A mechanical master of a certain manga

The body can never be stronger than steel. The former Chinese nation has told the world this truth with its own painful experience. Even if Deadpool's body can be continuously regenerated, it cannot be compared to a mechanism made of steel.

In addition to laser nets, machine gun sweeps, wall crushing, strong acid corrosion, and even vacuum suffocation, Deadpool has tried all these functions several times, but he is still alive and well, and his vitality is so strong that even robots are moved by it.

In the end, Sarah knocked Deadpool, who had turned into an indescribable mosaic, into a sealed cabin, and then sent it to Rorschach.

And in just a few minutes, Deadpool returned to his human form. Apart from not wearing any clothes, he didn't even leave a new scar.

When Rorschach saw this legendary figure, he was also confused. I don’t even know how to say hello to Deadpool, who looks like a zombie.

Deadpool was not embarrassed at all, he knocked on the glass door and said to Rorschach: "Don't be surprised, Disney bought back the copyrights of Forked Man and me, what's so strange about you seeing me in the Marvel world. "

Rorschach really couldn't resist this complaint. Is this the power to break through the fourth wall?

"Why did you suddenly appear in my base?" Rorschach asked.

"Well, it's a bit too long to talk about, but you should know very well that you are in the Marvel world." Deadpool asked back.

“So what if you know”

"Since you know, you should also know very well that you don't belong to this world, but you still come here to cause trouble and make the world line change terribly. Now, you have caused a big problem, and it is about to be destroyed. You are in need of help now, right?" Deadpool asked like a machine gun.

"What exactly do you want to say?" Rorschach asked.

"Let's just go to bed and take off our pants. Let's go straight to it. I can help you solve the most troublesome soul gem problem, but you need to help me correct the world line that was messed up by your existence." Deadpool said bluntly. .

"How can we correct the world line?" Rorschach said helplessly, shaking his head.

This earth has already developed to the cosmic age, how can we correct it? Isn’t this a joke?

"You may not know yet, according to the original world line, it is impossible for the X-Men to appear again. Because of the rampage of a certain bald man, they all had their brains exploded. But because of Hugh Jackman's I filmed the third part of "The Strange Uncle and Little Luoli" for money, so the plot still has foreshadowing here. Mutants still exist in the Marvel world, and I was also brought to this universe.

"Because of you, the world is in chaos. Now, my girlfriend Vanessa has been kidnapped, and I can't find her at all. It's all your fault. So, help me solve this problem, I'll help you get the Soul Stone." Deadpool made his trade request.

This deal is quite reasonable. Rorschach also remembers watching the Deadpool movie. His girlfriend seemed to have been captured by a mercenary organization that secretly studied the X gene. The strength of this group of people is not strong, and they can be crushed to death in a matter of minutes.

In other words, the only difficulty is finding someone. As long as he was on Earth, finding someone would not be a problem for Rorschach.

However, Deadpool is notoriously unreliable. He said he could help him solve the problem of the soul gem. Is that true?

Deadpool obviously saw Rorschach's hesitation and quickly promised: "Don't look at me being disfigured. In fact, I was very handsome before, otherwise I wouldn't be a leading actor. So I swear on my handsome face that I will definitely I can help you get the soul gem."

"Okay, this cooperation is okay. Without further ado, put on your combat uniform and we'll get started right away."

Rorschach clapped his hands, and a set of tights similar to the red clothes Deadpool wore before was presented to him. Walking out of the sealed cabin without any scruples, Deadpool had just touched the combat uniform when he was covered by something liquid-like.

The clothes wrapped him up as if they were alive.

"Oh, oh, oh, it feels so good. Even my little brother feels so comfortable. You know, the previous set of clothes was killing me when I took them off, and I always felt that the underwear was too narrow. Now, this set is so comfortable. It's just right and fits my awesome figure perfectly. Wait, I don't have to go to bed with you just for this outfit. I've agreed that I'll be the one to attack."

Before Deadpool finished speaking, Rorschach pulled out a samurai sword from the gift and slashed at Deadpool.

The force that was enough to cut off a tank only caused the blade to cut through the red combat uniform, and then stopped a few inches into the flesh.

This wound was not worth mentioning to Deadpool, but he still screamed loudly: "Do you have any humanity? Even if you don't want to suffer, you can still discuss it with me. This dress is the best I have ever worn." Yes, how could you destroy him? I have already thought about changing his name. What do you think of the name Peter Parker? You ruined it like this? What the hell is this?"

Deadpool saw that the wound on his shoulder was healing. It was not surprising. What was strange was that the red clothes on his body were also healing.

"This is a regenerable nano-combat suit that can effectively withstand attacks from light weapons, whether sharp weapons or bullets. Of course, if you are masochistic, you can also lower the defense to the lowest level and just use the controller on your wrist. .Get your weapons, let’s not waste time." Rorschach said to Deadpool.

Deadpool marveled as he equipped the newly forged double swords and the new pulse pistol.

"Wow, I feel like I have a brand new look. From today on, please call me Iron Deadpool. No, it sounds like a rip-off of Iron Spider. I think um, okay, just call me Cyborg. I think this name It’s really a fortress”

Rorschach snapped his fingers, and Deadpool suddenly let out a whimpering sound, because he found that his mask had become completely sealed, directly blocking his mouth and nose.

"I forgot to tell you that the final control of this combat uniform is still in my hands, so you'd better not play tricks on me, otherwise this suit will be your coffin." After Rorschach finished speaking, he put Deadpool's The mouth and nose are loosened.

After taking a few breaths, Deadpool coughed and said: "Ahem, I forgot to tell you, ahem, before I went out, I cut off some dead skin and froze it in the refrigerator. You know, even if I only have One cell can come alive.”

"Then you'd better be lucky that you can die." After Rorschach said this, he asked Violet to start searching the earth to find Deadpool's girlfriend.