HP wants to be boss at Hogwarts

"Eat more, Astoria." Mino added a piece of grilled sausage to Astoria's plate and smoothed her golden curly hair.

"Did anyone say you looked at Greengrass like a pervert?" Draco said with a frown.

Mino looked at Draco, was silent for a moment, and then asked seriously: "Do you like green, Draco?"

Before Draco could answer, he heard Mrs. Weasley's shout on the Gryffindor table. It was a hundred times louder than usual. It was a shouting letter from Mrs. Weasley.

"Oh." Mino looked a little apologetically at the blushing Ron and the dumbfounded Harry.

If it weren't for the fear of something bad happening, which would prevent him from coming to Hogwarts, Mino would not have agreed to Ron's suggestion of driving to Hogwarts.

"What a shame," Draco scoffed.

Astoria patted the back of Mino's hand: "I can't blame you entirely for this, don't be sad."

"How can you blame Potter? It was obviously those two stupid Lions who suggested it." Daphne interjected.

Snape handed down the class schedule, and after Mino patted Astoria on the shoulder to tell her to concentrate on class, he went to Transfiguration class with the other second-year Slytherins.

Today's Transfiguration class was about turning a beetle into a button. Minnow was very good at this subject. He simply turned the beetle into a very exquisite button, which was praised by Professor McGonagall.

Perhaps because of this, Professor McGonagall obviously couldn't bear to be cold to Mino. In addition, Mino sincerely apologized to Professor McGonagall after class and reviewed his mistakes. Professor McGonagall even comforted Mino. Don't take all the mistakes on yourself.

So, just like that, without Mino being aware of it, he successfully aroused a little dissatisfaction from Professor McGonagall for Harry and Ron.

Comparing the two, when Harry and Ron were in class, the beetles had not changed at all. Ron even killed two of them because of a broken wand, which made Professor McGonagall even more unhappy.

On the way to dinner at noon, Mino mentioned a fan - Colin Creevey, but he was a fan of the group, not just a fan.

Draco was very disdainful of Colin's Muggle camera, but Minnow invited him to take a photo with him, so he didn't refuse and even straightened his clothes.

"Can you please take a photo with Harry?" Colin looked at Mino eagerly.

"This is a small problem, of course it will be solved."

After eating, Mino went to find Harry with Colin as promised, and Draco followed behind with Crabgoyle.

"Can you let me take a picture of you two? I also want to take a picture with you two, is that okay?" Colin still looked at Harry eagerly.

"Taking photos?" Harry looked at Colin a little confused, and then at Mino, who stood in front of the three people and looked like a little guy.

"This proves that I have seen you." Colin moved a few steps forward. "I know everything about you. Everyone has told me. How you escaped from the mysterious man, how he disappeared, etc. Wait, you still have a lightning-shaped scar on your forehead."

"Come and take a photo with me, Harry. We haven't taken a photo together yet. Then we can take photos with Ron and Hermione. When we get old, we will have photos to remember the past!" Mino said to Harry excitedly.

Mino and Harry stood together, and Colin's hand holding the camera trembled slightly with excitement.

After taking pictures of Harry and Minnow, Minnow called everyone together again and wanted Colin to take a photo, but at this time, Minnow saw Lockhart striding towards them.

"Harry, Mino, what are you doing? Send signed photos?"

"Ah, Professor Lockhart!" Minnow greeted him excitedly, "It's great that you're here. We were about to take a photo together, but unfortunately we have to have a photographer. I want Colin to take the photo with us. I think the professor will definitely not refuse, right?"

After Minnow finished speaking, before Lockhart could speak, he winked at Colin, and after he agreed, he took the camera and put it in Lockhart's hand.

"Take a photo, I think I can take it with you, and by the way, I can sign Mr. Creevey's autograph with you and Harry." Lockhart said happily.

"Signature? No, Professor Lockhart, we are still students, why do we need to sign? Don't let the classmates misunderstand us. It would be bad if the classmates think that Harry and I are too arrogant, what do you think? Right, Professor Lockhart?" Minnow smiled innocently, "Of course, we certainly don't like the limelight as much as you do."

Lockhart was a little embarrassed, but Minnow was very happy. When he was happy, he liked to talk more, and the more he talked, the happier he became.

"We don't need your signature. After all, you are our professor now. I believe your Defense Against the Dark Arts must be very powerful, just like what is said in your book. I have also heard some people say that you are blind. I made it up, or took someone else's story, but I don't believe a word of it. I believe Professor Lockhart must be a qualified Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher."

Lockhart was startled by Minnow's words, and Minnow took the opportunity to ask him to take a picture of them while he was sweating.

Hermione was a little unhappy with Minnow's behavior. She liked Lockhart very much.

But Harry looked very happy. He seemed to think Lockhart was too pretentious from the beginning, and Minnow was also very happy.

Lockhart confusedly took a photo of a few people. Colin stood between Harry and Minnow, almost fainting with excitement. After getting the camera back, he promised to make the people in the photo move as soon as possible. Show it to them.

The next Slytherin class was Professor Binns' History of Magic. Draco didn't really care about the photo, so he dragged Mino to the classroom.

When Colin found Mino, Draco and Mino took a photo. At that time, he asked Colin to develop the photo, but the two people in the photo could not move.

Mino and Draco were sitting in their seats waiting for class, and Draco took out the photo and looked at it with Mino.

Mino looked at it for a while and suddenly said excitedly: "Colin should take a photo of me and Astoria! That way when we get old, we can look at the photo album together and reminisce about Hogwarts!"

Draco, who was telling Mino how wise and powerful he looked in the photo:?

"I'm your best friend, Mino!"

"Of course, of course, you must be." Mino nodded perfunctorily and continued to think about asking Colin to take photos of himself and Astoria.

"My mom brought me cookies that she made."

"You are my best friend in life, Draco." Minnow said sincerely, staring into Draco's blue eyes.

"I knew it!"

The last class of the day is Lockhart's Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Minnow realized that he had underestimated Lockhart's shamelessness.

He actually asked everyone to take his Gilderoy Lockhart familiarity test in the first class, which was a full three-page paper.

"He's not as good as Quirrell." Parkinson curled his lips as he wrote the title.

"Don't worry, I guess it's not the most shameless thing." Minnow said, writing under the second question Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition: to become a well-known comedian.

"What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite food?" Daphne frowned and almost bent her quill.

"Booger-flavored Bibi's multi-flavored beans," Minnow replied casually.

"What a great answer." Daphne filled in booger on the test paper, but she forgot how to spell Bibi's all-flavored beans. "Oh, whatever, I think he will like it."

"Lockhart's birthday? An ideal birthday gift?" Susan worked quickly and had already written the last question.

Mino stretched his head and took a look.

Good guy.

What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?

Has golden hair.

What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite magical animal?

Any magical animal that can poop on his golden hair.

Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite thing to do?

Promote how great you are.

Minnow could probably understand why Susan hated Lockhart so much. In fact, many people in Slytherin hated Lockhart.

Because this morning, Susan glanced at Lockhart one more time, and then she was considered to be a fan of Lockhart. Then Lockhart came up and sent Susan an autographed photo without saying a word.

Susan quickly explained that she was not a fan of his, but Lockhart didn't believe it, and told several other Slytherins around Susan that they didn't need to hide that they liked him.

Then he sent everyone a signed photo of himself and showed his signature smile.

Susan was extremely disgusted, especially when Lockhart patted her shoulder earnestly and said to her: "I know girls are shy, but you don't have to hide your admiration for me. I don't hate you or think that Ridiculous, you can say it boldly.”

Susan didn't want to say it, Susan thought it was ridiculous.

"I'm not your fan, Professor, I just looked at you one more time. You don't need to-"

Lockhart smiled: "I know, you kids are like this, don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

Then, he gave Susan another signed photo.

According to insider Theodore Nott, Susan almost jumped on Lockhart and strangled him to death, but was held back by Hodgson.

"Oh, I really wish Gemma could have been there. She would have beaten Lockhart with me. Do you think there is something wrong with him?" Susan pointed to her temple.

"Okay, don't whisper to each other, I'm sure you all know." Lockhart winked at Minnow and Susan.

Susan was so greasy that she almost spat out again.

Mino felt that Slytherins really had good eyesight.

After putting the test papers away, Lockhart could still smile while looking at the strange answers and found a reason.

"Oh, Susan, you don't need those words to get my attention." Lockhart smiled.

Minnow quickly stopped Susan who was about to take out her wand, not because she was afraid that Susan wouldn't be able to defeat Lockhart, but mainly because she was afraid of deducting points from Slytherin.

While Lockhart was talking, Susan was trying her best to explain to the people around her that she really didn't like Lockhart.

Susan was not so nervous originally, mainly because several Lockhart fans came to her throughout the day to share their thoughts with her. She was so annoyed that she almost wanted to have an Avatar each.

As get out of class was about to end, Lockhart released a brood of Cornish elves.

Probably because of his experience in Gryffindor, before he released them, he told everyone to catch them back, and then ran away.

just ran.

Ran.

The.

"Did he fucking run away?" Mino slapped the table and stood up.

An elf tugged at her hair.

Mino shook the elf away hard.

"There are many obstacles!"

Draco quickly cast a freezing spell with quick eyesight and froze the elves gathered by Mino.

Others followed suit and quickly brought the situation under control and stuffed the elves back into their cages.

This is much better than the situation in Gryffindor. I heard that Neville Longbottom was mentioned.

Mino looked a little happier as he looked at the classroom where no one left.

"Why would Dumbledore let such a liar come to teach at Hogwarts?" Parkinson patted the dust on his clothes dissatisfied, "Will he teach Defense Against the Dark Arts?"

"I'm curious if he wrote those books," Daphne said. "In fact, the characters in the books have nothing in common with him."

"Oh, Merlin, please, the character in every book is different. How can he be so divided?" Susan rolled her eyes.

"I'm going to tell my dad!" Draco said angrily, "Tell him to let Dumbledore fire Lockhart!"

"Don't always think about finding your father for everything, Draco." Mino said earnestly, "To deal with a liar, you shouldn't fire him directly, you should let him experience the beatings from society."

Zabini smiled: "I have a lot of ideas."