Konoha's White Wisdom
Chapter 8 Tsunade’s IQ Tax
"Who is it! Stay up late at night and watch out for the security team's rounds!"
A roar lit up the whole street, the grumpy old man roared online, and footsteps could be heard in the house.
"Ugh, there's nothing we can do."
The toad on Tong Shui's chest looked disgusted and burrowed into Tong Shui's open mouth.
"woooo~"
The toad was not small, but it entered the tap water's throat three times. The tap water's stomach was churning and saliva came out.
"Tap water!"
When everything was over, the tap water room was kicked open, and Jirayou and Qian Yang rushed in.
"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you?"
Qian Yang anxiously hugged the absent-minded Jia Lai Shui, while Jirai Yu also looked panicked.
"I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I was eating ramen."
Jia Laishui suppressed his nausea and turned to Qianyang with a pale face.
"You kid, don't think blindly, you were born to your mother."
Qianyou hugged Jiraiya tightly and comforted him, and he and Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah."
Tap water nodded and left the embrace of Qianyang,
"You two go back to sleep, I'm fine."
"We'll go back when you fall asleep."
Qianyang said softly.
"Then I'll go to the bathroom first."
He got out of bed and walked quickly to the toilet, swallowing the toad alive, which was an unbearable weight in his life.
"Wow!"
As soon as I locked the toilet door, the tap water pipe started to throb, my mouth opened wide, and a toad jumped out.
mouth area~
Is this what a serious toad should do, to spit out the fragrance and put it in his mouth?
"Is it you who took away the psychic contract?"
asked the toad on the water tank, looking at the tap water.
"Take it away! You haven't seen me before, or you'll fry the frog."
A scroll taller than a person fell out of the air, Jia Laishui said with red eyes.
"I'm not here to take it away, I'm just here to deliver a message."
The toad looked at the waterway,
"Big Toad Sage, let me tell you that you are very important to the future of the ninja world. No matter how you change inside, the path of ninja is your destiny. Stubborn resistance will only make the ninja world and you lose the future. If you want to Tong, just sign your name on the scroll and he will interview you."
"What a bullshit future, I am a Konoha villager, a water paddle monster who will not become a ninja!"
He retorted by rinsing his mouth with tap water, but the toad had disappeared above the water tank.
"unlucky."
Tap water kicked the psychic scroll, put it away and left the toilet.
The night ends and a new day dawns.
Jilai and his wife went out early in the morning to buy ingredients. Jilai didn't wake up until noon because of what happened last night.
I was too lazy to go to the store, so I made a simple meal at home, took the tap water with my clothes and continued to squat. According to the law of conservation of European air, the chance of a rich woman climbing over the wall today may be increased.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes~"
Sitting alone in a deep alley playing four decks of cards, the running water hums music from time to time and looks up at the top of the wall. Today is another day full of hope.
The winter sun shines warmly, and the tap water leans against the wall and squints to absorb the energy of the sun. I once heard a wise man say that there is no central air conditioner in the world. If there is too much sun, it will become a central air conditioner.
"Today, we must avenge our shame!"
A crisp sound came from high up, and Lai Shui's energy instantly concentrated. He looked at the wall, and a familiar golden color emerged.
"Eh? Why is it this white-haired monster again!"
Tsunade leaned out of the wall and was secretly happy to see the unmoved bricks below, but she felt unhappy when she saw the white-haired boy who had brought her bad luck.
However, you have to go out quickly, and don't let a piece of mouse droppings prevent you from fighting for something important!
Skillfully climbing over the wall, Tsunade accurately landed on the bricks, jumped again, and landed smoothly.
"Don't block the way, get out of my way."
Tsunade urged, looking at the tap water blocking the road.
"I think you have bad luck with gambling today, so I don't recommend going to a gambling parlor."
The running water quickly unsealed the four decks of cards, removed the big and small kings, and shuffled them.
"If you don't believe it, we can give it a try."
Tap Shui placed a thousand-tael silver note on the table and pointed to the bench opposite.
"Tch, come on!"
It's okay to order some appetizers before the actual battle. It depends on how you defeat this white-haired monster.
After a fierce battle and a half-hour game, the small folding table withstood the unbearable force of life. With Tsunade's violent slap, it directly cracked.
"Why is it like this?! Why! You must be the one bringing bad luck!"
Tsunade's fighting funds were gone, and all the 2 taels she finally got went into the hands of Tong Shui.
"Be careful if you are heard."
The tap water doesn't bother me at all about the small table, which is just five taels of stuff.
"Are you out of luck?"
Tsunade looked at the wall and lowered her voice.
"You are insulting me, the gambling monster of Konoha. Do I need to pay a thousand to play with you? This is technology."
The tap water shakes a stack of banknotes, slowly smelling of copper, so fragrant.
"I don't accept it! Let's play dice again!"
Tsunade said angrily, the face of this white-haired monster is so disgusting!
"You have no funds."
Tap water reminded.
"Hmph, I'll take this and give you 2 taels of silver."
Tsunade took a pendant from her neck and shook it.
"no!"
I firmly deny it. Can Tsunade's pendant be taken?He is a man who wants to die in vain.
"As long as I say yes! Hurry up, or I'll beat you up!"
Tsunade grabbed the lapel of the tap water again.
"No one will want you after you become so violent!"
The running water complained.
"..."
Awei's [-]th posture is followed by the splitting muscle and bone hand, then the Shenglong fist, and then the skin hand, Apokolie.
"Stop, okay, okay!"
There is no reason for a violent woman. After 24 years of running water, she finally realized it firsthand and surrendered with her left cheek covered.
"It'd be better if it didn't happen sooner."
Tsunade let go of the running water and clapped her hands.
"Ugh, you go first and I go first."
Tap asked as he took out his tools.
"I'll come first."
Tsunade took the cup, put the three dice into the cup, shook it wildly, and placed it on the ground after making sure it was almost done.
"666? 666! Let's see how you can beat me!"
Tsunade looked at the dice on the ground with joy and couldn't help laughing wildly.
"I set it!"
Tap water is confused, how could this happen?
"hurry up!"
Tsunade urged frantically.
"Here we come, why bother?"
The tap water took a breath, shook it quickly, and then smashed it to the ground.
"Open! Open! Open!"
"666 one by one!"
Smash it, Varudo!
Time stood still, Tsunade was frozen, the winter wind was biting, and her heart felt cold.
"What a magical operation, I really didn't cheat."
Jia Laishui watched the three dice break to the ground at the same time in disbelief, his expression unchanged.
"Take it."
Tsunade mechanically pushed the pendant into the tap water and swung towards the high wall.
"Hey, violent golden retriever, take it."
Lai Shui patted Tsunade on the shoulder and handed the pendant and 8000 taels to Tsunade.
"What do you mean?"
Tsunade frowned.
"This business is not just about luck, it's about skill."
Running water speaks for sure,
"Take it as a lesson for you today. I will only accept [-]% of your kindness. In addition, if you want to become as powerful as me, I can teach you for a fee. When you become a teacher, you can do it in Konoha's gambling house." Walk sideways, think about it?”
"Can you really teach me?"
Tsunade questioned.
"That confused look in your eyes is not enough. Have you ever seen anyone win blackjack?"
Waterway.
"Okay! I'll learn from you! How much does it cost?"
Tsunade agreed, and when she could get 21 points, she was going to bloodbath the entire Konoha gambling house!
"Then the fee will be [-]% of the amount you lose during each teaching session. The more you lose, the higher the tuition will be."
waterway,
"So this is also the time to test your IQ. I gave this fee a vivid name, IQ tax."
"Deal! You take this pendant first, and when I leave, I will win it back!"
Tsunade boarded the brick mover with [-]. She was a little tired today, so she would make up her mind and learn again tomorrow.
"Hey, can you change something?"
"cannot!"
A roar lit up the whole street, the grumpy old man roared online, and footsteps could be heard in the house.
"Ugh, there's nothing we can do."
The toad on Tong Shui's chest looked disgusted and burrowed into Tong Shui's open mouth.
"woooo~"
The toad was not small, but it entered the tap water's throat three times. The tap water's stomach was churning and saliva came out.
"Tap water!"
When everything was over, the tap water room was kicked open, and Jirayou and Qian Yang rushed in.
"Jiraiya, what's wrong with you?"
Qian Yang anxiously hugged the absent-minded Jia Lai Shui, while Jirai Yu also looked panicked.
"I had a nightmare. I dreamed that I was eating ramen."
Jia Laishui suppressed his nausea and turned to Qianyang with a pale face.
"You kid, don't think blindly, you were born to your mother."
Qianyou hugged Jiraiya tightly and comforted him, and he and Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah."
Tap water nodded and left the embrace of Qianyang,
"You two go back to sleep, I'm fine."
"We'll go back when you fall asleep."
Qianyang said softly.
"Then I'll go to the bathroom first."
He got out of bed and walked quickly to the toilet, swallowing the toad alive, which was an unbearable weight in his life.
"Wow!"
As soon as I locked the toilet door, the tap water pipe started to throb, my mouth opened wide, and a toad jumped out.
mouth area~
Is this what a serious toad should do, to spit out the fragrance and put it in his mouth?
"Is it you who took away the psychic contract?"
asked the toad on the water tank, looking at the tap water.
"Take it away! You haven't seen me before, or you'll fry the frog."
A scroll taller than a person fell out of the air, Jia Laishui said with red eyes.
"I'm not here to take it away, I'm just here to deliver a message."
The toad looked at the waterway,
"Big Toad Sage, let me tell you that you are very important to the future of the ninja world. No matter how you change inside, the path of ninja is your destiny. Stubborn resistance will only make the ninja world and you lose the future. If you want to Tong, just sign your name on the scroll and he will interview you."
"What a bullshit future, I am a Konoha villager, a water paddle monster who will not become a ninja!"
He retorted by rinsing his mouth with tap water, but the toad had disappeared above the water tank.
"unlucky."
Tap water kicked the psychic scroll, put it away and left the toilet.
The night ends and a new day dawns.
Jilai and his wife went out early in the morning to buy ingredients. Jilai didn't wake up until noon because of what happened last night.
I was too lazy to go to the store, so I made a simple meal at home, took the tap water with my clothes and continued to squat. According to the law of conservation of European air, the chance of a rich woman climbing over the wall today may be increased.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes~"
Sitting alone in a deep alley playing four decks of cards, the running water hums music from time to time and looks up at the top of the wall. Today is another day full of hope.
The winter sun shines warmly, and the tap water leans against the wall and squints to absorb the energy of the sun. I once heard a wise man say that there is no central air conditioner in the world. If there is too much sun, it will become a central air conditioner.
"Today, we must avenge our shame!"
A crisp sound came from high up, and Lai Shui's energy instantly concentrated. He looked at the wall, and a familiar golden color emerged.
"Eh? Why is it this white-haired monster again!"
Tsunade leaned out of the wall and was secretly happy to see the unmoved bricks below, but she felt unhappy when she saw the white-haired boy who had brought her bad luck.
However, you have to go out quickly, and don't let a piece of mouse droppings prevent you from fighting for something important!
Skillfully climbing over the wall, Tsunade accurately landed on the bricks, jumped again, and landed smoothly.
"Don't block the way, get out of my way."
Tsunade urged, looking at the tap water blocking the road.
"I think you have bad luck with gambling today, so I don't recommend going to a gambling parlor."
The running water quickly unsealed the four decks of cards, removed the big and small kings, and shuffled them.
"If you don't believe it, we can give it a try."
Tap Shui placed a thousand-tael silver note on the table and pointed to the bench opposite.
"Tch, come on!"
It's okay to order some appetizers before the actual battle. It depends on how you defeat this white-haired monster.
After a fierce battle and a half-hour game, the small folding table withstood the unbearable force of life. With Tsunade's violent slap, it directly cracked.
"Why is it like this?! Why! You must be the one bringing bad luck!"
Tsunade's fighting funds were gone, and all the 2 taels she finally got went into the hands of Tong Shui.
"Be careful if you are heard."
The tap water doesn't bother me at all about the small table, which is just five taels of stuff.
"Are you out of luck?"
Tsunade looked at the wall and lowered her voice.
"You are insulting me, the gambling monster of Konoha. Do I need to pay a thousand to play with you? This is technology."
The tap water shakes a stack of banknotes, slowly smelling of copper, so fragrant.
"I don't accept it! Let's play dice again!"
Tsunade said angrily, the face of this white-haired monster is so disgusting!
"You have no funds."
Tap water reminded.
"Hmph, I'll take this and give you 2 taels of silver."
Tsunade took a pendant from her neck and shook it.
"no!"
I firmly deny it. Can Tsunade's pendant be taken?He is a man who wants to die in vain.
"As long as I say yes! Hurry up, or I'll beat you up!"
Tsunade grabbed the lapel of the tap water again.
"No one will want you after you become so violent!"
The running water complained.
"..."
Awei's [-]th posture is followed by the splitting muscle and bone hand, then the Shenglong fist, and then the skin hand, Apokolie.
"Stop, okay, okay!"
There is no reason for a violent woman. After 24 years of running water, she finally realized it firsthand and surrendered with her left cheek covered.
"It'd be better if it didn't happen sooner."
Tsunade let go of the running water and clapped her hands.
"Ugh, you go first and I go first."
Tap asked as he took out his tools.
"I'll come first."
Tsunade took the cup, put the three dice into the cup, shook it wildly, and placed it on the ground after making sure it was almost done.
"666? 666! Let's see how you can beat me!"
Tsunade looked at the dice on the ground with joy and couldn't help laughing wildly.
"I set it!"
Tap water is confused, how could this happen?
"hurry up!"
Tsunade urged frantically.
"Here we come, why bother?"
The tap water took a breath, shook it quickly, and then smashed it to the ground.
"Open! Open! Open!"
"666 one by one!"
Smash it, Varudo!
Time stood still, Tsunade was frozen, the winter wind was biting, and her heart felt cold.
"What a magical operation, I really didn't cheat."
Jia Laishui watched the three dice break to the ground at the same time in disbelief, his expression unchanged.
"Take it."
Tsunade mechanically pushed the pendant into the tap water and swung towards the high wall.
"Hey, violent golden retriever, take it."
Lai Shui patted Tsunade on the shoulder and handed the pendant and 8000 taels to Tsunade.
"What do you mean?"
Tsunade frowned.
"This business is not just about luck, it's about skill."
Running water speaks for sure,
"Take it as a lesson for you today. I will only accept [-]% of your kindness. In addition, if you want to become as powerful as me, I can teach you for a fee. When you become a teacher, you can do it in Konoha's gambling house." Walk sideways, think about it?”
"Can you really teach me?"
Tsunade questioned.
"That confused look in your eyes is not enough. Have you ever seen anyone win blackjack?"
Waterway.
"Okay! I'll learn from you! How much does it cost?"
Tsunade agreed, and when she could get 21 points, she was going to bloodbath the entire Konoha gambling house!
"Then the fee will be [-]% of the amount you lose during each teaching session. The more you lose, the higher the tuition will be."
waterway,
"So this is also the time to test your IQ. I gave this fee a vivid name, IQ tax."
"Deal! You take this pendant first, and when I leave, I will win it back!"
Tsunade boarded the brick mover with [-]. She was a little tired today, so she would make up her mind and learn again tomorrow.
"Hey, can you change something?"
"cannot!"
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