Douluozhi doesn't want to be an assistant Oscar

I saw a short, middle-aged man holding a piece of bread and watching the old man on the side chewing on a large barbecue skewer. There was a gurgle in his mouth and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.

In the end, he couldn't help but leaned towards the old man, "Old Tangdou, you can't finish such a large piece of barbecue, why don't you help me share some of it with you?" Zhao Wuji said to Shao Xin with a naive smile.

"How can that be done? My disciple gave this to me! I have to finish it even if I die!" Shao Xin said proudly to Zhao Wuji.

In fact, Shao Xin's idea is not like this at all.He just wanted his old brothers to covet him.

Seeing that this failed, Zhao Wuji came to another bonfire.

"Xiao Ao! I have invested in you! Why don't you give me a bunch?" Zhao Wuji said to Oscar flatteringly.

"Hey, Teacher Zhao! As the dean said before, everyone has his own food. How can you ask us for food?" Ma Hongjun said with a sly smile.

Zhao Wuji acted like a rogue on the spot, sat down next to Oscar and said, "Xiao Ao! I helped you get a lot of the soul beast meat you eat. You promised me back then."

Oscar looked embarrassed and said to Zao Wuki, "Okay!" Then he took out five skewers from the freshly baked one and gave them to Zao Wuki.

Then he secretly winked at Zhao Wuji and said, "But didn't Dean Flender say we should solve it on our own? Isn't it good for Teacher Zhao to do this?"

Zao Wuji naturally understood Oscar's words and said nonchalantly, "It's okay. I'll help him eat the skewer. After all, he set it himself. I had no choice but to help with tears in my eyes!"

Hearing what Zhao Wuji said, Flanders almost choked on the noodles he just ate.

Flanders naturally knew that Oscar and the others were squeezing him.

Because these little monsters saw through Flanders' little thoughts, and in order to save money, they forced their seven-day trip to the Tiandou Empire (roughly) into a wilderness survival training.

Although he didn't say anything, he was still holding back his bad intentions and wanted to prank Flanders.

At dinner time, the opportunity came. Since Oscar had been staying in a hotel in Soto City during this period, Flanders had forgotten Oscar's special hobbies.

Oscar only reacted when he took out the barbecue grill.Seeing the malicious smiles of the seven little guys, the dinner turned out like this. All twelve people in Shrek's group ate meat, and he was the only one eating dry food.

The most hateful thing is that Zao Wou-Ki made a squeaking sound when he was eating, as if he was afraid that Flanders would not know that he was eating.

Flanders's face was dark and numb.

Seeing Flender's expression, Ning Rongrong turned away and covered her mouth and snickered, "Let him cheat us to save money!"

Then his eyes turned to Oscar's eyes, which were smiling like crescent moons, and he said, "Fortunately, we have Oscar, otherwise we would really suffer along the way."

Oscar didn't answer but just smiled faintly, and then handed Zhu Zhuqing a tissue.

Xiao Wu on the side couldn't help but complain, "When I first came here, I knew he was stingy." After saying this, he made a face like Flanders.

Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai on the side were naturally deeply affected and joined the criticism meeting one after another.

But Flanders's face was livid, and his teeth were gritting loudly.But when he glanced at the moonlight, he revealed a strange smile.

Flender put away the dough, walked to the side of the Shrek Seven Devils, coughed a few times and said, "Due to a shortage of funds, I have only prepared two tents for you."

After saying that, he took out two tents from the storage bag and threw them to the Shrek Seven Devils.

Flanders originally prepared seven for them, but due to the treatment at night, Flanders changed his mind.

Dai Mubai, Tang San, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar's expressions instantly became dull.Four of you, look at me and I look at you.

A question arises in my mind, four people sleeping in one tent?How can I sleep here?

Oscar is deeply influenced by gay culture in the 21st century, and a shuddering picture instantly popped into his mind.

Oscar screamed crazily in his heart: I'm not gay!I don’t want to be a man!

After thinking about it, Oscar grabbed his silver hair with both hands and said with some fear, "I'd better practice by the fire! You can use this tent! You can use it!"

The other three people also looked at each other and smiled awkwardly, "Or we won't sleep in the tent!"

After saying that, he closed his eyes and started cultivating his soul power.

Sleepless night.The early morning dewdrops slipped from the leaves, and a drop of nectar hit Oscar's nose. Only then did Oscar withdraw from his meditation.

Oscar stood up and stretched, then tiredly went to a stream to wash up, then transformed into a recovery sausage and ate it.

A warm current slowly spreads in the body, and the whole person becomes extremely energetic.

Back at the camp, looking at the listless appearance of the Shrek Seven Devils, Flanders had a smile hidden in his eyes.

None of the seven slept particularly well last night. Although the girls were meditating and practicing in the tent, mosquito bites still made them itchy, but Xiao Wu was an exception.

Perhaps because of Oscar's second martial spirit, mosquito bites had no effect on him at all.But the other three people had many marks of mosquito bites on their bodies.

Looking at his teammates who were in low spirits, Oscar directly activated his martial spirit and made a recovery sausage for each of them.

Everyone who regained their energy continued their journey.But the itching on their bodies still tortured them.

On the third day, Shrek and his party had arrived at the edge of the Star Forest, and encountered many low-level soul beasts along the way.

There are also some more ferocious ones among them, but these ferocious soul beasts will be treated as sandbags by the extremely unhappy Shrek Seven Devils.But this time Oscar didn't kill them.Because Oscar thought their age was too low and eating them would have no effect.

This also made Xiao Wu feel better. After all, the soul beasts were her compatriots, and she did not want these soul beasts to be killed.

As they approached the western border, the tired Shrek people had already planned to "set up camp" here, but just as they were raising the fire, many wisps of smoke also rose in the distance.

This made Dai Mubai, who was responsible for guarding the surrounding area, shout loudly, "Brothers! There may be a village ahead! We don't have to camp in the wild today! Pack your things and get there before dark!"

The rest of the Shrek crowd also froze when they heard it, and then mechanically looked in Dai Mubai's direction. Sure enough, a few wisps of smoke were drifting into the sky.

Ma Hongjun's eyes were full of excitement, and he immediately dug up the soil to put out the newly lit bonfire.Running towards the direction of the smoke, the others did not hesitate and started running in that direction.

Gradually, a village surrounded by wooden fences appeared in front of the Shrek Seven Monsters, and everyone jumped up excitedly.

A family near the wooden fence was obviously disturbed by the cheers outside. The old man had gray hair and beard, but he was full of energy and walked quickly.

When he walked out of the village, he saw Shrek and his group standing outside the fence. His face suddenly showed a bit of anxiety. He walked up to Shrek and his group in two steps and said urgently, "Hurry up." Come in! The gate will close later!"

After hearing what the old man said, Shrek and his party stopped celebrating and followed the old man into the village.

The village has a fairly large population. Judging from the smoke alone, there are at least a hundred households.