"Nimma, let's just wear it like this?! No matter how you say it, there must be some kind of electric leakage. Car accidents are considered professional, or it's okay to jump off a cliff and be swept into the sea by waves..." Kang Lin, who woke up from the salty sea breeze, didn't care to cover his clean and smooth body, and suddenly muttered this sentence without thinking, and then this guy who was extremely hesitant and confused in his heart said another sentence that made all the compatriots in the 21st century If you fall for it,
"If I knew I wanted to wear it, I shouldn't have listened to that man-made beauty and bought that huge amount of insurance. Now that I've disappeared from the world, those goddamn insurance companies still don't know whether to pay my father's money or not. Also, Those dolls and yuello books that I spent a lot of money on!! I don’t know how cheap that bastard is!!!”
"Gollum..."
However, just when he was annoyed by the sudden crossing, his stomach growled untimely. Thinking about it, he was still sleeping at night when he was wearing it, but now, when he looked up, the sun was about to set. Can I not be hungry, and I am still a fat man who weighs almost [-]!
"It doesn't matter, the sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest thing!" Kang Lin, who has a strong psychological endurance, didn't worry too much about what he had already crossed, but tried hard to get up from the ground and find something to fill up by the way. My own shriveled stomach almost watered with pantothenic acid.
"Oh my god, this sea of gold is so fucking dazzing and spectacular!!" However, when this fellow gritted his teeth and grabbed the small tree beside him and slowly climbed up, even though he had already determined in his heart that he had crossed , but was still stunned by the spectacular beauty that appeared in front of me!
Right now, I am on a low seaside hill, surrounded by shrubs less than one meter long, with thumb-sized red fruits hanging on them. The bright red looks like it tastes good. And less than 30 meters away from me, there is a small river that is not wide, and there are fat fish jumping out of the water from time to time on the river...
But this is not the real reason why this guy was stunned, because the real reason is the large sea that was dyed as colorful as gold by the setting sun and the scattered reefs and islands on the sea that jumped into Kang Lin's eyes. There is also the shadow of the sail that is looming in the distance...
"Nimma, have we returned to the age of great exploration?"
A gust of sea breeze blew by, and Kang Lin, who was clean and smooth, immediately petrified his naked body!In fact, not only is he not opposed to time travel in his heart, but he still has a little hope, but he doesn't want to time travel to the age of great voyages!In the east, there is the great Ming Dynasty at dusk and in the western mountains, and the fledgling Houjin, as well as the closed-door Japan. The west is the western colonists who are full of bandit thinking. The rest of the place is nothing but a group of white scarves and scimitars on their waists. The bearded musilin is an indigenous rough man with bird feathers on his head!But no matter which of them, the technology tree they have is higher than that of Kang Lin who is swinging the bird. They basically use muskets and cannons, and even worse, they also have an iron ax and spear for self-defense. What does Kang Lin have on hand? The wind blows and the feathers look down on the balls, the real proletariat!
"It's okay to go to any of the Han, Tang, Song and Yuan Dynasties. There are no muskets and cannons. In the era of low technology tree, I can barely get along. If I shoot an arrow or strike with a knife, I might be able to survive wearing armor. But If you really want to encounter "high technology" such as matchlock guns and cannons, you will be disabled if you don't die! You know, the power of matchlock guns within a distance of 30 meters is much greater than that of AK47. Needless to say, leather armor, even in the era of cold weapons The trump card of protection, the pinnacle iron can meets the matchlock gun, as long as it is shot, it is definitely a dead word!
Because the arquebus gun is not the rifle of the later generations, it has strong penetrating power. With a "bang", there are two holes in the shot, and the bullets do not stay in the human body. I can't die yet, but the feeling before death is definitely life is worse than death!Even if one is lucky enough to save one's life, there is a high possibility of suffering from tetanus, bacterial infection or something due to the low level of medical care in this era.Moreover, the doctors and doctors of this era are very good at cutting and breaking legs, and the wounded may have to suffer even more pain before they die..."
Kang Lin couldn't help but shudder when he thought of this, but now that there is nothing he can do through time travel, he can only yell at the sky with his middle finger, "Where is my gold finger, don't all time travelers have gold fingers, now you fucking Just give me an ax and let me use it as a novice weapon, what the fuck are you doing, it's naked murder!"
"Wow..." It's a pity, God, the old man went to meet the daughter of Duke Zhou's family, and he didn't pay attention to this guy at all. On the contrary, a cool sea breeze made this guy wake up quickly from his state, and began to look for food to satisfy his hunger and spend the night place.
"Bah, bah, bah..." After a while, Kang Lin spat out the seemingly good fruit in his mouth angrily, "Damn it, even you are here to deceive your fat man!" Oh my god, it's so beautiful and attractive The red fruit is actually spicy, salty and astringent, so beautiful and attractive in vain!
Abandoning the readily available red spicy fruit (the deceived Kang Lin gave this plant a random name), this guy turned his attention to the beach by the sea again.
"It's developed, it's developed, so many shells and sea crabs, if they are dragged to the Wangjia Nong vegetable market, there will be a lot of tickets waiting for me to order! Hurry up tomorrow, I will buy two mobile phones, an Apple in my left hand, and a Samsung in my right hand , hit one and throw the other, seeing how dare you kick me, you stinky woman, hey..."
With one hand holding a sea shell weighing about seven or eight catties, Kang Lin, who was wearing his own homemade green leaf shorts, looked excitedly at the many sea crabs crawling sideways on the beach, and began to think in his mouth: Brother, this is really the corner of the lost, the mulberry elm harvested? Ah, I didn’t expect that there are so many natural and pollution-free good objects in this broken land today. Blessed is the temple of the five internal organs!
But after thinking about it, this guy couldn't be happier. He was still running a vegetable market in the Wang family, but he didn't know where he was at the moment, and he didn't know where the broken voice that made him travel had left him. Here, are you still on Earth...
"I really can't afford to eat these sea shells and sea crabs when I don't wear them, but now, they are just an appetizer for Fatty, and they are free!" However, the happy man Kang Lin didn't worry too much about this problem, but pulled a twig from a seaside shrub, tied up a few big crabs and carried them in his hands, and carried a sea shell weighing ten catties on his shoulders towards the sea. Followed by the small river and strode over.
"Bang bang bang..."
Soon, there was a dull knocking sound by the river!Kang Lin just put the seashells in the crystal-clear river to wash off the sand outside, then fixed them between two stones, and then lifted a big stone and smashed it hard!I don't know how much time passed, the hard sea shell was finally smashed by this guy, and the white and tender shell meat inside was immediately revealed.
"Long live!" Kang Lin groaned strangely, and with a force of his arms, the slightly thick shell was snapped in half by him, and then he grabbed the fresh and fat shell and washed it without washing it. He threw it into his mouth.
"Crack, crack..." Although the seashells were a bit fishy, Kang Lin had been hungry for more than a day, so the two catties of shellfish were quickly wiped out by him!Then, feeling even hungrier, he turned his attention to the sea crab that was still struggling on the ground.
"Thank you, Mr. Pei!!!" Kang Lin fiddled with his butt for a long time, and finally set a pile of dried seaweed on the ground on fire. Looking at the growing fire, this guy gently rubbed the blood bubbles produced by rubbing the wooden stick. , grinning and praising the host of a well-known foreign wild survival program.
Fortunately, this guy has watched this show, otherwise, with his IQ, he would never have thought of looking for dry seaweed to drill wood to make fire, because the only fire tool he thought of at the first time was that Accompanied by his ten-year high imitation Zippo lighter!
Note: The "iron can" in the article refers to the full body armor worn by medieval knights.
Note 2: Regarding drilling wood to make fire, I refer to the practice of the great god Bell in "Survival in the Wild", and if there are any fallacies in the process, just treat it as my random YY!
"If I knew I wanted to wear it, I shouldn't have listened to that man-made beauty and bought that huge amount of insurance. Now that I've disappeared from the world, those goddamn insurance companies still don't know whether to pay my father's money or not. Also, Those dolls and yuello books that I spent a lot of money on!! I don’t know how cheap that bastard is!!!”
"Gollum..."
However, just when he was annoyed by the sudden crossing, his stomach growled untimely. Thinking about it, he was still sleeping at night when he was wearing it, but now, when he looked up, the sun was about to set. Can I not be hungry, and I am still a fat man who weighs almost [-]!
"It doesn't matter, the sky is big and the earth is big, and eating is the biggest thing!" Kang Lin, who has a strong psychological endurance, didn't worry too much about what he had already crossed, but tried hard to get up from the ground and find something to fill up by the way. My own shriveled stomach almost watered with pantothenic acid.
"Oh my god, this sea of gold is so fucking dazzing and spectacular!!" However, when this fellow gritted his teeth and grabbed the small tree beside him and slowly climbed up, even though he had already determined in his heart that he had crossed , but was still stunned by the spectacular beauty that appeared in front of me!
Right now, I am on a low seaside hill, surrounded by shrubs less than one meter long, with thumb-sized red fruits hanging on them. The bright red looks like it tastes good. And less than 30 meters away from me, there is a small river that is not wide, and there are fat fish jumping out of the water from time to time on the river...
But this is not the real reason why this guy was stunned, because the real reason is the large sea that was dyed as colorful as gold by the setting sun and the scattered reefs and islands on the sea that jumped into Kang Lin's eyes. There is also the shadow of the sail that is looming in the distance...
"Nimma, have we returned to the age of great exploration?"
A gust of sea breeze blew by, and Kang Lin, who was clean and smooth, immediately petrified his naked body!In fact, not only is he not opposed to time travel in his heart, but he still has a little hope, but he doesn't want to time travel to the age of great voyages!In the east, there is the great Ming Dynasty at dusk and in the western mountains, and the fledgling Houjin, as well as the closed-door Japan. The west is the western colonists who are full of bandit thinking. The rest of the place is nothing but a group of white scarves and scimitars on their waists. The bearded musilin is an indigenous rough man with bird feathers on his head!But no matter which of them, the technology tree they have is higher than that of Kang Lin who is swinging the bird. They basically use muskets and cannons, and even worse, they also have an iron ax and spear for self-defense. What does Kang Lin have on hand? The wind blows and the feathers look down on the balls, the real proletariat!
"It's okay to go to any of the Han, Tang, Song and Yuan Dynasties. There are no muskets and cannons. In the era of low technology tree, I can barely get along. If I shoot an arrow or strike with a knife, I might be able to survive wearing armor. But If you really want to encounter "high technology" such as matchlock guns and cannons, you will be disabled if you don't die! You know, the power of matchlock guns within a distance of 30 meters is much greater than that of AK47. Needless to say, leather armor, even in the era of cold weapons The trump card of protection, the pinnacle iron can meets the matchlock gun, as long as it is shot, it is definitely a dead word!
Because the arquebus gun is not the rifle of the later generations, it has strong penetrating power. With a "bang", there are two holes in the shot, and the bullets do not stay in the human body. I can't die yet, but the feeling before death is definitely life is worse than death!Even if one is lucky enough to save one's life, there is a high possibility of suffering from tetanus, bacterial infection or something due to the low level of medical care in this era.Moreover, the doctors and doctors of this era are very good at cutting and breaking legs, and the wounded may have to suffer even more pain before they die..."
Kang Lin couldn't help but shudder when he thought of this, but now that there is nothing he can do through time travel, he can only yell at the sky with his middle finger, "Where is my gold finger, don't all time travelers have gold fingers, now you fucking Just give me an ax and let me use it as a novice weapon, what the fuck are you doing, it's naked murder!"
"Wow..." It's a pity, God, the old man went to meet the daughter of Duke Zhou's family, and he didn't pay attention to this guy at all. On the contrary, a cool sea breeze made this guy wake up quickly from his state, and began to look for food to satisfy his hunger and spend the night place.
"Bah, bah, bah..." After a while, Kang Lin spat out the seemingly good fruit in his mouth angrily, "Damn it, even you are here to deceive your fat man!" Oh my god, it's so beautiful and attractive The red fruit is actually spicy, salty and astringent, so beautiful and attractive in vain!
Abandoning the readily available red spicy fruit (the deceived Kang Lin gave this plant a random name), this guy turned his attention to the beach by the sea again.
"It's developed, it's developed, so many shells and sea crabs, if they are dragged to the Wangjia Nong vegetable market, there will be a lot of tickets waiting for me to order! Hurry up tomorrow, I will buy two mobile phones, an Apple in my left hand, and a Samsung in my right hand , hit one and throw the other, seeing how dare you kick me, you stinky woman, hey..."
With one hand holding a sea shell weighing about seven or eight catties, Kang Lin, who was wearing his own homemade green leaf shorts, looked excitedly at the many sea crabs crawling sideways on the beach, and began to think in his mouth: Brother, this is really the corner of the lost, the mulberry elm harvested? Ah, I didn’t expect that there are so many natural and pollution-free good objects in this broken land today. Blessed is the temple of the five internal organs!
But after thinking about it, this guy couldn't be happier. He was still running a vegetable market in the Wang family, but he didn't know where he was at the moment, and he didn't know where the broken voice that made him travel had left him. Here, are you still on Earth...
"I really can't afford to eat these sea shells and sea crabs when I don't wear them, but now, they are just an appetizer for Fatty, and they are free!" However, the happy man Kang Lin didn't worry too much about this problem, but pulled a twig from a seaside shrub, tied up a few big crabs and carried them in his hands, and carried a sea shell weighing ten catties on his shoulders towards the sea. Followed by the small river and strode over.
"Bang bang bang..."
Soon, there was a dull knocking sound by the river!Kang Lin just put the seashells in the crystal-clear river to wash off the sand outside, then fixed them between two stones, and then lifted a big stone and smashed it hard!I don't know how much time passed, the hard sea shell was finally smashed by this guy, and the white and tender shell meat inside was immediately revealed.
"Long live!" Kang Lin groaned strangely, and with a force of his arms, the slightly thick shell was snapped in half by him, and then he grabbed the fresh and fat shell and washed it without washing it. He threw it into his mouth.
"Crack, crack..." Although the seashells were a bit fishy, Kang Lin had been hungry for more than a day, so the two catties of shellfish were quickly wiped out by him!Then, feeling even hungrier, he turned his attention to the sea crab that was still struggling on the ground.
"Thank you, Mr. Pei!!!" Kang Lin fiddled with his butt for a long time, and finally set a pile of dried seaweed on the ground on fire. Looking at the growing fire, this guy gently rubbed the blood bubbles produced by rubbing the wooden stick. , grinning and praising the host of a well-known foreign wild survival program.
Fortunately, this guy has watched this show, otherwise, with his IQ, he would never have thought of looking for dry seaweed to drill wood to make fire, because the only fire tool he thought of at the first time was that Accompanied by his ten-year high imitation Zippo lighter!
Note: The "iron can" in the article refers to the full body armor worn by medieval knights.
Note 2: Regarding drilling wood to make fire, I refer to the practice of the great god Bell in "Survival in the Wild", and if there are any fallacies in the process, just treat it as my random YY!
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