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Afterwards, Dior reflected on his role in the incident.

First, help Tony obtain Howard's relic before the plot begins.Secondly, in the final battle, deal with some ground troops.

The remaining impacts, such as the addition of aircraft to the portable suit, etc., are all trivial and not worth mentioning.

Even so, Dior still gained more recognition from Tony. To express his gratitude, Tony invited Dior to the dinner again.

However, before attending the dinner, Dio thought it would be better to first understand the progress on Thor's side.

……

The morning after "Iron Man 2" ended, Dio obtained the contact information of the person in charge through S.H.I.E.L.D.Immediately, he made the call.

"Dududu. Hey, who are you looking for?"

Dio put the phone on the ground and said into the microphone: "Dio, special advisor to SHIELD, is responsible for providing technical support to your side."

"Phil Coulson, person in charge of the Hammer incident. Sir, what can I do for you?"

"Report on the situation there."

"A temporary base has been established to evacuate the people. We are still studying the hammer."

"An orange cat has been delivered. Let's take it for a visit."

After hanging up the phone, his consciousness shifted to his clone, and Dio took a few steps awkwardly.After possessing more and more abilities, Dio was not used to suddenly being in such a weak body.

Although many superpowers are gone, at least he has basic mobility, which is much clearer than dictating on the phone or making video calls.

Then, under the leadership of Coulson, Dio finally met the legendary Thor's hammer: Mjolnir

Because this word sounds like "Meow Neil" in English, a cast member in the film also asked: "Meow Meow?" because he didn't hear it clearly.

Therefore, it is nicknamed Meow Meow Hammer by netizens.

Now that he saw it, he couldn't avoid it. Dio ran over briskly, hanging his two front paws on the handle of the hammer.Damn it, the legs are not long enough.As expected, the hammer didn't move at all.

In fact, there are quite a few people in the Marvel Universe who can lift this hammer.In the movie, Vision, Captain America, and Hela in "Thor 3" all raised the hammer. In the comics, there are even more: Black Widow, Jane Foster, the alien Horse Face, and X-War in the parallel universe. Storm and Rugrats from the police, Superman and Wonder Woman from the crossover comic, and Deadpool who is responsible for the comedy.

Leaving Mewhammer, Dio came to a pile of information.Looking at the small brown book on a table by the roadside, he began to recall the plot.

……

"Thor 1" can actually be regarded as a dual protagonist.The early part of the movie is about the two brothers outside the earth. In the middle part, the two separate and carry out their own stories.

Let’s talk about the background of the story first.In ancient times, ice giants used their treasure "Ice Box" to invade the earth and plunge the earth into an ice age.As the feud of the Ice Clan, Asgard would naturally not allow it to expand. They also came to Earth and drove the Ice Clan back under the leadership of Odin.But during the battle, Odin was accidentally attacked and lost an eye.

Let’s make a complaint here, Odin’s magic is so powerful, and my wife’s magic is also good, why not make a prosthetic eye?

When he met the enemy, Odin took off his blindfold angrily, revealing the three magatama inside...ahem.

In short, Odin finally reached a bilateral friendship and non-aggression treaty with the Ice Clan.As the victor, Odin took away the loot, the Ice Box, and then took away the son of Lao Fei, the king of the ice clan, who later became Loki.

More than 1000 years later, Thor and Loki have grown up. (It is also translated as Thor, the God of Thunder.)

As a king, Odin naturally wanted to pass the throne to his own son.Loki, who considered himself his own son, naturally had ideas, and then he smuggled a few ice giants into the treasure house. Although these soldiers were killed instantly, the coronation ceremony was also interrupted.

Then, Thor was naturally unhappy.Even if only a small group of Ice Giants come to cause trouble, are they not Ice Giants?I want to kill them!

Odin stopped him, saying he was being too reckless.

In fact, to be honest here, both of them have some truth.Invading another country's vault is no small matter no matter how you look at it.

However, Thor is the main militant, and he is the main militant who is unreasonable and does not care about gains and losses.Odin is a peacemaker. He is already a qualified politician and will consider gains and losses from all aspects.So from this point of view, Thor failed.

From a political perspective, the issue is not actually war and peace, but gains and losses.If we start a war, what can we gain and what can we lose?If there is no war, what benefits will the other side be willing to pay?

If the benefits of war are great enough, war will naturally be fought, so every U.S. president will launch some wars.Iraq is an exception. It was a revenge war, and the US military withdrew after suffering excessive losses.

However, Thor was still a simple big boy, so he took Loki and four friends to seek revenge.It feels like the screenwriter is forcing wisdom here.

Naturally, six people couldn't defeat a country's ice giants. Loki also discovered something strange about himself during the battle.At the critical moment, Odin appears to save everyone.

Then, Thor was deprived of his powers and banished to Earth, and the Meowth Hammer was thrown down.From here on, the story is divided into the Thor plot and the Loki plot.

Thor's plot on Earth only lasts for three days, which adds up to less than 48 hours.

On the first day, he arrived on Earth at night and was hit by a car driven by Jane Foster and her group. Later, he was electrocuted and sent to the hospital.

The next day, he escaped from the hospital in the morning, had a meal, and said goodbye to Jane and his party.Then Jane discovered that her research had been confiscated by SHIELD, so she took Thor to find Meow Hammer.At night, Thor went on a rampage and finally found the Meow Hammer, but found that he couldn't lift it.

After being rescued by Eric Schavig (a good friend of Jane's father), Thor then explained the worldview of Norse mythology to Jane Foster.

On the third day, Thor's four friends came to Earth, and then the Destroyer who guarded the treasure house came to Earth.With the blessing of the plot, Thor regained his divine power and returned to Asgard.

The plot of Loki is naturally three days long, and he can be said to have done four things.

The first thing he did was touch the ice treasure box and confirm that his father was not actually his father.Then Odin was stunned...and suddenly fell into a deep sleep.

The second thing is to criticize people.As the temporary king, he first angrily attacked Thor's four friends, and then Heimdall, who was guarding the Rainbow Bridge, so Heimdall sent those four people to Earth.

The third thing is to meet my biological father.Loki is the son of Laufei, King of the Ice Giants.He made a deal with Laufei, he was responsible for smuggling the ice giant to Asgard, and Laufei was responsible for assassinating the sleeping Odin.But Loki was lying to him, and later he killed Laufei when Laufei assassinated Odin.

No matter from the perspective of Lao Fei or Odin, Loki is a cheating child.

The fourth thing is that Loki releases the Destroyer guarding the treasure house and asks him to prevent Thor from returning.Loki's line here is: Prevent my brother from returning and destroy everything.

Loki's immaturity can be seen here. He only tried to stop Thor's body, but he did not stop Thor's heart.

The most important thing is to attack the enemy with troops and attack the heart.If Loki makes full use of Earth's specialties and retains Thor's heart, the plot may not be as good.

What specialties does the earth have?In terms of female sex, there is the heroine Jane Foster and her best friends. In terms of food, there is ice coke, French fries, fried chicken, and all kinds of wine. When you are bored, you can play games, watch movies, or chase idols. Don’t sisters smell good?

At the end of the movie, Loki planned to use the Bifrost Bridge to directly destroy the Ice Giant's planet, but Thor came back in time to smash the Bifrost Bridge.

……

After reviewing the plot, Dio confirmed the time point. He should be in the daytime on the second day of Thor's plot.In other words, we will have to force our way into this temporary base tonight.

However, I have to go to Tonga for a dinner party tonight.

Tony or Thor?Dio hesitated for three seconds and chose Tony.In fact, this is helpless. Thor really can't do much to help.

Tell Coulson that this is magic, something science can't solve, and ask him to send the researchers away?Or should I give Thor some wine, potato chips, and iced Coke to make him look familiar?Or maybe get some documentaries for Thor to help him grow?

Well, there can be documentaries.So Dio told Colson that if a blond man breaks in at night and tries to break out, show him the documentary "Modern War History" to let him know what war has brought to the people.