I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

Looking at Umbridge running away, Zhang Chun sneered.

Not only is this guy hypocritical, but he is also so vicious. Not only is he vicious, but he bullies the weak and fears the strong... Zhang Chun simply has no adjectives for him.But what makes Zhang Chun feel strange is that this Umbridge actually hates herself so much. Shouldn't she hate Harry Potter?

After a second thought, Zhang Chun understood.

Yes, Harry is just an ordinary Hogwarts student now.Umbridge was supposed to be a teacher at Hogwarts next school year.My own appearance...especially the fact that I, Harry and the three of them met the South Asian multi-handed weirdo in Hogsmeade Village aroused the hatred of the Ministry of Magic and made Umbridge arrive at school a year early...

Umbridge came here originally for me, Zhang Chun!

So when she came here, she started spreading bad news about me everywhere, trying to establish herself as a "liar" in the minds of her classmates...

Oh, what a pity. What a coincidence, I heard it all today, so you can’t blame me. I must abide by the school motto of our Gryffindor house, "Every revenge must be avenged, and it is best to explode on the spot!"

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Seeing Umbridge running out of the classroom, the students were surprised and amused.At this time, they all turned to look at Zhang Chun, with expressions of admiration and fear on their faces.

Even Ginny touched her red hair and didn't know what to say...

But Luna asked with wide eyes, "Is it true that I can't mention your name? Will you be cursed?"

"It's time to share," Zhang Chun said to him seriously, "If you say bad things about me behind my back, you will get bad luck, but if you order pearl milk tea and other takeaways from me, just call your name and I'll give you a [-]% discount."

"That's no problem! Zhang Chun, I want two cups of milk tea." Luna smiled.

Ginny understood that Zhang Chun was joking, and she also laughed, "I'll have a drink too, I want to add sugar, Zhang Chun!"

"I'll have a drink too, Zhang Chun!"

"Zhang Chun!"

...The classroom suddenly became a mess as Zhang Chun's name was shouted.

Zhang Chun smiled and shook his head, thinking that the order for milk tea tonight would be doubled...

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After a while, Umbridge did not come back. Zhang Chun said goodbye to several classmates and left the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom.

Luna raised her head and looked at him disappearing at the door, then sat down with a pouted mouth...

As soon as she sat down, she said "Huh"...

Then he started rummaging around on the table and chairs.

Ginny was surprised, "What are you looking for?"

Luna said nothing, and after searching for a long time, she looked blankly at the empty table and said to herself, "Where's my...that strange box?"

Naturally, Zhang Chun took the box.

Zhang Chun walked out of the classroom door and leaned against the corner. After a while, the magic wand jumped out with his butt twisted. He looked up and saw Zhang Chun with a (＾＿-) expression. Then he changed, Lingtian Xiao The box flew into Zhang Chun's hand.

"It's really yours! You've become such a great snake, you're a bit like a master." Zhang Chunxiao stretched out his hand to it.

The wand jumped into his hand with a playful smile, and Zhang Chun put it into his inner pocket.

Zhang Chun walked downstairs. He had not forgotten that he was supposed to have a Potions class today, and Snape had long wanted to cause trouble for him.But if there is such a delay today, not to mention being late for Potions class, Professor Snape will definitely use it as an excuse.

But there was no way. If Umbridge hadn't interfered like this, Zhang Chun wouldn't be a problem with being late, and he would have to miss class.

After all, you can't just appear out of thin air and scare people.

Walking to the underground floor, the Potions classroom is right in front. There is no sound at all inside, and Snape is not giving a lecture, but Zhang Chun can hear the sound of the cauldron gurgling outside...

Today is a practical class!

Everyone is cooking the magic potion.

Zhang Chunxin said there was no other way, so just go in.

He arrived at the door and secretly looked in... Sure enough, the Gryffindor and Slytherin students were nervously brewing potions around their cauldrons!But I didn't see Snape... I don't know where he went.

Zhang Chun took a step inside quietly, and just took a step into the classroom...

He felt a "whoosh" of evil wind in the back of his head...

Zhang Chun is no longer the same person he was back then. Judging from the speed of the wind behind his head, he can keenly feel that the thing that attacked him is... a book!

"I'm sorry!" Zhang Chun quickly bowed, just in time to knock out the incoming book.

As soon as the students heard his voice, they immediately turned around and looked at the back of the classroom (the door to the Potions class is at the back of the classroom). They were shocked when they saw Professor Snape waving a book and aiming at the back of Zhang Chun's head. He passed by, but Zhang Chun bowed and let him pass without being hit...

The book was empty. Snape's face turned cold. He picked up the book and patted Zhang Chun's head. While patting him, he asked coldly, "Why are you late?"

"Hello, Professor!" Zhang Chun hurriedly turned his head and bowed to him. This time he was able to avoid Snape's slap just in time. "It was Professor Umbridge who called me..."

"Why did she call you? You have to take Potions class, you should know." Snape missed the second time, his face turned cold, and while talking, he slapped Zhang Chun in the face with a book...

"She had to call me, and I didn't know!" Zhang Chun straightened his body and spread his hands with a helpless expression.

And just in time to avoid Snape's backhand attack...

"Remember! You are my student first. You have to take my Potions class!" Snape was unwilling to give in and shouted three disconnected words: "You have to take", "My" and "Potions class". When he came, he hit Zhang Chun continuously with the thick book in his hand.

Zhang Chun backed away repeatedly with an apology on his face, "I was wrong, and I am willing to accept your punishment."

He said he was wrong and was willing to accept punishment, but he just managed to avoid Snape's three consecutive attacks.

"Is any punishment acceptable?" Snape took a step forward, holding the spine of the book and smashing it down.

"Let's deduct points. Anyway, we scored quite a lot last time..." Zhang Chun moved two feet away with a swoosh, allowing Snape's blow to miss.

Snape's face was ashen. He had just heard a sound on the other side of the stairs and hid at the door. He just wanted to take advantage of Zhang Chun's entrance and slap a thick potion book on his face to relieve his worries. hate.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Chun looked like he had eyes on the back of his head. Every time his book hit him, he would avoid it.

Thinking about the time when I used books to hit people with my own hands, it was the most effective against Ron and Harry.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Chun... actually avoided it every time.

All the students could clearly see the exchanges between Snape and Zhang Chun. They all looked at the two people with their mouths open in amazement as they danced in unison as if they were dancing tango.

Snape looked at him coldly, "You move very quickly... Do you think you can escape punishment like this?"

"I said, I admit I was wrong, you can deduct points!" Zhang Chun looked at Snape with a smile.

Snape wouldn't deduct points. At most, he would deduct 10 points for being late for class... How could 10 points relieve the hatred in his heart?

"Stand still, let me punish you, and I won't deduct points from Gryffindor." Snape stared at him sinisterly and put forward his conditions.

"Can you take a beating so that I can be held accountable for being late?"

"can."

"That's no problem, you can fight, I will never move!" After Zhang Chun finished speaking, he stood up with his head held high.

Snape was afraid that he would be able to dodge very quickly, and for the moment he held a potions book that was as thick as his head and did not hit him...

"Are you coming? Oh, I said I wouldn't move. Just wait for me to turn around." Zhang Chun immediately turned around and stood upright on the ground, as if he was ready to be beaten by you.

A smile appeared on Snape's lips, saying in his heart that if I don't beat you hard today, it's hard to eliminate the hatred in my heart!

At that moment, he held the potion book in both hands, twisted his waist and turned around, and hit Zhang Chun's head with all his strength...

"Crack! Crash..."

The potion book, which was as thick as a turning head, was still an inch away from Zhang Chun's head. It was as if it had been slapped on something hard, and it instantly scattered into flying pages...