HP wants to be boss at Hogwarts

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Harry and Mino agreed that this summer vacation was the most enjoyable one in years, although the homework was still done in a hurry on the last day.

Ron and Hermione went from worrying and sympathizing with Harry and Minnow to now eagerly hoping that Harry and Minnow could pick them up.

Mino felt that he was so popular, so many people wanted to play with him, except for the few wizards who protected them both.

"I don't have any money at all!" Mungdens sadly took out his pocket and showed it to Mino, "Tomorrow will be Dedalo's shift. He is very rich!"

"Really?" Mino looked at Mongletons suspiciously.

"Of course!" Mongertons said emphatically, "And... aren't you going to start school soon? You'll be safe once you enter Hogwarts."

"That's not necessarily true..." Mino muttered softly.

Although the Dementors incident did not affect Harry and Minnow, because Trace could not find the disposable wand, and no Muggles witnessed it, the Ministry of Magic would not shoot itself in the foot by admitting that the Dementors were really needed. Dive into the muggle world.

But it is obvious that the uncertain factor of Umbridge has become a certain factor, because Fudge still intends to control Hogwarts and Dumbledore in order to maintain his core position.

In the last few days of the summer vacation, Harry and Minnow were taken to Sirius's house - there was a big crowd, so many people came, and they called themselves advance guards.

In fact, it would not be dangerous for Harry and Minnow to walk there, because Minnow had not received the news that Voldemort wanted to fuck Harry.

Snape and Sirius also came, and they were quite far apart, probably standing at opposite ends of the living room - which made Aunt Petunia very unhappy, because Sirius's shoes were dirty and he kept walking. Walking around soiled her new carpet.

Dudley was attracted to Moody. Although Moody looked a bit scary, he was still very cool in a certain way. Dudley was very interested in him, especially Moody's magic eye.

But Moody said that if you want the magic eye, you have to dig out your own eyeballs first, and he can help.Then Dudley covered his eyes and hid behind Minnow.

Minnow also discovered that Aunt Petunia hated Snape so much that it was written all over her face.

However, Snape had no intention of paying attention to Aunt Petunia. He just kept asking Mino some things, checking her homework by the way, and then wanted to give Slytherin extra points with satisfaction. After realizing that he couldn't add points yet, he Make a note to wait until school starts to add more.

After saying goodbye to the Dursleys, Harry and Minogue were protected by a group of people and flew into the sky.

Number 12 Grimmauld Place, a very mysterious place...

"I'll burn you if you call me again!" Minnow took out the lighter he got from Uncle Vernon from his pocket.

"Bastard! Bitch! Dirty and sinful bastard! Bastard, freak, ugly bastard, get out of here! How dare you defile my ancestor's house—"

Because Mino accidentally tripped over the umbrella, he woke up the portrait behind the curtain and began to scream hysterically, causing other portraits to also scream together, which almost shattered the eardrums.

Sirius stepped forward and grabbed the curtain, shouting: "Shut up! You-"

"Old witch!" Mino shouted loudly, "Look at what you look like! Your saliva is almost dripping out of the portrait! Ugly and disgusting face... you are still pure blood? Are you a member of the Black family? A child from a Muggle?"

"What did you say? What did you say!" Mrs. Black began to scream, "I am a pure blood! I am a member of the Black family! How do you, a dirty, disgusting, hateful mudblood, have the right to enter here!"

"You're anxious!" Mino smiled, "Merlin, are you really a Muggle child?"

"I'm not! My bloodline is the noblest!"

"You are what you are!"

"I'm not!"

"You are!"

"Okay Mino, there's no need to tell her so much." Sirius wanted to pull up the curtain.

"You-you!" Mrs. Black glared at Sirius and shouted sternly, "Prodigal son, the disgrace of the family, the evil offspring I gave birth to!"

"What? You don't know, right? Sirius is not your child!" Mino said seriously, "He is Dumbledore's child. Your child is a squib. Dumbledore was afraid that you would be sad, so he gave Sirius away." Here you go, this was such a big blow to you that you don’t remember it now, right?”

"What did you say?" Mrs. Black almost stared out her eyes, "Lies! How dare you bring such a person here! Bastard! Bitch!"

Mino sighed and said to Sirius: "Is she still unwilling to believe it? Isn't she still unwilling to believe it even if she dies? How about taking a look at this?"

Minnow turned around, took out the parchment and quill from his pocket, turned his back to Mrs. Black, let Harry be his desk, and started writing.

"Okay, let's take a look at this," Mino handed the parchment to Mrs. Black, "Mino identifies the paternity test from the hospital! 90.00% nine blood relationships!"

It was obvious that Mrs. Black was going crazy.

"Damn Mudblood! You just wrote this!"

"What? You actually discovered it!" Mino was very shocked, "Portraits actually have IQ!"

"How dare you bring Muggle things in front of me! Get out! You disgusting thing!"

"Okay! Then I have to tell you the truth!" Mino covered Mrs. Weasley's eyes with his hands and waved to Harry. Harry reluctantly handed the written note to Mino, " This is the paternity test between Sirius and Mr. Weasley, you didn’t expect it! Sirius’s surname is actually Weasley!”

Mrs. Black was quiet for a moment.

"His hair is not red! You are the Weasley child! You disgusting red hair...no damn freckles..."

"Don't you know? Sirius's hair was dyed in order not to make you sad," Mino patted the picture frame very understandingly, "Mrs. Weasley gave her child to you. The child is a squib. You couldn't accept this fact and almost pulled out all your hair."

"Nonsense!" Mrs. Black could no longer control her drooling, and she began to spit out curse words like a barrage.

Mino listened carefully for a while.

"It can be seen that you haven't studied hard!" Mino lectured Mrs. Black righteously, "The subject and the predicate can be reversed! Come and read it again with me - you dirty bastards, you have defiled the memory of my ancestors. Homestead!”

"You guys - shut up! You hateful -"

"No! The tone is not enough! The emphasis is not in the right place!" Mino slapped the wall sternly, "Professor Moody, please take Harry in first. I need to teach Mrs. Black how to curse in a standard way."

Sirius was a little surprised that Mino knew it was his mother's.

"Anyone with any sense would have known what she said." Snape mocked Sirius coldly.

Since Mino was there, Sirius decided not to argue with Snape, and first persuaded Mino not to compete with his mother.

"Mino, we should go in, Dumbledore and the others are here."

"I'll be ready soon—treason! You have to shout like this, do you understand?"

Mrs. Black began to scold Sirius and told him to draw the curtains quickly.

It could be seen that Sirius was still in the rebellious stage, he even opened the curtain a little further and started to watch Mino "torture" his mother.

Moody and the others were not in a hurry to leave, so they just stood in the corridor and watched Mino teach Mrs. Black to curse.

Mino taught her very enthusiastically, and she even screamed in imitation of Mrs. Black's voice when she was deeply in love.

"...It's not okay to call it like this, you know? There is no emotion, you are like a locked up person, it is too harsh - hey, you are a pure blood, show some pure blood dignity! Be like this - —”

Mino took a deep breath and began to say "ah" for one minute. During this period, he also changed his pitch, and then slowly increased the pitch and gradually turned into a bel canto.

This movement successfully brought everyone in the kitchen to the foyer.

"Mimi!"

"Red-haired Weasley!" screamed Mrs. Black, "You are a gang! A gang of bastards!"

"Jojo!" Mino suddenly stopped singing and happily rushed towards George.

"Disgusting, disgusting, damn-"

Sirius pulled the curtains back.

"Let's go in," Snape said to Minnow, but he stared at George with his chin raised.

George felt a little foreboding.

"What's wrong?" Mino asked.

"I always feel... Gryffindor is going to get points deducted."

"Oh, how could it be? Did Ron kill the Beetle used in Transfiguration class again?"

There was no answer from George, because the next second Minnow was held in Mrs. Weasley's arms, and Harry was also attacked by the arm and throat.

"Honey! I'm so glad you're okay!" Mrs. Weasley kissed Harry and Minnow on the cheeks. "Otherwise, I don't know what I would have done - if you had used magic at that time."

"Thanks to Fred and George's invention..." Minnow saw Snape staring at him with a strange look, "and Professor Snape's great help, the disposable wand!"

"Although I hate them doing that kind of thing..." Mrs. Weasley let go of Harry and Minnow, "but they did a good job this time."

"It's very good!" Fred corrected.

"Come here and sit down!" Tonks called to Harry and Minnow, while picking up the parchment on the table.

"What are you doing?" Mino asked.

"A simple meeting," said Sirius, following Tonks in clearing the table.

Mino looked at those drawings and felt that it was not a simple meeting, but he was probably not qualified to participate.

"When will dinner be served? I'm starving to death." Mino sat down pitifully, holding his stomach.

Harry looked at Mino's belly: "But before you left home, you ate a bunch of grapes, a hamburger, two pumpkin pies, three chicken steaks, and drank five glasses of orange juice."

Snape nodded with satisfaction: "Excellent, Minnow, a healthy diet."

"Healthy?" Ron read the word and looked at Snape in disbelief.