Marvel Gambit Fusion Superman
Chapter 259: Bad mouth
"Accept any task, whether it's murder, kidnapping, revenge on society, or anything else, as long as you're willing to pay!"
Seeing the weird looks on the faces of the girls, the figure in front of him, Deadpool, felt good about himself and started talking about topics that were getting more and more off-topic.
Don't ever think that Deadpool is a serious guy. As he talks, he has even started to promote himself.
"We have no intention of killing, kidnapping, or retaliating against society, so it's better not to contact us for your sales promotion. I think you can contact gangsters!"
The little naughty boy said to the endless Deadpool.
"Of course I've looked for it, but those sons of bitches actually thought my price was expensive and said they could do it themselves. Such a customer is really terrible!" Deadpool curled his lips and said angrily. .
"Maybe, but it shouldn't have anything to do with us, right?"
"Indeed, no, but you stole my head, which needs to be carefully calculated. If I kill this guy, I can get a reward of [-], but you actually helped me kill him, which hurt me Lost this hundred thousand!"
"so what?"
"So you have to compensate me for lost work time, mental damage, and a series of other things. Well, since you are capable beauties, I will give you a 11% discount, totaling [-] US dollars. Credit card or cash?"
Deadpool took out a POS machine from nowhere and said to the little naughty girls with a mean smile on his face.
The little naughty boys and the others were all speechless. Deadpool really refreshed their understanding of the word shameless.
"Little naughty boy, are we being blackmailed?"
Wanda was speechless for a while, then asked the naughty boy.
"It should be considered so!" the little naughty said with some hesitation.
"Beauty, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want. I am seeking reasonable compensation for my lost work time, etc. How can I say it is blackmail? Be careful, I will sue you for defamation!" Deadpool said sternly. said.
However, his moral and upright words always feel inconsistent, and instead give people a more despicable feeling, making people unable to help but tear him into pieces every minute.
"Ignore him, let's go!"
At this time, Yuriko, who was standing aside, finally spoke.
Even Yuriko, who is as cold and cold as Deadpool, can't bear to see such a cheater.
"Facial paralysis girl, if you say..." Deadpool couldn't help but choke Yuriko.
However, Yuriko is obviously not Naughty or Wanda, and she has no intention of fighting back with Deadpool's verbal abuse.
The fingertips and claws stretched out directly and waved at Deadpool.
Five golden rays of light surged out from Yuriko's claws and rushed towards Deadpool in front of her.
Deadpool let out a strange scream, and swung the knife in his hand, slashing at the five golden rays of light rushing towards him.
Clang!Clang!Clang!Clang!Clang!
Five consecutive sounds of metal collision sounded, although the five golden rays of light were scattered.
But the knife in Deadpool's hand also came out, and the sharp tip pierced the solid wall.
"Wow, the facially paralyzed girl is so powerful! I'm no match for you. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?"
Deadpool is like a character in an animation, trapped in darkness, but everyone present can see that this guy is just pretending, and Yuriko is no exception.
After Yuriko frowned, she stretched out her index finger and fired out a golden light again, rushing towards Deadpool at several times the speed before.
Deadpool let out a strange cry and kicked hard on the ground. A kite turned over in the air to avoid the golden light. The golden light fell to the ground, leaving a crescent-shaped mark on the cement floor.
"Facially paralyzed girl, are you serious? You must have entered menopause, right?"
Deadpool came to the side of his knife and continued to stab Yuriko.
Well, one thing I have to admit is that Deadpool is really annoying to death.
For this reason, Yuriko finally did something serious, and a small golden magic circle appeared in front of her.
Magic power burst out from the magic circle, and an invisible wave hit Deadpool's chest. Amidst the sounds of bones breaking, Deadpool screamed and hit the wall.
"Yuriko, are you going too hard?"
Looking at Deadpool who was rolling on the ground, the little naughty boy said to Yuriko.
"No, his cell activity is very strong. He is a person with the ability to heal at a very fast speed like me. This is not even an injury. He is just pretending. We can just leave and don't worry about him!" Yuriko said lightly.
Hearing Yuriko say he was leaving, Deadpool finally stopped pretending and got up from the ground neatly, ignoring the blood that was constantly spurting out of his mouth, and was about to stop the little naughty girls.
"You haven't compensated me yet?"
"How obsessed are you with this? Wouldn't it be better to go back and get your injuries treated?" the little naughty man said speechlessly.
"Injuries or whatever, just feel free to do whatever you want. Anyway, you women have to leave some blood every month. I don't know how you are doing. The small money is the most important!" Deadpool said righteously.
The mouth is too owed!
These four words appeared in the hearts of the girls, and at the same time, several black lines appeared on their foreheads unconsciously.
That is to say, they don't have anything like machine guns in their hands, otherwise they would really be unable to help but attack Deadpool.
"What's wrong with you? Lobular hyperplasia? Or is it a heart attack? You must not die now! If you die, my little money will be gone!" Deadpool looked like he was not afraid of big troubles. , said to the girls.
The little naughties and the others had tried their best to control themselves, but with the words of Deadpool, their skills were instantly broken, and their faces really had the urge to give this guy a tug.
"Yuriko, I remember you said just now that his cell activity is very strong, and his situation is similar to yours, right?" The little naughty boy suppressed his anger and asked Yuriko.
"In fact, I may have underestimated him. His recovery ability may be stronger than mine!"
Looking at Deadpool who had obviously stopped vomiting blood, Yuriko said.
"Does that mean this guy is basically invincible?"
"In principle, there is nothing wrong with this, but if his head is cut off, it might be a little different!" Yuriko couldn't guarantee it, and hesitantly said to the naughty boy.
"That's it!"
The little naughty boy couldn't help but fall into thinking.
"What's wrong? Are you still worried about beating me to death? Don't worry, let me tell you, I am immortal. I don't know how many people tried to kill me, but they all failed in the end. Even a little wolf was killed. I almost did it!" Deadpool said cowardly.
After hearing Deadpool's words, the little naughty boy couldn't help but think, but he could no longer continue.
"Good! I probably know what to do!"
The little naughty boy suddenly raised one of his hands, with his palm facing the little bitchy Deadpool.
After showing him a meaningful smile, he used his magic power to draw a magic circle.
"Huh? It's a magic circle again! Why do you want to repeat the same trick? I'm not even afraid of Mr. Deadpool!"
"I know, so I never thought of doing this!"
Seeing the weird looks on the faces of the girls, the figure in front of him, Deadpool, felt good about himself and started talking about topics that were getting more and more off-topic.
Don't ever think that Deadpool is a serious guy. As he talks, he has even started to promote himself.
"We have no intention of killing, kidnapping, or retaliating against society, so it's better not to contact us for your sales promotion. I think you can contact gangsters!"
The little naughty boy said to the endless Deadpool.
"Of course I've looked for it, but those sons of bitches actually thought my price was expensive and said they could do it themselves. Such a customer is really terrible!" Deadpool curled his lips and said angrily. .
"Maybe, but it shouldn't have anything to do with us, right?"
"Indeed, no, but you stole my head, which needs to be carefully calculated. If I kill this guy, I can get a reward of [-], but you actually helped me kill him, which hurt me Lost this hundred thousand!"
"so what?"
"So you have to compensate me for lost work time, mental damage, and a series of other things. Well, since you are capable beauties, I will give you a 11% discount, totaling [-] US dollars. Credit card or cash?"
Deadpool took out a POS machine from nowhere and said to the little naughty girls with a mean smile on his face.
The little naughty boys and the others were all speechless. Deadpool really refreshed their understanding of the word shameless.
"Little naughty boy, are we being blackmailed?"
Wanda was speechless for a while, then asked the naughty boy.
"It should be considered so!" the little naughty said with some hesitation.
"Beauty, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything you want. I am seeking reasonable compensation for my lost work time, etc. How can I say it is blackmail? Be careful, I will sue you for defamation!" Deadpool said sternly. said.
However, his moral and upright words always feel inconsistent, and instead give people a more despicable feeling, making people unable to help but tear him into pieces every minute.
"Ignore him, let's go!"
At this time, Yuriko, who was standing aside, finally spoke.
Even Yuriko, who is as cold and cold as Deadpool, can't bear to see such a cheater.
"Facial paralysis girl, if you say..." Deadpool couldn't help but choke Yuriko.
However, Yuriko is obviously not Naughty or Wanda, and she has no intention of fighting back with Deadpool's verbal abuse.
The fingertips and claws stretched out directly and waved at Deadpool.
Five golden rays of light surged out from Yuriko's claws and rushed towards Deadpool in front of her.
Deadpool let out a strange scream, and swung the knife in his hand, slashing at the five golden rays of light rushing towards him.
Clang!Clang!Clang!Clang!Clang!
Five consecutive sounds of metal collision sounded, although the five golden rays of light were scattered.
But the knife in Deadpool's hand also came out, and the sharp tip pierced the solid wall.
"Wow, the facially paralyzed girl is so powerful! I'm no match for you. What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?"
Deadpool is like a character in an animation, trapped in darkness, but everyone present can see that this guy is just pretending, and Yuriko is no exception.
After Yuriko frowned, she stretched out her index finger and fired out a golden light again, rushing towards Deadpool at several times the speed before.
Deadpool let out a strange cry and kicked hard on the ground. A kite turned over in the air to avoid the golden light. The golden light fell to the ground, leaving a crescent-shaped mark on the cement floor.
"Facially paralyzed girl, are you serious? You must have entered menopause, right?"
Deadpool came to the side of his knife and continued to stab Yuriko.
Well, one thing I have to admit is that Deadpool is really annoying to death.
For this reason, Yuriko finally did something serious, and a small golden magic circle appeared in front of her.
Magic power burst out from the magic circle, and an invisible wave hit Deadpool's chest. Amidst the sounds of bones breaking, Deadpool screamed and hit the wall.
"Yuriko, are you going too hard?"
Looking at Deadpool who was rolling on the ground, the little naughty boy said to Yuriko.
"No, his cell activity is very strong. He is a person with the ability to heal at a very fast speed like me. This is not even an injury. He is just pretending. We can just leave and don't worry about him!" Yuriko said lightly.
Hearing Yuriko say he was leaving, Deadpool finally stopped pretending and got up from the ground neatly, ignoring the blood that was constantly spurting out of his mouth, and was about to stop the little naughty girls.
"You haven't compensated me yet?"
"How obsessed are you with this? Wouldn't it be better to go back and get your injuries treated?" the little naughty man said speechlessly.
"Injuries or whatever, just feel free to do whatever you want. Anyway, you women have to leave some blood every month. I don't know how you are doing. The small money is the most important!" Deadpool said righteously.
The mouth is too owed!
These four words appeared in the hearts of the girls, and at the same time, several black lines appeared on their foreheads unconsciously.
That is to say, they don't have anything like machine guns in their hands, otherwise they would really be unable to help but attack Deadpool.
"What's wrong with you? Lobular hyperplasia? Or is it a heart attack? You must not die now! If you die, my little money will be gone!" Deadpool looked like he was not afraid of big troubles. , said to the girls.
The little naughties and the others had tried their best to control themselves, but with the words of Deadpool, their skills were instantly broken, and their faces really had the urge to give this guy a tug.
"Yuriko, I remember you said just now that his cell activity is very strong, and his situation is similar to yours, right?" The little naughty boy suppressed his anger and asked Yuriko.
"In fact, I may have underestimated him. His recovery ability may be stronger than mine!"
Looking at Deadpool who had obviously stopped vomiting blood, Yuriko said.
"Does that mean this guy is basically invincible?"
"In principle, there is nothing wrong with this, but if his head is cut off, it might be a little different!" Yuriko couldn't guarantee it, and hesitantly said to the naughty boy.
"That's it!"
The little naughty boy couldn't help but fall into thinking.
"What's wrong? Are you still worried about beating me to death? Don't worry, let me tell you, I am immortal. I don't know how many people tried to kill me, but they all failed in the end. Even a little wolf was killed. I almost did it!" Deadpool said cowardly.
After hearing Deadpool's words, the little naughty boy couldn't help but think, but he could no longer continue.
"Good! I probably know what to do!"
The little naughty boy suddenly raised one of his hands, with his palm facing the little bitchy Deadpool.
After showing him a meaningful smile, he used his magic power to draw a magic circle.
"Huh? It's a magic circle again! Why do you want to repeat the same trick? I'm not even afraid of Mr. Deadpool!"
"I know, so I never thought of doing this!"
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