Super Meow in Marvel

Since acquiring the Wooden Fist, Dio has had two new tasks every day, practicing pronunciation and lung capacity.

"Thesixthsicksheik'sssixthsheep'ssick." (American tongue twister)

"Uh, samalamaadumalamaayouassumingI'mahuman..." (rapgod lyrics)

By the way, "木大" is Japanese, why do you need to practice English?

Because Dior can speak English, but not Japanese.Anyway, it’s all about practicing tongue flexibility, so it should be about the same.

In this way, time quickly came to Christmas.

Christmas is as important to Americans as Spring Festival is to Chinese. It is the most important festival of the year.

On this day, every household is decorated with Christmas trees, and there are busy people buying gifts for their families.

However, Dior was more concerned about delicious food at this time.

A must-have at Christmas is a roasted turkey.It is said that a long time ago, when material was poor, there were only turkeys on the mountains. People could only catch them and eat them during festivals, and it gradually became a custom. (Don’t ask why you don’t eat fish, just ask because there are thorns)

Prosciutto is a traditional Christmas dish. People smear honey, chili sauce or tomato sauce on the ham, so it is rich in flavor and can be taken with you.Moreover, the ham itself is also convenient to eat, so you don’t have to worry about leftovers.

Red wine is also essential. Christmas is to commemorate Jesus. The meat symbolizes the body of Jesus, and the red wine symbolizes the blood.

Since it’s a holiday, how can we forget about cake?Chocolate flavor is one of the main flavors of Christmas cakes, and almost every family will make chocolate-based cakes.

Other side dishes are more casual. Salads, mashed potatoes, apple pie, and gingerbread are all good choices.

Of course, these are American eating habits, and other countries also have different cuisines to celebrate this holiday.

In recent years, salmon has also become the Christmas choice for many families. Its fish meat is not only high in protein and unsaturated fatty acids, but also rich in trace elements.However, salmon or rainbow trout may be infected with parasites, and there is a risk of infection if eaten raw or semi-raw.

To be precise, all seafood, whether wild or farmed, can be infected with parasites.But all parasites are afraid of high temperatures. As long as we cook them, the parasites will die.

In order to cater to Dior's taste, the shit shovel family also bought some salmon.

Dinner was a pleasant one, but because the cat needs to control his salt intake, Dio only got a small portion of roasted turkey and ham.However, there was no salt added to the salmon, so Dior got a lot more.

After dinner, it’s time to open gifts.

George, the shit shoveler, received a watch. Dior didn't know the price, but looking at George's smile with wrinkles on his face, he knew it wasn't cheap.

Helen, the poop shoveler, received a pair of beautiful shoes. Dior did not guess the price. Women's things are not cheap.

Gwen, the little shit shoveler, received a box of Lego, and Dio was dumbfounded.He had heard a saying in his previous life, once you enter Lego, your wallet will be like a passerby!

The level of horror for Lego lovers is no better than that of otakus in movies and TV shows whose glass cabinets are full of figurines.

In addition to the city series, street scene series, mechanical sets, etc. created by LEGO's own brand, it also has a huge cooperation series, including: Batman series, Marvel series, Harry Potter series, Star Wars series, Disney series, and recently it also cooperated with LEGO. Blizzard teamed up to launch the Overwatch series.

In short, everything is possible with LEGO.

Dior also received a small gift, a red collar with a nameplate on it.Although it wasn't worth much, he was still happy.What expensive gift can you buy for a cat that isn’t rich like Tony Stark?

Speaking of which, Tony didn't even give him a gift. Although he just gave him his father's relics as a token of appreciation, it was also a life-saving grace.Even Monopoly is so stingy.

He didn't even think about it. The last time they met, he only left his name, and Tony couldn't find him even if he tried to find him?When humans encounter someone with the same name, they can still check their ID photo, but how can a cat check it?And Tony just has money, unlike agents who can check other people's information at will.

In contrast, Nick Fury was much more open-minded. With one stroke of his pen, he gave Dior a playmate.To be precise, a female cat was arranged under Peter's name.In this way, Peter would have more reasons to get close to Dior, and he could even find an excuse to pick him up during the day.

By the way, the female cat is called Eliza. She is a calico cat and has also been neutered.

Peter and Mary also sent gifts.What Peter gave as a gift was a Nintendo Switch console, because this game console can play many motion-sensing games, unlike computer games that require pressing a keyboard.Mary gave a game disk as a gift. In fact, she didn’t know which games were fun or which ones had higher ratings online. She bought them.

What surprised Dior the most was that the system also gave him a Christmas gift.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the Christmas gift package]

After opening the gift bag, three rays of light flew to Dior's eyes.They are random dried fish, random canned cat, and random catnip.Although the names are different, the description of the props is the same: you will randomly gain a skill after using it.

Looking at the prop description, Dio scratched his head.A good gift package is divided into three parts, and they are all obtained randomly. Do you want me to be happy three times?

Regardless of all that, Dior used small dried fish.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "English Reading" skill. 】

[Ding, the three skills of English listening, English speaking, and English reading have been automatically synthesized. Congratulations to the host for obtaining "English Level [-]"]

Hearing the system prompts, a sense of pride arose spontaneously.Dior shouted in his heart: As expected of me, I am not illiterate and have passed CET-[-] in English, hahaha.I was so high.

Well, the joy that comes from a bad student.

With great joy, Dio used random cat cans.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Clone Technique"]

【Skill Name】Clone Technique

【Level】Level [-]

[Number of clones] One

[Skill Description] The host can create clones without any skills.The clone has no mind, but has a real body, and the main body can control the clone through consciousness.The clone can be canceled at any time. After cancellation, the clone will automatically return to the original body and be stored in a special space.

[Skill Consumption] Creating a clone will consume body fat. The current level’s production time is: a minimum of 3 days.

This skill is also very useful. Although Dio often goes out at night, he is actually worried about what will happen if the shit shovel finds out.

But with the clone, all problems are solved.The clone can create an alibi and open windows and doors.If you're a bit weird, you can also study your own body.If I am seriously injured, can I still use my clone to do an organ transplant?

Wait, think about it later. It takes 3 days to make it anyway.The focus now is the lottery draw!

Use random catnip!

With an order, Dior's eyes suddenly splashed with golden flowers and fireworks.

[Ding ding ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the legendary skill "Energy Absorption"]

【Skill Name】Energy Absorption

【Level】Level [-]

[Skill Description] Referring to the body strengthening technique developed by Superman, it can fully strengthen the body by absorbing the sun's rays and radiation.Comprehensively improve strength, speed, intelligence, reaction, internal organs, etc.With it, you can jump higher and pee further.

[Ability ceiling] Level 20, the maximum increase in strength is [-] tons, the maximum increase in speed is the speed of sound, and the maximum increase in intelligence is doctor level.