I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

After class in the morning, Zhang Chun brought the confused Harry and the three of them to the kitchen.

"Zhang Chun, what are you doing? Why did you ask Snape to let you stay in school to work?" Hermione stared at him, looking puzzled.

"This is for our own good!" Zhang Chun looked at the three of them and said mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of the miraculous healing properties of horned toads?"

"Horned toad?" The three of them didn't know why Zhang Chun said this.

The horned toad is a very common magical animal. It is very common in potions classes. Snape often uses it to prepare potions. The juice after boiling this toad can become a good neutralizing juice. Concentrated magic potion works wonders.

Of course, the three of them knew that Zhang Chun was definitely not talking about this.

"Its biggest effect is..." Zhang Chun hesitated before saying, "Salty!"

"Salty?" The three of them were even less clear about what Zhang Chun meant.

Zhang Chun smiled, "The horned toad is a magical creature that lives on the ocean tidal flats. It has its own salt. This kind of toad tastes great when used in cooking!"

...The three of them were a little speechless.

Is this why Zhang Chun deliberately stayed in school to work?

Before they could ask, Zhang Chun nodded, "Yes, yes, that's why I stayed in school to work."

After speaking, he scratched an avocado on a painting, and the hidden kitchen door opened.

Dobby came out wearing a neat, clean white robe.

"Ah! Mr. Harry Potter, and you, Mr. Harry's friends!" Dobby said with a wide smile.

"Oh, Dobby! The clothes are so beautiful, where they come from." Hermione was surprised and happy when she saw his clothes.

"It was a gift from a student at Hogwarts! Dobby likes this dress." Dobby smiled happily and pulled up the dress to show them.

Only then did the four of them realize that Dobby was talking about the "gift" of milk tea takeaway.

"They...I mean the house elves, do they like those gifts?" Hermione asked quickly.It doesn't really matter if Dobby wears clothes. The effect she wants is that everyone starts to get used to taking out food and getting paid.

"Miss Hermione..." Dobby looked at her with big eyes, his expression tense.She even forgot that she should be called "Miss Granger" instead of "Miss Hermione".

Hermione's heart tightened when she saw Dobby's expression.I'm really afraid Dobby will say that elves don't like gifts.

Unexpectedly, Dobby immediately showed a super exaggerated smile, showing both rows of his big white teeth, "The house elves like their gifts very much! They asked me to tell you that they will continue to implement your takeout plan. "

oh!Very good!

Hermione breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Chun, Harry and Ron also laughed.

"Dobby told them that these were gifts, and they all accepted them." Dobby stared at his eyes like two big tennis balls, with a very relaxed expression.

"Well, it's better than nothing." Zhang Chun thought for a while, "By the way, Dobby, are there milk tea and egg tarts now?"

"some!"

"Get me fifty copies. I will give them to the third-year Gryffindor and Ravenclaw students." Zhang Chun ordered.

Dobby agreed, but the three Harrys didn't understand why Zhang Chun was given to a third-year student.

"I was sent to the third grade class this morning, and I was taking the Defense Against the Dark Arts class...

Hey, I have to explain this, I was in the Ravenclaw common room last night...

Hey, this is even harder to explain. Anyway, Penelo is...

Ron, don't look at me like that...

Forget it, come back, I'll tell you carefully. "Zhang Chun thought that this could not be explained in a sentence or two.

Not long after, Dobby retrieved fifty portions of egg tarts and milk tea.Moreover, the elves have been upgrading very quickly, and the milk tea has been turned into a tall bucket of water glass, which is cheap and translucent, and the milk tea looks even better!

Zhang Chun looked at the cup and thought to himself, I would just drink this cup. I would have to ask them for more money later.

"Also, Dobby, do you have the... seasoning I told you about last time?" Zhang Chun asked quickly.

"No problem, sir!" Dobby imitated Zhang Chun and smiled.

"Bang" sound,

There was a big red bag of spices in his hand, and then Dobby said in a sharp voice, "Dobby prepared the spicy spices he wanted most for Mr. Chun..."

Mr. Chun...

Zhang Chun felt a chill when he heard this name.Dobby just called Hermione "Miss Hermione", he seems to have called Ron "Weiss", and now he calls himself "Mr. Spring"... I daresay he can call Hermione by other names besides Harry Potter. No one is right!

"Wait, Dobby, where's the oil?" Zhang Chun asked.

Another "bang".

A large barrel of olive oil appeared in front of Zhang Chun.

"Thank you, Dobby! I will remember your favor." Zhang Chun patted his chest with his fist and pointed at Dobby.

"You're welcome, Mr. Chun!" Dobby smiled and shook his head, "...it's all Hogwarts stuff anyway."

...There was silence all around.

Only then did Zhang Chun and Harry suddenly realize why the house elves were so generous. I bet they knew it was school stuff and they could just take it as they pleased!

……

There was actually nothing much to say about the physical education class in the afternoon, because Zhang Chun gave the three-year-old students in the class a taste of the "joy" of chasing and running through the magic wand scurrying around, and by the way, he also gained a lot of negative emotion points as reward.

Looking at the students who were badly repaired by the wand, Professor Moody shook his head and said nothing.

First of all, the physical fitness of Hogwarts students is indeed very poor.As an Auror, Professor Moody actually knows the importance of physical fitness, but these students obviously do not have the physical conditions that make people proud. They have barely run very far before they are sweating profusely from exhaustion...

Second come...

Damn it, why did Zhang Chun let his magic wand throw dung bombs at the slow-running classmates? !

More than half of the two hundred students in the three younger years now have a stinky face and body. Some students are so angry that they cry, and the lawn is now full of stench...

Senior students held wands to help other students clean up the remains of fecal bombs on their bodies, and some even came to comfort the crying children.Everyone gathered together and murmured that Zhang Chun, the teaching assistant in the physical education class!Now it has become as hateful and terrible as before...

Even Hermione said, "Zhang Chun, I found that you have started to play tricks on others recently, just like when you first arrived at school."

"Really?" Zhang Chun said he didn't recognize it, but he was actually a little worried secretly.It feels like the "lack of heart" that Teacher Bai said about him is back again.

However, Zhang Chun thought about it and realized that he actually lacked "negative emotion value".It was as if there was a little devil living in his heart. When he really lacked the negative emotion value, this little devil rushed out and made a decision for him.

Well, that should be it.

After the physical education get out of class, Zhang Chun happily ran to Snape's Potions classroom alone to prepare for his stay in school.

"You are not allowed to use your wand, you can only use your hands to dissect all these horned toads!" Snape said, pointing to a pile of toads in the breeding pond.

"How many do you need?" Zhang Chun looked at the dark toads in the breeding pond with a smile on his face.

"At least 200!"

"No problem! Go about your business." Zhang Chun quickly dismissed Professor Snape and began his work in school.

"No wands allowed!!" Snape said coldly.

"I promise you." Zhang Chun immediately made a serious gesture.

After Snape left, Zhang Chun took out a large potion dissecting knife and placed it horizontally in front of him.

"I said no wand, no!"

Zhang Chun concentrated on his luck and held the magic formula with both hands. After a while, a wisp of spiritual consciousness emerged from his forehead!

The last time he took the second-grade Spirit Condensing Pill, he entered the first level of the spiritual void. However, his vitality was not strong at that time and he could not condense the true consciousness.After being nourished by the second-grade Guizhen Pill last night, this true consciousness was finally successfully solidified by him.

The consciousness that Zhang Chun condensed was a small white light group. This light group moved back and forth around Zhang Chun, as if it was getting used to the surrounding environment.Zhang Chun nodded, and with a change of thought, the white consciousness immediately flew into the magic scalpel according to his wishes.

Immediately, the potion dissecting knife flew up on its own, flying towards the dark horned toad in the breeding pond...

... Snape, who was watching secretly from a distance, was so shocked that his greasy hair almost exploded when he saw that Zhang Chun could command the dissecting knife to automatically dissect the toad without using any spells.

"A new era is coming!" Snape muttered to himself.

He took out the parchment that Dumbledore had left for him - which Dumbledore had asked his phoenix Fawkes to give him this morning.

"Severus, please be aware that the expelled demon has also sneaked into our school. I ask you to protect the students, especially Zhang Chun. After all the trouble, I finally got the Goblet of Fire! This almost killed my old man. Life. Fortunately, it's all over.

The Triwizard Tournament, which determines the life and death of wizards, is about to begin! "