Make up games from Douluo
Chapter 42 Shrek Civil War
Barak Kingdom, a small village south of Soto City.
The early morning mist had not yet dissipated when a fierce quarrel suddenly came from Shrek Academy.
"Boss Dai, why are you always killing your teammates? Maybe it's because of a traitor!"
"Oh, Lao Dai, you are too good at this."
"No kills in eight rounds, Boss Dai, I really belong to you, let's change our name to Dai Xiaoqi from now on!"
In the simple courtyard, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun and other Shrek players were all blaming Dai Mubai and scolding him like crazy.
"I I I..."
Facing the accusations from everyone, Dai Mubai's eyes turned red, and he was filled with grief and anger: "Oh my God! I, the great Dai Mubai, have never been insulted like this?!"
Although his talent is not as good as Tang San's, he can still be considered a genius, and is one of the best among the Shrek Seven Monsters.
But today, today...
Everyone is calling him a loser!
What a shame!
Dai Mubai's face was full of sorrow and anger, and he could not speak of his suffering.
The main problem is that he is a real person and there is no way to refute him!
During this period of time, the game of chicken has become very popular and has become a national game that everyone likes. The Shrek Seven Monsters are also obsessed with chicken and often form groups to play black games.
However, as the leader of Shrek, Boss Dai has no gaming talent at all and is killed randomly by others all day long!
When forming a team to compete, he would often kill his team members and shoot them in the back. Today, it was because during the finals, he accidentally blew off Tang San's head, and a chicken he got flew away. Lake's team ate a chicken butt.
Therefore, everyone was blaming Dai Mubai.
You said you were just a bad guy, but you always beat up your own team members. Tang San, Xiao Wu and others were speechless and began to wonder if Dai Mubai was a traitor sent by another team.
"What are you looking at? Do you really think of me as a traitor? Okay, I admit, I, Dai Mubai, am a noob, but I am definitely not a traitor!" Dai Mubai's eyes were red, trying to defend himself.
"Tch~ Boss Dai, Boss Dai, you are usually a master of body contouring when you hit others. You often miss one shot with one bullet. How come you are so accurate when you hit your teammates?!" Osk crossed his arms and couldn't bear it. Zhu rolled his eyes.
"That's right! Your brother Ma could have taken you flying, but you turned him into a hornet's nest! Mistress could have led us to eat chicken, but you had your head shot off. Is there anything else you need to explain?" Ma Hongjun complained.
"Hey! Boss Dai, you still say you're not a traitor?!" Xiao Wu glared at Dai Mubai.
"I...I really didn't mean it. I don't know why my marksmanship suddenly became more accurate when I was beating my teammates!"
Dai Mubai's face was full of pain, he covered his head, fell to his knees with a thud, and begged for help from a cold and charming girl beside him: "Zhuqing...save me."
Zhu Zhuqing glanced at Dai Mubai coldly and uttered one word coldly: "Cai..."
"Oh my god, even Zhuqing ignores me. I don't want to live anymore!"
Seeing this scene, Dai Mubai screamed and lay sprawled on the ground, almost like a useless dog.
At this time, a young man wearing a white robe, with handsome features and a gentle appearance walked over with a gentle smile.
"Mistress, Xiao Wu, good morning everyone, breakfast is ready, let's go and eat!" The pure smile of the young man in white robe is as bright as the sun, giving people a friendly feeling like a spring breeze.
"Good morning, Brother Xiaofan~"
Upon seeing the visitor, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar all showed friendly smiles to the young man and greeted him respectfully.
Of course, except for Dai Mubai who was lying on the ground half dead.
This young man in white robe is naturally Fang Fan!
To be precise, it was a tree clone of Fang Fan!
After placing the last portal in Soto City, Fang Fan left this clone in Soto City, and transformed into a cook with no cultivation skills, sneaking into Shrek Academy to observe the protagonist group. Every move.
In addition to Shrek, Fang Fan also kept a clone of the important forces in the Douluo Continent, including the Spirit Hall, Tiandou Palace, Haotian Sect, etc., as an informant.
Fang Fan did not change his appearance, but relied on his relationship with Tang San to enter Shrek Academy. Of course, he was not Shrek's disciple, he applied to be a chef!
He has not shown any soul power to the outside world and has been acting as an ordinary person without soul power.
With his handsome appearance and elegant manners, Fang Fan has won the favor of everyone in Shrek, especially the unanimous welcome of the girls, and he is doing well here.
"Xiao Dai, don't be discouraged. As the saying goes, every mountain is lower than the next!"
Fang Fan smiled slightly, patted Dai Mubai on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Look over there, there is someone better than you~"
"Forehead?"
Hearing this, Dai Mubai was startled and stopped wailing. He followed Fang Fan's direction and immediately saw a middle-aged man with unkempt hair and a beard face, rolling on the ground!
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Die again, die again, and fall into boxes!"
"Twenty of them in total, and not a single person was killed. Why am I, Yu Xiaogang, such a loser?!"
This person is Master Yu Xiaogang!
Due to the malignant mutation of martial arts, the master would never be able to break through level [-], so he had long since given up on training and devoted his whole life to cultivating Tang San and others.
But now, the appearance of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" has aroused the master's silent passion!
The master suddenly discovered that even ordinary people without soul power can kill everyone in the game, dominate the world, live the addiction of a strong man, and enjoy the joy of eating chicken.
Therefore, the master regards chicken-eating as his second life, and works hard to practice marksmanship in an attempt to reach the top of his life in the game and start his second spring in life!
However, the cruel reality once again beat the master black and blue.
After this period of qualifying, the master gradually discovered that not only was he useless in practice, but in the game, he was also useless among useless things!
The ten consecutive pieces that just landed in a box further stimulated the master's fragile self-esteem!
"Oh my god, let alone eating chickens, I can't even kill a person. What's the use of a useless person like me, Yu Xiaogang, still alive? I don't want to live anymore!" The master looked for death and came to life.
"Teacher, don't be impulsive, we will take you to eat chicken!"
Tang San and others hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, leaving Fang Fan alone to watch the fun happily.
In fact, the master is so good!
There is a reason!
Not only was his technique poor, but more importantly, Fang Fan, the game planner, had some tricks behind the scenes and secretly modified the crosshairs for the master!
Therefore, no matter how the master aims, even if the enemy is close at hand, he can never think of killing anyone. From the beginning of the chicken game to the present, the master still maintains a glorious record of zero kills.
This directly caused the master to doubt life today and not want to live anymore.
Although this is somewhat untrue.
but……
To deal with this kind of scumbag, you should take some ruthless measures.
Fang Fan thought thoughtfully.
The early morning mist had not yet dissipated when a fierce quarrel suddenly came from Shrek Academy.
"Boss Dai, why are you always killing your teammates? Maybe it's because of a traitor!"
"Oh, Lao Dai, you are too good at this."
"No kills in eight rounds, Boss Dai, I really belong to you, let's change our name to Dai Xiaoqi from now on!"
In the simple courtyard, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Ma Hongjun and other Shrek players were all blaming Dai Mubai and scolding him like crazy.
"I I I..."
Facing the accusations from everyone, Dai Mubai's eyes turned red, and he was filled with grief and anger: "Oh my God! I, the great Dai Mubai, have never been insulted like this?!"
Although his talent is not as good as Tang San's, he can still be considered a genius, and is one of the best among the Shrek Seven Monsters.
But today, today...
Everyone is calling him a loser!
What a shame!
Dai Mubai's face was full of sorrow and anger, and he could not speak of his suffering.
The main problem is that he is a real person and there is no way to refute him!
During this period of time, the game of chicken has become very popular and has become a national game that everyone likes. The Shrek Seven Monsters are also obsessed with chicken and often form groups to play black games.
However, as the leader of Shrek, Boss Dai has no gaming talent at all and is killed randomly by others all day long!
When forming a team to compete, he would often kill his team members and shoot them in the back. Today, it was because during the finals, he accidentally blew off Tang San's head, and a chicken he got flew away. Lake's team ate a chicken butt.
Therefore, everyone was blaming Dai Mubai.
You said you were just a bad guy, but you always beat up your own team members. Tang San, Xiao Wu and others were speechless and began to wonder if Dai Mubai was a traitor sent by another team.
"What are you looking at? Do you really think of me as a traitor? Okay, I admit, I, Dai Mubai, am a noob, but I am definitely not a traitor!" Dai Mubai's eyes were red, trying to defend himself.
"Tch~ Boss Dai, Boss Dai, you are usually a master of body contouring when you hit others. You often miss one shot with one bullet. How come you are so accurate when you hit your teammates?!" Osk crossed his arms and couldn't bear it. Zhu rolled his eyes.
"That's right! Your brother Ma could have taken you flying, but you turned him into a hornet's nest! Mistress could have led us to eat chicken, but you had your head shot off. Is there anything else you need to explain?" Ma Hongjun complained.
"Hey! Boss Dai, you still say you're not a traitor?!" Xiao Wu glared at Dai Mubai.
"I...I really didn't mean it. I don't know why my marksmanship suddenly became more accurate when I was beating my teammates!"
Dai Mubai's face was full of pain, he covered his head, fell to his knees with a thud, and begged for help from a cold and charming girl beside him: "Zhuqing...save me."
Zhu Zhuqing glanced at Dai Mubai coldly and uttered one word coldly: "Cai..."
"Oh my god, even Zhuqing ignores me. I don't want to live anymore!"
Seeing this scene, Dai Mubai screamed and lay sprawled on the ground, almost like a useless dog.
At this time, a young man wearing a white robe, with handsome features and a gentle appearance walked over with a gentle smile.
"Mistress, Xiao Wu, good morning everyone, breakfast is ready, let's go and eat!" The pure smile of the young man in white robe is as bright as the sun, giving people a friendly feeling like a spring breeze.
"Good morning, Brother Xiaofan~"
Upon seeing the visitor, Tang San, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar all showed friendly smiles to the young man and greeted him respectfully.
Of course, except for Dai Mubai who was lying on the ground half dead.
This young man in white robe is naturally Fang Fan!
To be precise, it was a tree clone of Fang Fan!
After placing the last portal in Soto City, Fang Fan left this clone in Soto City, and transformed into a cook with no cultivation skills, sneaking into Shrek Academy to observe the protagonist group. Every move.
In addition to Shrek, Fang Fan also kept a clone of the important forces in the Douluo Continent, including the Spirit Hall, Tiandou Palace, Haotian Sect, etc., as an informant.
Fang Fan did not change his appearance, but relied on his relationship with Tang San to enter Shrek Academy. Of course, he was not Shrek's disciple, he applied to be a chef!
He has not shown any soul power to the outside world and has been acting as an ordinary person without soul power.
With his handsome appearance and elegant manners, Fang Fan has won the favor of everyone in Shrek, especially the unanimous welcome of the girls, and he is doing well here.
"Xiao Dai, don't be discouraged. As the saying goes, every mountain is lower than the next!"
Fang Fan smiled slightly, patted Dai Mubai on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Look over there, there is someone better than you~"
"Forehead?"
Hearing this, Dai Mubai was startled and stopped wailing. He followed Fang Fan's direction and immediately saw a middle-aged man with unkempt hair and a beard face, rolling on the ground!
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Die again, die again, and fall into boxes!"
"Twenty of them in total, and not a single person was killed. Why am I, Yu Xiaogang, such a loser?!"
This person is Master Yu Xiaogang!
Due to the malignant mutation of martial arts, the master would never be able to break through level [-], so he had long since given up on training and devoted his whole life to cultivating Tang San and others.
But now, the appearance of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" has aroused the master's silent passion!
The master suddenly discovered that even ordinary people without soul power can kill everyone in the game, dominate the world, live the addiction of a strong man, and enjoy the joy of eating chicken.
Therefore, the master regards chicken-eating as his second life, and works hard to practice marksmanship in an attempt to reach the top of his life in the game and start his second spring in life!
However, the cruel reality once again beat the master black and blue.
After this period of qualifying, the master gradually discovered that not only was he useless in practice, but in the game, he was also useless among useless things!
The ten consecutive pieces that just landed in a box further stimulated the master's fragile self-esteem!
"Oh my god, let alone eating chickens, I can't even kill a person. What's the use of a useless person like me, Yu Xiaogang, still alive? I don't want to live anymore!" The master looked for death and came to life.
"Teacher, don't be impulsive, we will take you to eat chicken!"
Tang San and others hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, leaving Fang Fan alone to watch the fun happily.
In fact, the master is so good!
There is a reason!
Not only was his technique poor, but more importantly, Fang Fan, the game planner, had some tricks behind the scenes and secretly modified the crosshairs for the master!
Therefore, no matter how the master aims, even if the enemy is close at hand, he can never think of killing anyone. From the beginning of the chicken game to the present, the master still maintains a glorious record of zero kills.
This directly caused the master to doubt life today and not want to live anymore.
Although this is somewhat untrue.
but……
To deal with this kind of scumbag, you should take some ruthless measures.
Fang Fan thought thoughtfully.
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