I really didn't want to practice immortality at Hogwarts

Zhang Chun's shouting gave him a wave of negative emotions from his classmates.

But at that time, when Zhang Chung stood up and realized that he was in the classroom and not in front of that strange eye, he secretly screamed in his heart - it's broken!

Of course, as a proven expert in napping in the classroom in his previous life, Zhang Chun's response was immediate.

"Professor! I think what you said is very good." Zhang Chun first put a high hat on Professor Binns, and then continued,

"I am a transfer student. In our traditional sects in the East, the history of the supernatural world is hidden in the corners of ancient poems and classics. In the end, it can only be turned into stories after dinner. People do not pay attention to the organization and inheritance of history. ! Now that I have come to Hogwarts, I have heard this kind of systematic history course for the first time, and I feel very happy. I just heard the second part and shouted out unconsciously."

The Gryffindor and Ravenclaw students stared blankly at Zhang Chun, with expressions like "I believe you are the only one who is a ghost"...

At the same time, the negative emotions in Zhang Chun's system surged again.

On the other hand, Professor Binns hadn't heard anyone praise him for how well he taught his "class" in about 800 years. Even though he was slightly doubtful in his heart, he relaxed his stern face.

"This classmate, what you just said was very good, what is your name?" he asked.

"Professor, my name is Zhang Chun. I am a new transfer student from the East to Hogwarts." Zhang Chun answered.

"Very well, as a student of Hogwarts, you now have to study the most important course at Hogwarts: History of Magic... Now, dear students, please turn to page 587 of "History of Magic". Let's talk about goblins. The rebellion started in Hogsmeade." Professor Binns immediately buried his head in the "History of Magic" textbook and started teaching again...

It was really a re-teaching. Professor Binns started reading again according to today’s text.

"...The goblin headquarters is located in Hogsmeade. There is a wizard who is a spy for the goblins. He said that Hogwarts should be the primary target of our attack..."

Professor Binns seemed to be particularly forgetful. He buried his head in the textbook and forgot what had just happened. He continued to read from the text, with long and monotonous syllables like a lullaby. After a while, another third of the students were lying on the table. , begins the second half of their dream...

The most embarrassing thing is Zhang Chun, he is still standing!

The professor just said a few words to him, and he thought the professor had to give him some instructions, but he didn't know that this guy started teaching "selflessly" and "concentrate" again.

Zhang Chun was left alone.

Zhang Chun looked around and saw that the professor ignored him and the classmates were all doing their own thing, so he just thought he would sit down silently. Who knew that as soon as he sat down, his seat was empty... I don't know who took his chair. Gone.

"Plop" "Crash..."

Zhang Chun sat down on the ground and knocked down the desk behind him.

"What the fuck?!" Zhang Chun slapped his butt and stood up quickly, then cursed out in a hurry, "Who made my chair disappear?"

The sleeping classmate suddenly woke up again, and other classmates who were about to sleep also started up. Everyone turned to look at him...

Professor Binns also stopped reading the textbook and looked at him with a dead face, "...student, what do you want to do?"

Because just now Zhang Chun was anxious and spoke the language of his hometown, and no one understood him.

But the second time this guy made a fuss and yelled in the History of Magic class, everyone heard it.

The classmates stared at him and asked, "Explain it? What's the reason for this time..."

Zhang Chun looked back at his chair, it was really gone...

He looked at Ron and Harry again, and the latter two looked at him with confused expressions.

Is this someone playing a prank?Zhang Chun thought.

But at this time, I can’t admit that I am frustrated in front of so many classmates!

So Zhang Chun smiled and said to Professor Binns, "Professor! When I think about you teaching at Hogwarts for so many years, many of the courses you teach are experienced by people... You are both a recorder of history and a historian of history." Witness... This kind of qualification is unique even in the world of superpowers in the world, and the students feel particularly admired!"

After hearing this, the other students gasped, their faces full of surprise, with expressions like "I really didn't expect you to praise the teacher in this way...".

Then he contributed negative emotion points to Zhang Chun...

Ron and Harry looked at him with expressions like "It seems like this is the first time I've seen you"...

Only Hermione, the big-eyed girl turned to look at Zhang Chun and nodded gently, "Zhang Chun is right, Professor Binns did start when Hogwarts was founded. Becoming a history of magic teacher."

Professor Binns undoubtedly had a lot of affection for Zhang Chun. He relaxed his dead face and asked Zhang Chun kindly,

"This classmate, what you just said was very good, what is your name?"

"...My name is Zhang Chun, and I am a new transfer student." Zhang Chun replied.

Harry and Ron almost burst out laughing...

Professor Qingqing didn't remember Zhang Chun's name at all.

Zhang Chun is super embarrassed...

Professor Binns looked at everyone calmly, "...Now, dear students, please turn to page 587 of "History of Magic". Let's talk about the rebellion launched by the goblins in Hogsmeade. "

Then I started teaching from scratch for the third time...

"...The leader of the goblins replied that we will attack Hogwarts, but the place is heavily protected and someone needs to go inside to respond. The traitor wizard said, I can..."

The classmates are not asleep either... Everyone folds their hands on their chests and stares at Zhang Chun eagerly, saying "I know you are going to shout loudly to wake us up, come on, let's not sleep anymore and watch your performance..." " expression.

Zhang Chun looked at everyone awkwardly, and quietly said to Harry and Ron, "...my chair is missing."

"There's one at the back, wait until I get one for you." Harry took out his wand and chanted a spell, and a chair flew straight over from behind and stopped just behind Zhang Chun.

Zhang Chun looked at his classmates with an expression that said, "I won't let you see any more jokes." He touched the chair and sat down...

Just when he was about to sit down on the chair...

"Wait a minute!!" Ron shouted.

Zhang Chun stood up with a roar! !

This time the sound was so loud that not only did all the students in the History of Magic class jump with fear, even Professor Binns suddenly woke up from his textbook, and even the corridor outside echoed with the sound of Zhang Chun's scream just now...

Ron and Harry covered their mouths...

Just when Zhang Chun was about to sit down, the chair suddenly transformed into an African porcupine grass covered with spikes, and the spikes on it pierced Zhang Chun's butt...

Zhang Chun held his buttocks, cold sweat broke out on his sore face, and thought to himself, who is this, dares to explode my anus! !

Professor Binns was unhappy and asked with a straight face,

"...This classmate, what do you want to do?"

Before Zhang Chun could speak, Professor Snape stood at the door of the classroom with a serious face. He looked at Zhang Chun coldly and said in a sinister tone, "Mr. Zhang! You'd better find a reasonable excuse for your roar in class. Otherwise, I will imprison you on behalf of Professor Binns..."

The classroom is even quieter now...

The classmates all turned to look at Zhang Chun, with expressions like "Although you are annoying, we don't want Professor Snape to succeed, so we have to think of a way, classmate Zhang Chun...".

Hermione also looked at him with concern, with an expression like "Although it is difficult, I believe you will not let Snape deduct points from Gryffindor, I believe you!!"

Zhang Chun looked at Snape calmly, then at his classmates...

My heart said, OK, you forced me to do this...

"Professor Binns!"

Zhang Chun showed a kind smile, "I really, really like your History of Magic course. I can't bear to see my classmates not liking this great subject. I want to compete for your teaching assistant. I have a way to make all students fall in love with it." this course!"

The students once again took an exaggerated breath and put on an expression like "Are you going to go to heaven?!"...