Super Meow in Marvel

Nathan's scent attacks cause Dio a lot of trouble.

If your brother or best friend got stains on his clothes while eating, and then he wanted to hug you, would you feel awkward?

So what if it’s not a stain but something dirtier?

Well, don't think too much, you might get nauseous easily.

In short, Dior decided to fight fire with fire. You disgust me, and I disgust you.He decisively distanced himself from Nathan, and then pulled a fresh poop on the floor of the training ground.

Then, Dio endured the discomfort, stretched out his soft front paws, and stepped on it.

Nathan, feel the terror of Mao Xiang!

Anyone who has ever raised a cat knows that the smell of cat poop can make people question their life.The more meat a cat eats, the stinkier its feces will be, and the pungent smell will be far more pungent than that of dogs.Therefore, many cat owners choose cat food with high plant fiber and control the intake of meat.

Although Nathan does not own a cat, he visited forums for cat lovers during his preparations, and also saw posts from poop collectors complaining about the smell.

Seeing Dior's "desperation", Nathan had to activate an emergency plan.He quickly took out his pocket, took out a palm-sized wool ball and threw it to his side.

Cats love to play with balls. You can play with a wool ball all afternoon. It is a cheap and easy-to-use cat toy.

However, this trick doesn't work on Dio.

The main reason why cats like yarn balls is because they like moving things. The balls will roll when touched, so they love to play.Secondly, some cats like furry things, such as stuffed toys.

Although Dio also likes it instinctively, he is not as ignorant as ordinary cats. Let alone yarn balls, even if League of Legends, World of Warcraft, King of Pesticides, and PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds are in front of him, he can still hold back for 2 minutes before playing.

Seeing that Dio was unmoved, Nathan panicked a little.So he shouted decisively: "Dior, stop! I give up."

When the instructor saw this, he also stopped him.

But can Dio's shit be trampled in vain? He walked towards Nathan step by step, and the smell of fear hit his face.

Nathan gritted his teeth, took out an MP3 player from his chest pocket, and pressed the play button.Suddenly, a harsh voice entered Dio's mind.

Humans feel very uncomfortable when they hear sharp sounds, such as fingernails scratching a blackboard or fingernails scratching glass, and the same goes for animals.What Nathan was playing at this time was a high-frequency noise that was beyond human hearing but intolerable to cats.

The harsh noise made Dior involuntarily put his paws on his ears and reduce the volume.Then, he froze.

What did I do, my ears are covered in shit!

So, Dio collapsed. He ran away quickly, away from Nathan, left the training ground and went straight to the bathroom.

"Wow, wow, wow", rinse your paws and ears with clean water. After rinsing once, apply hand sanitizer, and then rinse a second time.

Theoretically, hand sanitizers used by humans are not good for cats. It is best to use special detergents for cats to bathe. But the matter is urgent and Dior cannot control that much.

After washing it three times, the smell was finally gone. Only then was Dior satisfied and went to the hand dryer to blow-dry the hair.

On the other side, under the instructor's order, Nathan hurried to find the cleaning staff.Then he changed into a pair of clean pants.

During the break, the instructor called Dio and Nathan and brought them to the office.

The instructor looked angry and said, "What happened today is very bad and has a very bad impact."

Diaw had a strong desire to survive and quickly apologized: "Coach, I was wrong. I apologize."

The coach asked: "If an apology is useful, what should the police dare to do?"

Dior: ? ? ?

Nathan also admitted his mistake: "Coach, I was wrong too."

The coach asked "Where did you go wrong?"

With a face full of shame, Nathan said sincerely: "The training ground is a place to train our combat skills. I should work hard to hone myself, instead of using props for sneaky tricks."

Instructor: "Huh, just realize your mistake." Then Jiutou asked Dio: "Where did you go wrong?"

Dio stared at his big watery eyes and said: "The training ground is a place to train our combat skills. I should work hard to hone myself, instead of using props to sneak around."

The instructor slammed the table: "Go to hell with your cheating and skating. You were wrong because you shouldn't have defecated anywhere! The training ground is a place for you to sweat, not an open-air bathroom!"

"Each of you write a 2000-word review and hand it over to me tomorrow morning!"

At this point, the farce finally comes to an end.

However, after this incident, Dior's reputation suddenly deteriorated.After all, the taste was still quite strong at that time.

Dinner time, cafeteria.Dio kept catching people peeking at him and whispering.Front, back, left, right, everywhere.There were even some who stood at the door of the cafeteria muttering and secretly taking photos.

Unable to bear it anymore, Dio decisively said hello to Tobio and returned to the dormitory first.

Entering the dormitory, Dio's tense nerves immediately relaxed.In two lifetimes combined, he has never had the experience of being pointed out like this.

No wonder some movies and TV dramas always mention school violence. What Dior experienced was just rumors and not real school violence. He was already very uncomfortable and felt unspeakable depression.

what to do if I am sad?Everyone has their own way of decompressing.

Dior recently discovered a great way to relieve stress: sniffing catnip.

Although many people jokingly refer to catnip as "cat marijuana," in fact, they are very different.First of all, catnip is not effective for all cats, and many cats don’t like it.Secondly, even those cats that are effective only have some hallucinations and are not addicted.

Dio took out a piece of catnip from his space backpack, put it on his face, and took a deep breath.

Suddenly, everything around him changed, and the room became magnificent.The floor is gold, and there is a hill of banknotes in front of it.Dio rushed towards the pile of banknotes, and as he flew, the banknotes flew into the air one by one.

Watching the money flying in the sky was so pleasant that Dio grabbed another handful of money and threw it into the air.

At this time, a figure walked in through the golden door. Dio looked lazily and saw that it was an old baboon, exactly like the one in "The Lion King".This old baboon seemed to have walked into the wrong set. It came to Dior, hugged Dior, and lifted him high.

At this moment, Dio couldn't help but shout: "Meow, I am the Lion King Dio!"

However, the old baboon suddenly began to rock him back and forth as if having a convulsion.Dio had just finished eating and felt a little nauseous when he was shaken like this. However, since his hands were short and short, he was restrained by the baboon and could not fight back.

So his abdomen contracted hard, and a stream of light yellow heat spurted out, hitting the old baboon's face.

Seeing this, Dio laughed happily: "Hahaha, Hakuna Matata!"

After being peed on his face, the old baboon angrily continued to drive Dior. Dior fell back into the pile of banknotes, and the old baboon rushed out of the door.

A few minutes later, Dio, who had regained consciousness, looked around awkwardly.

The golden floor turned back into ordinary tiles, the mountain of banknotes turned back into quilts, the banknotes flying in the sky turned back into cotton, and the old baboon turned back into Tobio.He had just washed his hair and changed his clothes.

The atmosphere in the room was a little awkward for a moment, and Dio explained in a low voice: "I'm sorry, it's all a misunderstanding. Catnip acted first!"

……

On the other side, Nathan received a new task.

The organization was very dissatisfied with Nathan's performance today.If the purpose of the mission is to destroy the enemy, then using odor or noise is advisable.But his mission was to test Dio's strength, so doing so would be a big mistake.

You punctured the tires of your opponent's car, how can you test his driving skills?You turned off your best friend's cell phone, how do you know if he has contacted your boyfriend?

So Hydra asked Nathan to test again to accurately assess Dio's combat effectiveness.

Nathan put his hands on his forehead, thought for a while, and decided to write a review first.