Super Meow in Marvel

My name is Pete, and I'm a great S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.Although my level is not high, only level [-], and I am not good at fighting, the career I have devoted myself to is glorious, and this job makes me satisfied and happy.

Recently, my job was to monitor a target.Miraculously, the target this time was actually an orange cat.Or an orange cat with super powers.

Although it is unclear where the target's ability comes from, whether it is a genetic mutation, scientific experiment, or being bitten by a spider (?), it is certain that the target's danger level is very high.

Therefore, it is not suitable to capture hastily before investigating whether the target can communicate, whether its temperament is gentle, and its attitude towards humans.That’s why my job is so important. Sufficient information is the cornerstone of follow-up actions.

In addition, orange cat is actually a general term for cats with orange fur.In fact, this is only distinguished by the color of the hair. In terms of species, Chinese garden cats, Persian cats, Maine Coon cats, etc. may all have this color.

Through observation, the target has a dark pattern similar to an M on his head, so his breed is actually a tabby cat.

Of course, the above knowledge is obtained from experts. If you want to plan well, experts are indispensable.

Next, I would like to introduce my partner, the blonde Mary.

Mary is one level below me, a level five agent.She has beautiful appearance, slim figure, gentle personality, and can cook. She perfectly meets my criteria for choosing a mate!

Ahem, let me emphasize that I am not a pervert, this is just my normal reaction as a single adult man when he meets the woman he likes.Although my range of preferences is quite broad.

Let's turn the topic back to work. Today is the second day of monitoring the target.

After installing surveillance yesterday, we suspected that the target would move out at night.As expected, the target left home in the middle of the night.

According to the action plan, we launched the drone with night vision function, which was controlled by Mary at home.As an emergency response team, I drove and followed from a distance.

At the same time, we set up some experiments to collect target information.

First, it was a literacy test. We arranged to display two minibuses, one was a pure white ordinary minibus, and the other had a conspicuous "Wild Cats and Wild Dogs Capture Pets for Adoption" printed on them.Two vehicles drove past the target in succession to see if the target responded.

After testing, when the minibus with words on it appeared, the target stopped and subconsciously hid his figure.It can be seen that the target has certain literacy skills.At least, know that this is text, not graffiti.

Later, when the target was returning, we conducted a feeding test.Some cat food is placed on each of the target's possible return routes.Of course, considering that wild cats and dogs may accidentally eat them, we added birth control pills.

The target discovered the cat food and looked at it, but did not eat it for unknown reasons.I thought that orange cats would be greedy, so several customized capture plans were scrapped.

Through this night's surveillance and analysis of the target's route, we found that its purpose was clear.After the target left home, he went straight to a large supermarket. After walking around the supermarket, he returned to his residence along the same route. The purpose of going to the supermarket was unknown.

Therefore, through one night of observation, it can be initially determined that the target has a higher IQ.The next step is to conduct further IQ tests on the target.

So today, in addition to regular viewing and monitoring, we discussed new action plans for a long time.

Anyone who has ever raised a cat knows that their individual differences are huge, some are smart and some are stupid.Smart cats have strong learning abilities. Some can turn doorknobs, and some can turn faucets on and off to drink water.The stupid cat, on the other hand, flushed its head with the faucet and then licked the water in the pool.

We also consulted some experts and scholars, but with little success.

Animal experts prefer to use orangutans and ravens for experiments because their individual IQs do not vary as much as cats.

Such as tool testing.An opaque cylinder is placed horizontally, and food is placed at the bottom of the cylinder to guide the animals into the cylinder to find the food.Then, it was replaced with a transparent cylinder of the same shape. Orangutans and ravens could find the entrance smoothly, while animals with lower IQs lingered near the food at the bottom.

Another example is the mirror test. Dolphins and orangutans know that it is themselves in the mirror, but raven, which is good at using tools, does not.

Some scientists who study cats prefer to study big cats: tigers, lions, leopards, because their individual differences are not that great.

In addition to individual differences, cats have another very important difference that hinders the conduct of various experiments.

That is: Cats are too lazy to pay attention to the poop shoveler.

You know, cats are famous for having their own way of doing things.They are animals that act alone, and if you let them get angry, I won't listen. I just won't listen.

So, the final result of our discussion was that we could use the box for testing.

Many people know that cats like to crawl into boxes.

Cats in the wild can crawl into tree holes and other places when they encounter danger, but at home, the box is what gives them a sense of security.Scientific research shows that cats with boxes at home have significantly lower stress levels than cats without boxes.At the same time, when cats encounter problems, they usually choose to escape. Escape is shameful but useful, and the box becomes their haven to escape reality.Finally, it has a good thermal insulation effect after getting into the box. Cats like a warm environment, which is why many cats like to be next to your computer.

Therefore, our plan is to find a few cardboard boxes of different sizes and see if the target can get into them.

Moreover, during the discussion of this plan, I made a constructive suggestion on whether to put something in the box as bait. This suggestion was affirmed by everyone.

It is very likely that we will need to capture targets in the future. If we do not understand the target's preferences, not only will the task fail, but we may also alert the enemy.

If the target goes straight to the box with the bait, it will be very easy to catch it in the future; if it turns a blind eye to the bait, then it is estimated that the target is much more wary than an ordinary cat, and is suspected of having a high IQ, making it difficult to capture.

Orange cats who don’t eat randomly are rarer than children who don’t like sweets.

Well, since it was a bait, according to the report of the small warehouse murder incident, the target took most of the money, so he may be greedy for money.Therefore, the variety of baits was increased by money, and it was also necessary to have money of different denominations and thicknesses, and to mix it with foreign money and obviously counterfeit money.

Don't think it's outrageous. After all, there is a famous saying that since the opponent has gone beyond common sense, then you must also go beyond common sense to deal with him.

Who said this?Oh, that's what I said.hey-hey!

So, Mary and I tried to invite Target’s shit-sweepers to have a party and barbecue party on the weekend!Find opportunities to test it out at gatherings.After they agreed to participate, we also invited several other neighbors to perform a full set.

Alas, eating and drinking with public funds, plus drinking with public funds, as an agent, there are not many opportunities to fish like this.I'm a genius for coming up with such a good plan.

In the evening, after eating dinner cooked by Mary, we took turns to rest for a while.There's no other way. It's best not to leave the monitor alone. The target may be active at night, so I'll catch up on some sleep when I can.

Fortunately, although this kind of surveillance work is tiring, it is low-risk, and it is good to have time to enhance feelings and deepen understanding with female colleagues.

Along with my random thoughts, I slowly fell asleep.

Ah, another spring dream.