HP wants to be boss at Hogwarts

Minnow received a reply from Sirius earlier than expected. It only contained one line: I will go to the island in advance. If you see a big black dog jumping at you, please don't panic.

"It's true that the godfather hasn't written for a long time," Mino said, pointing to the crooked words on the parchment, "and he spelled 'advance' and 'panic' wrong."

"Oh, are you panicking? It turns out that instead of please don't ride a horse, I thought the godfather missed the word 'ride'." Harry said, suddenly enlightened.

Minnow looked at Harry strangely: "Don't ride a horse after seeing a big dog jumping on us? Your imagination is as rich as Professor Snape's reasons for deducting points from Gryffindor - oh, and Dumbledore." Professor Lido has just as many reasons for adding Gryffindor points - my ability to score is getting better and better."

The next day after receiving Sirius's reply, it was holiday time, and everyone happily boarded the Hogwarts Express.

Before setting off, Flint vowed that someone would pick them up on the train, and went to the airport to take a Muggle plane to the island.

"Oh, Muggle transportation." Draco rolled his eyes.

"Should I state clearly that it's because you can't apparate and the Ministry of Magic prohibits minors from using magic?" Flint also rolled his eyes.

"Can't we use the wizard's method?" Draco said unconvinced.

"Oh, of course, you can ask Professor Snape." Flint said, "I just learned that Minnow invited Professor Snape to accompany him."

"Harry and I couldn't leave Hogwarts without Professor Snape," Minnow whispered.

"Why can't Professor Snape take us to the island using wizard methods?" Theodore asked.

"Because it is safer that way. Sirius Black must not have thought that we would go to Blackhe Island in the Muggle way - no, he must not have known that we would go to Blackhe Island." Flint nodded and looked at Minnow , "You and Harry Potter are safe."

Minnow wanted to tell Flint that he already knew and was already on the island.

But after getting off the Hogwarts Express, walking out of platform nine and three-quarters, and exiting King's Cross Station, I didn't see a car.

"What? How do we get to the island? Fly there?" Wood asked Flint, carrying a big bag and a broomstick.

"It is forbidden to use magic in front of Muggles," Ravenclaw beater Leonard Cooper said, "It is also forbidden for underage wizards to use magic outside of school."

"We are going to take a plane, which is one of the means of transportation for Muggles. It can fly in the sky, and then we will take a ship." Flint said, "Now we have to take a car first. Weasley should know very well that their father specializes in Studying Muggles."

"To correct you, my dad works in the Office for the Inhibition of the Misuse of Muggle Products." Ron said immediately.

Fred laughed: "Judging from what Dad does, this office is completely inappropriate for him."

"Perhaps he should go to the Misuse of Muggle Articles Office," said George.

"I think you could speak a little quieter," Ron said.

"Who arranged the car to pick us up?" Mino asked. She thought it was strange for a group of people to gather together and hold something that normal people would not hold. Many people had already turned their attention to it.

"Professor Snape, I received his owl letter on the train." Flint said, looking around at the street. "Maybe the Muggles are late."

"Why did Professor Snape prepare a car for us?" Hermione raised her hand and asked.

"Because Professor Snape will travel with us," Minnow smiled, "Isn't it great? He will ensure our safety."

"Can you guarantee that he won't deduct points from us during the trip?" Ron asked cautiously.

Mino thought about it carefully and then answered: "No."

Ron was silent for a few seconds, then moved a small step back: "That's it, my mother is still in there. I suddenly miss my mother, so I'll go in and see her first."

"If you move again, I will throw your mouse to the ground." Mino looked at Ron tenderly, and at the same time noticed the actions of the others, and said understandingly, "The same goes for you, don't think about leaving, Otherwise, accidents will happen.”

"Don't be so fierce," Flint said from behind Blackie, "It should be here in a while."

"Will Black run out at this time?" Hufflepuff's Raphael Chisko suddenly asked.

The Slytherins around Mino suddenly surrounded Mino. George tried to squeeze in but was pushed out by Flint.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Minnow looked at the people walking on both sides of the street, some of whom were from the Ministry of Magic. After all, one teacher was not enough, but they couldn't really restrict the movements of Harry and Minnow.

Because if the only way to protect a person who is in danger is to control that person, then the Ministry of Magic is of little use.

"Beep--" the sound of the car horn sounded suddenly.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound. A yellow bus stopped by the street, and two people got out of it - Snape and Lupin.

"Sorry, it took a while to go to Gringotts to exchange money." Lupine called everyone to get on the bus. "This is the bus we rented. Don't touch it after you get on the bus. If things are damaged, you will be charged."

Mino looked at the clothes Lupine was wearing. He was wearing a khaki jacket over a light blue T-shirt, a pair of blue ripped jeans and a pair of black sneakers.The clothes obviously didn't fit him, but they seemed to suit Snape.

Judging from the fact that Lupine's clothes are all patched, this relatively new clothes should belong to Snape.

"Professor Luping!" Everyone became excited, and even those who wanted to leave didn't want to leave.

Minnow poked Flint in the waist with his elbow and asked in a low voice: "Who paid for this trip?"

"I paid for the travel expenses, but the professors seemed to have paid for it themselves. Mr. Malfoy said he paid for the expenses on the island." Flint lowered his head and said.

"Get in the car quickly." Lupine patted the car door with an excited smile on his face.

After everyone got on the bus in an orderly manner and put their luggage away, the bus started.

Mino felt that this bus should be prepared by the Ministry of Magic. After all, the Ministry of Magic also prepared a bus for the bus to the station last semester.

"Professor, can you still drive?" Minnow leaned towards the front of the car to look at Snape.

"It's magic," Snape said, then released his grip on the steering wheel.

Mino panicked a little, but looked at Snape and felt relieved.

Snape was wearing a white shirt, with the cuffs rolled up to his elbows, a button at the collar open, a protruding Adam's apple, blue blood vessels in his fair skin, and the collarbone inside.

Mino looked back at the chattering teenagers and lamented that mature men are different. Then he saw Lupine, who smiled like a big flower and had only teeth on his face.

"Professor Lupine is so happy?" Minnow muttered.

"He's not happy, it's just because he was accidentally injured by two Aurors who were fighting at the Ministry of Magic." Snape said calmly, "He will still laugh for about an hour."

Mino:……

"How does this dress look?" Snape asked casually.

Mino lowered his head and glanced at the small floral skirt he was wearing. It was a gift from Snape. It can be said that all the new and well-fitting skirts Mino wore in the Muggle world were gifts from Snape.

"It's great!" Mino said with a big smile, "It's very comfortable to wear and looks good."

Snape also raised the corners of his mouth, showing a smile that showed that he was happy without losing his majesty.

"not bad."

"Minnow! Come and play cards?" Theodore shouted to Minnow.

"Okay!" Minnow replied, then looked at Snape, "Professor, do you want to come with us?"

"No, please help me call Lupine over."

Mino looked at Lupine who was smiling too brightly.

"Is it really okay for Professor Lupin to do this? Don't you need to go to St. Mungo's?"

"It doesn't matter, it just makes him happy. It will be fine in an hour."

"Ok."

Minnow called Lupine over, then sat in the back seat, playing cards with Flint and Theodore.

If there were no Snape and only Lupine, it would definitely explode on the hour, but with Snape around, no one would dare, and they would have to wait for the normal one later.

After playing a few games, Mino felt bored and went to watch others play cards. However, because she always liked to point fingers, they drove her back.

"I want to play mahjong." Mino said angrily, crossing his chest.

"What is mahjong?" Cedric, who was reading a book seriously, looked up and asked Mino.

"You'll know when I make it." Mino stood up and took out his schoolbag, took out several pieces of parchment, ink and a quill, and started playing mahjong.

"Are you going to make a new game?" Draco came over, "Which is bigger, the Susan card or the Daphne card?"

"Susan, Susan dared to grab owl poop and smear it on Daphne's face." Minnow answered while cutting the parchment.

"how do you know?"

"Because I've seen it."

Draco suddenly fell silent, and Mino raised his head and saw his shocked expression.

The people from the other three colleges who played this card with him also showed expressions of shock, confusion, and disbelief.

"The people from Slytherin..." Ravenclaw's Ethan Brown took a deep breath, "They are so amazing!"

Mino suddenly realized what he had said all at once.

"Don't tell them I said that!" Mino looked at the people around him nervously.

"Can you briefly describe it? I have never seen anyone scratching the poop of an owl." Hufflepuff's Lien Sith said.

"I'm interested too." Flint, who was sleeping with his eyes closed, opened them.

"What are you talking about?" George popped his head out of his seat.

"Mino was going to tell how Susan from their college grabbed owl poop and smeared it on Daphne's face." Wood was a little excited, "I have never seen it before."

"Me neither!" Ron also showed his head.

"On the face... wait, on the face!" Theodore showed a painful expression, "Is it Wednesday night?"

"Yes... is there a problem?"

"Daphne told me it was chocolate and wiped her face clean with my robe!"

"Didn't you smell it?"

"Of course not!" Theodore retched, "I want to throw away that robe!"

"Oh, it's just owl poop. It's not a big deal. You will always get it when you go to the owl loft." Mino spread his hands and said.

"But I've never caught it with my hands," Ron said.

"Didn't even try to put it on my face," Harry said.

"You two go talk about cross talk." Mino said.

"What is cross talk... No, that's not right! My robe!" Theodore cried silently while holding his weak, pitiful and helpless self.

"It was just because Susan and Daphne had a fight when they went to send a letter. Daphne said that Susan could surpass her in Transfiguration class if she had the ability, but Susan couldn't, so Susan used the simplest method to make Daphne Shut up - that means grabbing a handful of owl poop and smearing it on Daphne's face, it worked so well that Daphne immediately shut up and spit it out."

Mino stood up and expressed with body language.

"Although Daphne's face was already stained with owl poop, she still didn't dare to scratch it with her hands, so she pulled out her wand and wanted to duel with Susan, but Susan grabbed a large handful of owl poop and threatened Daphne with it. Throw it on her. I stood on the stairs watching the excitement to prevent them from accidentally hurting me, but Daphne still ran behind me to hide, so I could only break up the fight. Finally, under my adjustment, they both apologized to each other, and Susan agreed I’ll run errands for Daphne for a month.”

In fact, there was also a part in the middle where Susan was madly smashing the shit out of the owl, and Professor Roland, who came to mail the letter, saw it and deducted ten points from Slytherin and asked her to clean the owl loft with Daphne for a month.

Susan planned to clean the owl loft alone for a month to express her apology. However, on the tenth day, Daphne broke through the psychological barrier and grabbed a handful of owl poop and smeared it on Susan's face. Then they reconciled and cleaned the owl loft together. shed.

What a story of ups and downs.

The only witnesses at the time were Mino and Professor Roland. Under the plea of ​​Susan and Daphne, Mino agreed to help them keep this strange secret.

This made Mino discover that not only can adventures together enhance friendship, but smearing shit on each other's faces can also do the same. However, be aware that it is very likely to end your friendship.

"Why did they quarrel?" Flynn asked deliberately.

"Do you really want me to say it?" Mino looked at Flint with a complicated expression.

Flint looked at Mino in confusion: "Is there anything you can't say?"

"Susan felt that you and Wood had an unknown secret relationship, but Daphne insisted that you were mortal enemies, and said that she had seen you quarreling to the point of fighting, but Susan said that she had seen you and Wood rolling around in each other's arms on the playground."

Gryffindor team member:! !

Slytherin team member:! ?

"Walling in his arms? Flint must have forced Wood." Angelina said.

"Why? It was obviously Wood who forced our captain!" Blake said immediately.

"Hey! I haven't spoken yet!" Wood glared at Angelina, "You can put away your gloating expression first."

"We were rolling on the playground just because we were fighting," Flint said helplessly. "In order to grab the court, we used the rock-paper-scissors method. Wood insisted on saying that I was too slow to use the scissors."

"You're just too slow!"

"I do not have!"

"Stop!" Mino immediately stood between the two people, "You have to fight before getting out of the car!"

"What's wrong? What happened?" Lupine, who was still smiling brighter than the sunflowers, walked to the middle of the bus.

"Oh, nothing," Cooper said, "Minnow told the story about Susan and Daphne fighting with owl poop and then finding out it happened because Flint and Oliver were arguing and fighting."

Mino covered her face, mainly because she didn't expect it would be so funny when she said it.