HP wants to be boss at Hogwarts

Snape only came for this day, worked as an ordinary ATM machine, tutored Minnow in his homework, and made fun of Harry at any time.

Minnow was very happy about Snape's appearance, especially after asking Snape if there was a potion that could make people fall for thousands of miles, and successfully learned it.

"Harry, if someone bullies you in the future, I will make a laxative and pour it into his mouth. I heard from Professor Snape that it can last a whole day."

Harry once again covered his ears in pain: "No, don't say it anymore, I have such images in my mind now."

"What? Voldemort wipes his ass?"

Mino curled her lips, feeling that Harry's mental endurance was too poor. She once saw Astoria wiping her nose, and she just thought for a moment that the little angel still had runny nose.

"But I'm really curious. You said that Voldemort divided himself into several parts, so is he still a carbon-based creature? Oh, no, we are in a magical world and cannot talk about science."

Harry leaned against the bedside with a look of despair on his face.

"No way? Is it such a big shock to you that Professor Dumbledore defecates?" Mino looked shocked, "But... but Professor Dumbledore often eats a lot of things together, and he may often have diarrhea - oh, But there is a magic potion - but maybe it can only relieve the pain, maybe -"

"Stop!" Harry sat up straight and covered Mino's mouth.

Mino looked at Harry with an innocent face: "Don't you like it? Well, then I won't say anything."

Seeing that Mino looked a little sad, Harry felt a little sorry and said, "It's either... it's..."

"You just can't imagine it, right? In fact, I can't imagine it, but it's normal, so in order to help those who can't defecate normally, I learned the magic potion that can make them defecate." Mino excitedly raised his hand My own notes, "I decided to let Hodgson test it first after I concoct it!"

"...Do you have a big grudge against him?"

"It's okay. I just heard him tell Previtt that he was constipated, so I planned to help him."

Harry didn't know what to say for a moment.

Minnow patted Harry on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Harry, actually Dumbledore may not be able to defecate. After all, he is the most powerful magician. I decided that he should be able to control his feces. Maybe You can make feces disappear directly from your stomach.”

Mino didn't know if Harry would still struggle with this issue later. After she said this, she felt sleepy and went back to her room.

It was almost time to leave for school, but Ron and the others had not been seen yet. However, Draco came to the Leaky Cauldron to find Mino, and asked her very excitedly how she inflated his aunt.

"Oh, I thought you would beat her into a ball, but I didn't expect you to blow her into a ball." Draco's face was filled with a smile, "You know, when my dad told me the news , I'm so happy for you that you finally took the first step against your Muggle relatives."

Mino pursed his lips, not knowing how to tell Draco that he didn't do it.

"Haha." In the end, he could only laugh twice awkwardly.

"By the way, are you taking the birthday gift I gave you?"

Speaking of this, Mino suddenly became angry.

"What did you give me?" Mino took out the colorful tile from his pocket and slapped it on the table.

The heavy sound made the wizards in the Leaky Cauldron pay attention, and Mino quickly said "Sorry" to them.

"What's wrong? I asked someone to do this specially. The color is very beautiful."

"What's so nice about it? It's colorful, and it lights up at night. I can't even sleep!"

In fact, Mino slept very well, because she put a brick in Harry's room at night. The light of this brick could not be covered, it was like a small night light, and the colorful light made Mino I feel like I'm dancing.

"Aren't the bricks you've been looking for for a long time in Hogwarts broken?" Draco looked aggrieved. "I specially found someone to make them and cast a spell on them. Can't you feel the weight when you hold them?" ?”

"How can I hit someone without weight?" Mino weighed the brick in his hand. It was as light as a feather.

"You can't feel the weight, but it's very convenient for taking pictures of people."

Mino nodded and just slapped the bricks on the table. The sound was really loud.

Still somewhat satisfied, Mino put the brick back into his pocket.

"Who did you come here with?"

"With my mother, she's buying books for me." Draco looked happy, "Do you want to see her?"

"Your father didn't come, did he?"

"No, he has been a little busy recently due to matters at the Ministry of Magic."

"What's your dad's connection to the Ministry of Magic?"

"He won't tell me."

"Ok."

Harry didn't know where he had gone. He probably went to the Quidditch boutique to watch the fireworks again. Mino had nothing to do, so he and Draco went to find Narcissa.

Mino thought Narcissa was really beautiful and gentle, especially since she bought Mino two chocolate sundaes.

"Aunt Narcissa, you are so kind." Mino happily held two sundaes.

Draco had been showing frightened expressions from time to time ever since Minnow saw Narcissa.

"Aunt Narcissa, Draco is so lucky to have such a good mother like you." Mino stood next to Narcissa very obediently, "You are so gentle, elegant, and beautiful..."

Draco felt that Minnow should have used all the words she had learned her entire life to praise his mother - just for two chocolate sundaes.

"...You are so kind, even better than Aini."

"Who is Ani?" Narcissa asked Mino with a smile on her face.

"It's a mother in "The Tales of Beedle the Bard". She gave her life for her children." Minnow looked at Narcissa. She had no doubt that Narcissa would sacrifice herself for Draco. s life.

Draco gradually felt that he had made an absolute mistake in bringing Mino to Narcissa - Narcissa and Mino gradually could no longer tolerate him.

"I'm really the little cutie of the elders." Mino took the time to proudly say to Draco.

Draco: ...

I thought I was lucky to meet Draco, but I didn't expect Astoria to come to the Leaky Cauldron the next day to look for Mino, bringing her parents - and of course Daphne.

"Mino, did you really inflate your aunt? What happened? Are you okay?" Astoria held Mino's hand worriedly.

Mino suddenly felt warm, put his arm around Astoria's shoulders, and leaned against her.

"Toto, I know you are the best, but you will still feel sorry for me. I love you so much, please give me a kiss."

Daphne sat disgustedly watching Mino look aggrieved.

In the next second, Mino straightened up, held Astoria's hand with both hands, and then said touchedly: "Toto, you are so kind, you are indeed my best friend."

Daphne was wondering about Mino's change when she saw her parents coming over with coffee.

Mino once again displayed her obedient and sensible attributes in front of her elders, coaxing Astoria and Daphne's parents into wanting to marry her and Astoria on the spot.

Daphne was very unhappy, but she couldn't beat Mino and had to go talk to Parkinson.

After all, school is about to start, and everyone has to buy things for the new semester.

Susan also came, but she came alone. I heard that her parents went on a trip and have not come back yet.

"You inflated your aunt? That's really good news." Parkinson showed a satisfied smile, "I thought you would associate with those Muggles."

"Oh, actually - it wasn't me, it was Harry who blew up Aunt Maggie."

Parkinson was shocked for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "I knew you would beat her into a ball, but it is impossible to blow her into a ball."

"...Am I such a violent person?"

"Why don't you-"

Parkinson watched in surprise as Mino took her hand and stared at her lovingly, with tears in his eyes.

"Pansy, thank you for caring about me. I'm so happy. I don't care about Aunt Maggie's humiliation at once!"

"You-" Parkinson suddenly felt it and turned his head, "Mom and Dad?"

Harry was sitting not far away, drinking milk and eating pancakes, watching Mino change his face, and regretting that Ron was not there to complain happily with him.

So Mino once again launched a strategy for Parkinson's parents... not, a friendly conversation.

But this made Astoria a little unhappy. She didn't expect that she just went out to buy a few books, and when she came back, she saw Mino and other women meeting their parents.

"Mino." Astoria called softly.

Mino was shocked when he saw Astoria's sullen face. He immediately stood up, said "Sorry" to Parkinson's parents, and hurried over.

"What's wrong, Toto?"

"Why are you talking so happily to Pansy's parents?"

"Oh, I - I'm just building a good relationship with my classmates' parents." Mino was a little flustered.

"I thought I was your best friend."

"Of course you are."

"What about Draco? You said he was your best friend before."

"you all are."

"But... you only have one best friend..." Astoria's eyes turned slightly red.

"Oh -" Mino felt heartbroken and held Astoria's hand firmly, "It's definitely you. You are definitely my best friend. I will only love you forever."

"really?"

"Of course, even George can't compare to you!"

"George? You mean George Weasley? What is his relationship with you?"

Mino:……

"It should be her boyfriend." Daphne passed by them at this time and interjected quietly.

Astoria looked at Mino in shock: "You... you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend?"

"I...I just...we just talked about it recently. I didn't...I didn't mean not to tell you..." Mino was panicked. She always felt like a scumbag.

Daphne stroked Astoria's hair: "I have often seen her getting close to Sophia from Ravenclaw, Qilin from Hufflepuff, and Hermione from Gryffindor... …Oh, Mino, why do you have so many little cuties?”

"Isn't it more?" Parkinson also came over for some reason. Her parents had already gone out to buy things for her to go to school. "Didn't Mino say that Susan is your little baby before?"

Daphne suddenly realized something: "You said before that I was your favorite woman."

"When did I—" Mino suddenly recalled what she said casually when she asked Daphne for food, "—I was just—"

"Mino..." Astoria looked at Mino aggrievedly, "I'm not your best friend, am I? You have many good friends. I'm not your favorite. I must be even better than your brother. Aren’t you going?”

Harry, who was sitting aside to watch the show, slowly typed a question mark.

"How is that possible?" Mino hugged Astoria distressedly, "How can you not be comparable to me? You are really my favorite person, and everyone else is just a cloud! What Ravenclaw, what Hercules Chippa, Gryffindor, how can you be better than Slytherin?"

"I agree with that," Parkinson said.

"I am just greeting them as ordinary classmates, Toto, you have to believe me!"

Astoria's shining eyes and Mino's firm eyes looked at each other.

"really?"

"Of course it's true, you are the only one I love most!"

"Then...is George Weasley your boyfriend?"

"..." Mino was silent, but she didn't want to lie to Astoria, "...Yes..."

"You...you won't tell me?"

"Because... because I'm afraid you'll be sad..." Mino hugged Astoria, "Believe me, you will always be in my heart."

"Your heart should be as big as Hogwarts, right?" Daphne said without mercy.

"If you talk like that again, I'll throw you out." Mino covered the colorful bricks in his pocket.

"Mino," Astoria raised her head and looked at Mino, "You're not lying to me, are you?"

"Of course, how could I lie to you?"

But Mino didn't say that there were indeed many people in her heart, but she just made a mistake that every man would make!

Wait, something seems wrong.

Forget it.