Douluo mainland prequel

Flanders felt that he must have been very unlucky recently, which is why he encountered such a tragic thing.That's what happened……

"Why?" Flanders screamed like a slaughtering pig, "Why do we have to go on the road with this perverted and stupid woman?"

You said, it’s fine that this woman is perverted and stupid, but she still likes to lead Erlong into trouble, telling her such nonsense as “attacking with boundless virtues, and suffering from boundless sufferings”… You have to see Erlong now. Long felt like he was all covered in hair... The way Erlong looked at him and Xiaogang was so weird!

"Perverted and stupid? Are you talking about me?" Hua Huo quietly appeared behind Flanders, then pursed his lips in grievance and complained to Tang Hao, "Ah Hao, this shoehorn actually pointed at Tang Hao I yelled and called me perverted and stupid..."

As he spoke, a certain woman actually forced out a few tears, waving the handkerchief in her hand and wiping away her tears pitifully.Tang Hao, this guy, has always regarded fireworks as his own.In other words, even if he bullies her, he should do it by himself. How can he allow other people to make irresponsible remarks?

Although he also knew that Hanabi did it on purpose, but he was used to doting on someone, so he cooperated and released his soul power to violently coerce Flanders.

And the result...

Flanders, who was outmatched by force, naturally succumbed to Hanabi's power.

"I will definitely find my place..." limping past Hanabi, Flanders gritted his teeth and swore in a low voice, "As long as you have the chance in the future, you will be unlucky!"

"Hmph!" Hanabi snorted and turned her head arrogantly, "Ahao..."

Flender: "..."

This woman...does she have any other means besides asking her man for help?

"Although the method is simple and violent, it is very effective... You will not envy this, Boss Fu..." Patting Flanders on the shoulder sympathetically, Liu Erlong suppressed a smile and teased a certain poor guy. Guy, "Or, you can also try to use a 'honey trap' on Tang Hao?"

Liu Erlong wanted to laugh when he thought of Hua Huo's words about "the virtues of attack are boundless and the sufferings of all kinds are boundless" and the "theory of offense and defense".

"Erlong, why are you bullying me?" Flanders was completely frustrated.

"Hehehe, because, I can't defeat them, so I can only bear the injustice, Boss Fu, silently."

"Two dragons..."

"Besides, the Fried-haired Loyal Dog Shou and the Fried-haired Loyal Dog Attack are really suitable for you..." Liu Erlong covered his mouth and resisted the desire to laugh. He looked so confused. How confusing.

"Erlong, you've learned too much..."

"Just get used to it." Liu Erlong waved his hand domineeringly to express his innocence.

"Erlong, it's time for us to get on our way." Yu Xiaogang stood between them, blocking Flanders' sight and completely ignoring Flanders' intentions.

"Hey, Xiaogang, what do you mean?" Flanders felt that he had been forgotten.

"That's what I mean." Yu Xiaogang still looked so nonchalant.

"Damn! What do you mean? I'm still confused. I like women! Do you understand women! I don't like men. Even if I like men, I won't like you! If you like me, I I don’t like you anymore! The expressionless look on your face all day makes my balls ache..." Probably because he was fooled by Hua Huo, Flanders suddenly said what was in his heart very stupidly.

Yu Xiaogang paused slightly, then turned around and stared at Flanders seriously until he stared at him, "To be honest, I don't like you either. My sexual orientation is very normal. If I really can't think of liking a man, I I don’t like you anymore, you’re such a fool who jumps up and down all day without a moment of peace, not only does my balls hurt, but my brain hurts too!”

"Pfft!" Listening to the hilarious conversation between the two, Liu Erlong couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh.

These two people, fierce-haired and loyal, yet arrogant and cold-faced, really match each other...

Hanabi, you are so sinful...you have successfully harmed three innocent and unlucky children.

What happened on the road made Flanders want to cry even more...

"Why do I have to prepare ingredients with you? I'm a man, a man!" Flanders was filled with grief and anger.

"I know you're a man, you don't need to repeat it so many times." Hanabi used her little finger to pick her ears inelegantly, and Hanabi's nonchalant look made someone's balls ache.

"Since you know I'm a man, why did you ask me to prepare the ingredients?" You still have to light a fire to cook... Damn, he is a real man, how can he do the work of a woman?

"What, you don't want to?" Hua Huo clenched her fist and shook it in front of him, "Hmph, do you dare to say 'no' and give it a try? Let's see how I deal with you..."

"Fireworks..."

"Ahao, you're here." The woman turned her head, completely missing the arrogance that she had just threatened Flanders with. Her pretty face was filled with a gentle smile, "I'm not ready yet, I guess I have to wait a while."

He stepped forward and hugged his arm affectionately. A certain woman who was a devil in Flender's eyes playfully acted coquettishly at Tang Hao.That bright smile almost blinded Flanders’ aluminum and titanium dog eyes...

By the way, can this woman have some basic moral integrity?Damn, your moral integrity is completely wiped out like this! ! !

Poor Flanders kept roaring in his heart, but unfortunately, no one heard him.It is estimated that even if someone heard it, they would not pay attention to him...

It's night, the night sky is like ink, and the stars are shining.Yu Xiaogang and Flanders exchanged vigils and asked Flanders to rest.

"We have to travel tomorrow, so get some rest early." The future master told him coldly with a straight face.Obviously, the future master still carefully remembers what happened during the day.

"Of course, otherwise, how could I have the energy to deal with that monster?" Flanders suddenly felt dizzy when he thought of the woman he couldn't mess with. "It took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to meet that best..."

"I think if your words are heard by that man, you will probably be even more unlucky." Yu Xiaogang breathed listlessly without raising his eyelids, "Besides, even if you are not heard by that man Yes, if the monster you call me hears it, you will probably suffer a lot."

"You guys are becoming more and more unkind. Your brother and I are being ravaged right now. It's okay if you don't help me. Why are you adding insult to injury?" Flanders couldn't help complaining.It seems like he is Yu Xiaogang's best friend in life and death, right?That woman is just an outsider that I just met...

"Don't add insult to injury? What else can I do if I don't do this? I don't want to be misunderstood as a broken sleeve."

I don’t want to either!

Flanders roared inwardly.

But then again, even if you don't want to be misunderstood, Yu Xiaogang, you are too cruel to add insult to injury, right?I almost made this poor kid Flanders vomit three liters of blood...

"Okay, go back and go to sleep!" A man and a man alone...especially a man and a woman who have been arranged by others. For the sake of reputation, it is better for them not to get along alone.

Flender: "..."

Xiaogang, why are you as violent as Erlong?

Looking at Flender's somewhat depressed back, Yu Xiaozhang smiled and shook her head, then cheered up... He was keeping vigil for the next hour, so he couldn't be careless!

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, your lover has gone away, isn't it a pity?" The clear voice sounded particularly obvious and... scary under the silent night sky.

"Who?" Yu Xiaogang reflexively turned around to look at the place where the sound came from, only to see the monster that made Flender gnash his teeth looking at him innocently, "It's late at night, why aren't you sleeping yet?"

Seeing the visitor, Yu Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief.Fortunately it wasn't an enemy attack, otherwise it would be really troublesome.

"Can't sleep..." In fact, she couldn't sleep because of the severe pain radiating from her body. She casually went out for a stroll and saw such an interesting scene, "Is it your vigil time now?"

"Ah."

"That's just right. Let's have a chat and pass the time..." Although the labor pain has passed, the muscles all over the body are still sore and uncomfortable, and I can't sleep even when I lie down. It's better to keep vigil with Yu Xiaogang.

He saw her sitting directly beside the fire, looking at him expectantly.Yu Xiaogang smiled bitterly in his heart, hoping that the man would not misunderstand anything, otherwise, he would be too unjust...

"Then let's chat for a while. I have to go back to sleep later, otherwise that man will get angry with me." He moved the man out directly, hoping that a certain woman would be more understanding.

"It's Ah Hao again..." He pouted dissatisfiedly. Although there was some complaining in his words, the sweetness and shyness in them were so obvious.

Looking at Hanabi's slightly shy expression of a little daughter, for some reason, her face overlapped with a certain figure in her memory...

Why did you think of her again?

He shook his head vigorously, trying to get that person out of his mind.

"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Why are you shaking your head inexplicably?

"No, it's okay, I just thought of some unpleasant memories..." He couldn't help but laugh at himself. Even now, he was still thinking about that heartless woman.Sure enough, sometimes he is really willing to be humble...

"Looking at you, it seems like it's a very bad and scary memory..." Hanabi replied vaguely as she fiddled with the bluesilver grass on the ground in boredom.

"Yes, it is indeed very bad." He managed that relationship with his sincerity, but in the end it was his own wishful thinking.Although the beginning is good, the ending is not perfect.

"If it's not good, then don't think about it."

Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang felt the desire to talk, "Tell me, how can I completely forget and ignore her?"

"Is it a love injury?" Hanabi blinked and continued, "If it is a love injury, then you should look for a better memory. The happiness now can often make people forget the pain of the past..."

To open your heart to another woman?

Yu Xiaogang remained silent.

"Tell me, have we met before?" Suddenly, Hanabi had the idea of ​​teasing him.

"I guess I haven't seen it before..." If he had seen it, he wouldn't have even the slightest impression.

"Never met? How could it be... I've known you since November [-] and November [-] in the Douluo Calendar. How can you say we haven't met?" The fireworks faltered. Wagging his finger, "Don't doubt it, what I said is true..."

[-] and [-], one in the past and one in the future. Is there really nothing wrong with this woman's mind?

Yu Xiaogang complained silently in his heart.

"Speaking of which, do you want to know your future career?"

Yu Xiaogang: "..."

"I'm telling you, you will become a school teacher in the future... that is, an engineer of the human soul... This explanation sounds good..."

Continue to be silent.

"Although the profession of teacher is a bit boring and terrible, it's still okay..."

Yu Xiaogang Silence is golden.

"Let me tell you a secret. In fact, you are quite unlucky. Because you only have nine students. It's really sad... What's worse is that the school is very rundown and the name is very disappointing. What is it called Shrek Academy... …”

Shrek Academy?Monster Academy?Inexplicably, he remembered this name in his heart.

"Speaking of which, although we have only been together for two months, we are very happy... Also, your students are very cute... It's all Ah Hao's fault, why did you come so early..."

Yu Xiaogang didn't understand even half of what Hua Huo said, but he still secretly remembered it in his heart.

"Are you talking about the scene you saw?"

"No, this is the future I've experienced."

Hanabi's thinking has always been wild and unconstrained. She says whatever comes to her mind. Her thinking jumps so much that it is difficult for normal people to keep up.

The two people's personalities and tempers are completely different, but the atmosphere when they get along is inexplicably harmonious...

A strange friendship gradually sprouts in such conversations...

To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter: Tang Hao’s plan!