Super Meow in Marvel

On the stairs, Pepper Pepper looked confused. She asked, "Tony, where are the guests? The food is ready."

Seeing this scene, Dio realized that Tony had not told her his identity.

Suddenly, a prank came to mind.

I saw Dio meowing "meow" a few times, and then slowly walked into Pepper.

Pepper leaned over and looked at Dio, then looked at Tony and asked, "Where did the cat come from? Is it the guest's pet?"

While Pepper was talking, Dio took a step forward and rushed towards her.Pepper was startled, exclaimed "Hey", and caught Dio with her chest.

Now that he has been sterilized, Dio is naturally as calm as water. Even if he is in close contact with female humans at this moment, he does not have any erotic thoughts in his heart.Some, just a strong sense of mischief.

As soon as Pepper stood firm holding Dio, he stretched out his head and licked Pepper with his little tongue.

It's cute for little animals to lick people, as long as they don't have human souls in their bodies.

Therefore, this situation has completely different feelings for Pepper and Tony.One feels cute, the other feels uncomfortable.

Tony looked unhappy and quickly introduced: "Pepper, the cat in your arms is today's guest. His name is Dio, and he can speak human language."

With a face full of surprise, Pepper looked down at Dio in her arms and exclaimed: "Oh, my God."

Although he was surprised, he didn't throw Dio out, which made Dio feel better.

"Haha!" Dio laughed twice, turned to look at Tony, and asked jokingly: "They say you are a playboy, but have you ever kissed Pepper or touched her breasts? I am the one kissing her now. Dior!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Tony's face was getting more and more ugly, and Dio felt that he had made a joke.

So Dio quickly jumped to the ground and explained: "Hey, I'm just kidding. I'm a cat. I'm not afraid of your jokes. Although my voice is male, I have been neutered and there is a deflation down there."

Hearing Dio's explanation, Tony suddenly became cloudy.His expression returned to normal and he said, "Stop standing here, let's go up first!"

Arriving at the dining table, Dio looked at the dining table and couldn't help but swallowed.

The dining table is very large, almost the same size as an 8-person table in a hotel.After all, foreigners sometimes make oversized cakes or champagne towers, which require a larger table.

In the middle of the dining table, there is a very large crab, the size of which is similar to a washbasin. It is simply the Hulk among crabs.

There was a waiter in a suit standing next to the table. He introduced to everyone: "This is a giant crab (king crab), produced in Australia. It is the heaviest crab in the world, weighing up to 36 kilograms. This dish uses The steaming method is used to preserve its deliciousness to the greatest extent.”

Then, the waiter pointed to the lobster next to him: "Australian lobster is rich in nutrients and has tender meat. This one is also steamed."

Then the waiter brought soup and bread.

After the two sat down together, Dio took the lead and asked for a crab claw.

I have to say, these pliers are really big and the flesh is solid.

After eating these crab claws, Dio felt full.But he couldn't bear to miss the most delicious part of the crab: the roe.

The waiter used Xiaodie to give Dior two spoonfuls, and Dior took a small lick.When you enter the crab roe, a milky aroma fills your mouth along with the original deliciousness of the crab roe.

Every time he licks it, Dior will have a long aftertaste.Soon, Xiaodie finished the crab roe, but Dio felt a little tired, as if he had eaten too much cream cake.

Although he hasn’t tasted the lobster yet, Dio really can’t eat it anymore.

At this time, Pepper spoke: "Dior, can I call you that? I would like to ask a question, are you a real cat, or did you become like this through some method?"

Dio came up with the excuse to deal with S.H.I.E.L.D.: "I was originally a human in a parallel universe, you understand the parallel universe. For some reason, I was possessed by the body of a cat, so I can be regarded as a cat. Then in some magic Under the influence of the cat, I broke through the physiological structure of cats and can sing, dance, rap and play basketball."

Pepper: "Magic..."

Tony: "Parallel universe..."

They both spoke at the same time and stopped at the same time.Then, the two of them gave in, and Pepper took the lead in asking: "Is there really magic in this world?"

Dio nodded and replied: "Whether it is a parallel universe or here, there is magic. But they are hermits, guarding the earth silently, and no one knows about it."

Pepper then asked; "Dio, are you a magician?"

Dio: "No, I'm not. But for some reasons, I can use individual spells."

You can’t say that you have a system.

"Do you mind showing me?"

Dio turned to look at the waiter, and Tony explained: "This is Happy, my driver and bodyguard, and occasionally a guest waiter. But in fact, he is more like my family, so there is no need to avoid suspicion."

Diorxin said: Of course I know he is Happy, and I also know that he served as the director of the first and second parts of "Iron Man".In Marvel comics, Happy was married to Pepper.

Having said that, since you want to show magic, of course you have to try to be as cool as possible.

Dior said: "I have a portable space, just like a magic pocket in a novel, where I can store things." Then he put away the cutlery and cutlery and took out his laptop.Then he took out a mobile phone from his right paw, threw it to his left paw, and then took it back with his left paw.

Seeing such a magical scene, everyone applauded.Pepper even asked: "Can others learn this?"

Dior explained: "My situation is very special, and these cannot be taught to others."

Then, it was Tony's turn to ask: "How is the parallel universe different from this one?"

Dio thought for a while and said: "For example, in a parallel universe, you and Pepper got married and gave birth to a boy; in another universe, it was a girl; in some other universe, Pepper and Happy got married. .That’s the difference.”

Pepper covered her mouth and exclaimed: "This is impossible, he will only marry that pile of iron!"

Tony was dissatisfied and replied: "Hey, that's not an iron block, it's a steel armor."

Dio felt that they were spreading shit, so he interrupted: "Sorry to interrupt, what is your relationship?"

Tony responded quickly: "Family, Pepper and Happy are my closest family."

Dio: "So, Pepper is...a good sister in your heart?"

Tony: "Yes."

"Oh~~~" Dio let out a long sigh and sighed: "They all say you are a playboy, but I didn't expect that you would not let your family go."

"Pfft!" Pepper spat out a mouthful of crispy cream of mushroom soup.

After a pleasant dinner, taking advantage of the lively atmosphere, Dio proposed his wish.

"Tony, can you make me a steel armor too? It can be equipped with palm cannons, satellite missiles and everything else."

Tony decisively refused: "Iron Man and I are one, we cannot be separated. And you are a cat, so the entire joints and structure have to be redesigned. Besides, it is useless to just give you the Iron Man suit, you don't have a matching one." Artificial intelligence is used to assist control, and there is no supporting ammunition production system or maintenance tools."

Dio thought about it and it made sense.

Even if you buy a car, you still need to check and maintain it regularly, and if it breaks down, it needs to be repaired.Not to mention high-tech suits.