I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

Luna didn't know why she was able to find Zhang Chun's small spiritual box. Maybe it was because she had a super sixth sense, or maybe her god was really a bit magical...

But the problem now is that Luna is holding on to the small box and won't let go.

Zhang Chun originally planned to find an opportunity to slip away.

But it's hard to find this opportunity when Luna is holding the small box.

Zhang Chun was a little worried. How could he rush back to Potions class without scaring Luna or other students?

But looking at the ceiling of the box, Luna carefully thought about the appearance of this small box, and he really couldn't find a way right away.Now Luna is holding the box, her two silver eyes never leaving the box.

Zhang Chun had no choice but to wait for the opportunity.

Luna took the box downstairs, greeted Ginny, went to the auditorium to eat, took textbooks to class... While doing these things, she kept holding this small box and thinking about it over and over.

Of course, she couldn't open it. After all, Zhang Chun could only enter the small box in the spiritual field after practicing cultivation.

But Zhang Chun's expectation of "slipping away when she was careless" never came true.

Zhang Chun looked helplessly as Luna's slightly nervous "mug photo" kept dangling on the ceiling of the small box in the spiritual field. He felt like the guest in the previous life of "Don't Disturb in the Fat City" stood under the big screen and watched the VCR.

Zhang Chunxin said, big girl, please let me go. Even if you put the small box in your schoolbag, I can take the opportunity to escape... But don't hold it all the time.

And from this angle... Zhang Chun could see their big nostrils and huge protruding eyes.

Zhang Chunxin said: Why do some people say that Luna is the most beautiful woman in Hogwarts?There are also many novels that regard her as the heroine...

Isn't this scientific?

It has been ten days since Zhang Chun came to Hogwarts. Apart from Luna's pale golden hair and two silver eyes, she is incomparable to Hermione, Ginny, and Penelope in terms of figure and face. Or compared to Angelina, her cheaper sister Zhang Qiu still has long legs and a head of flowing hair that could be used in shampoo commercials.

Luna is that kind of...

If you look at her eyes, nose, and mouth alone, they're all pretty good, but when put together, they look indescribably awkward.In addition, she occasionally seems dazed and chatty, and she doesn't even have a temperament.

If I have to say it, she has the advantage of being a special "beauty"... she is very recognizable!

You can tell her apart from others at a glance.

Zhang Chun thought of the celebrities in his previous life. They were actually very beautiful, but they had no characteristics and were not easy to become popular.On the contrary, there are some women who are obviously slightly flawed but can be remembered by others at a glance.

After all, Zhang Chun is a man. As a man, it is impossible not to pay attention to other girls.

Even if you don't say it, you can secretly evaluate and classify the girls around you if you have nothing to do.

Hermione and Bai Chenchen are girls who are naturally beautiful and forget about the ordinary. However, both of them have some small flaws. For example, Hermione has a lot of freckles and her skin is not delicate enough. But there is nothing that can be done about it. She is of Caucasian race. Characteristics, or will it get better as you grow up?

Where is Bai Chenchen?Everything else is good, but my waist is a bit long and my legs are short...

There is no way, it may be that too much meditation (at least 3000 years) has affected the development of the thighs, or it may be that the Jiuli tribe's true form is a snake tail, and her legs are not in good proportion.

Ron's younger sisters, Ginny, Penelo, Angelina, and his older sister, Zhang Qiu, are girls who don't have good figures. This may be because they are different from other girls. Even after arriving at Hogwarts, they are keen on sports.But when it comes to faces, they are a little worse. Some have sharp edges and corners that make people uncomfortable; some have awkward proportions of facial features.

Of course, there are thousands of people with different faces, and each person has his own perception of beauty. Everyone sees beauty differently.

But Zhang Chun is sure that even according to most people's understanding of beauty, Luna is not a beauty, but she does have that kind of "unique recognition". If she is placed in the entertainment industry of later generations, she might not be careful. The kind of girly face that makes her famous.

The reason why Zhang Chun thought so much was actually to summarize his potential "real campus situation" at Hogwarts in the past ten days.Many people are too influenced by movies or original works about the real situation of Hogwarts. Zhang Chun had first-hand information only when he was on campus.

However, speaking of...

The girl who escaped from the world last time was the kind of girl with a very powerful figure, face and recognition...

Zhang Chun couldn't help but feel a little leisurely and fascinated.

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In fact, Zhang Chun didn't want to think about so many useless things, but wasn't it because he couldn't escape from the small box?

Looking at Luna's big eyes and big nostrils, don't you have to make a comparison...

A man, right...

Those who just want to work all day long are saints, not men.

At this time, Zhang Chun watched Luna on the big screen in the spiritual field running with a small box in her arms - Huh?Why does this classroom look familiar?

I go!It turned out to be a Defense Against the Dark Arts class, which was already Umbridge's class.

Isn't Defense Against the Dark Arts on Thursday?Gryffindor and Ravenclaw go together...

Oh, I was wrong!

Zhang Chun suddenly remembered that Luna and Ginny were in the same grade. They were both one year younger than him and were now in the third grade.

Today is the day for third year Ravenclaws and Gryffindors to have their Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

This is a little trickier.

Umbridge is very vigilant and smiles at everyone on the surface, but in her heart she is a hypocritical and insidious witch.If he wanted to sneak out of her class and go back to Potions class without being discovered... it was basically impossible!

In fact, Zhang Chun is even more afraid of another possibility. If Luna keeps playing with the small wooden box of the spirit field in her hand, will it be confiscated by Umbridge?

Zhang Chun is a little anxious, but facing the current situation... there is nothing he can do.

Seeing Luna walking into the classroom with a small wooden box and sitting in her seat, she heard the class bell ringing.Soon, Zhang Chun heard a sweet and hypocritical voice behind him saying, "Oh, my God, lovely children, this is the first Defense Against Dark Arts lesson I'm giving you little babies. Now, Please put your little hands behind your back, we need to start class..."

Zhang Chun gets tired of hearing Umbridge's voice...

Sure enough, the third-year students in front of them also looked at each other in confusion, with expressions of disgust and disbelief on their faces... Ron's sister Ginny was even more exaggerated. She directly turned over to Umbridge. He rolled his eyes and turned to look at the others.

Of course, Luna was still staring seriously at the small wooden box where Zhang Chun... was hiding. Her two big protruding eyes stared straight at it as if they didn't have the function of blinking.

Then, Umbridge continued, "Listen, kids, I've heard how terrible those horrible, uneducated Defense Against the Dark Arts classes you were taking were, and how those professors wanted you to think it was - How could this be possible in a scary place where criminals run rampant and full of dangers?

How could something like this happen under the leadership of the great Minister of Magic, Mr. Fudge?Those dark wizards who tried to destroy our beautiful life have been sent to Azkaban!The mysterious man was just made up by some guys with ulterior motives who wanted to be in the limelight.I guarantee with my personality that you are all - safe! "

After she finished speaking, everyone fell silent again.

The third grade students have not yet developed the good habit of talking back to their teachers. Even Gryffindor, who is the most prone to irritation, few in this class are focused on going against the teacher, so everyone just treats her as one person. She was singing a one-man show, and no one paid attention to her...

After Umbridge finished speaking, she looked at everyone triumphantly, and then said, "Compared with those illusory dangers, I want you to be wary of those bad students! For example, fourth grade Harry Potter, this is a A complete liar, he always wants to promote those weird theories and make everyone believe his nonsense - you know, this is a naked provocation to Lord Fudge to make wizards great again!"

Umbridge said bad things about Harry, causing Ginny not only to not look at her, but also started to mutter under her breath...

"Oh, by the way! There is also a bad student! This is simply the scum of Hogwarts, a big liar and abductor. Not only is he uneducated, but he also leads all the classmates around him into bad ways...Listen to me He said that a born degenerate like him will sooner or later go to hell or be sent to Azkaban..."

Zhang Chun frowned and thought to himself, who is Umbridge talking about?

In his impression, Umbridge was particularly hostile to Harry, but now listening to Umbridge's words, there is actually a person whom Umbridge hates more than Harry Potter. Who is this brother? Woolen cloth?Fred?George?still……

But before Zhang Chun could finish thinking about it, Umbridge revealed the answer.

"...Zhang Chun, this guy who deserves to go to hell, will be brought to justice by the Aurors sooner or later!"