Super Meow in Marvel

The owner of the Daily Bugle is Jonah Jameson, or JJJ for short.

His motto is: No one can be a hero all the time, there must be a dark side in their lives!

People commented on him: No one can stop Jonah Jameson's broken mouth, even if you are the most vicious villain in New York City!

On the roof, Dio put away his laptop.Judging from the information on the Internet, JJJ is the kind of person who believes that human nature is inherently evil.After he became the owner of a newspaper, he became a fighter among black men, a black politician, a black criminal, and a black superhero.

So the question is, is Dior afraid of the dark?

JJJ is not afraid of death, what is he afraid of!Besides, don’t you humans know how to tolerate small animals?

Turning his eyes to the newspaper in his hand, the courage that Dio had just gained quickly dissipated.

Look at these headlines: Should a playboy who saves the world be a role model? Is it advisable to cause wanton destruction by saving people? Can heroes be naked? Where do aliens come from? What is the government hiding? Who controls heroes?

How dare you say it!This is a hack of Iron Man, the Hulk, the US government, and S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, if praise can be published in the Daily Bugle, Dior will definitely become a blockbuster.

……

Dio went to the S.H.I.E.L.D. branch in Times Square and found Chris Evans.

"Hey Chris, I need your help with something, do you have time?"

Chris looked apologetic: "I still have a lot of work."

Dio Xin said, is SHIELD's affairs more important or mine?Besides, it doesn’t matter whether you’re working for Nick or Hydra.

"Tell me, if I suddenly make a big fuss here, what punishment will you receive?" Dio threatened.

Chris sweated on his forehead.This is just like a Taobao buyer forcing a negative review, and the seller has no choice but to cry.

Ten minutes later, Chris entered the gate of the Daily Bugle carrying a backpack.

"Hello, sir. Who are you looking for?"

Chris handsomely took out his ID and said, "Homeland Security and Defense Administration. I need to see your boss if I need anything. Is he here?"

"He's upstairs." The front desk hurriedly asked someone to come over and lead the way.

At this time, Dio's voice came from Chris' earphones: "Although I can't remember the full name of S.H.I.E.L.D., my memory is quite long. You must be wrong."

A hint of embarrassment appeared on Chris's face, but he quickly covered it up.

"Dang Dang!" There was a knock on the door.

"Please come in."

"I'm from SHIELD and I have something to talk to you about." Chris introduced himself first.

"Please take a seat. Jonah Jameson, owner of the Daily Bugle. What would you like to drink? Coffee, water?"

"Water, thank you."

Before coming, Chris asked Dior about his plan. He suggested that Dior hide it in his bag first and let him test JJJ's attitude.

"But, I refuse." Dio answered him.Obviously Chris doesn’t understand this joke either, and there’s no one to pick up the joke and we can’t talk together.

So, Chris sat down and opened his backpack, and Dio flew out.

"You can call me Cat. Superheroes all have code names. Tony Stark's code name is Iron Man, and mine is Cat."

After a brief moment of surprise, JJJ asked: "What do you want from me? By the way, do you mind if I smoke?"

After signaling that he could light up his cigarette, Dior sat on the sofa and said, "I hope the Daily Bugle can give me an exclusive interview. Superheroes are hot right now, which will definitely help newspaper sales."

JJJ took a puff of cigarette and thought for a moment.

"The interview is not the issue. The issue is who decides the content of the interview."

Dio asked: "What do you think?"

"I hope to maintain the consistent style of the Daily Bugle. Our readers like to question authority and like to doubt the darkness behind human nature. If I write an article that is obviously a compliment, my credibility will be too low."

Dior also expressed his opinion: "After the report is edited, it needs to be reviewed by me. Some topics may involve government secrets, and I need to ensure that they will not be leaked."

JJJ held a cigarette in his mouth and stretched out his right hand.

"Pleasant to work with."

More than ten minutes later, the interview officially began in a small conference room of the Daily Bugle.

Sitting on the sofa on one side of the conference room is our protagonist Dior; on the other side of the sofa are two people, one of whom is JJJ. He plans to conduct this exclusive interview in person. The person next to him is a person who records the conversation. Tool man.

The tool man took out the recorder and placed it on the table in the middle of the room.

"We will record this interview, do you have any objections?"

Dio nodded in agreement.No matter how fast you type, you may miss information from the conversation and remember the wrong words.So the conversation will be recorded for backup.

……

Early the next morning, the Daily Bugle published an interview with Dior.For a time, the newspaper sold like crazy.

Reporter: You call yourself Mr. Cat. People know very little about you. Can you introduce yourself?

Master Cat: I also know that everyone is curious.But in order to live a peaceful life without being disturbed, I can only reveal that most of my abilities come from magic.

Reporter: There are reports that you are very greedy. What do you think of this?

Master Cat: I am an orange cat.Most orange cats have chronic hunger due to their survival instinct.I am no exception, so those who are careful can find that I am also quite fat (laughs).

Reporter: Is magic real?

Lord Cat pondered for a moment and explained: In the Middle Ages, chemical reactions might have been considered magic.Many years ago, quantum mechanics had not yet been unveiled.So I think we can put it another way. Some areas of science that are far beyond our understanding and that we have yet to explore are called magic by some people.

Reporter: Can you give an example?

Master Cat: The shortest distance between the two ends of a piece of paper is a straight line, but when we fold the paper, they will be next to each other, and the distance will be zero.This is the wormhole theory, and scientists hope to use it to achieve space navigation.In fact, the mage can use this theory to teleport anywhere within the earth.If they wanted to, they could teleport you here and dump you in some other country.

Reporter: Can you introduce other heroes to us?We only recognized Iron Man.

Master Cat: No, I cannot disclose any information without the consent of others.

Reporter: That's such a shame.Can you tell us the story of this alien attack?

Lord Cat: Sorry, this is a confidential matter.

Reporter: How many alien lives are there in the universe? Is the earth still dangerous?

Master Cat: Just like the earth has people of all kinds, so does the universe.Some races love peace, and some love war.

Reporter: Is the technology of the universe much more advanced than that of the earth?

Master Cat: Interstellar travel is the foundation, and the development directions are different based on this, so it is difficult to compare.For example, there is a race that has developed interstellar communication and can control unmanned aerial vehicles for ultra-long-distance operations.For example, on some planets, their aircraft can be connected to connect the aircraft's individual energy shields together.

Reporter: Are there any universal laws in the universe, similar to animal protection laws?

Lord Cat: Not as far as I know.Some planets are still in the early stages of development and are occupied by powerful beings and become private planets.

The above is the entire content of this interview.