Douluo mainland prequel
Chapter 40: Another "Ezio"
Just after successfully stimulating Qian Xunji and having a fight with him of equal strength, Tang Ming, a monster, followed the soul power of his youngest son and came here. Seeing that they seemed to be in conflict with someone, the old man simply asked for a pot I planned to drink tea while watching a show. Before I finished drinking the tea, the young man said something surprising.
So, the old man in his seventies was in tragedy!
"Cough cough... cough... cough cough..." The old man kept coughing upstairs. Looking at his posture, he might cough out his liver and lungs. It really made people sweat for him. "Li, Li Gang? Li Yu? Oh my god! Hahahaha...hahahaha...which god gave this name? It's so talented! How can he be so talented? Hahahaha...hahaha ...Cough cough cough..." A certain disrespectful man laughed and pounded the table hard.
I have to say~~~How can that poor table withstand such torture by a peak Douluo?
No!In just one move, the table was gloriously scrapped!As for the old man lying on the table, he naturally lay on the floor!
Yo~~~ It’s really a retribution!
Lying on the ground because of the accident, this shameless old man finally stopped laughing nervously, but he still summed up bitterly with a half-smiling face: "I admire his eighteenth generation of ancestors!"
How many bad things did you have to do in your previous life to get such a miserable name in this life?Tang Ming looked at the sky, it was really hard to talk about this kind of thing!
"Li Gang?" Hanabi murmured, going through the name carefully in her mind... and finally came to the conclusion, "I don't know him!"
"Li Yu?" It seemed familiar.The villain in my heart looked at the sky at 45 degrees with a very innocent look, and it took a long time to remember who "Li Yu" was.
So... Hanabi, who thought she knew the truth, had black lines all over her face and the corners of her mouth twitched.
well?This seems to be the famous poet emperor, right?I heard that he is an extremely handsome man (PS: This comes from Nana from the elite group.), talented and personable... He is said to be the perfect man.I have provoked so many beautiful girls into their imaginations.
But... why is this perverted child called this name?
"It's so, so shameless!"
Seeing this, viewers may want to ask, why does Hanabi not know anything about "Li Gang", a name that is now a household name?Even if you heard it, you didn't have much reaction?
Ahem, we need to know that Hanabi is from the 23rd century!How can these "little characters" from more than 200 years ago be remembered?
However, Li Yu is different!He is a world-famous poet emperor!Even if it is another thousand years, his brilliance will still shine on students' textbooks!
End of explanation... Let's continue reading!
"You, what were you talking about just now... You, you..." Li Yu was so angry that he pointed at Hua Huo's right hand and trembled, "If you have the guts, if you have the guts, say it again!"
anger!This country bumpkin from nowhere actually insulted him after hearing his name?It's true that my uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt still can't tolerate it!
"So what if you say it again?" Hanabi's tone was full of provocation, "Listen carefully, I will satisfy your request. Say it again. Clean your own ears and listen carefully - you! It's so, so shameless! "
This is said in such a cadence!Li Yu was so angry that his eyes turned black with anger, and the audience on the roadside burst into laughter from time to time.
"Hmph! What a verbose thing!" He simply raised Taihao Yinghuo, and Hanabi began to sing in a low voice, "Water spirit, listen to my call, use your majesty and turbulence to defeat the enemy in front of me - the water element. *Water Curtain Impact!"
Resume chanting, and the power reaches two-thirds!
A dark blue water column with a diameter of two meters came to the man in an instant at a speed that was difficult to avoid, and bang!
With a scream of "Ah——", the "Tang Empress" who made Hanabi extremely disgusted was severely knocked away for more than thirty meters, and then lay silently on the ground like a rag doll...
Seeing that this "Overlord of Cold Star City" had been taught a lesson and ended up like this, extremely warm applause erupted from the surroundings.
"You don't want this kind of pervert who molests a young girl! Even if you kill him, it will be too cheap for him! Don't you think so, Ahao?" Without waiting for Tang Hao to answer, Hua Huo locked Li Yu directly with his mental power.Using mental power to explore things, although it cannot be seen as clearly as the eyes, is very suitable for Hanabi now. "Wind spirit, listen to my call, use your sharpness and anger to cut off all obstacles for me - —Wind type*Wind Yao Cross Blade!"
The cross in the shape of five winds quickly condensed in the air, and then struck at the person lying on the ground at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye... The palm-sized cyan cross blade rotated while friction with the air, producing a scalp-numbing sound. …
"Ah -" Another scream sounded, and his limbs were strangely cracked. The wounds were so deep that you could even see the bones wrapped in muscles... Only half of the bones and flesh in the injured area were still connected... Obviously, this man The Soul Sect has been crippled by Hua Huo... Even a healing Titled Douluo may not have the ability to restore him to his original state...
In this life, if he can once again rely on his own ability to stand up, he will have accumulated good deeds from his ancestors, and his ancestral graves will be filled with smoke...
I have to say, this girl Hanabi is really vicious!Tang Ming in the teahouse sighed in his heart, which was quite a bit sad for the death of a rabbit and a fox.
This is simply more painful than killing him!All limbs were lost, martial arts was hopeless... The end was indeed a bit tragic...
However, when what happened next, Tang Ming realized that it was too early for him to sigh... Hanabi Aizawa, this woman on the edge of ignorance and ignorance is really so kind, that is when the sun comes out in the west, Chihiroji actually and him It’s even more terrifying when dads attack each other!
In short, people like Hanabi who kill people with a knife in their hands without knowing it are more terrifying!
She knew what her actions meant to this man named Empress Tang?I guess I don’t know!She only knows how to vent her anger!
"Hmph! Let's see if you can still do evil everywhere with all your limbs!" Hanabi looked at the improved version of the "human pig" and hummed proudly.
Li Yu's hands and feet were crippled. Although the crowd was panicked, they still burst into shouts of joy, and some even applauded.This phenomenon strengthened Hanabi's determination to teach him a lesson!
Tang Hao didn't have time to answer Hanabi's questions, but he carefully covered Xiaoxue's eyes with his big palm before she started.Although she is the daughter of Chihiroji, who has killed countless people, she is still a child after all. It is better not to let innocent little girls see such bloody scenes.
As for whether Hanabi took the life of this reckless person, he didn't care.Soul master, who doesn’t have a few lives on his hands?Who died is even more meaningless!
but……
"Hua Huo..." Tang Hao looked at the unlucky guy not far away with a serious tone.
"What?" He suddenly called her name, causing her to almost be startled by him.
"You said you crippled his limbs..." Tang Hao paused and spoke slowly again, "But why were there five wind blades that flew out just now?" Thinking of the people who also fell into the hands of Hua Huo in the Star Dou Forest. Ezio, Tang Hao's face turned a little darker.
"Because I think~~~ Even if his limbs are disabled, when his limbs are healed, he can still bully young girls!" Hanabi shook her head, with an infuriating look on her face.
In fact, Tang Hao really wanted to tell her that you have done enough. Even if it were not the "icing on the cake", he might not be able to get out of bed for the rest of his life, let alone bully others!Unfortunately, even if Tang Hao wanted to say it, it was too late!
"Then what?" Although the voice was softer, it was a little more gloomy.However, someone whose nerves are always at rest still cannot hear it for the time being.
Hanabi muttered, "Then I'll just destroy his 'lifeblood'! He's already a eunuch, I want to see what he can do evil with!"
Hanabi was only ten years old before she was admitted to Moise Financial Academy (equivalent to university more than 200 years ago). In addition, she skipped grades one after another, so she never took a single class in some classes...for example, physiology class!She was ignorant about the differences between men and women.After seven years of hanging out with those guys in the elite group who are not taboo about meat and vegetables, I still know to some extent that what is underneath a man is the key to making love.
So, for one reason or another, Hanabi answered it as a matter of course.As for what kind of psychological activities the victim will have?Sorry, she doesn't know!
it is as expected!Tang Hao's face became even more ugly. A certain novice still didn't feel his change, "I really don't know who taught you these messy things!"
If he knew who it was, he would definitely let that person know the consequences of teaching a bad child!Especially this kid who he has taken a liking to!
"**Sculpture!" replied lightly.
When those monsters learned that Hanabi had never taken any menstrual lessons, they "kindly" moved two male and female sexual sculptures and gave her a "vivid menstrual lesson"... although they taught her wrongly... …
Tang Hao: "..." He didn't know what to say about Hua Huo...
"Let... let..." There was a commotion in the crowd in front. It seemed that the city defense army was coming.
"Huh ╭(╯^╰)╮, these guys who work for officialdom are always the last ones to appear. This is true. The ancients have never deceived me!" Hua Huo ignored Tang Hao's face and sighed, "Just At this speed, if a little girl is arrested by the gangsters, by the time they arrive, the little girl will probably be pregnant!" The second half of the sentence comes from Loli Youai, who is Shaodong of the largest underworld organization-Mushunzumi. , so a very **** soldier!Hanabi has been with him for many years, and Hanabi is familiar with some of his "wise words"...
"Hua Huo!" Tang Hao shouted coldly, his frown showing his master's displeasure, "Don't say such nonsense in the future!" What's all this!
Tang Hao's current mood is very similar to that of those entangled fathers whose daughters have been taught bad things... In short, they are very entangled...
"I know!" Tang Hao is an old-fashioned man!It's okay for Loli to say this if you love her... Why did Tang Hao teach her a lesson when she said this?
"Let's go!" Although he never paid attention to those in the city defense army, there was some trouble after all.
"But, but, Ah Hao... I want to get to know this man named Li Gang!" Wouldn't it be a pity not to go and see such a top-notch son and his father's style?
"No!" Without waiting for her to object, Tang Hao put Xiaoxue into Hanabi's arms again, then directly picked her up in a princess hug, jumped up to the roof, jumped, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Old man Tang Ming: "Huh! Baby boy, good job!" Tang Ming, who looked like he was only 34 or [-] years old, smiled so hard that his teeth couldn't even see his eyes. He was very wretched, and he lived up to his efforts to seal Hanabi's vision. Ah... But thinking of the poor "Empress Tang", he felt that his lower body seemed a little cold, "This girl is very cute, but cute is cute, this is too cruel! To a seductress For men, the most terrifying thing is not death, but living without being able to touch a woman! Boy Hao, falling in love with this girl requires not only courage but also enough strength!"
Otherwise, if that girl is unhappy, she will be the unlucky one!
Lolita in another world has love...
"(⊙o⊙)ah!" Loli Youai suddenly roared.
"What are you doing! Howl!" The dragon spear in the hand of the dragon knight Zuo Yuan was so frightened that he shook it.
"It seems like a girl is thinking about me!"
"…………" It could also be a dinosaur!
To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter: Li Gang’s plan, a dull transition!
Small side story, elite group teaching chapter...
"Hanabi!" Loli Youai carried two simulated sculptures of men and women, one on the left and one on the right, and placed them in front of her with a clatter.
"W-what's the matter?" The corner of Hanabi's mouth twitched, and Hanabi looked at the second generation of the underworld in front of her with a blank expression.
"Have you never taken a physiology class?" Mr. Zuo Yuan, the dragon knight, put down his serious Chinese-character face and approached with a gossipy look on his face.
"Yes, yes!" Hanabi tilted her head back and shrank into the sofa.It shouldn't be a heinous crime to have never taken a physiology class, right?
"Never had sex before? Very good!" Loli smiled evilly.
"Very good?" Hua Huo was confused.
"That's right! It doesn't matter if you haven't had sex before! I'll teach you!"
"Wrong! It's us!" Hyoudihara corrected the mistake in his words with a serious look.
"It's all the same!" Loli Youai said nonchalantly.
"Um, what are you..." doing?
"Hanabi, you have to know that as a beautiful girl in her youth, there are some things you must know!" Vulcan Shang shook his head and lectured.
Hanabi, who had just celebrated her 16th birthday, twitched the corner of her mouth again.This doesn't seem to have anything to do with what you said, right?
"Cough cough cough..." He coughed twice, "Now, Hanabi, what we are going to talk about is-the difference between women and men!"
Feng Wuji responded tacitly: "Dangdang, Hua Huo, do you see the difference between these two things on the outside?" His fair and slender fingers pointed at the two adult models.
"The difference?" Hanabi looked at it blankly, "That man doesn't have breasts!"
"Yeah, he also has an extra stick!" Nana, who was watching the show, interrupted in a funny way.
"..." A group of men teaching.
"Ahem, cough, cough, it's true. Nana saw it accurately." Zuo Shuai jumped out to adjust the atmosphere.
"Hanabi, are you curious about that stick?" The right-hand writer saw Hanabi looking at that part curiously and asked maliciously.
"..." Why does the guy on the right seem to be acting strange?The innocent child who had just graduated from school was at a loss.
"Hanabi, that thing is often called a 'sausage', it's not a good thing!" Hanabi hurriedly spoke to prevent Hanabi, the child, from being contaminated by these shady sesame buns.
"Sausage? Can I eat it?" Hanabi, who was still an innocent child, asked with a non-sexual attitude.
"No!" Everyone denied.The women are afraid that Hanabi will become a bad student, while the men are concerned about their livelihood.
"Anyway, if there is a bad uncle who deceives children in the future, just attack there." Hanabi is young, so if she encounters any "demons", she can use this trick to defend herself.
"Oh~~~I understand!" So Hanabi remembered, just do this when dealing with men.
"Okay! That's not what we want to talk about. Our purpose is to make up for Hanabi's menstrual lessons!"
"Yeah, let's continue now!"
"What I want to talk about now is that when boys and girls are fourteen or fifteen years old, they..."
In fact, this is how Hanabi was taught...
So, the old man in his seventies was in tragedy!
"Cough cough... cough... cough cough..." The old man kept coughing upstairs. Looking at his posture, he might cough out his liver and lungs. It really made people sweat for him. "Li, Li Gang? Li Yu? Oh my god! Hahahaha...hahahaha...which god gave this name? It's so talented! How can he be so talented? Hahahaha...hahaha ...Cough cough cough..." A certain disrespectful man laughed and pounded the table hard.
I have to say~~~How can that poor table withstand such torture by a peak Douluo?
No!In just one move, the table was gloriously scrapped!As for the old man lying on the table, he naturally lay on the floor!
Yo~~~ It’s really a retribution!
Lying on the ground because of the accident, this shameless old man finally stopped laughing nervously, but he still summed up bitterly with a half-smiling face: "I admire his eighteenth generation of ancestors!"
How many bad things did you have to do in your previous life to get such a miserable name in this life?Tang Ming looked at the sky, it was really hard to talk about this kind of thing!
"Li Gang?" Hanabi murmured, going through the name carefully in her mind... and finally came to the conclusion, "I don't know him!"
"Li Yu?" It seemed familiar.The villain in my heart looked at the sky at 45 degrees with a very innocent look, and it took a long time to remember who "Li Yu" was.
So... Hanabi, who thought she knew the truth, had black lines all over her face and the corners of her mouth twitched.
well?This seems to be the famous poet emperor, right?I heard that he is an extremely handsome man (PS: This comes from Nana from the elite group.), talented and personable... He is said to be the perfect man.I have provoked so many beautiful girls into their imaginations.
But... why is this perverted child called this name?
"It's so, so shameless!"
Seeing this, viewers may want to ask, why does Hanabi not know anything about "Li Gang", a name that is now a household name?Even if you heard it, you didn't have much reaction?
Ahem, we need to know that Hanabi is from the 23rd century!How can these "little characters" from more than 200 years ago be remembered?
However, Li Yu is different!He is a world-famous poet emperor!Even if it is another thousand years, his brilliance will still shine on students' textbooks!
End of explanation... Let's continue reading!
"You, what were you talking about just now... You, you..." Li Yu was so angry that he pointed at Hua Huo's right hand and trembled, "If you have the guts, if you have the guts, say it again!"
anger!This country bumpkin from nowhere actually insulted him after hearing his name?It's true that my uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt still can't tolerate it!
"So what if you say it again?" Hanabi's tone was full of provocation, "Listen carefully, I will satisfy your request. Say it again. Clean your own ears and listen carefully - you! It's so, so shameless! "
This is said in such a cadence!Li Yu was so angry that his eyes turned black with anger, and the audience on the roadside burst into laughter from time to time.
"Hmph! What a verbose thing!" He simply raised Taihao Yinghuo, and Hanabi began to sing in a low voice, "Water spirit, listen to my call, use your majesty and turbulence to defeat the enemy in front of me - the water element. *Water Curtain Impact!"
Resume chanting, and the power reaches two-thirds!
A dark blue water column with a diameter of two meters came to the man in an instant at a speed that was difficult to avoid, and bang!
With a scream of "Ah——", the "Tang Empress" who made Hanabi extremely disgusted was severely knocked away for more than thirty meters, and then lay silently on the ground like a rag doll...
Seeing that this "Overlord of Cold Star City" had been taught a lesson and ended up like this, extremely warm applause erupted from the surroundings.
"You don't want this kind of pervert who molests a young girl! Even if you kill him, it will be too cheap for him! Don't you think so, Ahao?" Without waiting for Tang Hao to answer, Hua Huo locked Li Yu directly with his mental power.Using mental power to explore things, although it cannot be seen as clearly as the eyes, is very suitable for Hanabi now. "Wind spirit, listen to my call, use your sharpness and anger to cut off all obstacles for me - —Wind type*Wind Yao Cross Blade!"
The cross in the shape of five winds quickly condensed in the air, and then struck at the person lying on the ground at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye... The palm-sized cyan cross blade rotated while friction with the air, producing a scalp-numbing sound. …
"Ah -" Another scream sounded, and his limbs were strangely cracked. The wounds were so deep that you could even see the bones wrapped in muscles... Only half of the bones and flesh in the injured area were still connected... Obviously, this man The Soul Sect has been crippled by Hua Huo... Even a healing Titled Douluo may not have the ability to restore him to his original state...
In this life, if he can once again rely on his own ability to stand up, he will have accumulated good deeds from his ancestors, and his ancestral graves will be filled with smoke...
I have to say, this girl Hanabi is really vicious!Tang Ming in the teahouse sighed in his heart, which was quite a bit sad for the death of a rabbit and a fox.
This is simply more painful than killing him!All limbs were lost, martial arts was hopeless... The end was indeed a bit tragic...
However, when what happened next, Tang Ming realized that it was too early for him to sigh... Hanabi Aizawa, this woman on the edge of ignorance and ignorance is really so kind, that is when the sun comes out in the west, Chihiroji actually and him It’s even more terrifying when dads attack each other!
In short, people like Hanabi who kill people with a knife in their hands without knowing it are more terrifying!
She knew what her actions meant to this man named Empress Tang?I guess I don’t know!She only knows how to vent her anger!
"Hmph! Let's see if you can still do evil everywhere with all your limbs!" Hanabi looked at the improved version of the "human pig" and hummed proudly.
Li Yu's hands and feet were crippled. Although the crowd was panicked, they still burst into shouts of joy, and some even applauded.This phenomenon strengthened Hanabi's determination to teach him a lesson!
Tang Hao didn't have time to answer Hanabi's questions, but he carefully covered Xiaoxue's eyes with his big palm before she started.Although she is the daughter of Chihiroji, who has killed countless people, she is still a child after all. It is better not to let innocent little girls see such bloody scenes.
As for whether Hanabi took the life of this reckless person, he didn't care.Soul master, who doesn’t have a few lives on his hands?Who died is even more meaningless!
but……
"Hua Huo..." Tang Hao looked at the unlucky guy not far away with a serious tone.
"What?" He suddenly called her name, causing her to almost be startled by him.
"You said you crippled his limbs..." Tang Hao paused and spoke slowly again, "But why were there five wind blades that flew out just now?" Thinking of the people who also fell into the hands of Hua Huo in the Star Dou Forest. Ezio, Tang Hao's face turned a little darker.
"Because I think~~~ Even if his limbs are disabled, when his limbs are healed, he can still bully young girls!" Hanabi shook her head, with an infuriating look on her face.
In fact, Tang Hao really wanted to tell her that you have done enough. Even if it were not the "icing on the cake", he might not be able to get out of bed for the rest of his life, let alone bully others!Unfortunately, even if Tang Hao wanted to say it, it was too late!
"Then what?" Although the voice was softer, it was a little more gloomy.However, someone whose nerves are always at rest still cannot hear it for the time being.
Hanabi muttered, "Then I'll just destroy his 'lifeblood'! He's already a eunuch, I want to see what he can do evil with!"
Hanabi was only ten years old before she was admitted to Moise Financial Academy (equivalent to university more than 200 years ago). In addition, she skipped grades one after another, so she never took a single class in some classes...for example, physiology class!She was ignorant about the differences between men and women.After seven years of hanging out with those guys in the elite group who are not taboo about meat and vegetables, I still know to some extent that what is underneath a man is the key to making love.
So, for one reason or another, Hanabi answered it as a matter of course.As for what kind of psychological activities the victim will have?Sorry, she doesn't know!
it is as expected!Tang Hao's face became even more ugly. A certain novice still didn't feel his change, "I really don't know who taught you these messy things!"
If he knew who it was, he would definitely let that person know the consequences of teaching a bad child!Especially this kid who he has taken a liking to!
"**Sculpture!" replied lightly.
When those monsters learned that Hanabi had never taken any menstrual lessons, they "kindly" moved two male and female sexual sculptures and gave her a "vivid menstrual lesson"... although they taught her wrongly... …
Tang Hao: "..." He didn't know what to say about Hua Huo...
"Let... let..." There was a commotion in the crowd in front. It seemed that the city defense army was coming.
"Huh ╭(╯^╰)╮, these guys who work for officialdom are always the last ones to appear. This is true. The ancients have never deceived me!" Hua Huo ignored Tang Hao's face and sighed, "Just At this speed, if a little girl is arrested by the gangsters, by the time they arrive, the little girl will probably be pregnant!" The second half of the sentence comes from Loli Youai, who is Shaodong of the largest underworld organization-Mushunzumi. , so a very **** soldier!Hanabi has been with him for many years, and Hanabi is familiar with some of his "wise words"...
"Hua Huo!" Tang Hao shouted coldly, his frown showing his master's displeasure, "Don't say such nonsense in the future!" What's all this!
Tang Hao's current mood is very similar to that of those entangled fathers whose daughters have been taught bad things... In short, they are very entangled...
"I know!" Tang Hao is an old-fashioned man!It's okay for Loli to say this if you love her... Why did Tang Hao teach her a lesson when she said this?
"Let's go!" Although he never paid attention to those in the city defense army, there was some trouble after all.
"But, but, Ah Hao... I want to get to know this man named Li Gang!" Wouldn't it be a pity not to go and see such a top-notch son and his father's style?
"No!" Without waiting for her to object, Tang Hao put Xiaoxue into Hanabi's arms again, then directly picked her up in a princess hug, jumped up to the roof, jumped, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Old man Tang Ming: "Huh! Baby boy, good job!" Tang Ming, who looked like he was only 34 or [-] years old, smiled so hard that his teeth couldn't even see his eyes. He was very wretched, and he lived up to his efforts to seal Hanabi's vision. Ah... But thinking of the poor "Empress Tang", he felt that his lower body seemed a little cold, "This girl is very cute, but cute is cute, this is too cruel! To a seductress For men, the most terrifying thing is not death, but living without being able to touch a woman! Boy Hao, falling in love with this girl requires not only courage but also enough strength!"
Otherwise, if that girl is unhappy, she will be the unlucky one!
Lolita in another world has love...
"(⊙o⊙)ah!" Loli Youai suddenly roared.
"What are you doing! Howl!" The dragon spear in the hand of the dragon knight Zuo Yuan was so frightened that he shook it.
"It seems like a girl is thinking about me!"
"…………" It could also be a dinosaur!
To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter: Li Gang’s plan, a dull transition!
Small side story, elite group teaching chapter...
"Hanabi!" Loli Youai carried two simulated sculptures of men and women, one on the left and one on the right, and placed them in front of her with a clatter.
"W-what's the matter?" The corner of Hanabi's mouth twitched, and Hanabi looked at the second generation of the underworld in front of her with a blank expression.
"Have you never taken a physiology class?" Mr. Zuo Yuan, the dragon knight, put down his serious Chinese-character face and approached with a gossipy look on his face.
"Yes, yes!" Hanabi tilted her head back and shrank into the sofa.It shouldn't be a heinous crime to have never taken a physiology class, right?
"Never had sex before? Very good!" Loli smiled evilly.
"Very good?" Hua Huo was confused.
"That's right! It doesn't matter if you haven't had sex before! I'll teach you!"
"Wrong! It's us!" Hyoudihara corrected the mistake in his words with a serious look.
"It's all the same!" Loli Youai said nonchalantly.
"Um, what are you..." doing?
"Hanabi, you have to know that as a beautiful girl in her youth, there are some things you must know!" Vulcan Shang shook his head and lectured.
Hanabi, who had just celebrated her 16th birthday, twitched the corner of her mouth again.This doesn't seem to have anything to do with what you said, right?
"Cough cough cough..." He coughed twice, "Now, Hanabi, what we are going to talk about is-the difference between women and men!"
Feng Wuji responded tacitly: "Dangdang, Hua Huo, do you see the difference between these two things on the outside?" His fair and slender fingers pointed at the two adult models.
"The difference?" Hanabi looked at it blankly, "That man doesn't have breasts!"
"Yeah, he also has an extra stick!" Nana, who was watching the show, interrupted in a funny way.
"..." A group of men teaching.
"Ahem, cough, cough, it's true. Nana saw it accurately." Zuo Shuai jumped out to adjust the atmosphere.
"Hanabi, are you curious about that stick?" The right-hand writer saw Hanabi looking at that part curiously and asked maliciously.
"..." Why does the guy on the right seem to be acting strange?The innocent child who had just graduated from school was at a loss.
"Hanabi, that thing is often called a 'sausage', it's not a good thing!" Hanabi hurriedly spoke to prevent Hanabi, the child, from being contaminated by these shady sesame buns.
"Sausage? Can I eat it?" Hanabi, who was still an innocent child, asked with a non-sexual attitude.
"No!" Everyone denied.The women are afraid that Hanabi will become a bad student, while the men are concerned about their livelihood.
"Anyway, if there is a bad uncle who deceives children in the future, just attack there." Hanabi is young, so if she encounters any "demons", she can use this trick to defend herself.
"Oh~~~I understand!" So Hanabi remembered, just do this when dealing with men.
"Okay! That's not what we want to talk about. Our purpose is to make up for Hanabi's menstrual lessons!"
"Yeah, let's continue now!"
"What I want to talk about now is that when boys and girls are fourteen or fifteen years old, they..."
In fact, this is how Hanabi was taught...
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