tap water turned back and said seriously.

"There are so many excuses. You are a pervert at a young age. Sooner or later you will become like Sarutobi-sensei."

Tsunade choked, clearly staring at the butt of the waiter dressed as a maid.

"Sarutobi-sensei is actually not bad. He married a beautiful wife like his master's wife and gave birth to a lively child. He is very strong and still does the most respected job. Most importantly, he has a wise white-haired disciple and two more The guy who recharges his money is a winner in life no matter how you look at it.”

Tapwater concluded.

"You know that's not what I'm talking about, and when are you going to get a face?"

Tsunade looked at the water channel with an envious look.

"When did I lose my shame? It's just that my skin is too thin. It gets blown by the wind every morning when I go out. It can only grow back when I go home and sleep every night."

Tap water explained.

"Never seen such a brazen person."

"They say I'm thin-skinned."

"You two, what you ordered has arrived."

While the two were chatting, the waiter took the plates and put their things on the table.

"Are you two a couple? Our store has also launched couple cups. Are you interested in buying a pair?"

The waiter looked at the two and asked with a smile.

"Little sister, we are only 11 years old. Even if we fall in love early, it is too early. Little sister, it is really a terrible idea."

Tap Water looked at the waiter's face,

"But if I were born two or three years earlier, I wouldn't mind trying puppy love with my little sister."

"My little brother is really interesting. It's a pity that my sister has a boyfriend. He is the chuunin of our village. Okay, there are a lot of customers. I'll leave first, sister. If you are slow, you will be fined by the store manager."

The waiter moved away from the two of them while carrying the plate, and suddenly turned his head halfway.

"By the way, I almost forgot to mention that cappuccino means secret love, and tiramisu also means taking me away."

"what?!"

Tsunade Nana looked at what she had ordered casually, then at the tap water who seemed to be concentrating on tasting the apple pie, and then at the waiter who winked at her and lowered her head as her face gradually turned rosy.

After taking a sip of tiramisu and looking at the love milk flowers hanging in the coffee cup, Tsunade felt that her face was now ready to boil water.

"As for that? You don't know the meaning."

The running water sucked up a pearl and chewed it,

"Furthermore, according to the last examination I took the No. 81 bus to Hu Yidao at Kyoto No. 2, I have [-]D vertigo. You can rest assured."

"What 2D?"

Tsunade lowered her head and looked at Naihua and asked softly.

"To put it more informally, it's called Paper Man."

I ate my pie while boiling water and squinted my eyes as I inspected the waiters coming and going in the surrounding shops. These 3D figures are true love. Well, no, I am doing a routine inspection here as the largest shareholder with 60% of the shares.

"Paper man, paper man, huh? Paper man! Ah, tap water you idiot!"

Tsunade raised her head with extreme anger on her red face, and punched Tap Shui in the face, who was still looking around. There was a sound of her neck breaking.

Running water, died at the age of ten.

"Dead? Tap water, don't scare me."

Tsunade looked at the tap water twisting its neck abnormally, with eyes like dead fish eyes, and said in shock, and hurried over to check.

"Actually, I think I can still be saved."

Tap water blinked and turned his neck back before Tsunade touched it.

This woman is so terrifying. If anyone can withstand her beating her chest with her little fists, I can give her all my wealth.

"Don't make such a joke!"

Tsunade checked to make sure everything was fine and sat back, stirring up the milk in the coffee and taking a sip.

"Yes, yes~"

Tap water touched her neck and took a sip of milk tea. The feeling of dying again was not very pleasant, but at least now this tablet girl could calmly sit across from her and drink some afternoon tea.

"Waiter, check out."

After almost eating and drinking, the tap water called the waiter to settle the bill. Even if you give yourself money, you still have to give it. Life requires a sense of ritual.

"It feels pretty good here. Hokage Rock is like looking out from the village. This is a bird's eye view directly above the village."

Tsunade is quite satisfied with the environment on the fifth floor, but the maid costumes are very annoying, especially the clothes that highlight a certain part. Damn it, I will definitely be able to surpass them in the future, I will!

"How's your brother doing lately?"

Lai Shui suddenly remembered that the Thousand-Armed Rope Tree was supposed to be full moon.

"Stop talking, he's just a troublesome little guy."

Tsunade felt helpless thinking about the troublesome little guy who cried every night and set off bombs from time to time. She had not slept well recently.

"Remember, there will be plenty of time for him to repay it in the future anyway."

Although not, as a man who does not have Uchiha blood, Tap Water feels that his younger brother is used to keep him strong, and then he will be taught (whipped) and beaten with love before he reaches adulthood to cultivate him into a moral, intellectual, physical and beautiful person. The all-round development of villagers in the new era is a very fun development game.

"Although he is troublesome, he is also my biological brother. I want to train him to be an excellent ninja."

Tsunade looked forward to it, although the little guy was troublesome, he was also a cute guy.

"Actually, I think being like your father is a pretty good choice."

Running water, but I remember that the rope tree seemed to die tragically.

"impossible."

Tsunade shook her head in denial with some helplessness.

"My father's ability to become a ninja is mainly due to the fact that my grandfather and second grandfather were still able to bear it at the time. There were other outstanding combatants in his generation, but in our generation, the second grandfather almost lived in seclusion. The clan members of my father's generation were defeated in the last war. There are a lot of people, Qianju needs fresh blood and fresh fighting power, and the Divine Tree actually has no choice."

"So, the big family is really troublesome."

For the first time, Laishui Futou believed in the word destiny.

"It's okay, but as grandpa's grandson, he might be able to inherit his grandpa's powerful Wood Release and become a new generation of ninja god."

Tsunade is full of expectations for her brother's future.