Konoha: My Wife is Tsunade

At the Northwest Barrier Camp of the Land of Fire, Kato Mikaze had just finished an emergency meeting with Akimichi Fetching Water, the leader of the camp, and was about to return to his office.

News just came from the Leaf Village in the rear. Traces of large-scale ninja activities were discovered near the northeastern border of the Country of Fire. The intelligence showed that it was suspected that the Kumogakure ninjas from the Country of Thunder were mobilizing on a large scale.

Mito Kadenen, the consultant elder of Konoha Village, has set off from Konoha Village overnight to Kumogakure Village in the Kingdom of Thunder, to represent the third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen as an envoy to Kumogakure Village.

Kato Yufeng is currently unable to intervene in the situation of the Northeast Defense Line of the Fire Country. He can only intervene in the affairs of the Northwest Defense Line of the Country of Fire. However, this news is obviously not good news.

Kato Yufeng hurried back to his office. Before he could enter, he heard thunderous snoring coming from through the door of the office. When he opened the door, he saw the boss sitting on his chair. A shabby figure was sleeping soundly on the desk.

There was snot flowing from the corner of his mouth, and there was a snot bubble in his nose. He had long white hair like a hedgehog's fur. There was a thick stack of manuscripts pressed under the white hair, and snot and snot had already flowed into a pool on it.

If it weren't for the fact that this person had a Konoha ninja forehead protector tied to his forehead, anyone looking at this sleeping person would think he was a Konoha ninja or a Konoha jounin.

Following the rhythmic snoring, mixed with one or two croaking frogs from time to time, Kato Yufeng walked to his desk in two and three steps, stretched out his hand to pluck the messy white hair, and sure enough found that There is a little orange-skinned toad hidden inside, and it is also sleeping soundly there.

Thinking about how furious he was just now, and looking at Zhengxiang's companion who was sleeping in his office now, Kato Yufeng became very angry.

The chakra in his body was circulating, and a light blue breeze was generated out of thin air in the office. Kato Mikaze did not do anything, just used the wind to blow open the floor-to-ceiling window behind the desk.

It was winter in the Land of Fire. Due to its location, the Northwest Barrier Camp was not snowing like the Leaf Village. Instead, it was raining heavily like the Land of Rain.

Kato Yufeng looked at Bai Mao who was still sleeping soundly on his stomach, and then at the heavy rain outside the window. He nodded with a satisfied smile, then turned around and cut himself a cup of hot tea while drinking it. While waiting for Bai Mao to wake up from the rain.

The cool rain, blown by the strong wind outside the window, swept in from the open window at an angle. The position was just right, just falling on the pile of messy white hair.

Stimulated by the cold and icy rain, the man still didn't wake up and was still sleeping soundly. Instead, the little orange-skinned toad hiding in his hair woke up first.

Toads are amphibians and are most sensitive to the temperature around their bodies. Although this little orange-skinned toad is a ninja beast with chakra and does not need to hibernate in the cold winter, it obviously still retains its original sensitivity to temperature. .

After waking up from the cold, the little toad shivered first, then a pair of round frog eyes on its forehead moved around, and finally found Kato Mikaze, who was drinking tea opposite, smiling at it.

When Frog Eyes saw Kato Yufeng's gentle smile, the little orange-skinned toad was startled for a moment, then realized where he was, and then shivered again.

Obviously, the shivers that followed him were not because of the cold, but because Kato Mikaze's smile reminded him of some horrible memories.

"Quack! Quack! Quack!"

The little orange-skinned toad, frightened by Kato Mikaze's smile, began to puff up its cheeks and scream. While shouting back, it kicked its legs vigorously in the white hair, trying to wake up its mount quickly.

You can't blame this little orange-skinned toad that can't speak yet for being afraid of Kato Mikaze's smile. Kato Mikaze had previously conducted experiments on others in order to study the scientific research question of whether ninja beast toads need to hibernate.

Not long ago, Kato Yufeng wore such a gentle smile and personally conducted an experiment on this little orange-skinned toad, and came to an accurate experimental conclusion. The ninja toad does not need to hibernate. It can sleep if it wants to in winter, or it can not sleep. Hibernation is not necessary for the Ninja Toad.

However, the little orange-skinned toad watched helplessly as he was frozen into an ice sculpture, which was obviously not a pleasant experience. Kato Yufeng's gentle smile left an indelible impression on it.

"The ninja beasts in the ninja world are really magical animals. Chakra can actually make them violate the natural laws of living things..."

"Tsk tsk, I just don't know if Orochimaru's little white snake is like this. Next time, should we try freezing Orochimaru's little white snake into an ice sculpture?" 』

"Ice sculpture snake lady White Snake, it's exciting just thinking about it!"

On the other side of the office, Kato Yufeng, who was drinking tea, looked at the little orange-skinned toad jumping alive in the freezing rain. He had already turned his attention to another classmate's pet.

When Kato Mikaze thought about the ice sculpture of the White Snake, Jiraiya, who had been sleeping soundly, was finally woken up by a little orange-skinned toad.

"Who, who? What happened? What happened? The enemy broke into the northwest barrier camp?"

"Run quickly, let's change the material collection locations one by one!"

Jiraiya, who had just been awakened by a little toad and interrupted his sweet dream, had not yet understood his current situation and was talking nonsense.

First, we talked about the enemy breaking into the northwest barrier camp, and then we talked about changing to the next location for collecting materials. Apparently, Jiraiya was asleep just now and couldn't forget his good habit of collecting novel materials at any time.

No wonder Jiraiya has become a literary giant in the world of ninja novels and can create the most popular love novels in the ninja world.

Kato Mikaze would not accept this creative spirit.

"The novel writers who are able to succeed are indeed lunatics and perverts!" 』

Speechlessly looking at Jiraiya who was about to run away, Kato Mikaze first sighed in his heart about the difficulty of becoming a famous novelist, and then gently waved his hand, the chakra in his body circulated, and a light blue The hand of wind appeared and grabbed Jiraiya by the collar.

Wind Escape·Hand of Wind.

Kato Yufeng's waving movement paused, then shook it again, and then shook it quickly.

Following the movements of Kato Mikaze's hand, the light cyan hand of wind also made the same movement, but just by looking at Jiraiya's appearance, one could tell that the hand of wind was very powerful.

Wind Release·Wind Hand, used by Kato Mikaze's body, is obviously much smoother than the salted fish clone. It seems that he usually does experiments on Jiraiya.

Up and down, left and right, forward and backward, and in all directions, the hands of the wind grabbed the still confused Jiraiya and shook him quickly.

The frequency of movements was so fast that even the little orange-skinned toad on Jiraiya's head couldn't grasp its nest. It croaked and jumped onto the desk in front, staring at his poor mount with a pair of big frog eyes.

"Kato Mikaze, let go quickly, if you shake me again I will faint!"

After a while, Jiraiya finally woke up from his dazed state and shouted.

"Gan! You annoying light blue-haired lunatic!"

After scolding, Jiraiya knew that the light blue-haired man he hated would not listen, so he let go obediently. Regardless of the wind hand holding him, he quickly formed seals with his hands, mobilized the chakra in his body and began to fight back.

After Jiraiya woke up, Kato Yufeng's wind hand could no longer shake his body so easily, but it still firmly grasped his collar, trying to lift his body up as much as possible.

Jiraiya's original long, messy white hair grew rapidly with the injection of his chakra, like a living creature that had come to life.

The long white hair was tangled together and turned into a white lion on the desk in front of him. After howling, it quickly ran towards Kato Mifeng.

Jiraiya's own secret technique, Ninja Technique, and the technique of chaotic lion hair.

The white lion was very fast and pounced directly on Kato Mikaze's body in an instant. After being blessed by Jiraiya's chakra, the originally soft white hair was as sharp and hard as ordinary shurikens and kunai.

Sensing the intensity of the feedback from his hair, Jiraiya raised his eyebrows, looked up at Kato Mikaze, who was still holding a tea cup in one hand and drinking tea leisurely, and then curled his lips slightly.

Jiraiya muttered softly: "Tch! It's boring!"

As Jiraiya complained, the white lion exerted strength and entered the second stage of ninjutsu.The sharp white hair was like a sharp blade, easily cutting into pieces Kato Mikaze's body.

In the second step of the Lion's Hair Technique, after entangling the enemy's body, Jiraiya's hair can be controlled at will.

As Jiraiya's hair grew stronger, white hair appeared everywhere on the surface of Kato Mikaze's body, and then more and more white hair became longer and longer, and finally turned into a ball like a It looks like a white-haired hedgehog that shoots needles.

Jiraiya first looked at the white-haired hedgehog opposite him, then at the light blue wind hand on his chest that was still firmly grasping his collar, and cursed in a low voice:

"I hate light cyan and light blue fur!"

After cursing, Jiraiya, feeling bored, began to withdraw his ninjutsu. His sharp and hard white hair began to soften, then quickly shortened and retracted.

Sensing Jiraiya's movements, the light blue wind hand holding his chest also loosened his collar, and then there was an inaudible crisp sound, turning into a light blue breeze, and dissipated in the blink of an eye. in the office.

The time during which Kato Mikaze and Jiraiya sparred was very short. From Kato Mikaze's use of Wind Release and Hands of Wind, to Jiraiya's counterattack using the Random Lion's Hair Technique, to finally Jiraiya's withdrawal of the ninjutsu, the actual Not even a minute has passed.

The two competed against each other on a daily basis, and there was no deep hatred. They both paid attention to controlling the power of their respective ninjutsu.

Despite the loud noise, the light cyan hand of the wind, and the howling of the white-haired lion, actually did not hurt anything else in the office, not even messing up the manuscript that Jiraiya was pressing just now.

The entire scene in Kato Mikaze's office, as Jiraiya's white hair retracted, was like going back in time, returning to the way it was a minute ago.

The most amazing scene is that Kato Mikaze's body, which was originally broken into pieces like a sieve, was put back together piece by piece.

After Jiraiya's white hair faded, Kato Mikaze drank the hot tea at his mouth in one gulp, as if the broken body just now was not his.

Of course, Kato Mikaze is not immune to Jiraiya's attacks. The Shishi Hair Technique is essentially a type of physical attack. With Kato Mikaze's current level, it is simply wishful thinking to be completely immune to physical attacks.

In fact, during the sparring session with Jiraiya just now, Kato Mikaze suffered a small injury. His other hand, which was not holding the teacup, had a small wound scratched by white hair.

When Jiraiya used the Lion Hair Technique to attack Kato Mikaze before, he just used the afterimage of his extreme speed and a little bit of visual illusion to achieve the miraculous body recovery effect just now.

This move is not very useful, just a little, and the visual effect is quite explosive. At present, Kato Mikaze can only use it when holding the fork.

Whether Ninjutsu is powerful or not is temporary, but whether Kato Mikaze is handsome or not is a lifelong matter.

Now Kato Mikaze has a girlfriend and has three apprentices. He is no longer the same-looking man he once was. He must always pay attention to his handsome and chic image.

"Gan, luckily I was fast enough and almost got caught by my hair..."

Kato Mikaze was thankful that he hid quickly enough just now with lingering fear. The technique of random lion hair is an A-level ninjutsu, and its power is not small at all.

The hand hidden behind his back flashed with green light. Kato Yufeng was secretly using Palm Immortal Technique to heal himself. After a while, the tiny wound healed and disappeared.

Kato Mikaze's acting skills were very good, and Jiraiya on the opposite side didn't notice at all. If he had been faster just now, he would have successfully caught Kato Mikaze.

Jiraiya thought that the sparring session between him and Kato Mikaze just now, like the countless sparring sessions between the two in the past few months, was completely in vain.

As the situation in the Ninja world continued to be turbulent, Jiraiya, who had been traveling abroad, also returned to Konoha Village. He first stayed in Konoha Village for a while, and was later sent by Sarutobi Hiruzen to support the northwest barrier camp. , has been here for several months.

However, due to the tacit understanding between the Three Kingdoms of Fire, Wind, and Earth, no Jōnin-level ninjas were sent to participate in the battle. Jiraiya returned to the mode of writing at night and sleeping during the day.

As for why Jiraiya stayed in Kato Mikaze's office and slept, it was because he was jealous of his success in taking down Tsunade.

When Jiraiya left the village to travel, Kato Mikaze and Tsunade had not yet officially dated.

No, in Jiraiya's words, staying in Kato Mikaze's office can bring him more writing inspiration.

Turning his head to look at the open window behind him, Jiraiya gave Kato Mikaze a middle finger, and then began to pack away the novel manuscripts on his desk.

"Why did you return to the office so early today? It disturbed my sleep time!"

Kato Mikaze put down the tea cup in his hand, walked towards the window behind his desk, and let the rain outside pour on him.

"You have the nerve to say that I am extremely busy every day, but you are fast asleep in my office!"

Jiraiya answered Kato Mikaze's words and said quibly: "Hey, who made you the deputy leader of the Northwest Barrier Camp? I didn't go to collect materials at night... No, I went to investigate the enemy's situation."

"Now that the Kingdom of Rain is in trouble, I can't fight again. After I came back last night, I was so inspired to write that I wrote the manuscript all night long..."

"..."

Kato Mikaze looked at Jiraiya speechlessly. He didn't really want to complain about his good friend, but he was surprised by Jiraiya's shamelessness, which was almost on his level.

"Okay, let's get down to business. I just got news from Konoha today. The northeastern defense line of the Fire Country has discovered traces of suspected large-scale activities of Kumogakure ninjas... The village may transfer you..."

After interrupting Jiraiya's shameless words, Kato Mikaze began to talk about business. As he spoke, he seemed to have something in his heart. He was slightly startled and received the soul information from the soul puppet of Sunagakure Village.

Jiraiya was waiting for Kato Mikaze to finish speaking, and urged: "Do you need me to go to the northeastern defense line?"

When it comes to business matters, Jiraiya, like Kato Mitikaze, is a very reliable presence. When he heard the information shared by Kato Mitikaze, his face became serious.

If Konoha's colleagues were attacked from both sides, the situation facing Konoha would be terrible.

"No! The situation has changed. The real war has begun!"

Kato Mikaze stretched out his hand to grab a handful of rainwater in front of him, looked through the rain curtain outside to the direction of Sunagakure Village to the west, and began to tell Jiraiya the information he had just received.

"Hidden Sand Village..."

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