I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts
Chapter 35 Loading Emoticons
After dark at night, Zhang Chun returned to his single dormitory with his elder wand.
The elder wand hurriedly lay on the ground and used the tip of the wand to count the stack of banknotes one by one. After counting, the wand jumped all over the room with joy. After a while, he lay on the ground again and counted the stack of banknotes again. once again...
I go!Am I so worthless?
Zhang Chun stared at this so-called "own clone" and didn't know what to say for a moment.Seeing the wand's appearance of being shameless, greedy for good money, and without a palace, it really... looks a bit like myself back then.
no no!Bah, bah, bah, I was just talking nonsense.
How could I be like that?
Besides, I have traveled through time and am now a good boy from a magic school with awareness and a sense of mission. How can I be as useless as a magic wand?
Zhang Chun stared at the wand, and an idea suddenly came to his mind - he can use this wand to do things that are inconvenient for him in the future!
The wand can understand his own words, and he can be sent to conduct reconnaissance or something in the future. It is a pity that this wand cannot communicate, and he cannot tell himself the information he has obtained.
Zhang Chun held his head and thought for a while, and came up with a solution.
He first wrote a lot of simple words on a piece of parchment, such as "size, population, siblings" and other simple words, and then wrote a lot of simple words such as "apple, banana", and then called the wand to recognize it.
"Do you recognize it?" Zhang Chun asked, pointing to the text.
The wand looked at the words, then at the words, shook his head, and jumped back to counting the money.
Stupid wand!Why didn't you inherit such an excellent IQ from me?
Zhang Chun was annoyed because Wand couldn't read and communicate.
He thought about it again, found a piece of parchment, carefully cut it into dozens of small squares one centimeter square, and drew on each small square piece of paper the expressions he could think of on the chat software in his previous life. made an emoticon.
"Come here!" Zhang Chun spread all the expressions on the ground and waved his wand, "Look at all these expressions. Do you recognize them? Do you know what they mean?"
The magic wand looked aside seriously, then nodded to Zhang Chun.
Got it!This is easy to handle, at least I can do some simple communication with the wand.
Zhang Chun thought for a while, then folded the parchment papers full of expressions to make an "emoticon package", and then took out his [Refining Magic Box].Then he put this bunch of emoticons into the magic box.
"Where's the magic wand? Come here, come here! Why are you counting money again..." Zhang Chun turned around and greeted.
The wand came bouncing over.
"Be good! Go inside." Zhang Chun touched the head of the wand and guided him.
The wand stood outside the magic box. He stretched out his head and carefully looked into the dark magic box. He jumped a few steps away and shook his head at Zhang Chun.
"It's okay, just go in and you'll be fine in a moment!" Zhang Chun reached out to grab the wand.
The wand jumped back a few steps and shook its head rapidly.
Hey, this little guy is quite cautious...
Zhang Chun smiled and said to the magic wand, "I'm not letting you in, I just want you to see if this box is the right size? Can you put all the rewards you receive into this box from now on?"
After hearing the movement, the wand slowly approached the box with hesitation, then poked his head and looked inside the box again...
"Come in!!" Zhang Chun pressed the elder wand into the box and immediately closed the lid.
The wand became anxious, kicking and pushing it in the box, making endless clicks.
The text pops up in the magic box [Wand*1 and emoticon pack*1 have been placed. The refining conditions have been met. Do you want to refining? 】
"Refining!"
As soon as Zhang Chun finished speaking, the magic box began to buzz and vibrate, making an indescribable sound at the same time. At the end, there was a crisp "ding" sound, indicating that the refining was over.
Zhang Chun lowered his head and looked at the magic box. There was no movement from the magic box...
Why is there no movement?Wasn't the wand still tossing around just now?
Don't refine it away.
Just in case the little guy has some shortcomings...
Hey, I was just sloppy.
Zhang Chun began to regret. Was there something wrong with the refining and something happened to the wand?
He quickly opened the lid to see what was going on inside.
As a result, the wand popped out with a whoosh and hurriedly ran towards the corner.The first and second scars on the top of the wand still show an expression——
o (╥﹏╥) o
Wand emoji!This is the emoticon package loaded successfully.
Zhang Chun was very happy.
"Come here, let me see your new expression!" Zhang Chun smiled and waved the wand.
The magic wand responded with an expression:
Convex(`0′)convex
...I guess the wand was angry because I just lied to him.
Zhang Chun quickly said good things to the magic wand, but the magic wand ignored him.If Zhang Chun wanted to get closer to the magic wand, the wand would show an expression of (°Д°) and fly around the room.
Later, there was really no other way. Zhang Chun could only take out a stack of the fifth set of RMB worth 100 yuan and put it on the ground. He sincerely admitted his mistake to the magic wand and promised not to cheat it again in the future.The magic wand came over suspiciously - he started to count the bills on the ground with his head tilted, and after counting a hundred, he started jumping around the room with a (〃'▽'〃) expression on his face.
Zhang Chun was angry and funny.
My heart says that you can’t spend money, so I don’t know what to be happy about?
Hey, human nature is like this. When you get it, you are satisfied, and when you lose it, you are painful. Sometimes you just indulge in the feelings of gain and loss. In fact, you don’t seriously consider the meaning of gain or loss itself...
This intelligent wand is also full of desire, and has been driven by desire as well - it is indeed a "wisdom wand".
Zhang Chun ignored the silly wands that were scurrying around and prepared to start the most important practice every night.
In fact, the path to spiritual practice in the future will be quite simple.
Zhang Chun has already thought about it. He must spend more time condensing Qi at night and strive to be promoted as soon as possible. Things like muscle and bone Dantian and opening of meridians can be slowed down. After all, there are no related skills and he can only rely on elixirs. Breakthroughs, as for things like elixirs, probably depend on luck.
Thinking of the elixir, Zhang Chun immediately thought of the system.
Let’s take a look at how much negative emotions are worth today…
At this time every day, when Zhang Chun takes a leisurely look at his negative emotions, he feels the same as looking at how many fish are caught in his fishing net. He is both excited and excited.
Today’s negative emotion value gain is-8404!
And the numbers are growing - "+45 Negativity from Patsy Parkinson, +53 Negativity from Daphne Greengrass Nott, +32 Negativity from Marcus Flint Montage +184, negative emotion value from Draco Malfoy +[-]..."
Oh, they are all Slytherin classmates!It seems that my dear classmates are starting to return to the common room.
After another check, Professor McGonagall alone contributed more than 8000 of the more than 1000 negative emotion values. Zhang Chun was really a little embarrassed.
Well, it’s time for another daily draw!
Dear viewers, do you know who our special guest is this time?Is he an approachable and affable African chief?Or is it the cold and charming European Emperor who never lets go of his true colors?
Zhang Chun was secretly excited for a while, and finally pressed the lottery button heavily——
The wheel turns...
Stop, stop, stop!
Not blue, not white, not purple...
red!
The cursor finally stopped on the red square.
What are the red squares?
[Congratulations on obtaining the excellent skill - Shushan Sword Controlling Technique! 】
The elder wand hurriedly lay on the ground and used the tip of the wand to count the stack of banknotes one by one. After counting, the wand jumped all over the room with joy. After a while, he lay on the ground again and counted the stack of banknotes again. once again...
I go!Am I so worthless?
Zhang Chun stared at this so-called "own clone" and didn't know what to say for a moment.Seeing the wand's appearance of being shameless, greedy for good money, and without a palace, it really... looks a bit like myself back then.
no no!Bah, bah, bah, I was just talking nonsense.
How could I be like that?
Besides, I have traveled through time and am now a good boy from a magic school with awareness and a sense of mission. How can I be as useless as a magic wand?
Zhang Chun stared at the wand, and an idea suddenly came to his mind - he can use this wand to do things that are inconvenient for him in the future!
The wand can understand his own words, and he can be sent to conduct reconnaissance or something in the future. It is a pity that this wand cannot communicate, and he cannot tell himself the information he has obtained.
Zhang Chun held his head and thought for a while, and came up with a solution.
He first wrote a lot of simple words on a piece of parchment, such as "size, population, siblings" and other simple words, and then wrote a lot of simple words such as "apple, banana", and then called the wand to recognize it.
"Do you recognize it?" Zhang Chun asked, pointing to the text.
The wand looked at the words, then at the words, shook his head, and jumped back to counting the money.
Stupid wand!Why didn't you inherit such an excellent IQ from me?
Zhang Chun was annoyed because Wand couldn't read and communicate.
He thought about it again, found a piece of parchment, carefully cut it into dozens of small squares one centimeter square, and drew on each small square piece of paper the expressions he could think of on the chat software in his previous life. made an emoticon.
"Come here!" Zhang Chun spread all the expressions on the ground and waved his wand, "Look at all these expressions. Do you recognize them? Do you know what they mean?"
The magic wand looked aside seriously, then nodded to Zhang Chun.
Got it!This is easy to handle, at least I can do some simple communication with the wand.
Zhang Chun thought for a while, then folded the parchment papers full of expressions to make an "emoticon package", and then took out his [Refining Magic Box].Then he put this bunch of emoticons into the magic box.
"Where's the magic wand? Come here, come here! Why are you counting money again..." Zhang Chun turned around and greeted.
The wand came bouncing over.
"Be good! Go inside." Zhang Chun touched the head of the wand and guided him.
The wand stood outside the magic box. He stretched out his head and carefully looked into the dark magic box. He jumped a few steps away and shook his head at Zhang Chun.
"It's okay, just go in and you'll be fine in a moment!" Zhang Chun reached out to grab the wand.
The wand jumped back a few steps and shook its head rapidly.
Hey, this little guy is quite cautious...
Zhang Chun smiled and said to the magic wand, "I'm not letting you in, I just want you to see if this box is the right size? Can you put all the rewards you receive into this box from now on?"
After hearing the movement, the wand slowly approached the box with hesitation, then poked his head and looked inside the box again...
"Come in!!" Zhang Chun pressed the elder wand into the box and immediately closed the lid.
The wand became anxious, kicking and pushing it in the box, making endless clicks.
The text pops up in the magic box [Wand*1 and emoticon pack*1 have been placed. The refining conditions have been met. Do you want to refining? 】
"Refining!"
As soon as Zhang Chun finished speaking, the magic box began to buzz and vibrate, making an indescribable sound at the same time. At the end, there was a crisp "ding" sound, indicating that the refining was over.
Zhang Chun lowered his head and looked at the magic box. There was no movement from the magic box...
Why is there no movement?Wasn't the wand still tossing around just now?
Don't refine it away.
Just in case the little guy has some shortcomings...
Hey, I was just sloppy.
Zhang Chun began to regret. Was there something wrong with the refining and something happened to the wand?
He quickly opened the lid to see what was going on inside.
As a result, the wand popped out with a whoosh and hurriedly ran towards the corner.The first and second scars on the top of the wand still show an expression——
o (╥﹏╥) o
Wand emoji!This is the emoticon package loaded successfully.
Zhang Chun was very happy.
"Come here, let me see your new expression!" Zhang Chun smiled and waved the wand.
The magic wand responded with an expression:
Convex(`0′)convex
...I guess the wand was angry because I just lied to him.
Zhang Chun quickly said good things to the magic wand, but the magic wand ignored him.If Zhang Chun wanted to get closer to the magic wand, the wand would show an expression of (°Д°) and fly around the room.
Later, there was really no other way. Zhang Chun could only take out a stack of the fifth set of RMB worth 100 yuan and put it on the ground. He sincerely admitted his mistake to the magic wand and promised not to cheat it again in the future.The magic wand came over suspiciously - he started to count the bills on the ground with his head tilted, and after counting a hundred, he started jumping around the room with a (〃'▽'〃) expression on his face.
Zhang Chun was angry and funny.
My heart says that you can’t spend money, so I don’t know what to be happy about?
Hey, human nature is like this. When you get it, you are satisfied, and when you lose it, you are painful. Sometimes you just indulge in the feelings of gain and loss. In fact, you don’t seriously consider the meaning of gain or loss itself...
This intelligent wand is also full of desire, and has been driven by desire as well - it is indeed a "wisdom wand".
Zhang Chun ignored the silly wands that were scurrying around and prepared to start the most important practice every night.
In fact, the path to spiritual practice in the future will be quite simple.
Zhang Chun has already thought about it. He must spend more time condensing Qi at night and strive to be promoted as soon as possible. Things like muscle and bone Dantian and opening of meridians can be slowed down. After all, there are no related skills and he can only rely on elixirs. Breakthroughs, as for things like elixirs, probably depend on luck.
Thinking of the elixir, Zhang Chun immediately thought of the system.
Let’s take a look at how much negative emotions are worth today…
At this time every day, when Zhang Chun takes a leisurely look at his negative emotions, he feels the same as looking at how many fish are caught in his fishing net. He is both excited and excited.
Today’s negative emotion value gain is-8404!
And the numbers are growing - "+45 Negativity from Patsy Parkinson, +53 Negativity from Daphne Greengrass Nott, +32 Negativity from Marcus Flint Montage +184, negative emotion value from Draco Malfoy +[-]..."
Oh, they are all Slytherin classmates!It seems that my dear classmates are starting to return to the common room.
After another check, Professor McGonagall alone contributed more than 8000 of the more than 1000 negative emotion values. Zhang Chun was really a little embarrassed.
Well, it’s time for another daily draw!
Dear viewers, do you know who our special guest is this time?Is he an approachable and affable African chief?Or is it the cold and charming European Emperor who never lets go of his true colors?
Zhang Chun was secretly excited for a while, and finally pressed the lottery button heavily——
The wheel turns...
Stop, stop, stop!
Not blue, not white, not purple...
red!
The cursor finally stopped on the red square.
What are the red squares?
[Congratulations on obtaining the excellent skill - Shushan Sword Controlling Technique! 】
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