Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade

Tsunade muttered dissatisfied: "Nowhere in Konoha Village is as bad as you said. Those old feudal ideas of Ye Climbing are all old feudal ideas from the Warring States Period. Where can they still exist now?"

As Tsunade spoke, she arranged her clothes that she had finally put on, turned around and got out of bed, and walked to the bathroom. She turned her head and glanced at Kato Mikaze who was taking a shower, and fiddled with her bottles and jars in front of the dressing table.

"Okay, then pretend I didn't say it."

After such a short while, Kato Mikaze had finished washing his hair and started applying shower gel.

Men sometimes take a shower so fast.

The speed at which a man takes a shower, just like the speed at which a woman puts on her makeup, changes frequently.

For example, if a man and a woman take a bath together, or if a man takes a bath alone, the speed is definitely two levels.

For Kato Mikaze, before he dated Tsunade, taking a bath was not only a cleaning function, but also a habit and a hobby. He liked the feeling of clean and refreshing body.

Kato Mikaze especially likes bathing. He likes the feeling of immersing his whole body in water, whether it is cold water or hot water.

Soaking the whole person in the water will make Kato Mikaze feel like returning to nature, returning to the feeling of returning to the arms of his mother when he was a child.

After dating Tsunade, Kato discovered that in addition to the above functions and benefits of taking a bath, he also discovered another function of taking a bath...

o?Φ——The effect of eliminating physical and mental fatigue.

Immersing in the water will make Kato Yufeng's brain clearer, his thoughts more agile, and his soul more pure.

Perhaps it is the sequelae of practicing the art of cultivating spirits for a long time, and it requires frequent browsing of other people's memory fragments.

Every time he took a bath, Kato Yufeng felt that it could effectively relieve the confusion and confusion caused by constantly browsing other people's memory fragments.

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"Tsunade, stop messing with those bottles and jars."

Kato Mikaze was applying shower gel and talking at the same time.

"You are already so beautiful. If you put on makeup, will you let the other women in Konoha Village live?"

"You don't understand. No matter whether a woman is pretty or not, she still needs to put on makeup. Besides, I'm not putting on make-up, I'm taking care of myself."

Tsunade replied to Kato Mikaze and continued to apply it on her face.

"Speaking of which, Tsunade, why don't you take a shower? You were covered in such fragrant sweat just now."

The salty eyes on his face rolled around, and Kato Yufeng finally revealed his shameless purpose.

"And since I changed the bathtub at home to an oversized one for you, you haven't used it with me even once..."

"Bah, stop talking nonsense. Last time we took a bath together in the bathtub, and ended up being cut off by the legendary psychic beast Kanagawa in the ninja world..."

Tsuna pointed out the error in Kato Mikaze's words without even replying.

When she thought about the last time she and Kato Mikaze met Kanagawa, he was truly worthy of being a legendary psychic beast in the ninja world.

Thinking of its two ever-changing pliers, sometimes long and sometimes short, sometimes soft and sometimes hard, sometimes big and sometimes small, and unpredictable.

She felt uneasy, always feeling that Xie He's big pliers would cut her delicate body into two pieces in the next second.

"Really? Have we ever taken a bath in this bathtub together?"

Kato Yufeng asked doubtfully, and the action of scrubbing the shower gel in his hands stopped unconsciously, as if he really didn't remember at all.

"Why not? Just last time, two days ago..."

Tsunade turned her head and looked away at Kato Mikaze. Seeing his confused look, she couldn't help but want to open her mouth to remind him.

"Forget it, we can't say more about this."

"Yufeng, please hurry up and wash up. I'm done with everything and I'll wait for you outside first."

Tsunade ignored the matter of the psychic beast and began to urge Kato Mikaze.

(As for some book friends complaining that Qingjiao did not write the details of the interaction between the male protagonist and Tsunade, Qingjiao could only say with tears: "I did, and everything I wrote was filled with tears!")

After urging Kato Mikaze, Tsunade turned and left the bathroom.

"Don't go, my dear wife. We have washed together before, so let's do it. This time, do we really not want to wash together?"

Kato Mikaze shouted at Tsunade's back. After saying that, he was not willing to let Tsunade leave so easily, and wanted to tease her with water.

It's a pity that Kato Mikaze now uses a shower, which can only throw away a bunch of small water beads.

At this time, it would be great if Kato Mikaze knew the powerful Water Release Ninjutsu, and directly gave Tsunade the Water Release and Wet Body Temptation Jutsu. Tsunade had to wash with him even if she didn't want to wash.

The string of small water beads didn't work either. Kato's level of Fengshui escape ninjutsu was still not good enough, and he was directly dodged by Tsunade's sensitive teleportation technique.

After dodging Kato Mikaze's water droplet attack, Tsunade turned around and glared at him angrily.

Then Tsunade's cheeks turned red and she scolded: "Why wash? Don't you know whether my body is clean or not?"

Tsunade thought of the last embarrassing scene before and scolded Kato Midikaze again: "Kato Midikaze, you bad guy, I hate you so much!"

"Hurry up, otherwise I won't wait for you, and I'll leave first if there's another ink mark."

After finishing speaking, Tsunade was still afraid that Kato Mikaze would cause trouble again, so she raised her little fist and shook it in front of her, mobilized the chakra in her body to use the strange power Jinhaofen, and swung it towards the big bathtub in the bathroom.

Of course, Tsunade didn't really want to smash the bathtub with her fist, she just wanted to scare Kato Mikaze and make him be honest.

Tsunade had already been messing around with Kato Mikaze at home all morning. If she continued to mess around with him, let alone go to find the Sandaime old man with Naoki, she would almost be late for lunch in the cafeteria of Konoha Hospital.

Yes, Tsunade was hungry.

After losing her temper in the morning, she ate a bowl of instant noodles because of her anger, and she and Kato Mikaze spent the whole morning messing around at home. Tsunade's little belly was already ready to rebel.

Don’t talk about oxen plowing the fields. The oxen are tired but the fields are not.

Although Kato Mikaze was the one who provided the most strength before, Tsunade also had to cooperate in this matter. Without Tsunade's cooperation, Kato Mikaze would not have been able to come seven times even if he was exhausted.

Without Tsunade's cooperation, Kato Mikaze would not have been able to achieve the achievements of the Seven Wolves even if he was truly a shadow-level powerhouse.

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"Ahem, the bathtub is a super deluxe version that I specially bought from Yuzhiguo. It was carved by a master sculptor from a whole piece of natural jade. It is worth 9 million taels and is worth at least six A-level tasks..."

Kato Mikaze saw Tsunade about to hit the bathtub with her fist, but he didn't panic at all. While using the shower to wash away the foam on his body, he calmly talked about the value of the bathtub.

Fortunately, Kato Mikaze's words were timely, causing Tsunade's Jinhaofen to stop directly on the surface of the bathtub.

Looking at the simple and unpretentious bathtub under her fist, Tsunade really wanted to smash it into powder with her fist and let it return to nature where natural jade should return.

Tsunade wanted to open her mouth and scold Kato Mikaze for being extravagant and wasteful. It cost nearly 700 million taels to buy a bathtub.

You know, since Tsunade and Kato Mikaze officially dated, Tsunade has been deprived of her family's financial power because of her bad habit of gambling.

Including Tsunade's salary at Konoha Hospital and mission remuneration, everything must be taken care of by Kato Mikaze.

Kato Mikaze usually gave Tsunade a little pocket money. Even when Kato Mikaze took her to play in the casino, Tsunade couldn't touch the money. She hadn't seen a [-]-yuan bill in a long time.

However, Tsunade then thought of the huge gambling debt she owed, and she didn't say the words to curse Kato Mikaze, with a mouthful of old blood stuck in her throat.

The strange force of the Golden Hao Fist was as if someone had sealed the chakra acupuncture points with the Byakugan Soft Fist. It stopped there motionless and could no longer be used.

I feel sorry for the small money.

Tsunade's fair and tender face turned red due to the sudden contraction of strength, like an attractive red apple.

Tsunade's movements stopped, and she was choked to the point of being unable to speak. There was silence in the bathroom, except for the sound of Kato Mikaze's shower and the sound of bath water.

Kato Mikaze was also bad. Looking at Tsunade's embarrassed appearance, she wanted to smash the bathtub but felt sorry for the little money.

Especially her little face turned red from suppressing it, and even her earlobes began to turn red. Kato Mikaze only thought that Tsunade looked unusually cute and interesting.

Kato Mikaze whistled proudly, picked up the bath towel hanging aside, wiped the water droplets on his body, and walked towards Tsunade, who was still feeling sorry for Xiao Qianqian.

He stretched out a big hand and pinched Tsunade's little face. Unable to hold back the affection in his heart, Kato Mikaze kissed Tsunade's cheek.

It tasted fragrant and sweet, and seemed to really taste like an apple, just like Tsunade's face at this time.

I don’t know what Tsunade put on her face just now. Anyway, Kato Mikaze just tasted apple.

Kato Mikaze had asked Tsunade several times before, asking her what kind of perfume she used on her body.

Tsunade tells Kato Mikaze that she never uses perfume except for the perfume he bought her.

Then Tsunade told Kato Mikaze a lot about her own secrets of skin care and beauty, as well as a lot of handmade cosmetics that she prepared using herbal medicine.

Because she is a ninja, an overly strong smell may become a weakness for enemies to seize at certain times. Most of the cosmetics Tsunade configures are odorless.

But every time Kato Mikaze kissed Tsunade, he could taste something different.

All are botanical scents, mostly the fragrance of various trees, flowers and plants, occasionally there are the scents of various fruits, and of course there are also milky or salty flavors.

For Kato Mikaze, kissing Tsunade and taking a bite is like opening a blind box. You may not know what flavor you will taste.

Regarding the fragrance on Tsunade's body, Kato Yufeng also asked her, but Tsunade didn't know why. She smelled the fragrance of grass and trees on herself and could not detect other smells.

Kato Mikaze guessed that the smell on Tsunade's body may be the legendary body fragrance, because the first-generation wood escape bloodline, coupled with Tsunade's special physique, created a special body fragrance that can change with Tsunade's mood. .

Tasting the taste of apple in his mouth and looking at Tsunade who was so cute and cute, Kato Mikaze couldn't help but like it in his heart and kissed Tsunade on the forehead again: "Tsunade-chan, how could you say that? It's so cute, just smash it if you want. Don't worry about the money. If the bathtub is broken, I will sell a new one."

After saying that, Kato Mikaze deliberately acted mischievously and covered Tsunade's face with the wet towel in his hand.

He stretched out a big hand and rubbed it randomly, messing up Tsunade's makeup and hair style just now.

Then Kato Yufeng turned around, swayed his naked body, took a proud step that no one would recognize, whistled happily, and left the bathroom door.

If he doesn't cause trouble, then he is not Kato Midikaze. On the road of no return in teasing Tsunade, Kato Midikaze must go all the way to the end.

When a man teases his girlfriend or his wife, as long as he loves this woman, it is impossible not to seek death.

Men and women are different. Sometimes they are like a child that never grows up and can be naughty and mischievous at any time.

"Ah!" Tsunade screamed from behind, much louder than the scream she had just made on the bed, "Kato Mikaze!"

Kato Mikaze was dressing quickly beside the bed, and shouted to Tsunade in the bathroom: "Don't worry about the small money, hammer that bathtub as hard as you can, your husband and I can make money at a rate that is definitely worth the speed at which you lose your fortune." .”

"Think of the gambling debt you owe and don't be afraid to add a bathtub worth of money to it."

After Kato Mikaze finished blowing the cowhide, he continued to whistle proudly.

"Boom!"

"Whoa!"

It wasn't that the luxurious bathtub in the bathroom was broken by Tsunade with Jinhao Fist, but that Kato Mikaze's death attempt finally succeeded.

Kato Mikaze was only half-wearing his pants when he was knocked unconscious by an angry Tsunade's fist. He fell down on the edge of the bed and then slid to the floor with his butt stuck out.

With a chicken coop on her head and a water-stained face, Tsunade finally felt sorry for the small money and was reluctant to smash her own luxurious bathtub.

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Konoha Hospital, the autumn wind was blowing outside the window, and the dead leaves on the trees outside were basically blown away.

In the corridor outside Tsunade's office, only two young nurses, Xiaodong and Xiaoqiu, were on duty at the nurse's station. Everyone else had gone to the cafeteria to eat.

"so boring!"

Nurse Xiaodong looked at the bleak autumn scene outside the window, then turned to look at her boss. In the direction of Tsunade's office, she let out a cry like an overtime dog who had to work overtime during the holidays.

Then Xiaodong turned to ask the friend who was still busy next to him: "Xiaoqiu, Kato Mikaze-sama didn't come to our hospital today? Tsunade-sama is also acting strange today. She has been busy all morning, either in the operating room or in the operating room. I was busy in the ward and now I am still busy in the office.”

"The whole morning, your Excellency didn't say a word of nonsense. It's not like your usual style at all."

"Kato-sama doesn't know. He really hasn't seen him. At this time, he is already eating with Tsunade-sama."

Xiaoqiu lowered his head and wrote down the morning's duty record in his notebook. He responded to his friend without raising his head, then thought about it and said:

"Tsunade-sama seems to be acting very strange today. She is still in her office and doesn't come out for lunch. I don't know what she is busy with in there."

Although Kato Yufeng's salted fish clone is almost the same as the real person and uses the transformation technique superbly, after all, it is similar in appearance but not in spirit.

After a long period of imitating Tsunade, some subtle changes in work style were not hidden from these little nurses who had been following Tsunade for a long time.

"Da da da."

Xiaoqiu and Xiaodong were chatting quietly, wondering what happened to their adults today.

There was a familiar sound of high heels hitting the floor in the corridor, and the two of them quickly looked up in the direction of Tsunade's office, thinking that Tsunade had finally finished her work and was going out for lunch.

As a result, no one was seen in the office. On the contrary, Tsunade's voice came from the direction of the staircase entrance on the other side.

"Good afternoon, Xiaoqiu, Xiaodong."

Over there, Tsunade and Kato Mikaze walked over together.

Tsunade, who was walking in front, had a face full of glory and had changed her hair, while Kato Mikaze, who was walking behind, had a sluggish look on her face, still holding the lunch she had just brought from the hospital cafeteria in her hand.

"Well, good afternoon, Tsunade-sama, Ka-Kato..."

The clever Xiaodong pulled Xiaoqiu along to say hello, and when she saluted Kato Yufeng, she got stuck.

At this time, Kato Mikaze still had a big, round bump on his head, which did not match his usual handsome appearance at all.

Kato Yufeng had a big swelling on his head and said in a weak tone. The young nurses greeted him: "You guys, have you eaten?"

"Yifeng, hurry up, I'm starving to death." I remembered Tsunade's gentle words earlier, "Also, you are not allowed to use medical ninjutsu to treat the bump on your head. Come here quickly."

Kato Mikaze had no choice but to catch up with Tsunade. He was afraid that if he slowed down, he would be punched again.

As for treating the injury on his head secretly, he would never dare to do so.

When a man teases his girlfriend or wife, he is seeking death. After all, it is his woman, so he can do whatever he wants.

As long as a man can bear the cost of committing suicide, for example, the big swelling on the head of Kato Yufeng is the best evidence of committing suicide.

This morning, Kato Mikaze's brother-in-law Naoki took the blame for him and received three punches from his sister's love. Kato Mikaze did not escape this disaster after all.

"Boom."

The sound of Tsunade's office door closing.

The corridor returned to its previous quiet atmosphere.

After less leaning.

"Pfft."

"whee."

"Haha."

……

I remembered a cheerful girl's laughter in the corridor, and the boring atmosphere in the small nurse's station was no longer there.

The small flame of gossip, like the endless will of fire in Konoha Village, once again burned in the nurse's station.