I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

This was the first time for Zhang Chun to be banged by someone. The other person was a tall girl with long legs and wavy hair... A strong fragrance secretly entered his nose. For a moment, he had mixed feelings and didn't know what to do next. manage.

"Sorry, I have never seen you, miss..." Zhang Chun said, looking at the girl opposite.

"Call senior!" Penello, a tall girl, interrupted him.

"why?"

"I just graduated this summer. I am the former prefect of Ravenclaw. You should call me Senior Sister." Penello said.

"So that's it... but it's impossible," Zhang Chun smiled softly, "You have already graduated and left. I just entered the school this semester. You and I have never had lunch together in the auditorium. We The two have nothing to do with each other, and I don’t know you, so why should I call you senior?”

"But I'm older than you and entered Hogwarts earlier!" Penello said.

"There are many people who are older than me and entered Hogwarts earlier, including Professor Flitwick, Professor Dumbledore, and Professor McGonagall who was also a student decades ago... Do I call them senior?" Zhang Chun frowned and looked at her.

Penello didn't expect Zhang Chun to deny her from this angle. She was stunned for a moment and said, "Okay, even if you really call me senior today, I won't go around you. Even if I'm just an outsider, as an ex-La Wenclaw's prefects, if you dare to bully them, you won't do it!"

"What a joke! Why did I bully them? Just because I asked Ravenclaw a question? If the Yingyuan really loves wisdom, why is it afraid of the test? Is your test just a show?"

"But it's not your turn to ask the question. You are not a Ravenclaw, a teacher or a principal." Penello reacted quickly and immediately avoided Zhang Chun's question and directly accused him of his identity.

This is actually a weakness of Zhang Chun. He did not have the qualifications to change the Ravenclaw password type.

Of course, this kind of question is a piece of cake for Zhang Chun, an old master in his previous life. "Then you mean, just any teacher is qualified?"

"...That's not the case, it requires outstanding wisdom."

"Yes! Sister, please understand that the authority of my question comes from the endorsement of the Ravenclaw door knocker, not my own identity. The guardian of Ravenclaw Tower, the bronze eagle door knocker is my wisdom The recognition is the source of legitimacy, don’t you agree? Then you have to question the knocker first.”

"..."

Zhang Chun left Penello speechless with just a few words.

Just as the two were confronting each other, Hermione's voice suddenly said, "Oh... Penelo, why are you... back? Haven't you already graduated?"

Zhang Chun and Penello turned their heads. Hermione and Ron were standing in the corridor with their transfiguration textbooks, looking at the hostile confrontation between the two in surprise.

Ravenclaw, who had just given Penello an idea, saw that the situation was not good and sneaked away secretly.

Penello saw Hermione, and her tense expression relaxed a little. She looked at Hermione and Ron, and let go of Zhang Chun.

"I'm here to apply for a teaching assistant position in the college. I heard that only by working as a good teaching assistant under a professor can you stay at Hogwarts and become a future teacher." Penello shook her wavy hair and said to Hercules. Min explained.

"...Will your father agree?"

"I don't care!" Penello suddenly got a little excited. She raised her voice and said, "I belong to the magical world. I am a wizard. I am not my father's vassal. Let his Microsoft and Yahoo go to hell!"

I go?

When Zhang Chun heard her suddenly say "Microsoft" and "Yahoo", he was so surprised that he almost dislocated his jaw...

Hermione and Ron looked at each other and said nothing.

But Ron suddenly asked, "Patsy...how is my brother? I heard he said he would go to the Ministry of Magic with you for an internship during the summer vacation..."

"Don't mention him, please don't mention him in front of me in the future." Penello reached out to stop Ron and looked at the latter seriously, "If I can pass the application, I don't want anyone to ask me this all day long. Boring question."

"...Okay." Ron stopped talking.

Penello turned to look at Zhang Chun again and snorted, "If I see you causing trouble for Ravenclaw again...otherwise, you know what will happen!"

After saying that, the tall beauty turned around and left...

After she walked out, Zhang Chun was surprised to find that Penello was not wearing a wizard's robe, but was wearing a white slim-fitting shirt, black pants that showed off her figure, and she was also wearing high heels...

If it weren't for Hogwarts, Zhang Chun would have thought he was a model on a catwalk...

I'm afraid there has never been anyone dressed like this in Hogwarts since its establishment.

Ron also watched helplessly as she disappeared into the corridor...

Hermione looked to her left at Zhang Chun, then at Ron...

Both of them seemed to have their eyes on Penelo...

"Ahem!" Hermione cleared her throat angrily.

Only then did the two men wake up from a dream.

Hermione shook her head helplessly.

"Who is this? Why is she so hostile to me?" Zhang Chun quickly broke the awkwardness.

"Patsy's girlfriend... oh, ex-girlfriend, she got into trouble when she saw her. It turned out to be a prefect of Ravenclaw." Ron said quickly.

"Oh...hey..." Zhang Chunxin said that this was too exaggerated, right?Does the author of the original work have any special care for the Weasley family?

In the original book of "Harry Potter", the Veela-mixed Fleur married Ron's brother Charlie, Patsy had an ex-girlfriend who was like a supermodel, the twins had a very good relationship with the athletic beauty Angelina, and Ron was the god of food. Marrying Hermione, Ginny won the school darling and legendary wizard Harry Potter...

Zhang Chun suddenly felt particularly unbalanced...

.

Seeing Zhang Chun's uncertain face, Hermione thought he was angry (Zhang Chun was indeed angry), so she quickly explained, "Penello...she is like me, her parents are Muggles, and many people do this because of She often attacks him and she becomes very aggressive. Don't mind..."

"Bore her parents are Muggles?" Zhang Chun was stunned thoughtfully.

"Yes! When we were in second grade, she was attacked by the Slytherin basilisk, and we were all petrified..." Hermione said.

She couldn't help but think of those horrific days in second grade when she was dominated by the basilisk.

"Tell me about her...I just heard she said she wanted to be a teaching assistant..." Zhang Chun said.

Hermione was a little suspicious. She always felt that Zhang Chun wanted to know other news about Penello...

However, she suppressed her doubts and began to explain to Zhang Chun,

"Penello's parents both work east of St. Paul's Cathedral - oh, you don't know, this is London's Financial Street. When she was invited to attend Hogwarts, her father had always been strongly opposed. She was originally invited to attend Hogwarts. Definitely appointed as the family wealth manager."

"Her father is an investor?"

"Quite famous! Probably a world-class investment banker. Many old European moneymen are in his wealth fund." Hermione nodded.

"...Then why does she have to come to Hogwarts?" Zhang Chun showed a regretful expression.

Hermione was confused and said, "Does this need to be said? The wizarding world! This is an age of miracles."

After Hermione explained, Zhang Chun's expression was still very strange...

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Zhang Chun's heart exploded.

Supermodel Penelo wants to compete for assistant coaching or something, but he has no idea.

But he knew, what era was this in the mid-90s?

Microsoft has just launched Windows 95, which has led Muggle personal computers into the video era. From now on, the stock price will skyrocket.

Yahoo went from a small website to the number one in the world...

Later, Jobs returned to Apple and turned the dying company into the world's largest technology company by market value...

And Google…

And penguins and ants...

In such a great era, the daughter of an investment banker actually wants to return to Hogwarts as a teaching assistant...

Is this the soul-stealing curse cast by the dark wizard?

No, I have to grab all the teaching assistant positions so that this girl can return to the real world with peace of mind and inherit the family business.

Wizards all look down on Muggles and think that their past eras were all luck, but in fact now is the beginning of a great era for Muggles.

Isn't it better to change the world than to be a teacher at Hogwarts?

Isn’t the Bugatti Veyron more fragrant than a flying broomstick?

I must rescue this lost young lady...