Douluozhi doesn't want to be an assistant Oscar

A group of men in black passed by the edge of the Star Forest. For some reason, the leader of the men in black always felt that there was something abnormal here, so he raised his right hand horizontally to signal to stop.The leading man in black took out a map from his arms, looked at the map in his hand with his eyes slightly squinted, and looked like he was thinking. Then he held up his glasses that had slipped slightly with his right hand, and murmured in a low voice, "It is indeed the key." The route is taken! Strange, there should be a village nearby. How can it be so quiet?" The leading man in black said seriously, "Brothers, cheer up, there may be something wrong!"

A burly man among the men in black took a step forward, with a slightly unruly look in his eyes, and said nonchalantly, "What does it matter? It's a blessing, not a curse. It's a curse that can't be avoided. At worst, it's just a fight!" The leader He glared at the man in black who was speaking and scolded, "Zhao Wuji, your skin is itchy, right? Why don't we go back and relax our muscles?"

The man in black, Zhao Wuji, rolled his eyes and did not agree to Flanders' "benefits" of loose bones. He cursed Flanders in his heart for being shameless.But there was a flattering and slightly lewd smile on his face, and he said to Flanders, "Hey, whatever the boss says, I will listen to you." Looking at Zhao Wuji's expression, the other three people also couldn't stop laughing.

Yes, the leader is Flender, the dean of Shrek Academy.This group of people is the teachers of Shrek Academy. The reason why they came to the Star Dou Forest is because Flanders needs a soul ring to advance from Soul Emperor to Soul Saint, and Flanders, who has now obtained the soul ring, is preparing to lead the team. Rush back to the academy.

Flender saw that Zhao Wuji had surrendered and did not continue speaking. The group slowed down and began to be wary of the surroundings. A strange silence emanated from the surroundings, which made the very nervous Zhao Wuji also begin to feel that the situation was a bit strange, and Frand De's expression became more solemn.The originally linear team became a circle.The group of people walked forward slowly, guessing that the village was approaching. The trees began to sparse, but what came into view was a ruined wall. Bodies lay scattered on the ground. The bloody setting sun also illuminated the scene more and more. Desolate, Flanders squatted down, touched the blood stains on the ground, and said, "It should have happened two or three days ago. The blood stains are almost dry."

"It seems that this village is finished. I still want to buy some dry food here. Now it seems that we have to hurry back. It's only more than two days away from Shrek. I hope everything goes well on the way!" Flanders frowned. He said worriedly.

Others also nodded to agree with Flanders' point of view. Just as the group was about to leave, they suddenly heard the sound of scraps moving under the ruins.The group of people were stunned, all looking towards the ruins, secretly preparing for battle.

Under these ruins is actually our tragic protagonist Xiang Chang. The original Oscar was buried in the ruins and fell into a coma. However, a computer master named Xiang Chang from Blue Star had his soul stolen by some force in this world. Pulled to this young body.

When he woke up again, he found that there were two relatively large pieces of waste on his body like a roof, so that the broken bricks and tiles did not directly press on his weak body. Many people came here in the past two days, but I don't know if he didn't hear him or for some reason, but no one reached out to him, which made Xiang Chang completely collapsed.

On Blue Star, Xiang Chang relied on hard work to get a master's degree.As a result, he died inexplicably on the computer desk the day before graduation, before he could use his talents. This is as tragic as being ready to win a game but finding out that you can't play.What’s even more tragic is that after time traveling, he was pinned under the rubble and unable to move. In the novels I read before, other people who time traveling were either Grandpa Goldfinger or the system. Even the bad ones had top-level backgrounds. Why was he only on the verge of death when he traveled through time? ah?Does God want you to win the "Nobel Prize for Time Travel and Death"?

Just as Xiang Chang was desperately waiting for the arrival of death, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside again. The desperate Xiang Chang was like a drowning person seeing driftwood. He used all his strength to shout, but found that he was thirsty. His throat could only produce a hoarse and groan-like sound. He was not willing to die like this, so he tried his best to remove the debris on his body, hoping to attract people to save him through the noise he created.

Maybe God didn’t want him to get that award!

Frank and his team noticed the sound coming from the ruins, and then began to use their soul power to clean up the ruins. The setting sun of this world spread on Xiang Chang's face for the first time, and Xiang Chang finally felt the first ray of sunshine in this world. , couldn't help but reveal a smile.Because Xiang Chang knew that he was finally saved!Perhaps the desire for survival was satisfied, leaving Xiang Chang with nothing to support him in staying awake, and Xiang Chang passed out.Frank picked him up and gave him some water.

Looking at the unconscious Xiang Chang, Flanders sighed, "This may be the only one alive in this village. Let's bring him to the academy. It can be considered a good deed. Leave a seed for this village." Bar!"

The other four people all nodded after hearing this. After all, doing a good deed casually would probably not be done right by someone who is not the kind of heartless person.After making the decision, Flanders and his party no longer stopped and continued on their way.

"What is this place?"

Oscar opened his eyes and looked at the gradually clearer surroundings. He saw an owl-like uncle sitting by the bed holding a bowl of white porridge.

"Did you save me? Thank you, uncle!"

Watch this little kid thank himself after waking up.The slightly raised corners of Flanders' mouth revealed Flanders' state of mind at this time.Flanders said in a calm tone, "Well! Now that you've woken up, you can drink the porridge by yourself! This is Shrek Academy, and I am the dean of the academy, Flanders! You can rest here first. As for what you have done these days, I will make a list of the expenses for you tomorrow!" After that, he turned and left the dormitory.

I was secretly proud of myself: Don’t think that you’re done just by thanking me, little kid. It’s impossible to have free sex here in Flanders!I’ll give you a maximum reduction of one gold soul coin, no!Isn’t a gold soul coin such a loss?It’s still a Gintama coin!

After hearing this, Xiang Chang was stunned as if struck by lightning, and shouted in his heart: No way?This familiar name of the college, this familiar name of the dean, this familiar stinginess.Mist grass!Isn't this Douluo Continent?

At this moment, some memories slowly emerged in his mind, belonging to the original owner.After he integrated it, he was shocked again.I was speechless for a while: I was actually on Oscar's body!

Whenever he thought about the obscene spells he would recite in the future, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart.Then he thought that he would have to lick Ning Rongrong in the future, which made the chill in Ning Rongrong's heart even worse. Although he had never been in love in his previous life, he did not lick a dog to create a relationship.

Although he was a little unhappy that he had become Oscar, Xiang Chang could only be forced to accept this fact (that is to say, I will call the protagonist Oscar instead of Xiang Chang from now on).At this time, Oscar secretly vowed in his heart that he would live a different life in this life, at least... starting from not being a licking dog!