Douluo serious person

Chapter 6: Mediterranean Style

Shan Nan, who changed his bed, said that the people who thought of the bed were all fooling around. As long as it was soft and comfortable enough, he would be able to sleep comfortably.

I'm talking about beds and quilts.

But there is one thing to say, the sleeping posture of a certain rabbit is really hard to describe. It has climbed over mountains and ridges, and moved to both sides of the river. No matter how many packages it is, it can't stop it. Don't think that you can pretend that nothing happened by sneaking back.

"Tang San, oh, forget it, it's none of my business."

Shan Nan quietly moved his numb left arm and wiped the unknown white liquid on the package.There was a look of disgust on his face, and he didn't dare to be angry or speak out.

Shan Nan's right hand side is the corner, and Xiao Wu's boss is outside, so he has to step over Xiao Wu's body to get up.

"My balls hurt, keep sleeping."

"Shannan, you got up so early."

Ma Hou'er yawned and said hello.

I had so much fun yesterday that I was anxious to go to the classroom to make up my homework, so I got up early and took a towel with me to wash up.

"It's early for you. Let's go and take me to the place where I can wash up."

Shannan's face hurt. He searched for half an hour but couldn't find where to get water or wash up. There was no one there in the early morning. He originally planned to go back to bed and lie down for a while, but Shabi Xiaowu didn't know what to do. The thing was lying on its side, so Shan Nan had to sit at the door of the dormitory with a lot of things. Fortunately, it was still very early and no one was moving around.

"Uh, haha, Shannan, you are too bad!"

Ma Hou'er was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't expect to encounter such a thing, and kept laughing.

Shan Nan was annoyed and didn't say anything along the way.

"Fuck, the bathroom is so mysterious, the dean is so funny."

After a harsh slander, Shan Nan poured cold water on his face.

It took Ma Hou'er less than ten seconds to finish, and he waited for nearly five minutes before going back with Shan Nan.

Putting the things away under the bed, Shannan resisted the urge to clean up the messy bed. After all, there was someone else on the bed.

"Shan Nan, I have to go to the classroom to do something, what about you?"

Ma Hou'er changed into her school uniform and said hurriedly.

"Let's go together."

Shan Nan glanced at a certain sleeping position that was not consistent with common sense and said calmly.

As soon as Ma Hou'er entered the classroom, he took out a tattered notebook, found one on the desks of other students, and started writing furiously. Regardless of the true situation of the matter, he really looked a bit like an aspiring young man trying to get into Peking University. .

Shannan couldn't help but look crazy.

"Sure enough, no matter where you are, you can't avoid feeling dizzy when you see a blackboard."

Shaking his head, Shan Nan gathered his mind and started to circulate a ball of soul power to slowly guide it to wander around the body. After one round, the soul power became less, and after two rounds, it became even less... Twelve rounds were gone.Okay, one more group, Shan Nan is practicing very happily.

Ha~woo~

Xiao Wu let out a long yawn happily. Xiao Wu felt that this was the most comfortable night she had slept in the human world. This bed was so amazing. She was always warm no matter how hard she rolled.

"wrong."

Suddenly, as if she thought of something, Xiao Wu's little face couldn't help but be covered with a touch of pink. It returned to normal, and when she thought about it carefully, wow, it became even redder.

"Boss Xiaowu, class is about to begin, hurry up and wash up."

Ma Chai No. [-], looking at the boss with a toad, just thought that she... Oh, forget it.

"Oh, yes, wash up and go to class."

Xiao Wu put on her school uniform and naturally bent down to pull out a light wooden tub from under the bed. Inside the tub, a complete set of equipment was placed neatly in the center.

Finally, Xiao Wu was still late.

"Hey, hey hey hey."

Shan Nan laughed wildly in his heart, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch occasionally, feeling so uncomfortable.

"It's unreasonable. As a freshman, I'm late on the first day. Do you still think of me as a first-year theory teacher? Look at Shan Nan. He was the first to arrive in the class and took the initiative to clean the class. "

Hearing this, Shan Nan couldn't help but puff up his chest.

The teacher in the Mediterranean class was spitting, making the students in the front row miserable.

"Comparing people with each other will make people angry, grunting, grunting, blaring... You have to stand up for this class."

Teacher Mediterranean took a sip of tea with a serious look on his face.

"Dear students, my name is Feng Zhenghao, your theory teacher. Class begins now. Please pay attention to the next exam."

As soon as he finished speaking, a big greeting came to Shan Nan's mind.

The exams in this section are different from what I thought. It is not a sheep-herding style of management.

"It's so hard to take a test after traveling through time. I won't accept it."

Feng Zhenghao looked at Ma Hou'er with a faint look, feeling secretly cruel.You can even copy the wrong country and region, and you're still pretending.

"Ma Hou'er, where is the Tiandou Empire?"

"Report to the teacher, north."

The final copy of this question was both north, and the impression of Ma Houer is still there.

"What about the Star Luo Empire?"

"Report, also north."

Ma Houer felt that he had enlightened. He had never answered a question correctly in Feng Zhenghao's class. Ma Houer felt that he was only one step away from being a good student.

"Okay, Mahou'er, stand up too. If you don't copy homework so blatantly, you will write double copies of every homework from now on."

Feng Zhenghao shouted helplessly, this monkey is a habitual offender, the type who will dare to do it next time.

Destroy it, I am tired, it is you who will destroy it.

"Yeah, please answer the next question. What are the upper three sects and the lower four sects?"

……

"Mud is a bunch of losers. You are the worst class I have ever led. This is really unreasonable. Please sit down."

Feng Zhenghao was so angry when he saw half of the class standing up.

"Hey, what are you doing! Female classmate who is not wearing school pants, stand up. Why are you standing there without thinking? As a student, how can you be decent without wearing a school uniform? Look at Shan Nan... cough , or you don’t wear one.”

Shan Nan lowered his head in embarrassment, his face a little feverish.

Xiao Wu stood up again in a depressed manner, muttering something unknown, staring fiercely at Shan Nan, whom Feng Zhenghao was staring at.

After taking a few deep breaths, Feng Zhenghao's face turned serious.

"I can't do anything to you, society can do anything to you."

Knocking on his head, Feng Zhenghao spoke earnestly.

"I'll say it again. This is common sense. Remember, it's common sense. If you don't remember, you won't be able to find a wife or a husband in the future. People will think that there is something wrong with you."

After admonishing everyone, Feng Zhenghao looked at the time and started teaching without daring to delay any more.

"The life of the soul ring is divided into the lowest white ten years, yellow hundred years, purple..."

"Each soul master can acquire up to nine soul skills in his lifetime, corresponding to nine soul rings. This is the pursuit and culmination of all soul masters' lives..."

Shan Nan looked like he was very serious with his eyes open, but in fact he had entered a realm of visualization but not necessarily magic, and was cultivating his soul power.

Jingle Bell.

The students below all took a breath together. Seeing that Feng Zhenghao hadn't left yet, they all pretended to be pretentious until Te Mo's class started.

When he heard the school bell, he faced Feng Zhenghao, who was sitting at the blackboard, with an imperceptible sneer.

"Class representative, hand out test papers!"

Shan Nan shook his confused head, and after a series of ideological struggles, he finally made a decision.

"Destroy it..."

An hour later, the two theoretical classes in the morning ended. From 11:30 to 02:30, there was a three-hour break. When I walked out of the examination room, Shan Nan’s waist no longer hurt, my head was no longer dizzy, and I felt that I was in particularly good condition. .

In the afternoon there are two physical education classes, which are physical fitness and practical training classes.

"Shannan, let's go. I'm hungry. I'm going to eat. Horseman No. [-] will lead the way."

Xiao Wu was the first to rush out of the classroom.

"Mad, this is outrageous. I am a 10-year-old soul beast being forced to stand and hypnotized by a little soul master for an exam. Who can I ask to explain this?"

Xiao Wu made arrangements in a few words, and the group went to cook in a hurry. From the beginning to the end, they did not notice Wang Sheng, who was silently following the team halfway.

There are only two senior students in Qishe including Wang Sheng, so they are not in the same class as Shan Nan.

"Boss Xiaowu, stop, stop, we can just go on the first floor. The second floor just tastes better, and the food on the first floor can also satisfy our consumption."

Ma Zai No. [-] knew that Boss Xiaowu had no money, so he whispered thoughtfully.

"But I like to sit high!"

Xiao Wu waved her hands and rushed upstairs.

Ma Zi No. [-] rummaged through his trouser pockets helplessly.

"Fuck, five coppers is enough for what?"

"Boss Xiaowu, that second floor is a bit expensive."

Wang Sheng whispered silently, and everyone was a little embarrassed. They were all working-study students and didn't really have much change.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu suddenly became excited.

"What? The college doesn't even include food?"

Xiao Wu had suffered the loss of not having money before, but she was scared of poverty. When she heard that the college asked for money for meals, oh my god, she was scared.

"I suddenly feel that the first floor is good, with a parallel and wide view."

Then he whispered quietly next to Shan Nan.

"Shannan, Boss Xiaowu has a new task for you, please lend me some money."

Shan Nan felt that he couldn't bear it any longer. He was afraid that one day, sooner or later, he would be eaten up and wiped clean. The most important thing was that he was afraid that she would not admit it.So he said seriously.

"Boss Xiaowu, my grandpa often teaches me that you must have backbone as a person, and you can't always rely on others for everything..."

Seeing that something was wrong with Xiao Wu's face, Shan Nan continued.

"We can trade. For example, I'll pay you to be my sparring partner."

"How many?"

Xiao Wu went straight to Huanglong, pointing his sword at the vital point.

Shannan had already thought about it and said without hesitation.

"You work as my sparring partner for one day, and I'll take care of your food for the other day."

In Xiao Wu's one hundred and six years of youth, a cute boy said to her.

"As long as I'm with you, you should never think about paying for a meal."

Xiao Wu was crazy. At this moment, Xiao Wu realized it.

"Shannan is her dead brother! Those two paupers from Ming Dynasty and Ming Dynasty cannot compare."